Plan B

Off Topic => Off Topic => Topic started by: Chetan on July 08, 2018, 06:21:44 am

Title: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on July 08, 2018, 06:21:44 am
As the topic says, post some jokes

I wanted to read some jokes. They can be old or new ones or the one you created.

Also-
"A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is not meant to be taken seriously."

I start by posting an old one.
Quote
A man to Santa- Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa Rushes to his home, and comes after half an hour and slapped that man and said-
"He is not my friend"
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: LPCOLTER on July 08, 2018, 06:58:52 am
u r m u m g a y
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: [ThunderStorm] on July 08, 2018, 07:13:06 am
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on July 08, 2018, 10:51:41 am
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
Nice one. I need more like this
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Crash on July 08, 2018, 02:45:16 pm
I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on July 08, 2018, 02:52:09 pm
I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.

Cringe
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Son_Gun on July 08, 2018, 04:07:24 pm
u r m u m g a y
Maybe its to funny for me so I didnt understand it. Typical LP. jokes.

I have for you.

What would you call a suicide bomber girl?
Ans: Dora The Exploder
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Madman on July 08, 2018, 04:38:55 pm
Dizzy loves Carg
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on July 08, 2018, 06:27:44 pm
What would you call a suicide bomber girl?
Ans: Dora The Exploder


Didn't get it. o.O

Dizzy loves Carg

This joke gets old as Carg may have a toilet now
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: lax on July 08, 2018, 07:16:33 pm
Chetan is my b e s t f r i e n d
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Post by: Zeta on July 09, 2018, 01:37:52 pm
Dizzy loves Carg
xd
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Post by: M[A]DNess on July 09, 2018, 02:05:49 pm
GgT
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on July 09, 2018, 02:46:48 pm
GgT
Joke? :P
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Aksel on July 09, 2018, 03:02:05 pm
GgT
Joke? :P
thats a god tier meme
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: [ThunderStorm] on July 09, 2018, 06:27:42 pm
GgT

HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Zeta on July 09, 2018, 08:37:49 pm
GgT
u were in GgT.then pls stfu
pWn no joke?
:P
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Uzumaki on July 09, 2018, 11:01:18 pm
Chetan is a pro

not meant to be taken seriously."
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Crash on July 09, 2018, 11:04:27 pm
If assholes could fly,this place would be an airport.
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: [ThunderStorm] on July 09, 2018, 11:17:52 pm
You want more jokes?
This server.

I lost 2 more msgs btw..

(https://i.imgur.com/Rr1rxav.png)

The world will fucking change, but not my attitude.
Deal with it Plan B admins.
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Luka on July 10, 2018, 12:13:40 am
You want more jokes?
This server.

I lost 2 more msgs btw..

(https://i.imgur.com/Rr1rxav.png)

The world will fucking change, but not my attitude.
Deal with it Plan B admins.
Banned.
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on July 10, 2018, 02:00:28 am
Chetan is a pro

not meant to be taken seriously."
Thank You Haters <33
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Son_Gun on July 10, 2018, 04:44:01 am
Chetan is a pro

not meant to be taken seriously."
Thank You Haters <33

Uzumaki loves u more than he loves Sakura.
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: FlapJack[M.I.B] on July 10, 2018, 05:16:24 am
John Cena is dead again
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Saurabh on July 10, 2018, 08:27:24 am

When you skip school:

(https://i.imgur.com/Rr1rxav.png)
The world will fucking change, but not my attitude.
Deal with it Plan B admins.
(https://i.imgflip.com/2dpw6m.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/2dpw6m)
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: [ThunderStorm] on July 10, 2018, 09:57:59 am
When you skip school:

When you suck a dick everyday for money.
And you forget that you are a slut.
That's you in the Meme btw.
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: FlapJack[M.I.B] on July 10, 2018, 10:54:35 am
TEACHER: FLAP, what do you call a person who keep on talking when people are no longer interested?
FLAP: A teacher
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Post by: Saurabh on July 10, 2018, 12:00:15 pm
When you skip school:

When you suck a dick everyday for money.
And you forget that you are a slut.
That's you in the Meme btw.
Triggered twelvie xD go whine somewhere else. Meme for meme or gtfo.
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Jack_Bhai on July 10, 2018, 01:33:14 pm
Chetan is a pro

not meant to be taken seriously."
Nub Chetan
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Son_Gun on July 10, 2018, 01:59:34 pm
TEACHER: FLAP, what do you call a person who keep on talking when people are no longer interested?
FLAP: A teacher


Hahahahaha nice one!
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: SaiFi on July 10, 2018, 03:06:27 pm
Chetan Nub its Joke hahaha ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on July 10, 2018, 04:10:30 pm
TEACHER: FLAP, what do you call a person who keep on talking when people are no longer interested?
FLAP: A teacher


Ahaha nice one XD
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: cobby on July 13, 2018, 02:37:49 pm
What would you call a suicide bomber girl?
Ans: Dora The Exploder


Didn't get it. o.O




suicide bomber: a suicide bomber is a persoanlity that wear bombs and go to enemies base to destroy himself and blow up enemy he sacrifices himself for his team...

dora the explorer: a cartoon of adventure havent you watched it?
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Zeta on July 13, 2018, 02:45:01 pm
ssdasdsdadsfafsag9ryr9gshrtbhtolj;ovh jb;oaim0p[tin ymir0i0npbiy90 i otiunosvits0uyns09uv0ubs50pvu095buywy9otyuto0yh
im so laughing now
Fun >:(
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on July 13, 2018, 03:23:59 pm
ssdasdsdadsfafsag9ryr9gshrtbhtolj;ovh jb;oaim0p[tin ymir0i0npbiy90 i otiunosvits0uyns09uv0ubs50pvu095buywy9otyuto0yh
im so laughing now
Fun >:(

