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Title: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Uthar_Smith on August 17, 2016, 07:20:28 pm
Hey guys, since we moved to this new forum I figured we needed a new quotes topic. So if you have any hilarious quotes, post them here!

Let me start:
Quote
[07:05.34] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 11] [RD]Carg: dizzy small dick
[07:05.39] <@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 28] dizzy: kill carg btw
[07:05.44] <@PBBot1> [Police ID: 4] Rageur[DuBled]: Dizzy mini dick
[07:05.53] <@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 13] Uthar_Smith: rageur micro dick
[07:06.02] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 0] Mia: Uthat nano dick
[07:06.09] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 28] dizzy: carg no dick
[07:06.13] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 11] [RD]Carg: mia big dick
[07:06.14] <@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 13] Uthar_Smith: I can't say anything against that
[07:06.16] <@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 13] Uthar_Smith: xD
[07:06.42] <@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 13] Uthar_Smith: Mia elektron-size tits
[07:06.49] <@PBBot1> [Police ID: 26] Satvik[GgT]: LOL ^
[07:06.50] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 13] Uthar_Smith: xD
[07:06.56] <@PBBot3> Teamchat from Mia (Terrorist): Really
[07:06.56] <@PBBot1> [Police ID: 26] Satvik[GgT]: HAHAHHAHAH
[07:06.59] <@PBBot3> [Police ID: 14] [RD]Norinder_Mudi: lmfao
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Altus_Demens on August 17, 2016, 08:25:19 pm
Quote
<PBBot1>: [Terrorist ID: 7] Alirexa: why i had banned with no reason
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 7] Alirexa: ???
<PBBot2>: [Civilian ID: 5] MOHAMED: ok
<Altus_Demens>: !say Ban evasion decreases your chances to be unbanned
<PBBot3>: *** Altus_Demens on IRC: Ban evasion decreases your chances to be unbanned
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 7] Alirexa: i said why
<Jonne>: !say You weren't banned
<PBBot2>: *** Jonne on IRC: You weren't banned
<Jonne>: !say It's a SAMP bug
<PBBot3>: *** Jonne on IRC: It's a SAMP bug
<PBBot1>: [Terrorist ID: 7] Alirexa: oh ecxuse me
<Altus_Demens>: I scared this guy with no reason ;(
<PBBot2>: [SWAT ID: 0] Ost413: press g
<Jonne>: Here, scare id 16 instead
<Jonne>: :d
<Altus_Demens>: !say ID 16, are you a bad boy?
<PBBot1>: *** Altus_Demens on IRC: ID 16, are you a bad boy?
<SwirlyMan>: !say test
<PBBot1>: *** SwirlyMan on IRC: test
<Altus_Demens>: !say Your sins cannot be hidden from the Heavens, ID16
<PBBot2>: *** Altus_Demens on IRC: Your sins cannot be hidden from the Heavens, ID16
<PBBot1>: * Omar_Leatherface (ID: 16) has been banned for: He is
<PBBot3>: [16] *** Omar_Leatherface left the game. (Removed) + [Report: X: 367 , Y: -57 , Z: 1002 | H: 24 , A: 0 ]
<PBBot1>: [Civilian ID: 5] MOHAMED: bilaly rahom y jrou wraya
<PBBot2>: [Civilian ID: 13] Uthar_Smith: haha
<Altus_Demens>: :D
<PBBot3>: [Civilian ID: 11] [RD]Carg: lol
<Quido>: !say lol
<PBBot1>: *** Quido on IRC: lol
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Miau on August 20, 2016, 01:20:11 am
(http://i.imgur.com/ngTkTyI.png)
Overconfidence effect in its most pure form.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on August 20, 2016, 08:58:13 am
(http://i.imgur.com/ngTkTyI.png)
Overconfidence effect in its most pure form.

Le fail :(
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Uthar_Smith on August 20, 2016, 06:36:03 pm
Quote
[20/08/2016] [18:34:36] <@PBBot3> [40] Teamchat from AhMeD[GgT] (President): iam save here
[20/08/2016] [18:34:39] <@PBBot1> *** DangerNoodle killed AhMeD[GgT] (Distance: 6) (Desert Eagle)
[20/08/2016] [18:34:39] <@PBBot2> *** The President was killed by the Civilian!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Papi on August 20, 2016, 07:18:26 pm
Quote
[20/08/2016] [18:34:36] <@PBBot3> [40] Teamchat from AhMeD[GgT] (President): iam save here
[20/08/2016] [18:34:39] <@PBBot1> *** DangerNoodle killed AhMeD[GgT] (Distance: 6) (Desert Eagle)
[20/08/2016] [18:34:39] <@PBBot2> *** The President was killed by the Civilian!

haha nice one
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on August 21, 2016, 12:00:19 am
Quote
[20/08/2016] [18:34:36] <@PBBot3> [40] Teamchat from AhMeD[GgT] (President): iam save here
[20/08/2016] [18:34:39] <@PBBot1> *** DangerNoodle killed AhMeD[GgT] (Distance: 6) (Desert Eagle)
[20/08/2016] [18:34:39] <@PBBot2> *** The President was killed by the Civilian!
I don't know why, but I imagined like as he was died in Armor spawn  ::)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: WuZi on August 21, 2016, 01:53:45 am
I don't know why, but I imagined like as he was died in Armor spawn  ::)
He died on the military ship in SF. :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Aksel on September 04, 2016, 02:05:11 pm
that!

(https://i.gyazo.com/534605026c481e721775fd76c26d77be.png)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Sani on September 11, 2016, 08:48:13 pm
That just happend :P

(http://image.prntscr.com/image/9492a63cdb9d4f93a792462d7ff8c426.png)

:D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Uthar_Smith on September 11, 2016, 09:45:40 pm
Hahah good one :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Finisher on September 11, 2016, 09:46:48 pm
Ahmed teamshooting confirmed  :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Uthar_Smith on September 21, 2016, 09:23:45 pm
Quote
[21:18:23] <@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 35] dizzy: sorry im lagged
[21:18:44] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 37] [Rawr]Quido: Get armour
[21:18:54] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 35] dizzy: no se armour
[21:19:11] <@PBBot3> [35] *** dizzy left the game. (Timeout) + [Report: X: 0 , Y: 0 , Z: 0 | H: 0 , A: 0 ]
[21:20:04] <@PBBot3> [23] *** dizzy joined the game
[21:20:20] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 23] dizzy: fuckin mom download porn
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Onii on September 21, 2016, 09:56:14 pm
ahahha Ahmed, shit happend :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Finisher on September 21, 2016, 09:59:07 pm
Quote
[21:18:23] <@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 35] dizzy: sorry im lagged
[21:18:44] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 37] [Rawr]Quido: Get armour
[21:18:54] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 35] dizzy: no se armour
[21:19:11] <@PBBot3> [35] *** dizzy left the game. (Timeout) + [Report: X: 0 , Y: 0 , Z: 0 | H: 0 , A: 0 ]
[21:20:04] <@PBBot3> [23] *** dizzy joined the game
[21:20:20] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 23] dizzy: fuckin mom download porn

Dizzy activate super-dick :o :o
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: WuZi on September 30, 2016, 04:16:23 pm
Anyone else thinks that this is funny as shit?

Look at the smileys of that dude :D  ;D

(http://img5.fotos-hochladen.net/uploads/unbenanntdbdb10n8bej4d7.png)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: sehbja on September 30, 2016, 04:28:39 pm
the guy uses more emoticons than words lol
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Ege on September 30, 2016, 04:36:22 pm
Anyone else thinks that this is funny as shit?

Look at the smileys of that dude :D  ;D

(http://img5.fotos-hochladen.net/uploads/unbenanntdbdb10n8bej4d7.png)

Should have posted the whole appeal instead, it's hilarious  :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on September 30, 2016, 04:44:20 pm
Anyone else thinks that this is funny as shit?

Look at the smileys of that dude :D  ;D

(http://img5.fotos-hochladen.net/uploads/unbenanntdbdb10n8bej4d7.png)

Should have posted the whole appeal instead, it's hilarious  :D
Lol  ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: TreePuncher on October 04, 2016, 08:13:13 am
i am not liying stop saying im liying bitch or i will take that bitch server down 
It's been a long time since I've seen a twelvie threaten to take a server down.
I am gonna guess that 2002 in his name is his birthdate lmao.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GlennN on October 04, 2016, 08:46:37 am
i am not liying stop saying im liying bitch or i will take that bitch server down 
It's been a long time since I've seen a twelvie threaten to take a server down.
I am gonna guess that 2002 in his name is his birthdate lmao.

Hahahahah ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Arabiane on October 04, 2016, 10:26:02 am
i am not liying stop saying im liying bitch or i will take that bitch server down 
It's been a long time since I've seen a twelvie threaten to take a server down.
I am gonna guess that 2002 in his name is his birthdate lmao.
hhh.. don't mess with dark_night .
eagleman will eat him alive.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on October 04, 2016, 10:31:27 am
i am not liying stop saying im liying bitch or i will take that bitch server down 
It's been a long time since I've seen a twelvie threaten to take a server down.
I am gonna guess that 2002 in his name is his birthdate lmao.
lol probably 14 years old kid :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Fruiti. on October 08, 2016, 09:55:46 am
http://imgur.com/a/GTzYl huehue
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on October 08, 2016, 10:46:37 am
http://imgur.com/a/GTzYl huehue
LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Finisher on October 08, 2016, 11:20:41 am
http://imgur.com/a/GTzYl huehue

That's just his typical vacation :)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Storm on October 08, 2016, 12:58:46 pm
http://imgur.com/a/GTzYl huehue

Thug life Aki
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: TreePuncher on October 09, 2016, 01:21:19 am
This (http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=328.0) and this (http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=344.msg2228#new)

Ayyash should be considered the lowest level of intellectual disability.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Arabiane on October 09, 2016, 02:00:22 am
This (http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=328.0) and this (http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=344.msg2228#new)

Ayyash should be considered the lowest level of intellectual disability.
he threaten the server too,like the other one ^ ! :D.

<<And you can't kill me or banned if you next time banned me i always play the samp in different name ok
''you only hacker and fucker'' >> AYYASH 2016.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: TreePuncher on October 09, 2016, 02:50:23 am
This (http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=328.0) and this (http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=344.msg2228#new)

Ayyash should be considered the lowest level of intellectual disability.
he threaten the server too,like the other one ^ ! :D.

<<And you can't kill me or banned if you next time banned me i always play the samp in different name ok
''you only hacker and fucker'' >> AYYASH 2016.
This guy talks so much shit. I can't even guess what he meant by "you only hacker and fucker"
Srsly, I gotta respect Eagleman and iBen for having so much patience with this guy.
I swear if I was handling that, I'd have closed the appeal the moment he said this (after they translated things to him):
Quote from: Ayyash
yeah i understand ok i have wait for 2 weeks
after 2 weeks i can play the game ha?
BTW, Hi finisher!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Finisher on October 09, 2016, 08:11:13 am
Hai Treepuncher <3. Hai Eagleman, hai Jonne!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GlennN on October 09, 2016, 08:47:57 pm
Hai Gaaaaiiiis!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: TreePuncher on October 10, 2016, 06:46:34 pm
im tannie
respected sir,
                im playing on ur server username tannie_singh.I was ban from ur server bec im using aimbots
but now im playing simply with another simple name without using aimbots
         I'm request u to pls unban me to play me so tht im play with my original name
         plss plss jonne sir unban me im not use aimbots next time
Translating:
Quote from: Tree's Awesome Nonsense Translator
Hello sir, I fucked shit up used hacks and got banned, so I am shamelessly evading my ban playing on another account, but I want to play on my original one, can u unban it?

(http://orig07.deviantart.net/2999/f/2016/177/f/5/lol_srsly_by_garfieldfan22-da7ruk6.gif)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on October 10, 2016, 06:52:27 pm
im tannie
respected sir,
                im playing on ur server username tannie_singh.I was ban from ur server bec im using aimbots
but now im playing simply with another simple name without using aimbots
         I'm request u to pls unban me to play me so tht im play with my original name
         plss plus jonne sir unban me im not use aimbots next time
Translating:
Quote from: Tree's Awesome Nonsense Translator
Hello sir, I fucked shit up used hacks and got banned, so I am shamelessly evading my ban playing on another account, but I want to play on my original one, can u unban it?

(http://orig07.deviantart.net/2999/f/2016/177/f/5/lol_srsly_by_garfieldfan22-da7ruk6.gif)
http://youtu.be/STX1agXyPA4
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Storm on October 14, 2016, 03:33:31 pm
Quote from: Rainn
Ok I will admit that I am using some hacks like aimbot, c-bug, wallhack, stay on bike, gravity gun and no reload and infinite bullet but I don't have car regenerate hacks

lmao
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on October 14, 2016, 07:28:24 pm
Quote from: Rainn
Ok I will admit that I am using some hacks like aimbot, c-bug, wallhack, stay on bike, gravity gun and no reload and infinite bullet but I don't have car regenerate hacks

lmao

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: TreePuncher on October 14, 2016, 09:04:03 pm
Quote from: Rainn
Ok I will admit that I am using some hacks like aimbot, c-bug, wallhack, stay on bike, gravity gun and no reload and infinite bullet but I don't have car regenerate hacks

lmao
I have tons of hacks. But not the one you banned me for. Thus ur ban is invalid. lol
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on October 14, 2016, 09:50:29 pm
Quote from: Rainn
Ok I will admit that I am using some hacks like aimbot, c-bug, wallhack, stay on bike, gravity gun and no reload and infinite bullet but I don't have car regenerate hacks

lmao
I have tons of hacks. But not the one you banned me for. Thus ur ban is invalid. lol
TROLOLOLOOLOL
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Altus_Demens on October 16, 2016, 01:37:01 pm
Quote
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: how to use hacks???i download it
<@PBBot1> [Security ID: 34] GuCci: use /hacks
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: not work!
<@PBBot2> [Security ID: 34] GuCci: use /myhacks
<@PBBot3> [Security ID: 20] Maharshi: .myhacks
<@PBBot2> [Security ID: 5] deep28: my hacks
<@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 8] Deka_Nugroho: what the hotkey from your hacks
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: not work!!!
<@PBBot3> [Security ID: 34] GuCci: use /usehacks
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: YEAH HACKS ITS WORKS!!!!!!!!!!
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: NICE
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: I AM KING THAT SERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<@PBBot1> * FatAssBitchNigger (ID: 9) has been banned for: Airbreaks
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on October 16, 2016, 01:38:22 pm
Quote
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: how to use hacks???i download it
<@PBBot1> [Security ID: 34] GuCci: use /hacks
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: not work!
<@PBBot2> [Security ID: 34] GuCci: use /myhacks
<@PBBot3> [Security ID: 20] Maharshi: .myhacks
<@PBBot2> [Security ID: 5] deep28: my hacks
<@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 8] Deka_Nugroho: what the hotkey from your hacks
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: not work!!!
<@PBBot3> [Security ID: 34] GuCci: use /usehacks
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: YEAH HACKS ITS WORKS!!!!!!!!!!
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: NICE
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: I AM KING THAT SERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<@PBBot1> * FatAssBitchNigger (ID: 9) has been banned for: Airbreaks

Hahahahahhahahahahahah xD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on October 16, 2016, 01:41:32 pm
Quote
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: how to use hacks???i download it
<@PBBot1> [Security ID: 34] GuCci: use /hacks
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: not work!
<@PBBot2> [Security ID: 34] GuCci: use /myhacks
<@PBBot3> [Security ID: 20] Maharshi: .myhacks
<@PBBot2> [Security ID: 5] deep28: my hacks
<@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 8] Deka_Nugroho: what the hotkey from your hacks
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: not work!!!
<@PBBot3> [Security ID: 34] GuCci: use /usehacks
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: YEAH HACKS ITS WORKS!!!!!!!!!!
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: NICE
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: I AM KING THAT SERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<@PBBot1> * FatAssBitchNigger (ID: 9) has been banned for: Airbreaks
heuehueheue
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: TreePuncher on October 16, 2016, 06:45:35 pm
Quote
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: how to use hacks???i download it
<@PBBot1> [Security ID: 34] GuCci: use /hacks
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: not work!
<@PBBot2> [Security ID: 34] GuCci: use /myhacks
<@PBBot3> [Security ID: 20] Maharshi: .myhacks
<@PBBot2> [Security ID: 5] deep28: my hacks
<@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 8] Deka_Nugroho: what the hotkey from your hacks
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: not work!!!
<@PBBot3> [Security ID: 34] GuCci: use /usehacks
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: YEAH HACKS ITS WORKS!!!!!!!!!!
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: NICE
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: I AM KING THAT SERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<@PBBot1> * FatAssBitchNigger (ID: 9) has been banned for: Airbreaks
Why did I miss this...?
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: TreePuncher on October 17, 2016, 10:17:01 pm
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=398.0

