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Offline Chetan

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Jokes
« on: July 08, 2018, 06:21:44 am »
As the topic says, post some jokes

I wanted to read some jokes. They can be old or new ones or the one you created.

Also-
"A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is not meant to be taken seriously."

I start by posting an old one.
Quote
A man to Santa- Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa Rushes to his home, and comes after half an hour and slapped that man and said-
"He is not my friend"
"The problem of most people is, they get confused between being beautiful and looking beautiful.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2018, 06:58:52 am »
u r m u m g a y

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2018, 07:13:06 am »
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2018, 10:51:41 am »
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
Nice one. I need more like this
"The problem of most people is, they get confused between being beautiful and looking beautiful.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2018, 02:45:16 pm »
I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2018, 02:52:09 pm »
I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.

Cringe
"The problem of most people is, they get confused between being beautiful and looking beautiful.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2018, 04:07:24 pm »
u r m u m g a y
Maybe its to funny for me so I didnt understand it. Typical LP. jokes.

I have for you.

What would you call a suicide bomber girl?
Ans: Dora The Exploder

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2018, 04:38:55 pm »
Dizzy loves Carg
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menace> {33CCFF}[4] {FFFFFF}SMALL PENIS IRAN DOGS
Dr.MaDMaN[GgT]> {33CCFF}[3] {FFFFFF}Retarded mode is on
DedeceK> {33CCFF}[27] {FFFFFF}LOL
DedeceK> {33CCFF}[27] {FFFFFF}madman he wanan mute again

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2018, 06:27:44 pm »
What would you call a suicide bomber girl?
Ans: Dora The Exploder


Didn't get it. o.O

Dizzy loves Carg

This joke gets old as Carg may have a toilet now
"The problem of most people is, they get confused between being beautiful and looking beautiful.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2018, 07:16:33 pm »
Chetan is my b e s t f r i e n d

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2018, 01:37:52 pm »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2018, 02:05:49 pm »
GgT
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2018, 02:46:48 pm »
"The problem of most people is, they get confused between being beautiful and looking beautiful.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2018, 03:02:05 pm »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2018, 06:27:42 pm »