I'll die out of laughter please cobby leave me
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Deadman on July 13, 2018, 05:52:19 pm
Joke for cobby and Lucy, the worst couples.
(https://i.imgur.com/wLYasQu.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: LPCOLTER on July 14, 2018, 09:25:47 am
Joke for cobby and Lucy, the worst couples.
(https://i.imgur.com/wLYasQu.jpg)
Both are Pakistani 12 yo boys
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on July 16, 2018, 06:03:19 pm
Joke for cobby and Lucy, the worst couples.
(https://i.imgur.com/wLYasQu.jpg)
Both are Pakistani 12 yo boys
Disaster already happened in the clan section. Lmao
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Lizard_Person on July 16, 2018, 06:53:14 pm
A woman comes into the men brothel. There she asked for a man. The receptionist says : "At this moment we only have three men available. A slow one, a fast one and a creative one". The woman asks for a fast one. When she comes into the room she begins to undress. Just when she begins to take off her socks, the man is already dressing up. The woman gets angry and goes back to the receptionist, there she asks for the slow one. The woman and the man go to the room. She undresses and sees that the man only just began to untie his shoes. Again, she gets angry and goes back to the receptionist. She asks for the creative one. She goes into her room and sees a big bowl near the door. She undresses and waits for the man. When the man enters he begins to hit the bowl. BAM BAM BAM. the woman says to the man: "What the hell are you doing jackass let's have sex" The man looks at her with an angry look and says: " Are you nuts ? Can't you hear theres a thunderstorm outside".
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Jack_Bhai on July 18, 2018, 12:12:36 pm
LoL
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Post by: Fruiti. on July 18, 2018, 02:05:00 pm
GgT
AhMeD
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on July 18, 2018, 05:53:59 pm
A woman comes into the men brothel. There she asked for a man. The receptionist says : "At this moment we only have three men available. A slow one, a fast one and a creative one". The woman asks for a fast one. When she comes into the room she begins to undress. Just when she begins to take off her socks, the man is already dressing up. The woman gets angry and goes back to the receptionist, there she asks for the slow one. The woman and the man go to the room. She undresses and sees that the man only just began to untie his shoes. Again, she gets angry and goes back to the receptionist. She asks for the creative one. She goes into her room and sees a big bowl near the door. She undresses and waits for the man. When the man enters he begins to hit the bowl. BAM BAM BAM. the woman says to the man: "What the hell are you doing jackass let's have sex" The man looks at her with an angry look and says: " Are you nuts ? Can't you hear theres a thunderstorm outside".
Woahhhhhhhhahahahhahaha
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: FlapJack[M.I.B] on July 19, 2018, 02:50:37 am
A woman comes into the men brothel. There she asked for a man. The receptionist says : "At this moment we only have three men available. A slow one, a fast one and a creative one". The woman asks for a fast one. When she comes into the room she begins to undress. Just when she begins to take off her socks, the man is already dressing up. The woman gets angry and goes back to the receptionist, there she asks for the slow one. The woman and the man go to the room. She undresses and sees that the man only just began to untie his shoes. Again, she gets angry and goes back to the receptionist. She asks for the creative one. She goes into her room and sees a big bowl near the door. She undresses and waits for the man. When the man enters he begins to hit the bowl. BAM BAM BAM. the woman says to the man: "What the hell are you doing jackass let's have sex" The man looks at her with an angry look and says: " Are you nuts ? Can't you hear theres a thunderstorm outside".

Nice one 👍👍
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Lizard_Person on July 19, 2018, 12:40:57 pm
Australia. An Australian sits in a coffee place, drinks a cup of coffee while eating a muffin. Soon, an American tourist, with a piece of gum in his mouth, enters the coffee place and comes near the Australian:"Can I sit down near you ?" He asks the Australian. Australian, of course, agrees. When the American sits down, he blow a fell bubbles and then begins to talk with the Australian:" Hey, when you Australians eat bread, do you eat all of it ?" The Australian says:" Yeah, why ask ?". The American answers with a smile in his face:" In America we don't. We just eat the soft part of the bread and ship the leftovers to fabric, so they could make muffins for Australians." The Australian swallows the muffin he just eaten and continues to drink his coffee. The American blows a few bubbles again and speaks with the Australian again: "Hey, you Australians like fruit jams right ?", Aust: "Yes". American puts on a smile and talks again: "In America we don't. We just eat the soft nutritious parts of the fruit, and ship the leftovers to fabrics, where they make jam for Australians." The American sits all happy blowing a few bubbles. The Australian looks at him. : "Hey, do you Americans like sex ?" The American answers with a smile: "Yeah". Aust: "So after using a condom, do you throw it out ?" Amer.:"Of course we throw it out." The Australian yells out "We don't. We ship them to a fabric where they make bubble gum for Americans"
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Son_Gun on July 19, 2018, 01:34:55 pm
Australia. An Australian sits in a coffee place, drinks a cup of coffee while eating a muffin. Soon, an American tourist, with a piece of gum in his mouth, enters the coffee place and comes near the Australian:"Can I sit down near you ?" He asks the Australian. Australian, of course, agrees. When the American sits down, he blow a fell bubbles and then begins to talk with the Australian:" Hey, when you Australians eat bread, do you eat all of it ?" The Australian says:" Yeah, why ask ?". The American answers with a smile in his face:" In America we don't. We just eat the soft part of the bread and ship the leftovers to fabric, so they could make muffins for Australians." The Australian swallows the muffin he just eaten and continues to drink his coffee. The American blows a few bubbles again and speaks with the Australian again: "Hey, you Australians like fruit jams right ?", Aust: "Yes". American puts on a smile and talks again: "In America we don't. We just eat the soft nutritious parts of the fruit, and ship the leftovers to fabrics, where they make jam for Australians." The American sits all happy blowing a few bubbles. The Australian looks at him. : "Hey, do you Americans like sex ?" The American answers with a smile: "Yeah". Aust: "So after using a condom, do you throw it out ?" Amer.:"Of course we throw it out." The Australian yells out "We don't. We ship them to a fabric where they make bubble gum for Americans"

Hahahahahaha. Savage.
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: FlapJack[M.I.B] on July 19, 2018, 05:01:15 pm
I was on a bus on my way home. Suddenly my stomach is rumbling and I feel like i'm gonna fart.
Since the music inside the bus was loud, I decided to blew it all out assuming no one would ever hear it.
As I released it, all the passengers are looking at me.
Confused, I immediately looked at the mirror to see if there's a dirt on my face.
Instead of dirt, I see my earphone on my ears.
 
That's when I realize that the sound was on my phone and everyone hears me farting.
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on July 19, 2018, 05:25:15 pm
Australia. An Australian sits in a coffee place, drinks a cup of coffee while eating a muffin. Soon, an American tourist, with a piece of gum in his mouth, enters the coffee place and comes near the Australian:"Can I sit down near you ?" He asks the Australian. Australian, of course, agrees. When the American sits down, he blow a fell bubbles and then begins to talk with the Australian:" Hey, when you Australians eat bread, do you eat all of it ?" The Australian says:" Yeah, why ask ?". The American answers with a smile in his face:" In America we don't. We just eat the soft part of the bread and ship the leftovers to fabric, so they could make muffins for Australians." The Australian swallows the muffin he just eaten and continues to drink his coffee. The American blows a few bubbles again and speaks with the Australian again: "Hey, you Australians like fruit jams right ?", Aust: "Yes". American puts on a smile and talks again: "In America we don't. We just eat the soft nutritious parts of the fruit, and ship the leftovers to fabrics, where they make jam for Australians." The American sits all happy blowing a few bubbles. The Australian looks at him. : "Hey, do you Americans like sex ?" The American answers with a smile: "Yeah". Aust: "So after using a condom, do you throw it out ?" Amer.:"Of course we throw it out." The Australian yells out "We don't. We ship them to a fabric where they make bubble gum for Americans"

OMG  ;D ::) That's savage LOL

I was on a bus on my way home. Suddenly my stomach is rumbling and I feel like i'm gonna fart.
Since the music inside the bus was loud, I decided to blew it all out assuming no one would ever hear it.
As I released it, all the passengers are looking at me.
Confused, I immediately looked at the mirror to see if there's a dirt on my face.
Instead of dirt, I see my earphone on my ears.
 
That's when I realize that the sound was on my phone and everyone hears me farting.