It's good to know that people do not do any research on the ban appeal section to know that saying "I no use hax, show proof" is a good way to get perma-banned.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: M a k a v e l i . on October 18, 2016, 08:11:08 am
Quote
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: how to use hacks???i download it
<@PBBot1> [Security ID: 34] GuCci: use /hacks
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: not work!
<@PBBot2> [Security ID: 34] GuCci: use /myhacks
<@PBBot3> [Security ID: 20] Maharshi: .myhacks
<@PBBot2> [Security ID: 5] deep28: my hacks
<@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 8] Deka_Nugroho: what the hotkey from your hacks
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: not work!!!
<@PBBot3> [Security ID: 34] GuCci: use /usehacks
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: YEAH HACKS ITS WORKS!!!!!!!!!!
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: NICE
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: I AM KING THAT SERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<@PBBot1> * FatAssBitchNigger (ID: 9) has been banned for: Airbreaks
AHAHAHAHAHHA gf  ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: StuLenS on October 18, 2016, 02:07:20 pm
Quote
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: how to use hacks???i download it
<@PBBot1> [Security ID: 34] GuCci: use /hacks
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: not work!
<@PBBot2> [Security ID: 34] GuCci: use /myhacks
<@PBBot3> [Security ID: 20] Maharshi: .myhacks
<@PBBot2> [Security ID: 5] deep28: my hacks
<@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 8] Deka_Nugroho: what the hotkey from your hacks
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: not work!!!
<@PBBot3> [Security ID: 34] GuCci: use /usehacks
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: YEAH HACKS ITS WORKS!!!!!!!!!!
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: NICE
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: I AM KING THAT SERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<@PBBot1> * FatAssBitchNigger (ID: 9) has been banned for: Airbreaks

Hahahahahhahahahahahah xD

Why are u laughing? You also hacked, noob XD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on October 18, 2016, 10:33:56 pm
Quote
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: how to use hacks???i download it
<@PBBot1> [Security ID: 34] GuCci: use /hacks
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: not work!
<@PBBot2> [Security ID: 34] GuCci: use /myhacks
<@PBBot3> [Security ID: 20] Maharshi: .myhacks
<@PBBot2> [Security ID: 5] deep28: my hacks
<@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 8] Deka_Nugroho: what the hotkey from your hacks
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: not work!!!
<@PBBot3> [Security ID: 34] GuCci: use /usehacks
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: YEAH HACKS ITS WORKS!!!!!!!!!!
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: NICE
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: I AM KING THAT SERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<@PBBot1> * FatAssBitchNigger (ID: 9) has been banned for: Airbreaks

Hahahahahhahahahahahah xD

Why are u laughing? You also hacked, noob XD

You sure I hacked ? When was the last time you visited the forum before this reply ?

You better think twice before you drop a reply.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: TreePuncher on October 19, 2016, 01:15:40 am
Quote
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: how to use hacks???i download it
<@PBBot1> [Security ID: 34] GuCci: use /hacks
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: not work!
<@PBBot2> [Security ID: 34] GuCci: use /myhacks
<@PBBot3> [Security ID: 20] Maharshi: .myhacks
<@PBBot2> [Security ID: 5] deep28: my hacks
<@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 8] Deka_Nugroho: what the hotkey from your hacks
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: not work!!!
<@PBBot3> [Security ID: 34] GuCci: use /usehacks
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: YEAH HACKS ITS WORKS!!!!!!!!!!
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: NICE
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: I AM KING THAT SERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<@PBBot1> * FatAssBitchNigger (ID: 9) has been banned for: Airbreaks

Hahahahahhahahahahahah xD

Why are u laughing? You also hacked, noob XD

You sure I hacked ? When was the last time you visited the forum before this reply ?

You better think twice before you drop a reply.
I hope he was being sarcastic.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Ege on October 24, 2016, 12:57:56 pm
This dude is one big pervert lmao

(http://i67.tinypic.com/330wzkg.png)
(http://i67.tinypic.com/k43uv.png)
(http://i68.tinypic.com/29bhu0k.png)
(http://i66.tinypic.com/2zz68t5.png)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Spectre on October 24, 2016, 04:49:42 pm
This dude is one big pervert lmao

(http://i67.tinypic.com/330wzkg.png)
(http://i67.tinypic.com/k43uv.png)
(http://i68.tinypic.com/29bhu0k.png)
(http://i66.tinypic.com/2zz68t5.png)

Dude thought PTP was Google xD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Storm on November 03, 2016, 07:35:15 am
I just want to know who is interested in reading this article:

http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=469.0

Oh, wait. What? It's just a forum topic? I thought I was on Yahoo page. Wow.


Must be hard to apply to become a mod these days.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: TreePuncher on November 03, 2016, 08:20:13 am
I just want to know who is interested in reading this article:

http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=469.0

Oh, wait. What? It's just a forum topic? I thought I was on Yahoo page. Wow.


Must be hard to apply to become a mod these days.
I guess Stormy didn't expect people would start talking about how Windows works to back up a report, lol
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Finisher on November 03, 2016, 09:51:00 am
I just want to know who is interested in reading this article:

http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=469.0

Oh, wait. What? It's just a forum topic? I thought I was on Yahoo page. Wow.


Must be hard to apply to become a mod these days.


YES >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Miau on November 03, 2016, 10:32:23 am
PTP, that community where the ones who report are treated like criminals and rulebreakers like victims.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Storm on November 03, 2016, 11:17:07 am
I'll wait for someone to reply a five-paragraph article.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on November 03, 2016, 11:22:18 am
I just want to know who is interested in reading this article:

http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=469.0

Oh, wait. What? It's just a forum topic? I thought I was on Yahoo page. Wow.


Must be hard to apply to become a mod these days.

He's just explaining his report in a detailed manner but the actual reason is to impress admins by his long essays. I'll wait for an article here.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Finisher on November 03, 2016, 11:49:36 am
All I saw in that topic is a false useless report:)Altus might think reporting would make him look good and make Colo look bad, what happened is the exact opposite ;) 

Let me explain: Colorado has played here for 10 years maybe? The guy wouldnt spawn as vice if he didnt want to become a President. Something happened, for whatever reason he had to end task or just close window in the windows bar, he explained it in the vip chat after he logged in again and probably said he had no intetion of forcing map change. Still Altus did his report and claimed Colo is lying. Its a rule, been broke by a player and said it was not his intetion, this is no big deal to make a fucking article out of it..
 :)

You have to understand the situation of a sensetive case and try to be logical. Not try to get him banned for something he cant control. And thats why you will never be an admin if you continue report-whoring
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on November 03, 2016, 12:27:16 pm
report-whoring

LOL hahahahah, that phrase must the best "ptp funny quote"
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Uthar_Smith on November 03, 2016, 01:59:11 pm
You guys need to stop arguing about this here, this isn't the offtopic section.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: M a k a v e l i . on November 03, 2016, 08:44:47 pm
This dude is one big pervert lmao

(http://i67.tinypic.com/330wzkg.png)
(http://i67.tinypic.com/k43uv.png)
(http://i68.tinypic.com/29bhu0k.png)
(http://i66.tinypic.com/2zz68t5.png)
I doubt this fella is gettin laid any soon  ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Tounsix on November 06, 2016, 02:41:12 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/clNmmYz.png)
 ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Hito on November 06, 2016, 04:00:52 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/clNmmYz.png)
 ;D
Lol wtf..
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on November 06, 2016, 05:51:40 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/clNmmYz.png)
 ;D
lolol ahhahahhah
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: TreePuncher on November 06, 2016, 07:29:51 pm
Is that the real Tenshi? D:
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Hito on November 06, 2016, 11:15:36 pm
Is that the real Tenshi? D:
I never seen tenshi playing in security class
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: YoMama on November 07, 2016, 01:24:21 pm
I never seen tenshi playing in security class
He did, it just depended on who was president.

Is that the real Tenshi? D:
Tenshi never writes out "you"... it's almost always "u". I was in game and someone mentioned that it was someone whose name starts with a "C"...
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on November 07, 2016, 01:32:34 pm
Is that the real Tenshi? D:
he is just a regular player who plays Plan B daily, active on forum and that was who has some hate on Tenshi or he thinks it's fun to login Plan B server with Tenshi's name... I can't get the point or logic. I know who is he, all admins can check who is he.. So let it be for once since it's already in Funny PTP quotes :)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Aki on November 07, 2016, 07:25:47 pm
Is that the real Tenshi? D:
nope, its a phony a big fat phony

I was in game and someone mentioned that it was someone whose name starts with a "C"...

and when I was in game and someone mentioned that it was someone whose name starts with a "F"...
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on November 07, 2016, 10:26:23 pm
I don't think faking old PTP's players is fun. Especially, if the fake name is old PTP's owner. It just makes chaos as you see... That behave is not welcomed (my opinion).
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Matt on November 08, 2016, 06:10:40 am
I don't think faking old PTP's players is fun. Especially, if the fake name is old PTP's owner. It just makes chaos as you see... That behave is not welcomed (my opinion).
^
Well said
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on November 17, 2016, 03:53:12 pm
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=556.0

Asking for moderator = ban xD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on November 17, 2016, 04:24:44 pm
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=556.0

Asking for moderator = ban xD
I TOLD YA REVENGER IS RAINN BUT NOBODY TRUST ME   >:(
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GlennN on November 17, 2016, 05:06:34 pm
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=556.0

Asking for moderator = ban xD
I TOLD YA REVENGER IS RAINN BUT NOBODY TRUST ME   >:(

And people saying that I'm RAINN  8) ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Arabiane on November 21, 2016, 12:48:49 pm
this for you treepuncher  :-X
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=574.0
that neighboir used every method he found in youtube to change his VPN :(  .
this must be the new movie '' neighbour 3 '' and ghOst should be the actor instead of zak efron :p hoho .
you ll nver get bored with the ptp ban board .
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GlennN on November 21, 2016, 03:18:48 pm
this for you treepuncher  :-X
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=574.0
that neighboir used every method he found in youtube to change his VPN :(  .
this must be the new movie '' neighbour 3 '' and ghOst should be the actor instead of zak efron :p hoho .
you ll nver get bored with the ptp ban board .

 :-X ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on November 24, 2016, 06:31:53 pm
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=581.msg4020;boardseen#new

He is so "popular"
Ps i thought he is forum banned too Oo
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: TreePuncher on November 24, 2016, 08:54:52 pm
this for you treepuncher  :-X
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=574.0
that neighboir used every method he found in youtube to change his VPN :(  .
this must be the new movie '' neighbour 3 '' and ghOst should be the actor instead of zak efron :p hoho .
you ll nver get bored with the ptp ban board .
LOL, these excuses get more and more ridiculous kek
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: M a k a v e l i . on November 25, 2016, 03:46:14 am
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=581.msg4020;boardseen#new



who in the fuck...? ???
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on November 25, 2016, 06:12:05 am
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=581.msg4020;boardseen#new



who in the fuck...? ???

Comon he is so popular (as he says) xd
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Finisher on November 25, 2016, 10:49:23 am
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=581.msg4020;boardseen#new



who in the fuck...? ???

It's Reanna from LVP  ::)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: TreePuncher on November 25, 2016, 11:41:16 am
Quote from: ShOckZ
i just want a fresh start now , please allow me ! enough with all that happened
 , please understand , and give me a chance , please , im not gonna be the one i used to be all the time , please understand me , that's all  -thank you.
Satoru Iwata is NOT dead - confirmed -
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/692/638/d47.gif)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on November 25, 2016, 11:48:43 am
Quote from: ShOckZ
i just want a fresh start now , please allow me ! enough with all that happened
 , please understand , and give me a chance , please , im not gonna be the one i used to be all the time , please understand me , that's all  -thank you.
Satoru Iwata is NOT dead - confirmed -
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/692/638/d47.gif)

Hahahahah XD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: TreePuncher on November 25, 2016, 03:58:32 pm
Typical PTP cheater to-do list:
>Download hax
>Use them
>Get caught
>Come crying here asking for unban usually with a sad smiley on his message icon and messages containing phrases like "i won't do it again" - "unban me plzzzz" (subject to writing mistakes, such as using unben instead of unban)

Proof (http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=573.0) of (http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=584.0) concept (http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=487.0)

Can somebody suggest me what the hell goes on in these guys' heads?
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on November 25, 2016, 04:03:50 pm
A noob guys you know ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Fruiti. on November 26, 2016, 08:40:00 am
Jeez Rage...
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: TreePuncher on November 26, 2016, 05:05:25 pm
Quote from: Our Lord and Savior
Remove all of your hacks/mods from your PC and I will unban you on the 25th of December.
Quote from: DjAstrix
Thanks, but you have no way to unban me but quick I'm very anxious to play, but not alright
These guys that can't wait for Christmas to get their presents (or gifts, whichever u prefer) hahahaha
(btw lol at the cheater wanting a lighter punishment)
(https://www.myinstants.com/media/instants_images/pootis_4e1b4af8fcc8edf30d09dffc42529f63.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Alcor on November 28, 2016, 01:31:55 am
insult of the year goes to..

Quote
(Nov-Sun-27|6:29:27|pm) <ShOckZ> Mia , wil u pls shut up now ? im done with ur shit , u make ebola look good , u psychopatic meretricious, loathsome social retard.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on November 28, 2016, 10:11:16 am
insult of the year goes to..

Quote
(Nov-Sun-27|6:29:27|pm) <ShOckZ> Mia , wil u pls shut up now ? im done with ur shit , u make ebola look good , u psychopatic meretricious, loathsome social retard.


(https://media.giphy.com/media/13LMtLsis4TAwE/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Finisher on November 28, 2016, 10:25:50 pm
insult of the year goes to..

Quote
(Nov-Sun-27|6:29:27|pm) <ShOckZ> Mia , wil u pls shut up now ? im done with ur shit , u make ebola look good , u psychopatic meretricious, loathsome social retard.

I bet that ShOckZ/Reanna recieved the exact same insult previously, somewhere..in a ban appeal which led to a permanent ban
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Satvik on November 29, 2016, 08:35:10 am
insult of the year goes to..

Quote
(Nov-Sun-27|6:29:27|pm) <ShOckZ> Mia , wil u pls shut up now ? im done with ur shit , u make ebola look good , u psychopatic meretricious, loathsome social retard.
Lmao
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: TreePuncher on November 29, 2016, 09:52:53 pm
Quote from: Retarded ShOckZ
Makaveli , any number between *1-50* , don't you understand !??!
fkin swine , u vulgar piece lil maggot , such an wothless bag of filth u are , don't post shit on my topics if u can't post something decent , u squeaking rat ! maybe ive seen skeet with even more sense than you  , i know why you guys are posting such things in my topics but remember , IDGAF! i just carry on ! fkin.
such an mistake of nature u are and a heavy metal bagpipe player ! ugly piece of shit , i know u make ebola look good ! you fool ! you'r an ignoramus ! uglyy , mokeys look down on you ! even a sheep wouldn't want to have sex with you ! ruined my fkin day also ! on a good day u are half-wit ! it is hard to believe how incredible stupid u are ! fking canker wants to mess with mee ! realy ! huge mistake  ! well how daree you you fking putrecent mass u walking vomitt ! ur life is a MONUMENT to stupidity idiot !

don't fucking mess with me again ! who do u think of urslf u worthless faqq you vill , wothless , oh wait ur even less than nothing !!! creepy thick-headed trog !
All of this, it's just pure gold...
Btw, he re-used the "ebola look good line"
BTDubs, he reported me here too lmao
(http://i.imgur.com/zN41tK2.jpg)
Even though I said I had the right of free speech, poor lad couldn't take it...
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Finisher on November 29, 2016, 10:03:06 pm
I repeat, why do we always get the weird ones ?

