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Funny PTP Quotes
Uthar_Smith:
Hey guys, since we moved to this new forum I figured we needed a new quotes topic. So if you have any hilarious quotes, post them here!
Let me start:
--- Quote ---[07:05.34] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 11] [RD]Carg: dizzy small dick
[07:05.39] <@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 28] dizzy: kill carg btw
[07:05.44] <@PBBot1> [Police ID: 4] Rageur[DuBled]: Dizzy mini dick
[07:05.53] <@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 13] Uthar_Smith: rageur micro dick
[07:06.02] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 0] Mia: Uthat nano dick
[07:06.09] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 28] dizzy: carg no dick
[07:06.13] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 11] [RD]Carg: mia big dick
[07:06.14] <@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 13] Uthar_Smith: I can't say anything against that
[07:06.16] <@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 13] Uthar_Smith: xD
[07:06.42] <@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 13] Uthar_Smith: Mia elektron-size tits
[07:06.49] <@PBBot1> [Police ID: 26] Satvik[GgT]: LOL ^
[07:06.50] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 13] Uthar_Smith: xD
[07:06.56] <@PBBot3> Teamchat from Mia (Terrorist): Really
[07:06.56] <@PBBot1> [Police ID: 26] Satvik[GgT]: HAHAHHAHAH
[07:06.59] <@PBBot3> [Police ID: 14] [RD]Norinder_Mudi: lmfao
--- End quote ---
Altus_Demens:
--- Quote ---<PBBot1>: [Terrorist ID: 7] Alirexa: why i had banned with no reason
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 7] Alirexa: ???
<PBBot2>: [Civilian ID: 5] MOHAMED: ok
<Altus_Demens>: !say Ban evasion decreases your chances to be unbanned
<PBBot3>: *** Altus_Demens on IRC: Ban evasion decreases your chances to be unbanned
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 7] Alirexa: i said why
<Jonne>: !say You weren't banned
<PBBot2>: *** Jonne on IRC: You weren't banned
<Jonne>: !say It's a SAMP bug
<PBBot3>: *** Jonne on IRC: It's a SAMP bug
<PBBot1>: [Terrorist ID: 7] Alirexa: oh ecxuse me
<Altus_Demens>: I scared this guy with no reason ;(
<PBBot2>: [SWAT ID: 0] Ost413: press g
<Jonne>: Here, scare id 16 instead
<Jonne>: :d
<Altus_Demens>: !say ID 16, are you a bad boy?
<PBBot1>: *** Altus_Demens on IRC: ID 16, are you a bad boy?
<SwirlyMan>: !say test
<PBBot1>: *** SwirlyMan on IRC: test
<Altus_Demens>: !say Your sins cannot be hidden from the Heavens, ID16
<PBBot2>: *** Altus_Demens on IRC: Your sins cannot be hidden from the Heavens, ID16
<PBBot1>: * Omar_Leatherface (ID: 16) has been banned for: He is
<PBBot3>: [16] *** Omar_Leatherface left the game. (Removed) + [Report: X: 367 , Y: -57 , Z: 1002 | H: 24 , A: 0 ]
<PBBot1>: [Civilian ID: 5] MOHAMED: bilaly rahom y jrou wraya
<PBBot2>: [Civilian ID: 13] Uthar_Smith: haha
<Altus_Demens>: :D
<PBBot3>: [Civilian ID: 11] [RD]Carg: lol
<Quido>: !say lol
<PBBot1>: *** Quido on IRC: lol
--- End quote ---
Miau:
Overconfidence effect in its most pure form.
Rage:
--- Quote from: Mia on August 20, 2016, 01:20:11 am ---
Overconfidence effect in its most pure form.
--- End quote ---
Le fail :(
Uthar_Smith:
--- Quote ---[20/08/2016] [18:34:36] <@PBBot3> [40] Teamchat from AhMeD[GgT] (President): iam save here
[20/08/2016] [18:34:39] <@PBBot1> *** DangerNoodle killed AhMeD[GgT] (Distance: 6) (Desert Eagle)
[20/08/2016] [18:34:39] <@PBBot2> *** The President was killed by the Civilian!
--- End quote ---
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