Nice one! xD
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Lizard_Person on July 19, 2018, 05:33:06 pm
I was on a bus on my way home. Suddenly my stomach is rumbling and I feel like i'm gonna fart.
Since the music inside the bus was loud, I decided to blew it all out assuming no one would ever hear it.
As I released it, all the passengers are looking at me.
Confused, I immediately looked at the mirror to see if there's a dirt on my face.
Instead of dirt, I see my earphone on my ears.
 
That's when I realize that the sound was on my phone and everyone hears me farting.
LOL
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Son_Gun on July 19, 2018, 05:41:35 pm
I was on a bus on my way home. Suddenly my stomach is rumbling and I feel like i'm gonna fart.
Since the music inside the bus was loud, I decided to blew it all out assuming no one would ever hear it.
As I released it, all the passengers are looking at me.
Confused, I immediately looked at the mirror to see if there's a dirt on my face.
Instead of dirt, I see my earphone on my ears.
 
That's when I realize that the sound was on my phone and everyone hears me farting.

Lol. Stay alert next time :p
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Scott_ on July 19, 2018, 08:56:55 pm
I was on a bus on my way home. Suddenly my stomach is rumbling and I feel like i'm gonna fart.
Since the music inside the bus was loud, I decided to blew it all out assuming no one would ever hear it.
As I released it, all the passengers are looking at me.
Confused, I immediately looked at the mirror to see if there's a dirt on my face.
Instead of dirt, I see my earphone on my ears.
 
That's when I realize that the sound was on my phone and everyone hears me farting.
You just have beaten Chetan in that! Congrats!
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Lizard_Person on July 19, 2018, 09:46:59 pm
An old grandma works at her kitchen one day. Soon, she hears someone scream. She looks out her window and sees her husband running towards the house from cattle-shed, falling down on the snow. Soon the husband enters and yells to her wife: " Come on undress, undress, undress." The grandma looks at him: " What the hell happened ?" The grandpa answers: " Can't you see I got an erection after 12 years. Come on undress faster." The grandma begins to undress her 1st, 2nd and third trousers, but she was too late. The husband stands there and says to here: " What the fuck woman ? Next time you better be naked and in the bed, you hear ?" Two weeks pass, the woman sees that her husband is running back again. She undresses herself and lays on the bed. The husband comes in, hes quick, rushes to the bedroom to only see the woman naked. He yells to her.: " Why the fuck are you doing here with your old tits ? Our Shed is on fire"
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: FlapJack[M.I.B] on July 20, 2018, 05:58:38 am
An old grandma works at her kitchen one day. Soon, she hears someone scream. She looks out her window and sees her husband running towards the house from cattle-shed, falling down on the snow. Soon the husband enters and yells to her wife: " Come on undress, undress, undress." The grandma looks at him: " What the hell happened ?" The grandpa answers: " Can't you see I got an erection after 12 years. Come on undress faster." The grandma begins to undress her 1st, 2nd and third trousers, but she was too late. The husband stands there and says to here: " What the fuck woman ? Next time you better be naked and in the bed, you hear ?" Two weeks pass, the woman sees that her husband is running back again. She undresses herself and lays on the bed. The husband comes in, hes quick, rushes to the bedroom to only see the woman naked. He yells to her.: " Why the fuck are you doing here with your old tits ? Our Shed is on fire"

Haha 😂😂
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on July 20, 2018, 06:01:08 am
An old grandma works at her kitchen one day. Soon, she hears someone scream. She looks out her window and sees her husband running towards the house from cattle-shed, falling down on the snow. Soon the husband enters and yells to her wife: " Come on undress, undress, undress." The grandma looks at him: " What the hell happened ?" The grandpa answers: " Can't you see I got an erection after 12 years. Come on undress faster." The grandma begins to undress her 1st, 2nd and third trousers, but she was too late. The husband stands there and says to here: " What the fuck woman ? Next time you better be naked and in the bed, you hear ?" Two weeks pass, the woman sees that her husband is running back again. She undresses herself and lays on the bed. The husband comes in, hes quick, rushes to the bedroom to only see the woman naked. He yells to her.: " Why the fuck are you doing here with your old tits ? Our Shed is on fire"

More please XD
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: SaiFi on July 20, 2018, 08:09:19 am
GgT
GgT jOKES HAHAH MADNESS NOOB HAHA Xd ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on July 20, 2018, 05:30:13 pm
(https://imgur.com/dHAdKO1.png)
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Post by: Jack_Bhai on July 20, 2018, 05:46:32 pm
Hhahaha
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Post by: Lizard_Person on July 20, 2018, 07:40:43 pm
LOL
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Post by: SaiFi on July 20, 2018, 07:53:06 pm
Lol xD hahahaha chetan  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Lizard_Person on July 20, 2018, 08:04:12 pm
War zone. A soldier is sitting in the trench, looking for enemies. Soon, his friend comes to him smiling. : "Hey, Peter, come here Emily is giving free sex." Peter answers: "You dumbass don't interrupt me." The smiling soldier says again: " Come on, I already screwed her six times." Peter thinks for a moment:"You serious ?: The soldier:"Of course dude, come on". Peter:" Does she give blow jobs ?" Soldier: "Nah, the artillery shell blew her head off"
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Deadman on July 20, 2018, 09:02:51 pm
War zone. A soldier is sitting in the trench, looking for enemies. Soon, his friend comes to him smiling. : "Hey, Peter, come here Emily is giving free sex." Peter answers: "You dumbass don't interrupt me." The smiling soldier says again: " Come on, I already screwed her six times." Peter thinks for a moment:"You serious ?: The soldier:"Of course dude, come on". Peter:" Does she give blow jobs ?" Soldier: "Nah, the artillery shell blew her head off"
Dafuqqq
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Spici_Popot on July 21, 2018, 04:14:44 am
Lol boomerang says he will ban all the cheaters in His mod application but he doesent knows that mod looks after registered and non registered players using some bugs or saving their precious life by using hacks
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Son_Gun on July 21, 2018, 07:13:35 am
War zone. A soldier is sitting in the trench, looking for enemies. Soon, his friend comes to him smiling. : "Hey, Peter, come here Emily is giving free sex." Peter answers: "You dumbass don't interrupt me." The smiling soldier says again: " Come on, I already screwed her six times." Peter thinks for a moment:"You serious ?: The soldier:"Of course dude, come on". Peter:" Does she give blow jobs ?" Soldier: "Nah, the artillery shell blew her head off"

 :-X
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on July 21, 2018, 08:13:22 am
War zone. A soldier is sitting in the trench, looking for enemies. Soon, his friend comes to him smiling. : "Hey, Peter, come here Emily is giving free sex." Peter answers: "You dumbass don't interrupt me." The smiling soldier says again: " Come on, I already screwed her six times." Peter thinks for a moment:"You serious ?: The soldier:"Of course dude, come on". Peter:" Does she give blow jobs ?" Soldier: "Nah, the artillery shell blew her head off"