Quote from: Retarded ShOckZ
Makaveli , any number between *1-50* , don't you understand !??!
fkin swine , u vulgar piece lil maggot , such an wothless bag of filth u are , don't post shit on my topics if u can't post something decent , u squeaking rat ! maybe ive seen skeet with even more sense than you  , i know why you guys are posting such things in my topics but remember , IDGAF! i just carry on ! fkin.
such an mistake of nature u are and a heavy metal bagpipe player ! ugly piece of shit , i know u make ebola look good ! you fool ! you'r an ignoramus ! uglyy , mokeys look down on you ! even a sheep wouldn't want to have sex with you ! ruined my fkin day also ! on a good day u are half-wit ! it is hard to believe how incredible stupid u are ! fking canker wants to mess with mee ! realy ! huge mistake  ! well how daree you you fking putrecent mass u walking vomitt ! ur life is a MONUMENT to stupidity idiot !

don't fucking mess with me again ! who do u think of urslf u worthless faqq you vill , wothless , oh wait ur even less than nothing !!! creepy thick-headed trog !
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on November 29, 2016, 10:19:29 pm
Quote from: Retarded ShOckZ
Makaveli , any number between *1-50* , don't you understand !??!
fkin swine , u vulgar piece lil maggot , such an wothless bag of filth u are , don't post shit on my topics if u can't post something decent , u squeaking rat ! maybe ive seen skeet with even more sense than you  , i know why you guys are posting such things in my topics but remember , IDGAF! i just carry on ! fkin.
such an mistake of nature u are and a heavy metal bagpipe player ! ugly piece of shit , i know u make ebola look good ! you fool ! you'r an ignoramus ! uglyy , mokeys look down on you ! even a sheep wouldn't want to have sex with you ! ruined my fkin day also ! on a good day u are half-wit ! it is hard to believe how incredible stupid u are ! fking canker wants to mess with mee ! realy ! huge mistake  ! well how daree you you fking putrecent mass u walking vomitt ! ur life is a MONUMENT to stupidity idiot !

don't fucking mess with me again ! who do u think of urslf u worthless faqq you vill , wothless , oh wait ur even less than nothing !!! creepy thick-headed trog !
All of this, it's just pure gold...
Btw, he re-used the "ebola look good line"
BTDubs, he reported me here too lmao
(http://i.imgur.com/zN41tK2.jpg)
Even though I said I had the right of free speech, poor lad couldn't take it...

OMG, LOL

I hope he's checking funny quotes topic he's popular.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GlennN on November 29, 2016, 10:32:57 pm
Quote from: Retarded ShOckZ
Makaveli , any number between *1-50* , don't you understand !??!
fkin swine , u vulgar piece lil maggot , such an wothless bag of filth u are , don't post shit on my topics if u can't post something decent , u squeaking rat ! maybe ive seen skeet with even more sense than you  , i know why you guys are posting such things in my topics but remember , IDGAF! i just carry on ! fkin.
such an mistake of nature u are and a heavy metal bagpipe player ! ugly piece of shit , i know u make ebola look good ! you fool ! you'r an ignoramus ! uglyy , mokeys look down on you ! even a sheep wouldn't want to have sex with you ! ruined my fkin day also ! on a good day u are half-wit ! it is hard to believe how incredible stupid u are ! fking canker wants to mess with mee ! realy ! huge mistake  ! well how daree you you fking putrecent mass u walking vomitt ! ur life is a MONUMENT to stupidity idiot !

don't fucking mess with me again ! who do u think of urslf u worthless faqq you vill , wothless , oh wait ur even less than nothing !!! creepy thick-headed trog !
All of this, it's just pure gold...
Btw, he re-used the "ebola look good line"
BTDubs, he reported me here too lmao
(http://i.imgur.com/zN41tK2.jpg)
Even though I said I had the right of free speech, poor lad couldn't take it...


This made my day :D :D .... Kinda sad its not going to continue, as that post is locked now :(
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Spectre on November 29, 2016, 10:36:42 pm
Well, so much for his "generosity" lmfao ;D

When a simple number can piss you off this much, you know you need help
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Storm on November 30, 2016, 02:27:37 am
I love this guy already
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: M a k a v e l i . on November 30, 2016, 02:46:59 am
Hey if you ever read this; I somehow mistyped, wanted to write 41 sorry! Should I still hope to get my VIP then?  :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on November 30, 2016, 10:29:02 am
loled hard on makaveli's 51 made him rage ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: TreePuncher on December 01, 2016, 02:28:23 am
Hey if you ever read this; I somehow mistyped, wanted to write 41 sorry! Should I still hope to get my VIP then?  :D
I think he got forum-banned D:
Guess no VIP anymore.
Damn it, Fimpen, you blew it, ShOckZ just wanted to make someone happy D:<
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Santa Claus is coming to town on December 01, 2016, 06:52:34 am
He's as competent as Trump!
(http://i.imgur.com/9fLlHJD.png)

Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on December 01, 2016, 08:08:05 am
He's as competent as Trump!
(http://i.imgur.com/9fLlHJD.png)
What does he say?
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Matt on December 01, 2016, 08:24:57 am
He's as competent as Trump!
(http://i.imgur.com/9fLlHJD.png)
What does he say?
(http://i.imgur.com/w6agmYB.png)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on December 01, 2016, 09:06:46 am
He's as competent as Trump!
(http://i.imgur.com/9fLlHJD.png)
What does he say?
(http://i.imgur.com/w6agmYB.png)
lol was funny and ur translator translated my "what"  ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GlennN on December 01, 2016, 09:08:24 pm
Quote from: PPLVisagoodclan, some guy in-game
<PBBot3>: [Security ID: 26] PPLVisagoodclan: I WANTED 2 JOIN pplv

So he kept the name "PPLVisagoodclan" LOL ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Santa Claus is coming to town on December 01, 2016, 09:50:34 pm
He's as competent as Trump!
(http://i.imgur.com/9fLlHJD.png)
What does he say?

My bad I didn't realize it wasn't in english
He's just saying I am the vice-president and I declare that burritos be spicy ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on December 01, 2016, 11:07:52 pm
Quote from: PPLVisagoodclan, some guy in-game
<PBBot3>: [Security ID: 26] PPLVisagoodclan: I WANTED 2 JOIN pplv

So he kept the name "PPLVisagoodclan" LOL ;D ;D
lol he is known ban evader btw
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: TreePuncher on December 01, 2016, 11:55:16 pm
Quote from: PPLVisagoodclan, some guy in-game
<PBBot3>: [Security ID: 26] PPLVisagoodclan: I WANTED 2 JOIN pplv

So he kept the name "PPLVisagoodclan" LOL ;D ;D
lol he is known ban evader btw
Who? ShOckZ, Rainn?
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GlennN on December 02, 2016, 05:31:19 am
Quote from: PPLVisagoodclan, some guy in-game
<PBBot3>: [Security ID: 26] PPLVisagoodclan: I WANTED 2 JOIN pplv

So he kept the name "PPLVisagoodclan" LOL ;D ;D
lol he is known ban evader btw

WOW  ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Ege on December 07, 2016, 09:54:16 pm
Quote from: Fimpen
Anticheat banned you for holding a Golf Club,
Tounsix v2
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Gablo on December 09, 2016, 06:56:29 pm
Quote
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 30] M[A]DNess: im not gay, but i like painkiller's cock
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on December 09, 2016, 08:15:19 pm
Quote
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 30] M[A]DNess: im not gay, but i like painkiller's cock
Lmao pervert lol
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on December 09, 2016, 08:43:42 pm
Quote
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 30] M[A]DNess: im not gay, but i like painkiller's cock

xD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Kooly™ on December 09, 2016, 09:25:50 pm
Quote
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 30] M[A]DNess: im not gay, but i like painkiller's cock
omg
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Miau on December 09, 2016, 10:11:39 pm
Quote
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 30] M[A]DNess: im not gay, but i like painkiller's cock
omg

That's because Kooly hasn't sent him a dikpik yet, that would surely change his preferences.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Gablo on December 09, 2016, 11:25:50 pm
Quote
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 30] M[A]DNess: im not gay, but i like painkiller's cock
omg

That's because Kooly hasn't sent him a dikpik yet, that would surely change his preferences.

 It happened to you Mia? xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Ege on December 10, 2016, 08:32:16 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Storm on December 10, 2016, 08:42:54 am
Quote
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 30] M[A]DNess: im not gay, but i like painkiller's cock
omg

That's because Kooly hasn't sent him a dikpik yet, that would surely change his preferences.

 It happened to you Mia? xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Lmfao
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on December 10, 2016, 09:00:29 am
Quote
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 30] M[A]DNess: im not gay, but i like painkiller's cock
omg

That's because Kooly hasn't sent him a dikpik yet, that would surely change his preferences.

 It happened to you Mia? xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(http://www.lovethisgif.com/uploaded_images/4761-Eddiemurphy-Has-Many-Faces.gif)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: SwirlyMan on December 10, 2016, 09:54:35 am
Quote
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 30] M[A]DNess: im not gay, but i like painkiller's cock
omg

That's because Kooly hasn't sent him a dikpik yet, that would surely change his preferences.
It happened to you Mia? xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
HAHAHA XD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Miau on December 10, 2016, 10:08:33 am
Quote
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 30] M[A]DNess: im not gay, but i like painkiller's cock
omg

That's because Kooly hasn't sent him a dikpik yet, that would surely change his preferences.

 It happened to you Mia? xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

It did change my preferences, but maybe not towards heterosexuality  ;D
Jk Kooly.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Crash on December 10, 2016, 11:08:53 am
Quote
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 30] M[A]DNess: im not gay, but i like painkiller's cock
haha,well i said mine cock is small also,and someone accused me i'm dizzy on a fake account lol
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on December 10, 2016, 11:18:53 am
Quote
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 30] M[A]DNess: im not gay, but i like painkiller's cock
omg

That's because Kooly hasn't sent him a dikpik yet, that would surely change his preferences.

Looks like you tried his XD







Jk
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Kooly™ on December 10, 2016, 03:00:55 pm
Quote
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 30] M[A]DNess: im not gay, but i like painkiller's cock
omg

That's because Kooly hasn't sent him a dikpik yet, that would surely change his preferences.

jaja xdd
Looks like you tried his XD







Jk
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on December 14, 2016, 08:25:59 pm
Quote from: dizzyDicklink=topic=655.msg4926#msg4926 date=1481739887
Ingame Name: Dizzy
Country:[/Any other info you want to add that's related to this: No] Czech Republic
Timezone: UTC+1
Age: 22
Been playing PTP/Plan B since: 2014 (Or Earlier)
Related to anyone in Plan B: No
How often do you play (hours per week): Minimal 2 Hours Everyday (Minimal 14 Hours Week)
Have you been banned in PTP/Plan B. if yes, for what and how many times: (3x) Sync Abuse, Teshi Insult, Anticheat
Are you able to record and upload videos of the game: Yes
Languages you speak fluently: Czech, Simple English
Any past experience being an admin: MC, Arma2 (VPS, Only One Month)
Why do you want to be a member of our staff team: I Dont Like Hackers, Cheaters and Poor Anticheat
What will you add to our staff team: Very Rare Dick
Any other info you want to add that's related to this: No
  LMAO "Very rare dick " look
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Gablo on December 14, 2016, 09:18:30 pm
Quote from: dizzyDicklink=topic=655.msg4926#msg4926 date=1481739887
Ingame Name: Dizzy
Country:[/Any other info you want to add that's related to this: No] Czech Republic
Timezone: UTC+1
Age: 22
Been playing PTP/Plan B since: 2014 (Or Earlier)
Related to anyone in Plan B: No
How often do you play (hours per week): Minimal 2 Hours Everyday (Minimal 14 Hours Week)
Have you been banned in PTP/Plan B. if yes, for what and how many times: (3x) Sync Abuse, Teshi Insult, Anticheat
Are you able to record and upload videos of the game: Yes
Languages you speak fluently: Czech, Simple English
Any past experience being an admin: MC, Arma2 (VPS, Only One Month)
Why do you want to be a member of our staff team: I Dont Like Hackers, Cheaters and Poor Anticheat
What will you add to our staff team: Very Rare Dick
Any other info you want to add that's related to this: No
  LMAO "Very rare dick " look

That guy cant be 22 years old ffs
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Fruiti. on December 15, 2016, 02:23:31 am
Quote from: dizzyDicklink=topic=655.msg4926#msg4926 date=1481739887
Ingame Name: Dizzy
Country:[/Any other info you want to add that's related to this: No] Czech Republic
Timezone: UTC+1
Age: 22
Been playing PTP/Plan B since: 2014 (Or Earlier)
Related to anyone in Plan B: No
How often do you play (hours per week): Minimal 2 Hours Everyday (Minimal 14 Hours Week)
Have you been banned in PTP/Plan B. if yes, for what and how many times: (3x) Sync Abuse, Teshi Insult, Anticheat
Are you able to record and upload videos of the game: Yes
Languages you speak fluently: Czech, Simple English
Any past experience being an admin: MC, Arma2 (VPS, Only One Month)
Why do you want to be a member of our staff team: I Dont Like Hackers, Cheaters and Poor Anticheat
What will you add to our staff team: Very Rare Dick
Any other info you want to add that's related to this: No
  LMAO "Very rare dick " look
ROFL XD i thought he was being serious at first but..... XD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Ege on December 15, 2016, 03:34:23 am
What will you add to our staff team: Very Rare Dick
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Pranesh on December 15, 2016, 04:51:36 am
What will you add to our staff team: Very Rare Dick

nothing left to be added now after this
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Storm on December 15, 2016, 05:12:02 am
What will you add to our staff team: Very Rare Dick

Would that dick change our preferences too?
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: M a k a v e l i . on December 15, 2016, 05:40:21 am
What will you add to our staff team: Very Rare Dick
Approved.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GlennN on December 15, 2016, 07:49:05 am
What will you add to our staff team: Very Rare Dick
Approved.

Approved for Moderator Senior Admin.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Gablo on December 15, 2016, 04:53:23 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/lcaXk2z.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: TreePuncher on December 15, 2016, 04:59:05 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/lcaXk2z.jpg)
Happy new gift
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on December 15, 2016, 05:27:35 pm
What will you add to our staff team: Very Rare Dick
(http://i.imgur.com/lcaXk2z.jpg)

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on December 15, 2016, 06:31:09 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/lcaXk2z.jpg)
LOL
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on December 15, 2016, 07:47:57 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/lcaXk2z.jpg)
LOL happy new gift xD Seems like he doesn't even understand what Jonne says
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Alcor on December 15, 2016, 08:43:17 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/lcaXk2z.jpg)
Happy new gift

man i'd unban him right away xd


also

What will you add to our staff team: Very Rare Dick
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Storm on December 16, 2016, 12:10:22 am
(http://i.imgur.com/lcaXk2z.jpg)

He makes sense hahaha
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: TreePuncher on December 16, 2016, 03:50:28 am
What will you add to our staff team: Very Rare Dick
Btw, I'll be super disappointed if dizzy doesn't get selected after this one.
What else could you ask for your staff team to have. A very rare dick IS A MUST HAVE on EVERY STAFF TEAM!!!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on December 17, 2016, 12:24:54 pm
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=668.msg5058;boardseen#new

Is he pretending or really he don't know if his files contains cleos ?
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: TreePuncher on December 21, 2016, 05:27:22 pm
Extra space for you to explain what happened - Idk I got banned for nothing. I got some mods and cleo, sampfunc in my gta folder. Maybe its that problem?
Ooooh, just MAAAAYYYBEEEEE thaaat miiiiiight happeeeen to beee the prooobleeeem!!!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Bolek on December 21, 2016, 05:28:12 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/lcaXk2z.jpg)

He makes sense hahaha

that 28 times just ended it..
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: TreePuncher on December 22, 2016, 02:54:07 pm
This thread. (http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=713.msg5405;boardseen#new)

Gets unbanned.
Gets banned back within a day due to hacks.
Has no idea that what he installed are hacks.
What is this guy, 7?
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Yash on December 22, 2016, 05:17:00 pm
Extra space for you to explain what happened - Idk I got banned for nothing. I got some mods and cleo, sampfunc in my gta folder. Maybe its that problem?
Ooooh, just MAAAAYYYBEEEEE thaaat miiiiiight happeeeen to beee the prooobleeeem!!!
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Ege on December 22, 2016, 05:31:46 pm
That pretty much shows average intelligence of Turkish people...
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Jai_Kundu on December 22, 2016, 06:00:24 pm
This thread. (http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=713.msg5405;boardseen#new)

Gets unbanned.
Gets banned back within a day due to hacks.
Has no idea that what he installed are hacks.
What is this guy, 7?
;D ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on December 22, 2016, 11:47:43 pm
This thread. (http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=713.msg5405;boardseen#new)

Gets unbanned.
Gets banned back within a day due to hacks.
Has no idea that what he installed are hacks.
What is this guy, 7?
He might be trolling us so hard...
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: SoLoD on December 27, 2016, 10:13:45 am
(http://i.imgur.com/HaWSEH1.png)
>tfw someone in-game saying you "enjoy your forum report", after game you are going to forum and... there is no report, so you can not enjoy it
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Altus_Demens on December 27, 2016, 11:56:54 am
[image]
>tfw someone in-game saying you "enjoy your forum report", after game you are going to forum and... there is no report, so you can not enjoy it
;D Very actual.

P.S. (since it's funny PTP quotes topic)
You, my friend, will play only on spawns when i will be in game in the same time with you.
And maybe you will be threaten not only by me. And i will do it because of a "reason".
Shit, SoLoD, that scared me too, although it wasn't directed to me. Can I play safely and move out of the spawns when you are online? ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: SoLoD on December 27, 2016, 02:40:40 pm
Can I play safely and move out of the spawns when you are online? ;D
Do you think this is a joke? Huh? DO YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE???
It will take only few seconds to put you on my list.
(http://i.imgur.com/4dK2Pq6.gif)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Ege on December 27, 2016, 04:17:33 pm

It will take only few seconds to put you on my list.

Jericho approves
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on December 27, 2016, 05:43:17 pm
We got a badass over here  8)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: TreePuncher on December 28, 2016, 06:57:08 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=764.msg5714;boardseen#new)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on December 28, 2016, 11:48:11 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=764.msg5714;boardseen#new)
My efforts on this guy...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/mHjBdBZuqBvJC/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Crash on December 29, 2016, 07:18:58 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=764.msg5714;boardseen#new)
My efforts on this guy...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/mHjBdBZuqBvJC/giphy.gif)
lol ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Santa Claus is coming to town on December 29, 2016, 09:13:40 am

What will you add to our staff team: Very Rare Dick

This fucking dizzy ;D ;D
22 or 12...
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Kooly™ on December 30, 2016, 03:44:40 pm
<PBBot1>: [Terrorist ID: 25] Captain_Price: hitler is fucking me in jail
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: WuZi on December 30, 2016, 06:51:21 pm
<PBBot1>: [Terrorist ID: 25] Captain_Price: hitler is fucking me in jail
8)
keep quiet psst...
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on January 03, 2017, 03:01:07 pm
If you don't know the word in english language, it's okey in PTP. You can teach your own language to them:

(http://i.imgur.com/mWS3B13.png)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: SwirlyMan on January 03, 2017, 03:12:47 pm
If you don't know the word in english language, it's okey in PTP. You can teach your own language to them:

(http://i.imgur.com/mWS3B13.png)
Hahahaha that VROUUMMM VROUMMMM XD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Santa Claus is coming to town on January 03, 2017, 10:42:02 pm
If you don't know the word in english language, it's okey in PTP. You can teach your own language to them:

(http://i.imgur.com/mWS3B13.png)

no fucking way damn french people ;D ;D ;D
yes yes chainsaw yes
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Crash on January 04, 2017, 09:54:44 am
I just love that guy,William. Funny asf dude he is.
I killled him when he was president,he said 'i'm gonna buy a VIP for sure,fuck you PainkilleR and your sniper' lmao
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: SoLoD on January 04, 2017, 07:51:59 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/ed23FHa.png)
Mistake, guys.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on January 04, 2017, 08:04:51 pm
If you don't know the word in english language, it's okey in PTP. You can teach your own language to them:

(http://i.imgur.com/mWS3B13.png)

COBRA NO HAHAHAH, you just made my day
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Carg on January 04, 2017, 08:10:55 pm
If you don't know the word in english language, it's okey in PTP. You can teach your own language to them:

(http://i.imgur.com/mWS3B13.png)
This must be some russian machine!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Fruiti. on January 05, 2017, 03:17:10 am
(http://i.imgur.com/ed23FHa.png)
Mistake, guys.
"Cmon it must be AC bug, i was just standing in spawn and suddenly i got banned" huehueheu
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Magic on January 05, 2017, 05:14:45 pm
. ..
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Jai_Kundu on January 05, 2017, 05:23:11 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/NNhzkpw.png)
i think its 50% funny
rip maxplayz

I ain't funny at all from my side 😢
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Finisher on February 03, 2017, 02:55:16 am
https://forum.sa-mp.nl/thread-33780-post-476922.html#pid476922
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Crash on February 03, 2017, 05:12:22 am
(https://s24.postimg.org/psalbql1d/sa_mp_001.png) (https://postimg.org/image/psalbql1d/)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: M a k a v e l i . on February 03, 2017, 05:39:41 am
(https://s24.postimg.org/psalbql1d/sa_mp_001.png) (https://postimg.org/image/psalbql1d/)
he even holds the spree rofl
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Storm on February 04, 2017, 08:05:01 am
Quote
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=963.0

This guy is hilarious
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on February 04, 2017, 11:39:14 am
Quote
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=963.0

This guy is hilarious
like a boss
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: PraY on February 04, 2017, 03:27:53 pm
Quote
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=963.0

This guy is hilarious

I was the one who reported him while he was hacking LUL
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GlennN on February 05, 2017, 09:27:06 am
Quote
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=963.0

This guy is hilarious
like a boss

It gets more hilarious, see what he wrote now ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Hito on February 05, 2017, 09:29:12 am
Quote
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=963.0

This guy is hilarious
like a boss

It gets more hilarious, see what he wrote now ;D
What the fuck is wrong with him lmao...
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on February 05, 2017, 01:26:50 pm
Quote
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=963.0

This guy is hilarious
like a boss

It gets more hilarious, see what he wrote now ;D
What the fuck is wrong with him lmao...
wow gives command to an admin to unban him  ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Storm on February 05, 2017, 02:21:34 pm
Quote
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=963.0

This guy is hilarious
like a boss


It gets more hilarious, see what he wrote now ;D
What the fuck is wrong with him lmao...
wow gives command to an admin to unban him  ;D

He is Cool and he thinks he is cool but it is never cool to give command to an admin
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GlennN on February 06, 2017, 07:28:37 am
Quote
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=963.0

This guy is hilarious
like a boss


It gets more hilarious, see what he wrote now ;D
What the fuck is wrong with him lmao...
wow gives command to an admin to unban him  ;D

He is Cool and he thinks he is cool but it is never cool to give command to an admin

Cool af ;D

[Edit: Fruity, as you wish!  ;)]
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Fruiti. on February 07, 2017, 03:58:02 am
Glenn you should've  just keep quoting! Damn it you break it   :-X >:(
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Yan on February 13, 2017, 06:33:37 pm
Quote
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=963.0

This guy is hilarious
like a boss


It gets more hilarious, see what he wrote now ;D
What the fuck is wrong with him lmao...
wow gives command to an admin to unban him  ;D

He is Cool and he thinks he is cool but it is never cool to give command to an admin

Cool af ;D

[Edit: Fruity, as you wish!  ;)]

Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: EagleMan on February 14, 2017, 11:08:29 am
Quote
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=963.0

This guy is hilarious
like a boss


It gets more hilarious, see what he wrote now ;D
What the fuck is wrong with him lmao...
wow gives command to an admin to unban him  ;D

He is Cool and he thinks he is cool but it is never cool to give command to an admin

Cool af ;D

[Edit: Fruity, as you wish!  ;)]


You guys wanna know what's cool? Your comments/replies that keep piling up to form some weird shit 3D top-view pyramid
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Hito on February 14, 2017, 11:35:21 am
Quote
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=963.0

This guy is hilarious
like a boss


It gets more hilarious, see what he wrote now ;D
What the fuck is wrong with him lmao...
wow gives command to an admin to unban him  ;D

He is Cool and he thinks he is cool but it is never cool to give command to an admin

Cool af ;D

[Edit: Fruity, as you wish!  ;)]


You guys wanna know what's cool? Your comments/replies that keep piling up to form some weird shit 3D top-view pyramid
Yeah
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Fruiti. on February 15, 2017, 02:44:40 am
Quote
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=963.0

This guy is hilarious
like a boss


It gets more hilarious, see what he wrote now ;D
What the fuck is wrong with him lmao...
wow gives command to an admin to unban him  ;D

He is Cool and he thinks he is cool but it is never cool to give command to an admin

Cool af ;D

[Edit: Fruity, as you wish!  ;)]


You guys wanna know what's cool? Your comments/replies that keep piling up to form some weird shit 3D top-view pyramid
Yeah
Illuminateh connfermed
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: M a k a v e l i . on February 15, 2017, 02:48:12 am
Quote
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=963.0

This guy is hilarious
like a boss


It gets more hilarious, see what he wrote now ;D
What the fuck is wrong with him lmao...
wow gives command to an admin to unban him  ;D

He is Cool and he thinks he is cool but it is never cool to give command to an admin

Cool af ;D

[Edit: Fruity, as you wish!  ;)]


You guys wanna know what's cool? Your comments/replies that keep piling up to form some weird shit 3D top-view pyramid
Yeah
Illuminateh connfermed
Guiness confirmed
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Storm on February 15, 2017, 03:37:28 am
Quote
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=963.0

This guy is hilarious
like a boss


It gets more hilarious, see what he wrote now ;D
What the fuck is wrong with him lmao...
wow gives command to an admin to unban him  ;D

He is Cool and he thinks he is cool but it is never cool to give command to an admin

Cool af ;D

[Edit: Fruity, as you wish!  ;)]


You guys wanna know what's cool? Your comments/replies that keep piling up to form some weird shit 3D top-view pyramid
Yeah
Illuminateh connfermed
Guiness confirmed

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/221/798/7e2.gif)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Ege on February 15, 2017, 12:04:31 pm
Someone's gotta screw it up
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: MAR. on February 15, 2017, 01:30:44 pm
Quote
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=963.0

This guy is hilarious
like a boss


It gets more hilarious, see what he wrote now ;D
What the fuck is wrong with him lmao...
wow gives command to an admin to unban him  ;D

He is Cool and he thinks he is cool but it is never cool to give command to an admin

Cool af ;D

[Edit: Fruity, as you wish!  ;)]


You guys wanna know what's cool? Your comments/replies that keep piling up to form some weird shit 3D top-view pyramid
Yeah
Illuminateh connfermed
Guiness confirmed

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/221/798/7e2.gif)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GlennN on February 15, 2017, 09:07:05 pm
Quote
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=963.0

This guy is hilarious
like a boss


It gets more hilarious, see what he wrote now ;D
What the fuck is wrong with him lmao...
wow gives command to an admin to unban him  ;D

He is Cool and he thinks he is cool but it is never cool to give command to an admin

Cool af ;D

[Edit: Fruity, as you wish!  ;)]


You guys wanna know what's cool? Your comments/replies that keep piling up to form some weird shit 3D top-view pyramid
Yeah
Illuminateh connfermed
Guiness confirmed

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/221/798/7e2.gif)
How did that bird end up here ?
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Fruiti. on February 16, 2017, 04:03:23 am
Quote
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=963.0

This guy is hilarious
like a boss


It gets more hilarious, see what he wrote now ;D
What the fuck is wrong with him lmao...
wow gives command to an admin to unban him  ;D

He is Cool and he thinks he is cool but it is never cool to give command to an admin

Cool af ;D

[Edit: Fruity, as you wish!  ;)]


You guys wanna know what's cool? Your comments/replies that keep piling up to form some weird shit 3D top-view pyramid
Yeah
Illuminateh connfermed
Guiness confirmed

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/221/798/7e2.gif)
How did that bird end up here ?
quote it as fasr as you can guys, if you can still remember what happened in old ptp forum:3
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Mive on February 16, 2017, 05:36:04 am
Quote
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=963.0

This guy is hilarious
like a boss


It gets more hilarious, see what he wrote now ;D
What the fuck is wrong with him lmao...
wow gives command to an admin to unban him  ;D

He is Cool and he thinks he is cool but it is never cool to give command to an admin

Cool af ;D

[Edit: Fruity, as you wish!  ;)]


You guys wanna know what's cool? Your comments/replies that keep piling up to form some weird shit 3D top-view pyramid
Yeah
Illuminateh connfermed
Guiness confirmed

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/221/798/7e2.gif)
How did that bird end up here ?
quote it as fasr as you can guys, if you can still remember what happened in old ptp forum:3
Lmaooo this is fun can i join ? :DDD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GlennN on February 16, 2017, 05:50:30 am
Quote
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=963.0

This guy is hilarious
like a boss


It gets more hilarious, see what he wrote now ;D
What the fuck is wrong with him lmao...
wow gives command to an admin to unban him  ;D

He is Cool and he thinks he is cool but it is never cool to give command to an admin

Cool af ;D

[Edit: Fruity, as you wish!  ;)]


You guys wanna know what's cool? Your comments/replies that keep piling up to form some weird shit 3D top-view pyramid
Yeah
Illuminateh connfermed
Guiness confirmed

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/221/798/7e2.gif)
How did that bird end up here ?
quote it as fasr as you can guys, if you can still remember what happened in old ptp forum:3
Lmaooo this is fun can i join ? :DDD
When you can't even see the 1st quote here....
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Finisher on February 16, 2017, 06:25:50 am
Ez. Quote spree ruined, raped in real #rekt #wp #ez4me #2017 #quotes #rape #real #gg
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on February 16, 2017, 08:41:52 am
Imao
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Ege on February 16, 2017, 09:00:22 am
Ez. Quote spree ruined, raped in real #rekt #wp #ez4me #2017 #quotes #rape #real #gg
#porn #to #rape
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Carg on February 16, 2017, 12:16:36 pm
Ez. Quote spree ruined, raped in real #rekt #wp #ez4me #2017 #quotes #rape #real #gg
#porn #to #rape
#Format #Your #PC
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Sani on February 16, 2017, 01:12:08 pm
Ez. Quote spree ruined, raped in real #rekt #wp #ez4me #2017 #quotes #rape #real #gg
#porn #to #rape
#Format #Your #PC
Nah m8 #Just #Buy #A #New #One xD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Fruiti. on February 16, 2017, 01:15:52 pm
Ez. Quote spree ruined, raped in real #rekt #wp #ez4me #2017 #quotes #rape #real #gg
#porn #to #rape
#Format #Your #PC
Nah m8 #Just #Buy #A #New #One xD
#StartAnotherOne:C
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Spectre on February 16, 2017, 01:39:03 pm
#porn #to #rape

Holy crap, I totally forgot about that one XD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Yash on February 16, 2017, 02:04:13 pm
Ez. Quote spree ruined, raped in real #rekt #wp #ez4me #2017 #quotes #rape #real #gg
#porn #to #rape
#Format #Your #PC
#Format #Your #Laptop
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GlennN on February 16, 2017, 03:16:20 pm
Ez. Quote spree ruined, raped in real #rekt #wp #ez4me #2017 #quotes #rape #real #gg
#porn #to #rape
#Format #Your #PC
#Format #Your #Laptop

#Format #Yourself  :P
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Yan on February 16, 2017, 04:32:18 pm
Ez. Quote spree ruined, raped in real #rekt #wp #ez4me #2017 #quotes #rape #real #gg
#porn #to #rape
#Format #Your #PC
#Format #Your #Laptop