 :-X

I really didn't get it
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Lizard_Person on July 21, 2018, 09:03:14 am
War zone. A soldier is sitting in the trench, looking for enemies. Soon, his friend comes to him smiling. : "Hey, Peter, come here Emily is giving free sex." Peter answers: "You dumbass don't interrupt me." The smiling soldier says again: " Come on, I already screwed her six times." Peter thinks for a moment:"You serious ?: The soldier:"Of course dude, come on". Peter:" Does she give blow jobs ?" Soldier: "Nah, the artillery shell blew her head off"

 :-X

I really didn't get it

The woman, Emily, is giving out sex for free, because her head was blown off by an Artillery shell.
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on July 21, 2018, 09:13:30 am
War zone. A soldier is sitting in the trench, looking for enemies. Soon, his friend comes to him smiling. : "Hey, Peter, come here Emily is giving free sex." Peter answers: "You dumbass don't interrupt me." The smiling soldier says again: " Come on, I already screwed her six times." Peter thinks for a moment:"You serious ?: The soldier:"Of course dude, come on". Peter:" Does she give blow jobs ?" Soldier: "Nah, the artillery shell blew her head off"

Heck it! XD

 :-X

I really didn't get it

The woman, Emily, is giving out sex for free, because her head was blown off by an Artillery shell.
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: SaiFi on July 21, 2018, 11:13:06 am
War zone. A soldier is sitting in the trench, looking for enemies. Soon, his friend comes to him smiling. : "Hey, Peter, come here Emily is giving free sex." Peter answers: "You dumbass don't interrupt me." The smiling soldier says again: " Come on, I already screwed her six times." Peter thinks for a moment:"You serious ?: The soldier:"Of course dude, come on". Peter:" Does she give blow jobs ?" Soldier: "Nah, the artillery shell blew her head off"
😂 😂 lol
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Daffy on July 21, 2018, 11:37:31 am
As the topic says, post some jokes

I wanted to read some jokes. They can be old or new ones or the one you created.

Also-
"A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is not meant to be taken seriously."

I start by posting an old one.
Quote
A man to Santa- Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa Rushes to his home, and comes after half an hour and slapped that man and said-
"He is not my friend"
Biggest Joke.
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on July 21, 2018, 12:10:33 pm
As the topic says, post some jokes

I wanted to read some jokes. They can be old or new ones or the one you created.

Also-
"A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is not meant to be taken seriously."

I start by posting an old one.
Quote
A man to Santa- Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa Rushes to his home, and comes after half an hour and slapped that man and said-
"He is not my friend"
Biggest Joke.

[RD]Daffy
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Scott_ on July 21, 2018, 01:52:00 pm
Chetan for mod jajajajaja
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Lizard_Person on July 21, 2018, 03:21:54 pm
Family friendly joke

Mother writes to his son, who is in prison. "Hello my dear son, you can't imagine how horrible it is without you. My health got worser and so did your fathers. We have no money, no food. Our fields are not being worked, not plowed, your father is not capable of doing it anymore, we won't be able to plant potatoes or anything without you." Son writes back to his mom "Mom, in here i can't help you with anything. But please don't go to the fields, please don't dig anything, when i'll get out, i will handle the fields myself. Just don't go near the fields" After two weeks or so, son gets another letter from his mother " Son, i don't know whats going on. The police is digging the fields, looking for something . What's going on ?" The son writes back "Mom, I helped however i could, but you will have to plant the potatoes yourself's"
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Uzumaki on July 21, 2018, 04:15:19 pm
Quote from: Chetan
Lets ban haters hackers! xD
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Son_Gun on July 21, 2018, 04:37:48 pm
Quote from: Chetan
Lets ban haters hackers! xD

Haters Gonna Hate Chetan
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: SaiFi on July 21, 2018, 05:52:20 pm
Chetan for mod jajajajaja
Haha haha lol
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Uzumaki on July 21, 2018, 06:12:43 pm
Chetan for mod jajajajaja
Haha haha lol
Chetan not for MOD!
SAFI FOR MOD!
#MOD_SAFI
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: SaiFi on July 21, 2018, 08:09:51 pm
Chetan for mod jajajajaja
Haha haha lol
Chetan not for MOD!
SAFI FOR MOD!
#MOD_SAFI
SAFI NOT FOR MOD BLACK PANTHER FOR MOD JAJAJA
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Jack_Bhai on July 21, 2018, 08:13:10 pm
Lol hahaha ;D';D'
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Lizard_Person on July 21, 2018, 11:34:56 pm
Two gay people crash on a deserted island. While they were both gay, they both did not know that other was gay. After two days, both wanted to have sex, but they both were afraid to ask the other. Soon, one of the men comes to another and suggests playing a game. The other(Second man) agrees. So the man explains the game: "It's called guess. Now, if you guess correctly, you can do with me whatever you want with me, but if you guess incorrectly, I will do anything to you. Agreed ?" The other man says smiling " Umm, well okay." The game begins. The first one says" Whats small, drinks milk and says meow ?" The second man thinks for a moment and answers smiling: " I will guess fish" The first man gets happy and says with a smile: " Yes, yes, a fish."
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: M[A]DNess on July 22, 2018, 02:33:54 am
IDF
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: SaiFi on July 22, 2018, 07:10:59 am
Madness Nub FOr mod jajajja nub
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: M[A]DNess on July 22, 2018, 01:44:32 pm
Madness Nub FOr mod jajajja nub
I did it for the joke -.- i dont even want to be mod
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: SaiFi on July 22, 2018, 01:51:55 pm
NOOB WHY YOU APPLY THERE IN MOD APPLYCATION
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Hito on July 22, 2018, 02:23:09 pm
NOOB WHY YOU APPLY THERE IN MOD APPLYCATION
hE iS jUsT tRooLiNg NiBBa
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: SaiFi on July 22, 2018, 05:54:24 pm
NOOB WHY YOU APPLY THERE IN MOD APPLYCATION
hE iS jUsT tRooLiNg NiBBa
Hito Nub Use aimbot hahahahaha NO!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Scott_ on July 22, 2018, 06:00:05 pm
GgT
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=1170.0
you mean this?
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Hito on July 22, 2018, 07:36:32 pm
NOOB WHY YOU APPLY THERE IN MOD APPLYCATION
hE iS jUsT tRooLiNg NiBBa
Hito Nub Use aimbot hahahahaha NO!!!!!!!
That hurt me  :'(
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Deadman on July 23, 2018, 03:32:18 pm
Dizzy is our new VIP. The best joke of 2k18 :D
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: SaiFi on July 23, 2018, 03:42:09 pm
 :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on July 23, 2018, 04:56:12 pm
Dizzy is our new VIP. The best joke of 2k18 :D

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/58f72d6a4dc64bcca0755849a3ef95c0/tenor.gif?itemid=4878270)
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: FlapJack[M.I.B] on July 24, 2018, 02:12:17 am
A Woman Entered in the restaurant:

Waiter: What's your Order Mam?
Woman: give me Soup
Waiter: What Soup Mam?We have, Fish Soup, Asparagus Soup, or Soup of the Day?
Woman: nah! Soupdrinks  :o
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Son_Gun on July 24, 2018, 02:20:40 am
A Woman Entered in the restaurant:

Waiter: What's your Order Mam?
Woman: give me Soup
Waiter: What Soup Mam?We have, Fish Soup, Asparagus Soup, or Soup of the Day?
Woman: nah! Soupdrinks  :o

Ch'ing Ch'ing SoupDrink
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Lizard_Person on July 24, 2018, 09:30:55 pm
Aksel of PWN asks god: "God, God, when will my clan be powerful ?" God thinks for a moment: "In two years" Aksel runs away crying. Soon Cobra of PPLV asks God: "God, God, when will my clan be powerful ?" God thinks for a moment: " In five years" Cobra turns around and runs away crying. Soon Monekey_D_Manish of GGT asks God: "God, God, when will my clan be powerful ?" God turns around and runs away crying.
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Crash on July 24, 2018, 10:03:32 pm
Aksel of PWN asks god: "God, God, when will my clan be powerful ?" God thinks for a moment: "In two years" Aksel runs away crying. Soon Cobra of PPLV asks God: "God, God, when will my clan be powerful ?" God thinks for a moment: " In five years" Cobra turns around and runs away crying. Soon Monekey_D_Manish of GGT asks God: "God, God, when will my clan be powerful ?" God turns around and runs away crying.
(https://i.imgur.com/Arn0bwd.gif)
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Deadman on July 24, 2018, 10:35:56 pm
Aksel of PWN asks god: "God, God, when will my clan be powerful ?" God thinks for a moment: "In two years" Aksel runs away crying. Soon Cobra of PPLV asks God: "God, God, when will my clan be powerful ?" God thinks for a moment: " In five years" Cobra turns around and runs away crying. Soon Monekey_D_Manish of GGT asks God: "God, God, when will my clan be powerful ?" God turns around and runs away crying.
Perfectly crafted lol. Noice ;D
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Scott_ on July 24, 2018, 11:05:28 pm
Aksel of PWN asks god: "God, God, when will my clan be powerful ?" God thinks for a moment: "In two years" Aksel runs away crying. Soon Cobra of PPLV asks God: "God, God, when will my clan be powerful ?" God thinks for a moment: " In five years" Cobra turns around and runs away crying. Soon Monekey_D_Manish of GGT asks God: "God, God, when will my clan be powerful ?" God turns around and runs away crying.
it made me laugh hard af, dude you are funnist guy i ever saw.
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Aksel on July 25, 2018, 12:58:08 am
Aksel of PWN asks god: "God, God, when will my clan be powerful ?" God thinks for a moment: "In two years" Aksel runs away crying. Soon Cobra of PPLV asks God: "God, God, when will my clan be powerful ?" God thinks for a moment: " In five years" Cobra turns around and runs away crying. Soon Monekey_D_Manish of GGT asks God: "God, God, when will my clan be powerful ?" God turns around and runs away crying.
Perfectly crafted lol. Noice ;D
He's MEMES GOD
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on July 25, 2018, 01:43:02 am
Aksel of PWN asks god: "God, God, when will my clan be powerful ?" God thinks for a moment: "In two years" Aksel runs away crying. Soon Cobra of PPLV asks God: "God, God, when will my clan be powerful ?" God thinks for a moment: " In five years" Cobra turns around and runs away crying. Soon Monekey_D_Manish of GGT asks God: "God, God, when will my clan be powerful ?" God turns around and runs away crying.
Fucking hell. I am crying out of laughing now XD
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Lizard_Person on July 26, 2018, 07:34:58 pm

GGT theme song

Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Darwin on July 26, 2018, 11:19:40 pm
😂😂💀💀
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Spici_Popot on July 27, 2018, 04:19:34 am
Aksel of PWN asks god: "God, God, when will my clan be powerful ?" God thinks for a moment: "In two years" Aksel runs away crying. Soon Cobra of PPLV asks God: "God, God, when will my clan be powerful ?" God thinks for a moment: " In five years" Cobra turns around and runs away crying. Soon Monekey_D_Manish of GGT asks God: "God, God, when will my clan be powerful ?" God turns around and runs away crying.
Lol but fares says it's hes clan
Fares: GGT belongs to me no one steals it and it's hackers free
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: SaiFi on July 27, 2018, 05:04:24 am
Hahahah
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: FlapJack[M.I.B] on July 27, 2018, 01:54:10 pm
Aksel of PWN asks god: "God, God, when will my clan be powerful ?" God thinks for a moment: "In two years" Aksel runs away crying. Soon Cobra of PPLV asks God: "God, God, when will my clan be powerful ?" God thinks for a moment: " In five years" Cobra turns around and runs away crying. Soon Monekey_D_Manish of GGT asks God: "God, God, when will my clan be powerful ?" God turns around and runs away crying.

Flawless ❤️❤️

When will be M.I.B become strong?
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: FlapJack[M.I.B] on July 27, 2018, 02:15:49 pm
Woman : Doctor, my Husband wants intense Sex All Day. What can I give him?
Doctor : Give him my Number