#Format #Yourself  :P
# Kill #Yourself  :P
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Jonne on February 16, 2017, 08:00:03 pm
This is not the spam section. Every post that's not an actual quote will be removed (and with 'actual quote' I mean not just quoting the person above you).
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Ege on March 08, 2017, 03:23:04 pm
<PBBot2>: [Civilian ID: 34] dizzy: carg why you dad like you anal?
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Hito on March 08, 2017, 06:36:03 pm
<PBBot2>: [Civilian ID: 34] dizzy: carg why you dad like you anal?
That's why we love dizzy.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Nazi on March 08, 2017, 11:36:47 pm
(https://s24.postimg.org/psalbql1d/sa_mp_001.png) (https://postimg.org/image/psalbql1d/)
OMG lol, nice bug.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on March 10, 2017, 10:18:53 pm
I wanted to use the chainsaw that everybody use, and i dont have any idea how to... so i did some hack, its true. well, i wont try it again.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: M a k a v e l i . on March 10, 2017, 11:29:46 pm
I wanted to use the chainsaw that everybody use, and i dont have any idea how to... so i did some hack, its true. well, i wont try it again.
I don't blame him  :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on March 11, 2017, 07:09:37 am
I wanted to use the chainsaw that everybody use, and i dont have any idea how to... so i did some hack, its true. well, i wont try it again.
I don't blame him  :D
Damn rich people lol Ghetto life 4eva
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Tounsix on March 16, 2017, 09:52:14 am
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=1191.msg9670;boardseen#new
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Ege on March 16, 2017, 09:53:46 am
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=1191.msg9670;boardseen#new
Was waiting for someone to post this
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Hito on March 16, 2017, 12:11:39 pm
u know that blood in maka ass mean :D
(http://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/888185gallery196.jpg) (http://www.hostingpics.net/viewer.php?id=888185gallery196.jpg)
BTW rage is the father
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: M a k a v e l i . on March 16, 2017, 12:24:06 pm
u know that blood in maka ass mean :D
(http://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/888185gallery196.jpg) (http://www.hostingpics.net/viewer.php?id=888185gallery196.jpg)
BTW rage is the father
-.-
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Nazi on March 16, 2017, 03:09:39 pm
u know that blood in maka ass mean :D
(http://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/888185gallery196.jpg) (http://www.hostingpics.net/viewer.php?id=888185gallery196.jpg)
BTW rage is the father
JAJAJAJAJA
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on March 16, 2017, 05:12:16 pm
u know that blood in maka ass mean :D
(http://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/888185gallery196.jpg) (http://www.hostingpics.net/viewer.php?id=888185gallery196.jpg)
BTW rage is the father
JAJAJAJAJA
Big laught Imao
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on March 17, 2017, 01:43:00 pm
Get reported, get banned, then get moderator? Nice logic
(http://oi63.tinypic.com/33k7h5k.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Yan on March 17, 2017, 01:53:31 pm
Get reported, get banned, then get moderator? Nice logic
(http://oi63.tinypic.com/33k7h5k.jpg)
Lol
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: AruN. on March 17, 2017, 02:06:42 pm
Get reported, get banned, then get moderator? Nice logic
(http://oi63.tinypic.com/33k7h5k.jpg)

Also MRT[YF]... Both "Highly Experienced Admins".

What's wrong with these people?  :o
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Saurabh on March 17, 2017, 03:06:38 pm
He posted his mod application before the ban appeal xD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Jai_Kundu on March 17, 2017, 04:21:41 pm
Get reported, get banned, then get moderator? Nice logic
(http://oi63.tinypic.com/33k7h5k.jpg)

Also MRT[YF]... Both "Highly Experienced Admins".

What's wrong with these people?  :o

Pls dont make a fun of him He's and admin from CrazyBob's xD.

Skilled too killed before u can blink your eyes and he doesn't know for what he is banned too :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Nazi on March 17, 2017, 05:21:00 pm
Get reported, get banned, then get moderator? Nice logic
(http://oi63.tinypic.com/33k7h5k.jpg)
LOL, JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on March 17, 2017, 06:41:04 pm
Get reported, get banned, then get moderator? Nice logic
(http://oi63.tinypic.com/33k7h5k.jpg)
LOL, JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
Again BIIG Laught
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: PraY on March 17, 2017, 07:09:42 pm
Get reported, get banned, then get moderator? Nice logic
(http://oi63.tinypic.com/33k7h5k.jpg)

This is not okay, this needs to stop now! , This is cancer , this is so much cancer
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on March 20, 2017, 05:47:18 pm
lol another day in Ban Appeals:

I don't know why the AC system has make these reports but I guarantee I haven't use aim hack
(http://www.nerdfrat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/100guarantee.png)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Jai_Kundu on March 22, 2017, 04:57:19 pm
lol another day in Ban Appeals:

I don't know why the AC system has make these reports but I guarantee I haven't use aim hack
(http://www.nerdfrat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/100guarantee.png)
😂😂😂😂😂
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on March 22, 2017, 05:23:55 pm
lol another day in Ban Appeals:

I don't know why the AC system has make these reports but I guarantee I haven't use aim hack
(http://www.nerdfrat.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/100guarantee.png)
Ahhaha never use hack  :P
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Magic on March 28, 2017, 11:18:29 am
(http://i.imgur.com/zKMh9Db.png)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on March 28, 2017, 11:39:41 am
(http://i.imgur.com/zKMh9Db.png)
lol when since goddamn hackers became a hero? :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Yash on March 28, 2017, 05:50:19 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/zKMh9Db.png)
lol when since goddamn hackers became a hero? :D
Since you recruited Crash :D jk
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on March 28, 2017, 06:25:49 pm
Since you recruited Crash :D jk
lol that's why you and jason invited everyone from PPLV, but not Crash :D jk
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Yash on March 28, 2017, 08:02:06 pm
Since you recruited Crash :D jk
lol that's why you and jason invited everyone from PPLV, but not Crash :D jk
"Everyone" XD i think your sources are lying to u :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on March 28, 2017, 08:09:35 pm
Since you recruited Crash :D jk
lol that's why you and jason invited everyone from PPLV, but not Crash :D jk
"Everyone" XD i think your sources are lying to u :D
We have got logs bro, anyways :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: PraY on March 28, 2017, 08:19:44 pm
Since you recruited Crash :D jk
lol that's why you and jason invited everyone from PPLV, but not Crash :D jk

lel
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on March 28, 2017, 11:15:09 pm
Since you recruited Crash :D jk
lol that's why you and jason invited everyone from PPLV, but not Crash :D jk
"Everyone" XD i think your sources are lying to u :D
We have got logs bro, anyways :D

Relax bro
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GlennN on March 29, 2017, 04:30:13 am
I like the way this guy said how he got banned.  ;D

http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=1275.msg10403;boardseen#new
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Barto on March 30, 2017, 04:06:02 pm
(http://i67.tinypic.com/11ru5vb.png)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on March 31, 2017, 05:03:32 am
Lel
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Mive on April 01, 2017, 12:08:40 am
(http://i63.tinypic.com/30mwps0.png)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on April 01, 2017, 09:32:46 am
(http://i67.tinypic.com/11ru5vb.png)
Someones taking this game too serious ;D lol he is patriotic!

@mive byske's father has some real skills omg :o
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Miau on April 11, 2017, 12:21:49 pm
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=1332.msg11145;boardseen#new

When you report a cop because you can't damage him as a cop  ::)

Reminds me this:

That just happend :P

(http://image.prntscr.com/image/9492a63cdb9d4f93a792462d7ff8c426.png)

:D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Blitz on April 11, 2017, 12:36:01 pm
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=1332.msg11145;boardseen#new

When you report a cop because you can't damage him as a cop  ::)

Reminds me this:

That just happend :P

(http://image.prntscr.com/image/9492a63cdb9d4f93a792462d7ff8c426.png)

:D

lmao
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Hito on April 11, 2017, 12:52:51 pm
omfg i fuckin forget i m a cop lmao :ooooooooooooooooooo
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on April 11, 2017, 01:06:44 pm
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=1332.msg11145;boardseen#new

When you report a cop because you can't damage him as a cop  ::)

Reminds me this:

That just happend :P

(http://image.prntscr.com/image/9492a63cdb9d4f93a792462d7ff8c426.png)

:D
LOL not bad, keep it up :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Manish on April 11, 2017, 03:27:39 pm
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=1332.msg11145;boardseen#new

When you report a cop because you can't damage him as a cop  ::)

Reminds me this:

That just happend :P

(http://image.prntscr.com/image/9492a63cdb9d4f93a792462d7ff8c426.png)

:D
Ahmed is legend 😂😂😂😂
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on April 11, 2017, 05:43:13 pm
Missed Ahmed :(
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: 𝙎𝙢𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙉 on April 13, 2017, 06:18:09 pm
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=1332.msg11145;boardseen#new

When you report a cop because you can't damage him as a cop  ::)

Reminds me this:

That just happend :P

(http://image.prntscr.com/image/9492a63cdb9d4f93a792462d7ff8c426.png)

:D
LOL not bad, keep it up :D

Ahmed lmao
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: [RD]MecHaNiC on April 15, 2017, 03:58:35 pm
19:19] (@PBBot2) [35] *** real_FIGHtEr joined the game
[19:19] (@PBBot2) [35] *** real_FIGHtEr is now Terrorist.
[19:19] (@PBBot2) [Terrorist ID: 35] real_FIGHtEr: hi all
[19:20] (@PBBot2) * real_FIGHtEr (ID: 35) has been banned for: AntiCheat
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GlennN on April 15, 2017, 06:21:31 pm
19:19] (@PBBot2) [35] *** real_FIGHtEr joined the game
[19:19] (@PBBot2) [35] *** real_FIGHtEr is now Terrorist.
[19:19] (@PBBot2) [Terrorist ID: 35] real_FIGHtEr: hi all
[19:20] (@PBBot2) * real_FIGHtEr (ID: 35) has been banned for: AntiCheat

1 sec, Such a quick ending  ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on April 16, 2017, 02:29:12 am
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=1332.msg11145;boardseen#new

When you report a cop because you can't damage him as a cop  ::)

Reminds me this:

That just happend :P

(http://image.prntscr.com/image/9492a63cdb9d4f93a792462d7ff8c426.png)

:D

Lmao.

I am missing Ahmed, he's a legend.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shawkhawk did nothing wrong! on April 18, 2017, 09:41:36 am
(https://www.upload.ee/image/6918247/mom.png)

lol
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Magic on April 18, 2017, 10:49:24 am
(https://www.upload.ee/image/6918247/mom.png)

lol
LoL
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: 𝙎𝙢𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙉 on April 18, 2017, 06:31:55 pm
(https://www.upload.ee/image/6918247/mom.png)

lol
lmao its Rage undercover :p
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on April 18, 2017, 07:32:37 pm
(https://www.upload.ee/image/6918247/mom.png)

lol
lmao its Rage undercover :p
Me ? Get lost and make a unban ? Or find another server ?
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Yash on April 18, 2017, 08:17:50 pm
(https://www.upload.ee/image/6918247/mom.png)

lol
lmao its Rage undercover :p
Me ? Get lost and make a unban ? Or find another server ?
Calm down lol
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on April 23, 2017, 02:29:52 am
This one made my day

http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=1369.0
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on April 23, 2017, 09:20:57 am
This one made my day

http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=1369.0
lol that guy.. He is just trying and nothing more :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Hero on April 23, 2017, 11:30:22 am
(https://www.upload.ee/image/6918247/mom.png)

lol
lmao its Rage undercover :p
Me ? Get lost and make a unban ? Or find another server ?


Rekt
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on May 02, 2017, 10:48:11 am
Quote
<@PBBot1> 0,81* Carg (ID: 14) has been kicked for: C-Bugging
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 5] 07[3D]JB: noob
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 10] 07[a.IDF]LPCOLTER: noob
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 10] 07[a.IDF]LPCOLTER: LOL
<@PBBot3> 02[Terrorist ID: 8] 07[a.IDF]HunterBC: noob
<@PBBot1> 02*** Carg on IRC: you noob 3d ez
*@PBBot3:+#PlanB.Echo* 2[IRC]7 * Yash to VIPS:01  that is why Carg must be banned
<@PBBot1> 02*** Yash on IRC: that is why
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 10] 07[a.IDF]LPCOLTER: COME BACK CARG
<@PBBot3> 02*** Yash on IRC: Carg must be banned
<@PBBot2> 02*** Carg on IRC: NAH
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 10] 07[a.IDF]LPCOLTER: BAN NAB CARG
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 10] 07[a.IDF]LPCOLTER: THERE WAS A CAT
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 10] 07[a.IDF]LPCOLTER: I GAVE HER A PAT
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 10] 07[a.IDF]LPCOLTER: ON THE BACK
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 10] 07[a.IDF]LPCOLTER: SHE ASKED ME HER NAME
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 10] 07[a.IDF]LPCOLTER: I SAID CARG!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Yash on May 02, 2017, 11:41:34 am
Hahhaa , [IDF]Carg Must be banned!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on May 02, 2017, 01:26:37 pm
Lol my conscience hit me again
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on May 02, 2017, 02:30:07 pm
Quote
<@PBBot1> 0,81* Carg (ID: 14) has been kicked for: C-Bugging
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 5] 07[3D]JB: noob
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 10] 07[a.IDF]LPCOLTER: noob
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 10] 07[a.IDF]LPCOLTER: LOL
<@PBBot3> 02[Terrorist ID: 8] 07[a.IDF]HunterBC: noob
<@PBBot1> 02*** Carg on IRC: you noob 3d ez
*@PBBot3:+#PlanB.Echo* 2[IRC]7 * Yash to VIPS:01  that is why Carg must be banned
<@PBBot1> 02*** Yash on IRC: that is why
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 10] 07[a.IDF]LPCOLTER: COME BACK CARG
<@PBBot3> 02*** Yash on IRC: Carg must be banned
<@PBBot2> 02*** Carg on IRC: NAH
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 10] 07[a.IDF]LPCOLTER: BAN NAB CARG
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 10] 07[a.IDF]LPCOLTER: THERE WAS A CAT
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 10] 07[a.IDF]LPCOLTER: I GAVE HER A PAT
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 10] 07[a.IDF]LPCOLTER: ON THE BACK
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 10] 07[a.IDF]LPCOLTER: SHE ASKED ME HER NAME
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 10] 07[a.IDF]LPCOLTER: I SAID CARG!
I did it for dizzy
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Yash on May 02, 2017, 03:53:35 pm
Quote
<@PBBot2>[Terrorist ID: 16] Prefekt: wanna see a cool trick
<@PBBot2>[President ID: 0] [RD]pistol: you shoot n hit me?
<@PBBot1>* Prefekt (ID: 16) has been banned for: AntiCheat
<@PBBot3>*** Prefekt left the game. (Removed) + [Report: X: -1519 , Y: 470 , Z: 7 | H: 100 , A: 0 ]
<@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 7] David_Landon: wtf
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 26] Yash: dont hack plz prefekt
<@PBBot3> [Police ID: 14] GlennN: LMAO
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 26] Yash: lol
<@PBBot2> [Police ID: 14] GlennN: hahahahhaha
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 26] Yash: HAHAHA
<@PBBot1> [16] 03*** DILMA_BRAZIL joined the game
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 26] Yash: I WAS ABUT TO SAY ANTICHEAT WILL BAN U xd
<@PBBot3> [Police ID: 14] GlennN: screenshot that
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Finisher on May 02, 2017, 04:01:10 pm
Quote
<@PBBot2>[Terrorist ID: 16] Prefekt: wanna see a cool trick
<@PBBot2>[President ID: 0] [RD]pistol: you shoot n hit me?
<@PBBot1>* Prefekt (ID: 16) has been banned for: AntiCheat
<@PBBot3>*** Prefekt left the game. (Removed) + [Report: X: -1519 , Y: 470 , Z: 7 | H: 100 , A: 0 ]
<@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 7] David_Landon: wtf
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 26] Yash: dont hack plz prefekt
<@PBBot3> [Police ID: 14] GlennN: LMAO
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 26] Yash: lol
<@PBBot2> [Police ID: 14] GlennN: hahahahhaha
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 26] Yash: HAHAHA
<@PBBot1> [16] 03*** DILMA_BRAZIL joined the game
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 26] Yash: I WAS ABUT TO SAY ANTICHEAT WILL BAN U xd
<@PBBot3> [Police ID: 14] GlennN: screenshot that