😂😂
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Lizard_Person on July 27, 2018, 02:52:15 pm
A husband and a wife goes to a doctor. The husband, as a gentleman, allowed the woman to go first. The doctor asked the woman what problems does she have, she answer"Head trauma and third degree burns on my back." The doctor looks at her like he would look at an insane person, then he invites the man, when the woman left. The man comes in, takes down his pants and shows that his penis is all chewed up like a dog toy. The doctor looks in fear:"Well this is a strange family. How the hell did this all happen ?" The man begins to tell the story:" How how ? Well last night, we had such great sex that this morning I decided to pay her back by making her some breakfast, while she was sleeping. So I was making some pancakes, I see my wife is coming "Opa opa, how is your morning ?" Soon I see she is kneeling down, taking my pants down and doing her job there. So I though, maybe I should do something funny too. So I launched the pancake into the air, like those chefs do, And bam all that oil went on my wifes back." The doctor:"So, how about the head injury ?"The husband"Well after I spilled all that oil on her, she began to chew on my penis so I hit her with the pan as hard as I could. What the hell should I have done other wise ?"
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Uzumaki on July 27, 2018, 04:00:11 pm
A husband and a wife goes to a doctor. The husband, as a gentleman, allowed the woman to go first. The doctor asked the woman what problems does she have, she answer"Head trauma and third degree burns on my back." The doctor looks at her like he would look at an insane person, then he invites the man, when the woman left. The man comes in, takes down his pants and shows that his penis is all chewed up like a dog toy. The doctor looks in fear:"Well this is a strange family. How the hell did this all happen ?" The man begins to tell the story:" How how ? Well last night, we had such great sex that this morning I decided to pay her back by making her some breakfast, while she was sleeping. So I was making some pancakes, I see my wife is coming "Opa opa, how is your morning ?" Soon I see she is kneeling down, taking my pants down and doing her job there. So I though, maybe I should do something funny too. So I launched the pancake into the air, like those chefs do, And bam all that oil went on my wifes back." The doctor:"So, how about the head injury ?"The husband"Well after I spilled all that oil on her, she began to chew on my penis so I hit her with the pan as hard as I could. What the hell should I have done other wise ?"
Best one so far
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Saurabh on July 27, 2018, 04:08:36 pm
A husband and a wife goes to a doctor. The husband, as a gentleman, allowed the woman to go first. The doctor asked the woman what problems does she have, she answer"Head trauma and third degree burns on my back." The doctor looks at her like he would look at an insane person, then he invites the man, when the woman left. The man comes in, takes down his pants and shows that his penis is all chewed up like a dog toy. The doctor looks in fear:"Well this is a strange family. How the hell did this all happen ?" The man begins to tell the story:" How how ? Well last night, we had such great sex that this morning I decided to pay her back by making her some breakfast, while she was sleeping. So I was making some pancakes, I see my wife is coming "Opa opa, how is your morning ?" Soon I see she is kneeling down, taking my pants down and doing her job there. So I though, maybe I should do something funny too. So I launched the pancake into the air, like those chefs do, And bam all that oil went on my wifes back." The doctor:"So, how about the head injury ?"The husband"Well after I spilled all that oil on her, she began to chew on my penis so I hit her with the pan as hard as I could. What the hell should I have done other wise ?"
Length is not worth the "punch"(which is predictable and not even fun) it offers. Nice try tho.
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on July 27, 2018, 05:37:25 pm
A husband and a wife goes to a doctor. The husband, as a gentleman, allowed the woman to go first. The doctor asked the woman what problems does she have, she answer"Head trauma and third degree burns on my back." The doctor looks at her like he would look at an insane person, then he invites the man, when the woman left. The man comes in, takes down his pants and shows that his penis is all chewed up like a dog toy. The doctor looks in fear:"Well this is a strange family. How the hell did this all happen ?" The man begins to tell the story:" How how ? Well last night, we had such great sex that this morning I decided to pay her back by making her some breakfast, while she was sleeping. So I was making some pancakes, I see my wife is coming "Opa opa, how is your morning ?" Soon I see she is kneeling down, taking my pants down and doing her job there. So I though, maybe I should do something funny too. So I launched the pancake into the air, like those chefs do, And bam all that oil went on my wifes back." The doctor:"So, how about the head injury ?"The husband"Well after I spilled all that oil on her, she began to chew on my penis so I hit her with the pan as hard as I could. What the hell should I have done other wise ?"
Nice! Btw do you make these jokes yourself?
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Lizard_Person on July 27, 2018, 06:15:38 pm
A husband and a wife goes to a doctor. The husband, as a gentleman, allowed the woman to go first. The doctor asked the woman what problems does she have, she answer"Head trauma and third degree burns on my back." The doctor looks at her like he would look at an insane person, then he invites the man, when the woman left. The man comes in, takes down his pants and shows that his penis is all chewed up like a dog toy. The doctor looks in fear:"Well this is a strange family. How the hell did this all happen ?" The man begins to tell the story:" How how ? Well last night, we had such great sex that this morning I decided to pay her back by making her some breakfast, while she was sleeping. So I was making some pancakes, I see my wife is coming "Opa opa, how is your morning ?" Soon I see she is kneeling down, taking my pants down and doing her job there. So I though, maybe I should do something funny too. So I launched the pancake into the air, like those chefs do, And bam all that oil went on my wifes back." The doctor:"So, how about the head injury ?"The husband"Well after I spilled all that oil on her, she began to chew on my penis so I hit her with the pan as hard as I could. What the hell should I have done other wise ?"
Nice! Btw do you make these jokes yourself?

This one I borrowed from my dad.
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: SaiFi on July 27, 2018, 07:19:54 pm
xD Lol :(:(:(:(:(:(:(
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: LPCOLTER on July 28, 2018, 07:09:41 am
xD Lol :(:(:(:(:(:(:(
I like this joke, it was made in 2004
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: SaiFi on July 28, 2018, 07:52:05 am
xD Lol :(:(:(:(:(:(:(
I like this joke, it was made in 2004
Shut
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Saurabh on July 28, 2018, 09:29:28 am
xD Lol :(:(:(:(:(:(:(

Let's break this roller coaster of emotions here:

Hmm what do we have here?
1.  laughing hard emoji
2. Lol
3. Sad emoji

All at the same place! Perfection
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: SaiFi on July 28, 2018, 02:21:46 pm
See xD  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on July 29, 2018, 05:06:38 am
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back."

Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Son_Gun on July 29, 2018, 06:19:17 am
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back."

-_-
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Brian_Walker on July 29, 2018, 09:08:37 am
Chetan and Panther deliver the fridge to Gleens apartment which is on 12 floor

Like always they playing fortnite on the way up and forget on which floor he lives, so Panther calls him


After he hangs up.

Panther: Damn
Chetan: What's up  , which floor is it
Panther: I have one bad and one good news
Chetan: Fuck, what's good news
Panther: Only just 2 floors and we there
Chetan: And bad news?
Panther: Sory nibba, we are in wrong bilding
Chetan: .... jumps down from 10 floor
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Shawkhawk did nothing wrong! on July 29, 2018, 09:58:47 am
ligma
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Uzumaki on July 29, 2018, 10:11:42 am
Chetan and Panther deliver the fridge to Gleens apartment which is on 12 floor

Like always they playing fortnite on the way up and forget on which floor he lives, so Panther calls him


After he hangs up.

Panther: Damn
Chetan: What's up  , which floor is it
Panther: I have one bad and one good news
Chetan: Fuck, what's good news
Panther: Only just 2 floors and we there
Chetan: And bad news?
Panther: Sory nibba, we are in wrong bilding
Chetan: .... jumps down from 10 floor
Best one....
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: LPCOLTER on July 29, 2018, 02:42:12 pm
ligma
ligma balls lmaoooo
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Son_Gun on July 29, 2018, 05:11:34 pm
Chetan and Panther deliver the fridge to Gleens apartment which is on 12 floor

Like always they playing fortnite on the way up and forget on which floor he lives, so Panther calls him


After he hangs up.

Panther: Damn
Chetan: What's up  , which floor is it
Panther: I have one bad and one good news
Chetan: Fuck, what's good news
Panther: Only just 2 floors and we there
Chetan: And bad news?
Panther: Sory nibba, we are in wrong bilding
Chetan: .... jumps down from 10 floor

Hahahaha best one
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Spici_Popot on July 29, 2018, 08:04:52 pm
The Joke of 2k18
Aking's new gang will be Popots worst enemy:D
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: GlennN on July 29, 2018, 09:17:40 pm
Chetan and Panther deliver the fridge to Gleens apartment which is on 12 floor

Like always they playing fortnite on the way up and forget on which floor he lives, so Panther calls him


After he hangs up.

Panther: Damn
Chetan: What's up  , which floor is it
Panther: I have one bad and one good news
Chetan: Fuck, what's good news
Panther: Only just 2 floors and we there
Chetan: And bad news?
Panther: Sory nibba, we are in wrong bilding
Chetan: .... jumps down from 10 floor

Haha! Classic Brian  :D
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Deadman on July 29, 2018, 09:42:58 pm
Chetan and Panther deliver the fridge to Gleens apartment which is on 12 floor

Like always they playing fortnite on the way up and forget on which floor he lives, so Panther calls him


After he hangs up.