Pwnt and JACt!  :)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GlennN on May 02, 2017, 04:06:30 pm
Quote
<@PBBot2>[Terrorist ID: 16] Prefekt: wanna see a cool trick
<@PBBot2>[President ID: 0] [RD]pistol: you shoot n hit me?
<@PBBot1>* Prefekt (ID: 16) has been banned for: AntiCheat
<@PBBot3>*** Prefekt left the game. (Removed) + [Report: X: -1519 , Y: 470 , Z: 7 | H: 100 , A: 0 ]
<@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 7] David_Landon: wtf
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 26] Yash: dont hack plz prefekt
<@PBBot3> [Police ID: 14] GlennN: LMAO
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 26] Yash: lol
<@PBBot2> [Police ID: 14] GlennN: hahahahhaha
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 26] Yash: HAHAHA
<@PBBot1> [16] 03*** DILMA_BRAZIL joined the game
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 26] Yash: I WAS ABUT TO SAY ANTICHEAT WILL BAN U xd
<@PBBot3> [Police ID: 14] GlennN: screenshot that

Pwnt and JACt!  :)

JAC at its best! :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on May 02, 2017, 04:11:32 pm
Quote
<@PBBot2>[Terrorist ID: 16] Prefekt: wanna see a cool trick
<@PBBot2>[President ID: 0] [RD]pistol: you shoot n hit me?
<@PBBot1>* Prefekt (ID: 16) has been banned for: AntiCheat
<@PBBot3>*** Prefekt left the game. (Removed) + [Report: X: -1519 , Y: 470 , Z: 7 | H: 100 , A: 0 ]
<@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 7] David_Landon: wtf
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 26] Yash: dont hack plz prefekt
<@PBBot3> [Police ID: 14] GlennN: LMAO
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 26] Yash: lol
<@PBBot2> [Police ID: 14] GlennN: hahahahhaha
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 26] Yash: HAHAHA
<@PBBot1> [16] 03*** DILMA_BRAZIL joined the game
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 26] Yash: I WAS ABUT TO SAY ANTICHEAT WILL BAN U xd
<@PBBot3> [Police ID: 14] GlennN: screenshot that
Perfect trick completed :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on May 02, 2017, 04:12:58 pm
loooooooooooooooooooooool
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: MAR. on May 02, 2017, 08:09:42 pm
Hahhaa , [IDF]Carg Must be banned!
NOOO !!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GlennN on May 02, 2017, 08:28:52 pm
Quote
<@PBBot2>[Terrorist ID: 16] Prefekt: wanna see a cool trick
btw I just saw the same guy in another server which I play on, getting banned right after he said the same words LMAO ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shawkhawk did nothing wrong! on May 02, 2017, 09:28:40 pm
Quote
<@PBBot2>[Terrorist ID: 16] Prefekt: wanna see a cool trick
<@PBBot2>[President ID: 0] [RD]pistol: you shoot n hit me?
<@PBBot1>* Prefekt (ID: 16) has been banned for: AntiCheat
<@PBBot3>*** Prefekt left the game. (Removed) + [Report: X: -1519 , Y: 470 , Z: 7 | H: 100 , A: 0 ]
<@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 7] David_Landon: wtf
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 26] Yash: dont hack plz prefekt
<@PBBot3> [Police ID: 14] GlennN: LMAO
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 26] Yash: lol
<@PBBot2> [Police ID: 14] GlennN: hahahahhaha
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 26] Yash: HAHAHA
<@PBBot1> [16] 03*** DILMA_BRAZIL joined the game
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 26] Yash: I WAS ABUT TO SAY ANTICHEAT WILL BAN U xd
<@PBBot3> [Police ID: 14] GlennN: screenshot that
lol, he didn't show us any trick!!!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Mive on May 03, 2017, 04:29:51 am
Quote
<@PBBot2> 04*** Bluntz420 killed sherlock159 (Distance: 139) (M4)
<@PBBot3> 04*** Bluntz420 killed sherlock159 (Distance: 145) (M4)
<@PBBot1> 04*** [IDF]Orange killed sherlock159 (Distance: 60) (Explosion)

PWWNNTTT!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Drama on June 01, 2017, 12:56:09 pm
Presi Pornstar?
(http://www.4gp.me/ba3s/1496313776726.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Ege on June 01, 2017, 09:18:54 pm
CARG BUSTED !! (https://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=1632.msg2641#new)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: M a k a v e l i . on June 01, 2017, 09:23:59 pm
CARG BUSTED !! (https://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=1632.msg2641#new)
He uses it only at night, gg Carg. Say bb to PTP  :)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Arabiane on June 01, 2017, 09:25:27 pm
CARG BUSTED !! (https://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=1632.msg2641#new)
He uses it only at night, gg Carg. Say bb to PTP  :)
oh so carg is the one who created sniper pointer hax.what a bad cargo
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Carg on June 01, 2017, 09:37:54 pm
:(
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Yash on June 01, 2017, 09:59:03 pm
Blame your new mouse now Carggg!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GlennN on June 01, 2017, 11:41:52 pm
CARG BUSTED !! (https://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=1632.msg2641#new)
Carg has been a very bad froggy :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: MAR. on June 01, 2017, 11:53:24 pm
CARG BUSTED !! (https://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=1632.msg2641#new)
Where are u olmio
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on June 02, 2017, 09:22:39 am
CARG BUSTED !! (https://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=1632.msg2641#new)
LOL Carg please... Like as everyday ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Khan on June 02, 2017, 12:02:03 pm
CARG BUSTED !! (https://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=1632.msg2641#new)

I know carg very well. He can't hack. His keyboard was broken so he bashed his
Keyboard into the table and accidentally activated hacks
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shawkhawk did nothing wrong! on June 02, 2017, 01:09:56 pm
CARG BUSTED !! (https://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=1632.msg2641#new)
I knew it! Fokin camper sniper haxa kurg. Your hacks can't​ surpass the level of greatness my TOTALHAX.exe holds.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on June 02, 2017, 04:37:00 pm
Kerg caught using SniperPointer.cs
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shawkhawk did nothing wrong! on June 02, 2017, 09:01:23 pm
Kerg caught using SniperPointer.cs
Nah, he just rekt u, coz u ez
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: M a k a v e l i . on June 02, 2017, 09:03:12 pm
The Maka family  ;D GG everyone <3

(http://i.imgur.com/JDYpWir.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/VWpUe0y.png)

*still waiting on that video*

/me looks at GhOstZ  ::)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on June 02, 2017, 09:24:22 pm
The Maka family  ;D GG everyone <3

(http://i.imgur.com/JDYpWir.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/VWpUe0y.png)

*still waiting on that video*

/me looks at GhOstZ  ::)



Bad picture  8)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shawkhawk did nothing wrong! on June 02, 2017, 09:50:28 pm
The Maka family  ;D GG everyone <3

(http://i.imgur.com/JDYpWir.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/VWpUe0y.png)

*still waiting on that video*

/me looks at GhOstZ  ::)
#Fans O' Maka
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: MAR. on June 02, 2017, 11:09:32 pm
The Maka family  ;D GG everyone <3

(http://i.imgur.com/JDYpWir.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/VWpUe0y.png)

*still waiting on that video*

/me looks at GhOstZ  ::)
I think this should be in ptp screenshot
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Jessy on June 03, 2017, 05:32:50 pm
<PBBot3>: *** Mark[KTP] on IRC: Hello guys :D
<PBBot1>: *** Mark[KTP] on IRC: I see some of you having some fun. Glat to hear that, cause will not last long :)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Maddy on June 03, 2017, 05:38:22 pm
<PBBot3>: *** Mark[KTP] on IRC: Hello guys :D
<PBBot1>: *** Mark[KTP] on IRC: I see some of you having some fun. Glat to hear that, cause will not last long :)
Haha
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: BraOpener on June 03, 2017, 05:46:50 pm
That just happend :P

(http://image.prntscr.com/image/9492a63cdb9d4f93a792462d7ff8c426.png)

:D

Lol wtf was that?
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: StuLenS on June 03, 2017, 11:43:40 pm
That just happend :P

(http://image.prntscr.com/image/9492a63cdb9d4f93a792462d7ff8c426.png)

:D

Lol wtf was that?

😂😂😂 i wish he could be back xD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on June 04, 2017, 04:05:49 am
Mark, there is someone who will keep your clan alive.

<Homie>: !say all ktp is welcome in LoD
<PBBot3>: *** Homie on IRC: all ktp is welcome in LoD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on June 04, 2017, 10:18:18 am
Mark, there is someone who will keep your clan alive.

<Homie>: !say all ktp is welcome in LoD
<PBBot3>: *** Homie on IRC: all ktp is welcome in LoD
Lmao
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shawkhawk did nothing wrong! on June 04, 2017, 06:02:56 pm
Mark, there is someone who will keep your clan alive.

<Homie>: !say all ktp is welcome in LoD
<PBBot3>: *** Homie on IRC: all ktp is welcome in LoD
Lmao
(http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=87186651)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: MAR. on June 04, 2017, 10:54:35 pm
Mark, there is someone who will keep your clan alive.

<Homie>: !say all ktp is welcome in LoD
<PBBot3>: *** Homie on IRC: all ktp is welcome in LoD
Lmao
(http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=87186651)
#Homies_4eVEr
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GhOstZ on June 04, 2017, 11:33:48 pm

*still waiting on that video*

/me looks at GhOstZ  ::)
Video is ready xD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Goldy on June 08, 2017, 03:50:15 pm
(http://i63.tinypic.com/somha9.png)

@Rock
I told you its going on forum  ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: RockOfAges on June 08, 2017, 09:04:15 pm
(http://i63.tinypic.com/somha9.png)

@Rock
I told you its going on forum  ;D

Hahaha! xD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Sani on June 08, 2017, 11:21:42 pm
(http://i63.tinypic.com/somha9.png)

@Rock
I told you its going on forum  ;D

Hahaha! xD
ahahahaha that was so funny  ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Bingo on June 10, 2017, 06:17:04 am
(http://i63.tinypic.com/somha9.png)

@Rock
I told you its going on forum  ;D
Hahahahah Jonne power.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on June 10, 2017, 09:42:08 am
(http://i63.tinypic.com/somha9.png)

@Rock
I told you its going on forum  ;D
Lool
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: MAR. on June 10, 2017, 12:08:16 pm
(http://i63.tinypic.com/somha9.png)

@Rock
I told you its going on forum  ;D


Hahaha! xD
Lol
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Ege on June 10, 2017, 03:19:00 pm
[16:15:57] <SolidGreen> {999999}(28) {FFFFFF}if you fail me you're fired

[16:16:04] (Central Intelligence) The President has died!

[16:16:04] (Central Intelligence) No VicePresident to take over the President position.

[16:16:04] * The Terrorists have succeeded!

[16:16:04] * Next map will start in 10 seconds!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Altus_Demens on June 11, 2017, 09:16:38 pm
Quote from: #PlanB.Echo
[02:14] <@PBBot2> * An admin has scheduled a server restart after the current round
[02:14] <@PBBot1> ***********************************************
[02:14] <@PBBot2> * The server is restarting, please reconnect...
[02:14] <@PBBot3> ***********************************************
[02:15] * @PBBot1 (PBBot1@ip-3f933dd6.ip-51-254-202.eu) Quit (Quit: :o)
[02:15] * @PBBot2 (PBBot2@ip-3f933dd6.ip-51-254-202.eu) Quit (Quit: :O)
[02:15] * @PBBot3 (PBBot3@ip-3f933dd6.ip-51-254-202.eu) Quit (Quit: D:)
[02:15] * PBBot1 (PBBot1@ip-3f933dd6.ip-51-254-202.eu) has joined #PlanB.Echo
[02:15] * Fred sets mode: +o PBBot1
[02:15] * PBBot2 (PBBot2@ip-3f933dd6.ip-51-254-202.eu) has joined #PlanB.Echo
[02:15] * Fred sets mode: +o PBBot2
[02:15] * PBBot3 (PBBot3@ip-3f933dd6.ip-51-254-202.eu) has joined #PlanB.Echo
[02:15] * Fred sets mode: +o PBBot3
[02:15] <@PBBot3> [Security ID: 6] Hawkeye: why did u restart the server now we will get just half of the players rolan
[02:16] <@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 8] [Rawr]Quido: Idiot Rolan!
[02:16] <@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 0] Carg: bad lolan :D
[02:16] <@PBBot2> [Security ID: 5] Rolan: lol?
[02:16] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 2] Mia: Damn Rolan, why did you do it
[02:16] <~Jonne> !say Yes, god damn it Rolan
[02:16] <@PBBot3> *** Jonne on IRC: Yes, god damn it Rolan
[02:16] <@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 0] Carg:  !
[02:16] <@PBBot2> [Vice-President ID: 4] Kim_Jong_Un: lol
[02:16] <@PBBot1> [Security ID: 5] Rolan: I'm sorry Hawkeye
[02:16] <@PBBot1> [Security ID: 6] Hawkeye: u better be
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on June 12, 2017, 07:43:24 am
Quote from: #PlanB.Echo
[02:14] <@PBBot2> * An admin has scheduled a server restart after the current round
[02:14] <@PBBot1> ***********************************************
[02:14] <@PBBot2> * The server is restarting, please reconnect...
[02:14] <@PBBot3> ***********************************************
[02:15] * @PBBot1 (PBBot1@ip-3f933dd6.ip-51-254-202.eu) Quit (Quit: :o)
[02:15] * @PBBot2 (PBBot2@ip-3f933dd6.ip-51-254-202.eu) Quit (Quit: :O)
[02:15] * @PBBot3 (PBBot3@ip-3f933dd6.ip-51-254-202.eu) Quit (Quit: D:)
[02:15] * PBBot1 (PBBot1@ip-3f933dd6.ip-51-254-202.eu) has joined #PlanB.Echo
[02:15] * Fred sets mode: +o PBBot1
[02:15] * PBBot2 (PBBot2@ip-3f933dd6.ip-51-254-202.eu) has joined #PlanB.Echo
[02:15] * Fred sets mode: +o PBBot2
[02:15] * PBBot3 (PBBot3@ip-3f933dd6.ip-51-254-202.eu) has joined #PlanB.Echo
[02:15] * Fred sets mode: +o PBBot3
[02:15] <@PBBot3> [Security ID: 6] Hawkeye: why did u restart the server now we will get just half of the players rolan
[02:16] <@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 8] [Rawr]Quido: Idiot Rolan!
[02:16] <@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 0] Carg: bad lolan :D
[02:16] <@PBBot2> [Security ID: 5] Rolan: lol?
[02:16] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 2] Mia: Damn Rolan, why did you do it
[02:16] <~Jonne> !say Yes, god damn it Rolan
[02:16] <@PBBot3> *** Jonne on IRC: Yes, god damn it Rolan
[02:16] <@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 0] Carg:  !
[02:16] <@PBBot2> [Vice-President ID: 4] Kim_Jong_Un: lol
[02:16] <@PBBot1> [Security ID: 5] Rolan: I'm sorry Hawkeye
[02:16] <@PBBot1> [Security ID: 6] Hawkeye: u better be
lol @Hawkeye, hes very good at blaming someone :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rolan on June 13, 2017, 10:59:33 am
Quote from: #PlanB.Echo
[02:14] <@PBBot2> * An admin has scheduled a server restart after the current round
[02:14] <@PBBot1> ***********************************************
[02:14] <@PBBot2> * The server is restarting, please reconnect...
[02:14] <@PBBot3> ***********************************************
[02:15] * @PBBot1 (PBBot1@ip-3f933dd6.ip-51-254-202.eu) Quit (Quit: :o)
[02:15] * @PBBot2 (PBBot2@ip-3f933dd6.ip-51-254-202.eu) Quit (Quit: :O)
[02:15] * @PBBot3 (PBBot3@ip-3f933dd6.ip-51-254-202.eu) Quit (Quit: D:)
[02:15] * PBBot1 (PBBot1@ip-3f933dd6.ip-51-254-202.eu) has joined #PlanB.Echo
[02:15] * Fred sets mode: +o PBBot1
[02:15] * PBBot2 (PBBot2@ip-3f933dd6.ip-51-254-202.eu) has joined #PlanB.Echo
[02:15] * Fred sets mode: +o PBBot2
[02:15] * PBBot3 (PBBot3@ip-3f933dd6.ip-51-254-202.eu) has joined #PlanB.Echo
[02:15] * Fred sets mode: +o PBBot3
[02:15] <@PBBot3> [Security ID: 6] Hawkeye: why did u restart the server now we will get just half of the players rolan
[02:16] <@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 8] [Rawr]Quido: Idiot Rolan!
[02:16] <@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 0] Carg: bad lolan :D
[02:16] <@PBBot2> [Security ID: 5] Rolan: lol?
[02:16] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 2] Mia: Damn Rolan, why did you do it
[02:16] <~Jonne> !say Yes, god damn it Rolan
[02:16] <@PBBot3> *** Jonne on IRC: Yes, god damn it Rolan
[02:16] <@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 0] Carg:  !
[02:16] <@PBBot2> [Vice-President ID: 4] Kim_Jong_Un: lol
[02:16] <@PBBot1> [Security ID: 5] Rolan: I'm sorry Hawkeye
[02:16] <@PBBot1> [Security ID: 6] Hawkeye: u better be