Panther: Damn
Chetan: What's up  , which floor is it
Panther: I have one bad and one good news
Chetan: Fuck, what's good news
Panther: Only just 2 floors and we there
Chetan: And bad news?
Panther: Sory nibba, we are in wrong bilding
Chetan: .... jumps down from 10 floor
Nailed it!  :D
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Ahsoka_Tano on July 29, 2018, 09:56:22 pm
Chetan and Panther deliver the fridge to Gleens apartment which is on 12 floor

Like always they playing fortnite on the way up and forget on which floor he lives, so Panther calls him


After he hangs up.

Panther: Damn
Chetan: What's up  , which floor is it
Panther: I have one bad and one good news
Chetan: Fuck, what's good news
Panther: Only just 2 floors and we there
Chetan: And bad news?
Panther: Sory nibba, we are in wrong bilding
Chetan: .... jumps down from 10 floor
(https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/MQou0fTb6ubmoBztnadASA--~B/YXBwaWQ9eWlzZWFyY2g7Zmk9Zml0O2dlPTAwNjYwMDtncz0wMEEzMDA7aD0xNjY7dz0yNTA-/https://media.giphy.com/media/CoDp6NnSmItoY/giphy.gif.cf.gif)
This reminds me of something
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on July 30, 2018, 01:16:51 am
Chetan and Panther deliver the fridge to Gleens apartment which is on 12 floor

Like always they playing fortnite on the way up and forget on which floor he lives, so Panther calls him


After he hangs up.

Panther: Damn
Chetan: What's up  , which floor is it
Panther: I have one bad and one good news
Chetan: Fuck, what's good news
Panther: Only just 2 floors and we there
Chetan: And bad news?
Panther: Sory nibba, we are in wrong bilding
Chetan: .... jumps down from 10 floor

RIP mehh
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Lizard_Person on July 30, 2018, 08:55:07 pm
The state of Texas. A sheriff, who's favourite catchphrase is "It could have been worser", get a message. Three people have died. His two deputies arrive at the scene. They see two people dead at the bedroom, two naked people, and one, well dressed person, at the kitchen. all of them have bullet holes, in their heads or elsewhere. One of the deputies says:" Well it seems like everything is easy. The person in the kitchen saw these two having sex, the woman was probably his wife, he then went on to shoot them and shoot himself in the kitchen. SImple" The other deputy says" The sheriff wont care. he will come, see this and will say " It could have been worser". And the sheriff arrived, he looked at the three dead bodies. He then stops and says" Aha, well, it could have been worser" The first deputy says " What do you mean it could have been worser ? What do you mean by that" The sheriff looks at him " Well you see, last night, in this womans bed, was me"
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Saurabh on July 31, 2018, 09:09:26 am
???
Did i miss something or it's just neither funny nor adding up to the story that the sherrif slept with the woman?
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Saurabh on August 02, 2018, 04:36:54 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=4228.0;topicseen

Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on August 02, 2018, 05:01:02 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=4228.0;topicseen

Uthar is the best admin!  ::)
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Brian_Walker on August 03, 2018, 09:56:58 pm
@FlapJack :Which exam do you writing tomorow
@SniperPointer: Deutsch
@FlapJack : Good luck
@SniperPointer : Gracias
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Son_Gun on August 04, 2018, 04:37:28 am
@FlapJack :Which exam do you writing tomorow
@SniperPointer: Deutsch
@FlapJack : Good luck
@SniperPointer : Gracias


Hahahahahahaha man I really like ur jokes. Soo original and new.
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on August 04, 2018, 05:53:59 am
@FlapJack :Which exam do you writing tomorow
@SniperPointer: Deutsch
@FlapJack : Good luck
@SniperPointer : Gracias

Gut gespielt!
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Aztrek on August 05, 2018, 03:53:28 pm
IDF bullied  :'(
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on August 18, 2018, 03:42:34 am
If you have sex with someone from another country, make sure you give your best, cause you'll be representing the whole country.

-Some intelligent guy
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Son_Gun on August 18, 2018, 07:29:04 pm
If you have sex with someone from another country, make sure you give your best, cause you'll be representing the whole country.

-Some intelligent guy

Says the virgin 16yo
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Zeta on August 18, 2018, 07:30:17 pm
If you have sex with someone from another country, make sure you give your best, cause you'll be representing the whole country.

-Some intelligent guy
xd kiddo
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Hito on August 18, 2018, 07:59:20 pm
If you have sex with someone from another country, make sure you give your best, cause you'll be representing the whole country.

-Some intelligent guy
xd kiddo
U become a pWn member lmao
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Luka on August 18, 2018, 09:06:05 pm
If you have sex with someone from another country, make sure you give your best, cause you'll be representing the whole country.

-Some intelligent guy
xd kiddo
U become a pWn member lmao
so fast :o
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on August 19, 2018, 04:11:28 am
If you have sex with someone from another country, make sure you give your best, cause you'll be representing the whole country.

-Some intelligent guy

Says the virgin 16yo

Coaches don't play!
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Zeta on August 19, 2018, 10:32:39 am
If you have sex with someone from another country, make sure you give your best, cause you'll be representing the whole country.

-Some intelligent guy
xd kiddo
U become a pWn member lmao
puf
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Aksel on August 19, 2018, 10:38:37 am
U become a pWn member lmao
Hell no!
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Brian_Walker on August 19, 2018, 12:19:09 pm
Hahaha nice one son
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Son_Gun on October 04, 2018, 03:43:58 am
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=4544.0

This makes our whole community a joke. Seriously, reports like this, calling himself pro and no professionalism at all?
If you wanna joke, joke in offtopic, not in report section.

Cobby, you have made yourself a big joke...

*Claps slowly
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on October 04, 2018, 01:18:28 pm
Jokes just like your life.

Joke 1:
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, whats your emergency?” The hunter replies “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”

Joke 2:
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”


I found these on the internet
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Uzumaki on October 04, 2018, 04:55:59 pm
Nepalese People: Too many accidents. Lets Protest against it.
Nepalese Government: To reduce road accidents, Horn has been banned in Nepal.

Some Months Later,
Nepalese People: Too many rape cases. Let's Protest against it.
Nepalese Government: To reduce rape cases, Porn has been banned in Nepal.
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on October 04, 2018, 05:02:19 pm
Nepalese People: Too many accidents. Lets Protest against it.
Nepalese Government: To reduce road accidents, Horn has been banned in Nepal.

Some Months Later,
Nepalese People: Too many rape cases. Let's Protest against it.
Nepalese Government: To reduce rape cases, Porn has been banned in Nepal.

haha so sad for you :D

For those who dont know what this gay means:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6231521/Nepal-bans-porn-websites-seeing-300-cent-increase-rapes-ten-years.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6231521/Nepal-bans-porn-websites-seeing-300-cent-increase-rapes-ten-years.html)
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Uzumaki on October 04, 2018, 05:14:17 pm
Nepalese People: Too many accidents. Lets Protest against it.
Nepalese Government: To reduce road accidents, Horn has been banned in Nepal.