It's not the 1st time he is blaming me when something happens in the server haha
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: MAR. on June 14, 2017, 12:13:33 am
Quote from: #PlanB.Echo
[02:14] <@PBBot2> * An admin has scheduled a server restart after the current round
[02:14] <@PBBot1> ***********************************************
[02:14] <@PBBot2> * The server is restarting, please reconnect...
[02:14] <@PBBot3> ***********************************************
[02:15] * @PBBot1 (PBBot1@ip-3f933dd6.ip-51-254-202.eu) Quit (Quit: :o)
[02:15] * @PBBot2 (PBBot2@ip-3f933dd6.ip-51-254-202.eu) Quit (Quit: :O)
[02:15] * @PBBot3 (PBBot3@ip-3f933dd6.ip-51-254-202.eu) Quit (Quit: D:)
[02:15] * PBBot1 (PBBot1@ip-3f933dd6.ip-51-254-202.eu) has joined #PlanB.Echo
[02:15] * Fred sets mode: +o PBBot1
[02:15] * PBBot2 (PBBot2@ip-3f933dd6.ip-51-254-202.eu) has joined #PlanB.Echo
[02:15] * Fred sets mode: +o PBBot2
[02:15] * PBBot3 (PBBot3@ip-3f933dd6.ip-51-254-202.eu) has joined #PlanB.Echo
[02:15] * Fred sets mode: +o PBBot3
[02:15] <@PBBot3> [Security ID: 6] Hawkeye: why did u restart the server now we will get just half of the players rolan
[02:16] <@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 8] [Rawr]Quido: Idiot Rolan!
[02:16] <@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 0] Carg: bad lolan :D
[02:16] <@PBBot2> [Security ID: 5] Rolan: lol?
[02:16] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 2] Mia: Damn Rolan, why did you do it
[02:16] <~Jonne> !say Yes, god damn it Rolan
[02:16] <@PBBot3> *** Jonne on IRC: Yes, god damn it Rolan
[02:16] <@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 0] Carg:  !
[02:16] <@PBBot2> [Vice-President ID: 4] Kim_Jong_Un: lol
[02:16] <@PBBot1> [Security ID: 5] Rolan: I'm sorry Hawkeye
[02:16] <@PBBot1> [Security ID: 6] Hawkeye: u better be

It's not the 1st time he is blaming me when something happens in the server haha
Lol imao
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on June 15, 2017, 01:09:33 pm
Quote
[22:59:56] <VladiKavkazHail> {CCCCCC}[50] {FFFFFF}CUZ I HAVE RUSSIAN CITY NAME AS NICK DONT MAKE ME RUSSIAN[22:59:57] <VladiKavkazHail> {CCCCCC}[50] {FFFFFF}IDIOT
[22:59:57] <Kurwa_Tu> {CCCCCC}[36] {FFFFFF}then who tf are you?
[23:00:02] <VladiKavkazHail> {CCCCCC}[50] {FFFFFF}IM YOUR DAD
[23:00:06] <Kurwa_Tu> {CCCCCC}[36] {FFFFFF}wow
[23:00:21] <VladiKavkazHail> {CCCCCC}[50] {FFFFFF}LOOK YOUR OWN NICK ITS KURWA WICH MEANS FAG
[23:00:31] VladiKavkazHail (ID: 50) has been muted for 2 minutes, reason: Cool down
[23:00:31] <Kurwa_Tu> {CCCCCC}[36] {FFFFFF}it means bitch
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: EnGin on June 15, 2017, 01:37:12 pm
Quote
[22:59:56] <VladiKavkazHail> {CCCCCC}[50] {FFFFFF}CUZ I HAVE RUSSIAN CITY NAME AS NICK DONT MAKE ME RUSSIAN[22:59:57] <VladiKavkazHail> {CCCCCC}[50] {FFFFFF}IDIOT
[22:59:57] <Kurwa_Tu> {CCCCCC}[36] {FFFFFF}then who tf are you?
[23:00:02] <VladiKavkazHail> {CCCCCC}[50] {FFFFFF}IM YOUR DAD
[23:00:06] <Kurwa_Tu> {CCCCCC}[36] {FFFFFF}wow
[23:00:21] <VladiKavkazHail> {CCCCCC}[50] {FFFFFF}LOOK YOUR OWN NICK ITS KURWA WICH MEANS FAG
[23:00:31] VladiKavkazHail (ID: 50) has been muted for 2 minutes, reason: Cool down
[23:00:31] <Kurwa_Tu> {CCCCCC}[36] {FFFFFF}it means bitch

lol
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: M a k a v e l i . on June 16, 2017, 02:09:21 am
(https://image.prntscr.com/image/w14HA0cFTiGExu8QYbME1g.png)

Prolly the funniest shit I've read on the internet these days rofl
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: MAR. on June 16, 2017, 02:13:53 am
Quote
[22:59:56] <VladiKavkazHail> {CCCCCC}[50] {FFFFFF}CUZ I HAVE RUSSIAN CITY NAME AS NICK DONT MAKE ME RUSSIAN[22:59:57] <VladiKavkazHail> {CCCCCC}[50] {FFFFFF}IDIOT
[22:59:57] <Kurwa_Tu> {CCCCCC}[36] {FFFFFF}then who tf are you?
[23:00:02] <VladiKavkazHail> {CCCCCC}[50] {FFFFFF}IM YOUR DAD
[23:00:06] <Kurwa_Tu> {CCCCCC}[36] {FFFFFF}wow
[23:00:21] <VladiKavkazHail> {CCCCCC}[50] {FFFFFF}LOOK YOUR OWN NICK ITS KURWA WICH MEANS FAG
[23:00:31] VladiKavkazHail (ID: 50) has been muted for 2 minutes, reason: Cool down
[23:00:31] <Kurwa_Tu> {CCCCCC}[36] {FFFFFF}it means bitch
So hard xD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on June 16, 2017, 08:13:48 am
Quote
[22:59:56] <VladiKavkazHail> {CCCCCC}[50] {FFFFFF}CUZ I HAVE RUSSIAN CITY NAME AS NICK DONT MAKE ME RUSSIAN[22:59:57] <VladiKavkazHail> {CCCCCC}[50] {FFFFFF}IDIOT
[22:59:57] <Kurwa_Tu> {CCCCCC}[36] {FFFFFF}then who tf are you?
[23:00:02] <VladiKavkazHail> {CCCCCC}[50] {FFFFFF}IM YOUR DAD
[23:00:06] <Kurwa_Tu> {CCCCCC}[36] {FFFFFF}wow
[23:00:21] <VladiKavkazHail> {CCCCCC}[50] {FFFFFF}LOOK YOUR OWN NICK ITS KURWA WICH MEANS FAG
[23:00:31] VladiKavkazHail (ID: 50) has been muted for 2 minutes, reason: Cool down
[23:00:31] <Kurwa_Tu> {CCCCCC}[36] {FFFFFF}it means bitch
LOL bitch please ;D Poor vladi.. Never gonna learn how to write caps off
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Magic on June 16, 2017, 01:58:32 pm
Quote
[22:59:56] <VladiKavkazHail> {CCCCCC}[50] {FFFFFF}CUZ I HAVE RUSSIAN CITY NAME AS NICK DONT MAKE ME RUSSIAN[22:59:57] <VladiKavkazHail> {CCCCCC}[50] {FFFFFF}IDIOT
[22:59:57] <Kurwa_Tu> {CCCCCC}[36] {FFFFFF}then who tf are you?
[23:00:02] <VladiKavkazHail> {CCCCCC}[50] {FFFFFF}IM YOUR DAD
[23:00:06] <Kurwa_Tu> {CCCCCC}[36] {FFFFFF}wow
[23:00:21] <VladiKavkazHail> {CCCCCC}[50] {FFFFFF}LOOK YOUR OWN NICK ITS KURWA WICH MEANS FAG
[23:00:31] VladiKavkazHail (ID: 50) has been muted for 2 minutes, reason: Cool down
[23:00:31] <Kurwa_Tu> {CCCCCC}[36] {FFFFFF}it means bitch
LOL bitch please ;D Poor vladi.. Never gonna learn how to write caps off
and this is real drama! :
PBBot1>: [Terrorist ID: 31] VladiKavkazHail: CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS!
<PBBot2>: [Terrorist ID: 31] VladiKavkazHail: CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS!!!
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 31] VladiKavkazHail: CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS!!!!!
<PBBot1>: [Terrorist ID: 31] VladiKavkazHail: CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS!!!!!!!
<PBBot2>: [Security ID: 17] NguyenHai_Anh: GROVE 4 LIFE
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 31] VladiKavkazHail: CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS!!!!!!!!!!
<PBBot1>: *** Deadman[PPLV] killed MouadFromMorocco (Distance: 26) (TEC9)
<PBBot2>: [13] *** MouadFromMorocco left the game. (Left) + [Report: X: 286 , Y: 2705 , Z: 16 | H: 40 , A: 0 ]
<PBBot1>: [Terrorist ID: 15] Obladi_Oblada: STFU
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 31] VladiKavkazHail: ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<PBBot1>: [Terrorist ID: 16] [M.I.B]Agent_J: ?
<PBBot2>: [Terrorist ID: 31] VladiKavkazHail: ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<PBBot3>: [Police ID: 23] Uwk[GgT]: pft
<PBBot1>: [Terrorist ID: 31] VladiKavkazHail: ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<PBBot2>: [Security ID: 17] NguyenHai_Anh: everyone report Vlad
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 31] VladiKavkazHail: ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: EnGin on June 16, 2017, 02:39:20 pm
Quote
[22:59:56] <VladiKavkazHail> {CCCCCC}[50] {FFFFFF}CUZ I HAVE RUSSIAN CITY NAME AS NICK DONT MAKE ME RUSSIAN[22:59:57] <VladiKavkazHail> {CCCCCC}[50] {FFFFFF}IDIOT
[22:59:57] <Kurwa_Tu> {CCCCCC}[36] {FFFFFF}then who tf are you?
[23:00:02] <VladiKavkazHail> {CCCCCC}[50] {FFFFFF}IM YOUR DAD
[23:00:06] <Kurwa_Tu> {CCCCCC}[36] {FFFFFF}wow
[23:00:21] <VladiKavkazHail> {CCCCCC}[50] {FFFFFF}LOOK YOUR OWN NICK ITS KURWA WICH MEANS FAG
[23:00:31] VladiKavkazHail (ID: 50) has been muted for 2 minutes, reason: Cool down
[23:00:31] <Kurwa_Tu> {CCCCCC}[36] {FFFFFF}it means bitch
LOL bitch please ;D Poor vladi.. Never gonna learn how to write caps off
and this is real drama! :
PBBot1>: [Terrorist ID: 31] VladiKavkazHail: CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS!
<PBBot2>: [Terrorist ID: 31] VladiKavkazHail: CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS!!!
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 31] VladiKavkazHail: CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS!!!!!
<PBBot1>: [Terrorist ID: 31] VladiKavkazHail: CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS!!!!!!!
<PBBot2>: [Security ID: 17] NguyenHai_Anh: GROVE 4 LIFE
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 31] VladiKavkazHail: CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS!!!!!!!!!!
<PBBot1>: *** Deadman[PPLV] killed MouadFromMorocco (Distance: 26) (TEC9)
<PBBot2>: [13] *** MouadFromMorocco left the game. (Left) + [Report: X: 286 , Y: 2705 , Z: 16 | H: 40 , A: 0 ]
<PBBot1>: [Terrorist ID: 15] Obladi_Oblada: STFU
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 31] VladiKavkazHail: ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<PBBot1>: [Terrorist ID: 16] [M.I.B]Agent_J: ?
<PBBot2>: [Terrorist ID: 31] VladiKavkazHail: ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<PBBot3>: [Police ID: 23] Uwk[GgT]: pft
<PBBot1>: [Terrorist ID: 31] VladiKavkazHail: ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<PBBot2>: [Security ID: 17] NguyenHai_Anh: everyone report Vlad
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 31] VladiKavkazHail: ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Valdi is getting famous   8)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on June 16, 2017, 03:34:36 pm
Quote
[22:59:56] <VladiKavkazHail> {CCCCCC}[50] {FFFFFF}CUZ I HAVE RUSSIAN CITY NAME AS NICK DONT MAKE ME RUSSIAN[22:59:57] <VladiKavkazHail> {CCCCCC}[50] {FFFFFF}IDIOT
[22:59:57] <Kurwa_Tu> {CCCCCC}[36] {FFFFFF}then who tf are you?
[23:00:02] <VladiKavkazHail> {CCCCCC}[50] {FFFFFF}IM YOUR DAD
[23:00:06] <Kurwa_Tu> {CCCCCC}[36] {FFFFFF}wow
[23:00:21] <VladiKavkazHail> {CCCCCC}[50] {FFFFFF}LOOK YOUR OWN NICK ITS KURWA WICH MEANS FAG
[23:00:31] VladiKavkazHail (ID: 50) has been muted for 2 minutes, reason: Cool down
[23:00:31] <Kurwa_Tu> {CCCCCC}[36] {FFFFFF}it means bitch
LOL bitch please ;D Poor vladi.. Never gonna learn how to write caps off
and this is real drama! :
PBBot1>: [Terrorist ID: 31] VladiKavkazHail: CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS!
<PBBot2>: [Terrorist ID: 31] VladiKavkazHail: CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS!!!
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 31] VladiKavkazHail: CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS!!!!!
<PBBot1>: [Terrorist ID: 31] VladiKavkazHail: CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS!!!!!!!
<PBBot2>: [Security ID: 17] NguyenHai_Anh: GROVE 4 LIFE
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 31] VladiKavkazHail: CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS!!!!!!!!!!
<PBBot1>: *** Deadman[PPLV] killed MouadFromMorocco (Distance: 26) (TEC9)
<PBBot2>: [13] *** MouadFromMorocco left the game. (Left) + [Report: X: 286 , Y: 2705 , Z: 16 | H: 40 , A: 0 ]
<PBBot1>: [Terrorist ID: 15] Obladi_Oblada: STFU
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 31] VladiKavkazHail: ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<PBBot1>: [Terrorist ID: 16] [M.I.B]Agent_J: ?
<PBBot2>: [Terrorist ID: 31] VladiKavkazHail: ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<PBBot3>: [Police ID: 23] Uwk[GgT]: pft
<PBBot1>: [Terrorist ID: 31] VladiKavkazHail: ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<PBBot2>: [Security ID: 17] NguyenHai_Anh: everyone report Vlad
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 31] VladiKavkazHail: ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
This guy is awesome! LONG LIVE VLADI! lol he was punished for it, I think he will get punished again...
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Magic on June 16, 2017, 04:36:13 pm
When u say allahu akbar and u are president:

Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rolan on June 16, 2017, 06:20:10 pm
(https://image.prntscr.com/image/w14HA0cFTiGExu8QYbME1g.png)