Some Months Later,
Nepalese People: Too many rape cases. Let's Protest against it.
Nepalese Government: To reduce rape cases, Porn has been banned in Nepal.

haha so sad for you :D

For those who dont know what this gay means:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6231521/Nepal-bans-porn-websites-seeing-300-cent-increase-rapes-ten-years.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6231521/Nepal-bans-porn-websites-seeing-300-cent-increase-rapes-ten-years.html)
Few days ago, a man had raped a man here, LMAO. It was gross to hear but funny somehow. :)
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Son_Gun on October 05, 2018, 04:50:07 am
Nepalese People: Too many accidents. Lets Protest against it.
Nepalese Government: To reduce road accidents, Horn has been banned in Nepal.

Some Months Later,
Nepalese People: Too many rape cases. Let's Protest against it.
Nepalese Government: To reduce rape cases, Porn has been banned in Nepal.

haha so sad for you :D

For those who dont know what this gay means:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6231521/Nepal-bans-porn-websites-seeing-300-cent-increase-rapes-ten-years.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6231521/Nepal-bans-porn-websites-seeing-300-cent-increase-rapes-ten-years.html)
Few days ago, a man had raped a man here, LMAO. It was gross to hear but funny somehow. :)
Eww

Nepalese People: Too many accidents. Lets Protest against it.
Nepalese Government: To reduce road accidents, Horn has been banned in Nepal.

Some Months Later,
Nepalese People: Too many rape cases. Let's Protest against it.
Nepalese Government: To reduce rape cases, Porn has been banned in Nepal.

Hehehehehe
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Son_Gun on October 05, 2018, 05:03:52 am
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.



Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
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Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all




Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."




What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
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Snowballs.
 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on October 08, 2018, 05:29:00 pm
Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them “Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven”.

The first guy says “I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times”. The angel gives him an old model pick up, the second guy says “11 years and only once” and is granted a Mercedes.

The last man says “20 years and not once , I loved her with all my heart” and with the angel impressed he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says " I know we are dead but it could be much worse".

The guy looks up and says “How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard”
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on November 18, 2018, 01:24:21 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/Vt8PE11.png)
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Rage on November 18, 2018, 02:24:48 pm
my gf said rage I’m sure you go to Brazil just to watch/Fock girl ass Latina
yes logic muahhaha not going watch Neymar Logic muahah

not a joke
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Spici_Popot on November 18, 2018, 03:00:44 pm
Mom : Which movie are you going to watch with your friends?

Son : Fantastic Breasts : The Crimes of Grindelwald.

Mom : :0
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Lizard_Person on November 18, 2018, 06:16:40 pm
Mom : Which movie are you going to watch with your friends?

Son : Fantastic Breasts : The Crimes of Grindelwald.

Mom : :0
This is the joke topic, not cringe topic
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Spici_Popot on November 18, 2018, 06:30:46 pm
Mom : Which movie are you going to watch with your friends?

Son : Fantastic Breasts : The Crimes of Grindelwald.

Mom : :0
This is the joke topic, not cringe topic

Ain't you one of them?
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Ahsoka_Tano on November 19, 2018, 03:51:11 pm
If you lock up your girlfriend and dog in the trunk of a car for an hour...
which one is gonna be happy to see you when you open it up?
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Carg on November 19, 2018, 04:12:18 pm
If you lock up your girlfriend and dog in the trunk of a car for an hour...
which one is gonna be happy to see you when you open it up?
The car
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Son_Gun on November 21, 2018, 09:06:45 am
(https://i.imgur.com/Vt8PE11.png)

Lol
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: s1MpLe on December 15, 2018, 11:52:56 am
High ping players ;D
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: cobby on December 19, 2018, 10:53:15 am
Man 1: Hey whats there in ur tea cup?
Man 2: Ants.
Man 1: Whaaaaa??
Man 2: Oh did I mean ants i totally meant Ant eater.
Man 1:  :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
Man 2: Hmm??
Man 1:  :-X
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: SaiFi on December 19, 2018, 12:13:36 pm
RIP High Ping
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: cobby on December 19, 2018, 07:44:55 pm
RIP High Ping
LOL BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASAHS HSA SDWS FDSG WE G RREFVGTT  BLOLO  OOOOOOOOOOOOLO          LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL SO SUCH A JOKE SUCK A DICK
YESH FUCK SUCH A JOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... :-X
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Scott_ on December 19, 2018, 07:48:44 pm
Indians are not street shitter. :D
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Crash on December 20, 2018, 03:59:35 am
Indians are not street shitter. :D
Agreed.
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on February 15, 2019, 04:26:43 am
(https://i.imgur.com/7uV724K.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: SaiFi on February 15, 2019, 07:38:58 am
RIP High Ping
LOL BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASAHS HSA SDWS FDSG WE G RREFVGTT  BLOLO  OOOOOOOOOOOOLO          LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL SO SUCH A JOKE SUCK A DICK
YESH FUCK SUCH A JOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... :-X
pA_cobby hahahahahah what a guy name hahahahhajs dhjsahdjkashdjashd
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Scott_ on February 15, 2019, 08:28:13 am
(https://i.imgur.com/7uV724K.jpg)
I think i am familiar with name "Angela"  :o and he is in EZ clan  :P
Nada triggered!
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on February 15, 2019, 11:44:44 am
(https://i.imgur.com/7uV724K.jpg)
I think i am familiar with name "Angela"  :o and he is in EZ clan  :P
Nada triggered!

(https://i.imgur.com/F2kORcK.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Chetan on February 24, 2019, 05:27:20 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/xqEctEO.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Yash on February 24, 2019, 07:48:21 pm
Chetan for lvl4!
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Konata Izumi on February 25, 2019, 10:19:53 am
Chetan is a pro

not meant to be taken seriously."
Thank You Haters <33

Uzumaki loves u more than he loves Sakura.
LoL but Naruto Weds Hinata xD
And a joke
Chetan for president of India 🇮🇳
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: cobby on February 25, 2019, 12:37:00 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=4544.0

This makes our whole community a joke. Seriously, reports like this, calling himself pro and no professionalism at all?
If you wanna joke, joke in offtopic, not in report section.

Cobby, you have made yourself a big joke...

*Claps slowly
yes i am a pro thank u

ez dse  :-X
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Yash on March 02, 2019, 01:12:07 pm
Cobby after getting pwn.T tag 😎
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Satvik on March 02, 2019, 01:38:56 pm
Cobby after getting pwn.T tag 😎
Rofl 😂😂
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Nien on March 03, 2019, 02:29:34 am
Cobby after getting pwn.T tag 😎
lol xd
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: SaiFi on March 03, 2019, 08:36:46 am
Cobby after getting pwn.T tag 😎
Lol xd
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: cobby on March 04, 2019, 12:23:04 pm
Cobby after getting pwn.T tag 😎
yup dats me


yash searches pakistani media confirmed ~
Title: Re: Jokes
Post by: Zeta on March 05, 2019, 07:22:58 am
Cobby after getting pwn.T tag 😎
lol fak u yash😂😂😂