Prolly the funniest shit I've read on the internet these days rofl

LOL
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: WuZi on June 16, 2017, 07:17:36 pm
They know how to install hacks but don't know how to give a proper link lol
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on June 17, 2017, 07:41:57 am
They know how to install hacks but don't know how to give a proper link lol
Yeah that sounds so tricky  ::)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Crash on June 23, 2017, 03:58:12 pm
(http://www.oldschool-samp.com/slike/images/niksggt.png)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Barto on June 23, 2017, 03:59:36 pm
(http://www.oldschool-samp.com/slike/images/niksggt.png)
Hihi
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Carg on June 23, 2017, 04:15:18 pm
(http://www.oldschool-samp.com/slike/images/niksggt.png)
Free asslick :D :D :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: M a k a v e l i . on June 23, 2017, 04:25:15 pm
(http://www.oldschool-samp.com/slike/images/niksggt.png)
ROFL



Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Finisher on June 23, 2017, 05:32:25 pm
Loyalty lessons by the bhai Niks, ram ram!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on June 25, 2017, 01:31:05 pm
gg
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Saurabh on June 25, 2017, 03:40:17 pm
Some replies got deleted. Some didn't. Ggwp admins
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on June 25, 2017, 07:36:21 pm
@admins: I dont know why my comment deleted?? I think I wrote everything in the case of topic and related to that screenshot. I'm writing the almost same comment again;

(http://www.oldschool-samp.com/slike/images/niksggt.png)
Loyalty lessons by the bhai Niks, ram ram!
  Now this screenshot is more funny with Finisher's comment about loyality ;D  Well nice tactics Niks, but not gonna work on everyone as you see  ::)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Magic on July 03, 2017, 02:00:29 am
Lol  ???
(http://i.imgur.com/hKsVuW3.png)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Barto on July 03, 2017, 07:55:15 am
Lol  ???
(http://i.imgur.com/hKsVuW3.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/BI24AS1.gif)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on July 03, 2017, 08:29:38 am
Lol  ???
(http://i.imgur.com/hKsVuW3.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/BI24AS1.gif)
LOL Exactly I had the same moment ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Arabiane on July 03, 2017, 09:32:31 am
Lol  ???
(http://i.imgur.com/hKsVuW3.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/BI24AS1.gif)
hahaha
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Piu on July 03, 2017, 03:52:36 pm
More ppl please
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Magic on July 03, 2017, 04:57:25 pm
.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Crash on July 06, 2017, 01:43:55 pm
(http://i68.tinypic.com/ali7o4.png)
:D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on July 06, 2017, 06:17:30 pm
(http://i68.tinypic.com/ali7o4.png)
:D
It's So LoD thingy..
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on July 06, 2017, 09:30:05 pm
(http://i68.tinypic.com/ali7o4.png)
:D
Being crazy ? Or something why report himself ? lel
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: SoLoD on July 06, 2017, 11:10:15 pm
(http://i68.tinypic.com/ali7o4.png)
:D
Being crazy ? Or something why report himself ? lel
Well, i was punished in game, but when i asked who did it and why, there was no response.
So, i reported myself because if mod/admin is too shy to response, he will be too shy to make a report on forum as well.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on July 07, 2017, 10:02:17 am
(http://i68.tinypic.com/ali7o4.png)
:D
Being crazy ? Or something why report himself ? lel
Well, i was punished in game, but when i asked who did it and why, there was no response.
So, i reported myself because if mod/admin is too shy to response, he will be too shy to make a report on forum as well.
Do you want us to to call you bad ass?
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: StuLenS on July 07, 2017, 12:03:57 pm
hahaha
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: SoLoD on July 07, 2017, 05:37:02 pm
(http://i68.tinypic.com/ali7o4.png)
:D
Being crazy ? Or something why report himself ? lel
Well, i was punished in game, but when i asked who did it and why, there was no response.
So, i reported myself because if mod/admin is too shy to response, he will be too shy to make a report on forum as well.
Do you want us to to call you bad ass?
For me it is enough if you will think so.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Barto on July 07, 2017, 06:37:45 pm
(http://i68.tinypic.com/ali7o4.png)
:D
Being crazy ? Or something why report himself ? lel
Well, i was punished in game, but when i asked who did it and why, there was no response.
So, i reported myself because if mod/admin is too shy to response, he will be too shy to make a report on forum as well.
Do you want us to to call you bad ass?
For me it is enough if you will think so.
(http://memes.ucoz.com/_nw/12/95973412.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: EnGin on July 07, 2017, 07:06:57 pm
(http://i68.tinypic.com/ali7o4.png)
:D

What is funny in that? Its just got some mental illness,
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Manish on July 13, 2017, 05:31:46 am
Uhmm sorry admin for posting

Good mod GotemGt
Mod cleo Lag.cs

All brazilian used lag cleo

Lol
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on July 13, 2017, 09:37:10 am
Uhmm sorry admin for posting

Good mod GotemGt
Mod cleo Lag.cs

All brazilian used lag cleo

Lol
Thanks for reminding us Gotem! but we remember that always while we fighting ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on July 14, 2017, 01:21:04 pm
Uhmm sorry admin for posting

Good mod GotemGt
Mod cleo Lag.cs

All brazilian used lag cleo

Lol
Imao ..
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Carg on July 14, 2017, 10:14:05 pm
Cool song :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Storm on July 16, 2017, 07:54:03 am
Uhmm sorry admin for posting

Good mod GotemGt
Mod cleo Lag.cs

All brazilian used lag cleo

Lol

In the Philippines, we don't need any mod to lag. We use actual techniques
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Arabiane on July 16, 2017, 01:23:22 pm
y u do dis rolan  :(
(http://i65.tinypic.com/2ennugw.png)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on July 16, 2017, 02:56:49 pm
y u do dis rolan  :(
(http://i65.tinypic.com/2ennugw.png)
Lool :/ very bad rolan
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Finisher on July 16, 2017, 05:24:11 pm
Oh that's a good one :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: SwirlyMan on July 17, 2017, 07:03:36 am
Uhmm sorry admin for posting

Good mod GotemGt
Mod cleo Lag.cs

All brazilian used lag cleo

Lol

In the Philippines, we don't need any mod to lag. We use actual techniques
Health hack techniques H3H3H3
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: M a k a v e l i . on July 18, 2017, 12:07:18 am
http://imgur.com/a/9CU2H

Oh my little friend , you have a big luck that i don't record your rape :V
u can show 100 videos , But the truth is known on the ground my son :D
And still I have many more photos where I make you go embarrassed

Adios <3
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shokkz on July 18, 2017, 12:10:23 am
http://imgur.com/a/9CU2H

Oh my little friend , you have a big luck that i don't record your rape :V
u can show 100 videos , But the truth is known on the ground my son :D
And still I have many more photos where I make you go embarrassed

Adios <3

 :) :)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Aksel on July 18, 2017, 01:38:46 am
http://imgur.com/a/9CU2H

Oh my little friend , you have a big luck that i don't record your rape :V
u can show 100 videos , But the truth is known on the ground my son :D
And still I have many more photos where I make you go embarrassed

Adios <3

HAHA Stupidity that what happens when you stay with indians for a long period of time or mb effect of being pwnt hard!!!!he doesnot know that when he trade 10deaths for a kill its still a lose for him  x)
i'mnot a god or a hacker(Like your teammates) to dont die in a game, i mean Cmon even a random guy can kill me if i'm having a bad day or if i'm overwhelmed just like on ur SS when i see a blue cloud arround you x))  that proves how shit you and your teammate you are when you take a SS of every kill lol!

-Still shokkz you're right on a point,truth on ground says that whenever i show up you're nowhere to be found on map except on spawn,and when you get supposed you need to relog every 15mins to reset your score  ;D ;D

-anyway tnx you for embarrassing yourself and i'm glad that i made you post two posts today,this forum is +one year old you've 6posts now x)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Crash on July 18, 2017, 10:19:24 pm
^
Take a painkiller bruh ::)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on July 19, 2017, 09:14:13 am
http://imgur.com/a/9CU2H

Oh my little friend , you have a big luck that i don't record your rape :V
u can show 100 videos , But the truth is known on the ground my son :D
And still I have many more photos where I make you go embarrassed

Adios <3

HAHA Stupidity that what happens when you stay with indians for a long period of time or mb effect of being pwnt hard!!!!he doesnot know that when he trade 10deaths for a kill its still a lose for him  x)
i'mnot a god or a hacker(Like your teammates) to dont die in a game, i mean Cmon even a random guy can kill me if i'm having a bad day or if i'm overwhelmed just like on ur SS when i see a blue cloud arround you x))  that proves how shit you and your teammate you are when you take a SS of every kill lol!

-Still shokkz you're right on a point,truth on ground says that whenever i show up you're nowhere to be found on map except on spawn,and when you get supposed you need to relog every 15mins to reset your score  ;D ;D

-anyway tnx you for embarrassing yourself and i'm glad that i made you post two posts today,this forum is +one year old you've 6posts now x)

He took the SS just to make u stfu, else there is nothing new in raping you.. right? You are too stupid to know that. So according to you if you post a pic/video of killing us, you are oro but someone else did he embarrasses himself ? You don't make sense. You problem is that you take the game seriously, bad for you.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Finisher on July 19, 2017, 10:44:24 am
Sorry for posting here, stay on the topic pls

Regards ,
-Fares.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on July 19, 2017, 06:22:28 pm
Sorry for posting here, stay on the topic pls

Regards ,
-Fares.
You better change your signature because it is off-humanity
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rolan on July 19, 2017, 07:08:19 pm
Sorry for posting here, stay on the topic pls

Regards ,
-Fares.
You better change your signature because it is off-humanity

You know what I don't like about people like you?
Using big words and words with a lot of meaning with no point at all!
Our world could be better place if you could take things easier friend.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on July 19, 2017, 08:13:34 pm
Sorry for posting here, stay on the topic pls

Regards ,
-Fares.

Yay!!!! congrats you embarrassed me omg i can't say anything
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Crash on July 19, 2017, 09:08:29 pm
Like Fares said,and Finisha quoted him,stop filling this thread with trash. Delete the off topic posts,plsm8
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on July 20, 2017, 12:04:28 pm
Sorry for posting here, stay on the topic pls

Regards ,
-Fares.
You better change your signature because it is off-humanity

You know what I don't like about people like you?
Using big words and words with a lot of meaning with no point at all!
Our world could be better place if you could take things easier friend.
Umm something provoked me.
I'm sorry for that
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on July 27, 2017, 08:03:25 am
lol'ed hard ;D

Haber querido amigo, para empezar baja un poco tu nivel al escribir, yo no se que mierda tengan que ver 2 amigos y sus cuentas conmigo, yo público mi apelación cuando se ne de la puta gana, no se que parte de amigos jugando en un cyber para divertirse no entiendes, tu range ban me lo paso por los huevos, quien mierda te ha hecho pensar a ti perro de mierda que eres superior a nosotros?, te lo pongo claro maricon de mierda, si use hacks que! Que va a pasar, tu crees que te tengo miedo? Para mi eres un imbécil mas huevon, extranjero de mierda, me llega al pene tus servidores, es mas no necesito que me quites la prohibicion, deja a mis amigos fuera de esto y déjalos tranquilo cabrón, esto es entre tu y yo hijo de puta, a si que ya sabes yo hago mi apelación cuando se me de la puta gana, existen miles de juegos para pasar el rato perro de mierda y el range ban meteselo al culo de tu madre y si no entiendes lo que dice busca al pinche frez o quien mierda quieras, chupale el pene y que te lo lea pinche asqueroso.
Creo que fui claro, adiós cabrón ✌
Translation
Quote
To have wanted friend, to begin lowing your level a little while writing, I do not know what shit have to see 2 friends and their accounts with me, I public my appeal when he does not win the whore, I do not know what part of friends playing in a Cyber ​​to have fun you do not understand, your range ban I spend it for the eggs, who shit made you think you shit dog that you are superior to us ?, I make it clear fucking maricon, if you use hacks it! What's going to happen, you think I'm afraid of you? For me you're an idiot but shit, foreigner of shit, I get to the penis your servers, it's more I do not need you to take the prohibition, leave my friends out of this and leave them quiet bastard, this is between you and me son of a bitch , If you already know I make my appeal when I get the bitch wins, there are thousands of games to hang dog shit and range ban meteselo to your mother's ass and if you do not understand what it says look for the pinche frez Or who fucking want, suck the penis and you read it sucks.
I think I was clear, bye bastard
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Bully on July 27, 2017, 08:53:11 am
lmao twelvies are getting really submissive these days .
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: ZetSu on July 27, 2017, 09:09:20 am
lol'ed hard ;D

Haber querido amigo, para empezar baja un poco tu nivel al escribir, yo no se que mierda tengan que ver 2 amigos y sus cuentas conmigo, yo público mi apelación cuando se ne de la puta gana, no se que parte de amigos jugando en un cyber para divertirse no entiendes, tu range ban me lo paso por los huevos, quien mierda te ha hecho pensar a ti perro de mierda que eres superior a nosotros?, te lo pongo claro maricon de mierda, si use hacks que! Que va a pasar, tu crees que te tengo miedo? Para mi eres un imbécil mas huevon, extranjero de mierda, me llega al pene tus servidores, es mas no necesito que me quites la prohibicion, deja a mis amigos fuera de esto y déjalos tranquilo cabrón, esto es entre tu y yo hijo de puta, a si que ya sabes yo hago mi apelación cuando se me de la puta gana, existen miles de juegos para pasar el rato perro de mierda y el range ban meteselo al culo de tu madre y si no entiendes lo que dice busca al pinche frez o quien mierda quieras, chupale el pene y que te lo lea pinche asqueroso.
Creo que fui claro, adiós cabrón ✌
Translation
Quote
To have wanted friend, to begin lowing your level a little while writing, I do not know what shit have to see 2 friends and their accounts with me, I public my appeal when he does not win the whore, I do not know what part of friends playing in a Cyber ​​to have fun you do not understand, your range ban I spend it for the eggs, who shit made you think you shit dog that you are superior to us ?, I make it clear fucking maricon, if you use hacks it! What's going to happen, you think I'm afraid of you? For me you're an idiot but shit, foreigner of shit, I get to the penis your servers, it's more I do not need you to take the prohibition, leave my friends out of this and leave them quiet bastard, this is between you and me son of a bitch , If you already know I make my appeal when I get the bitch wins, there are thousands of games to hang dog shit and range ban meteselo to your mother's ass and if you do not understand what it says look for the pinche frez Or who fucking want, suck the penis and you read it sucks.
I think I was clear, bye bastard
You won't believe what other insults this quote has. I laughed hard when I saw this. The translation it's not good enough to see the beauty of the message.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on July 27, 2017, 09:26:54 am
You won't believe what other insults this quote has. I laughed hard when I saw this. The translation it's not good enough to see the beauty of the message.
If you have time, please translate :D Don't let us miss the fun ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on July 27, 2017, 10:06:43 am
You won't believe what other insults this quote has. I laughed hard when I saw this. The translation it's not good enough to see the beauty of the message.
If you have time, please translate :D Don't let us miss the fun ;D
XD This is a lot of insult.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Frez on July 27, 2017, 12:03:43 pm
Haber querido amigo, para empezar baja un poco tu nivel al escribir, yo no se que mierda tengan que ver 2 amigos y sus cuentas conmigo, yo público mi apelación cuando se ne de la puta gana, no se que parte de amigos jugando en un cyber para divertirse no entiendes, tu range ban me lo paso por los huevos, quien mierda te ha hecho pensar a ti perro de mierda que eres superior a nosotros?, te lo pongo claro maricon de mierda, si use hacks que! Que va a pasar, tu crees que te tengo miedo? Para mi eres un imbécil mas huevon, extranjero de mierda, me llega al pene tus servidores, es mas no necesito que me quites la prohibicion, deja a mis amigos fuera de esto y déjalos tranquilo cabrón, esto es entre tu y yo hijo de puta, a si que ya sabes yo hago mi apelación cuando se me de la puta gana, existen miles de juegos para pasar el rato perro de mierda y el range ban meteselo al culo de tu madre y si no entiendes lo que dice busca al pinche frez o quien mierda quieras, chupale el pene y que te lo lea pinche asqueroso.
Creo que fui claro, adiós cabrón ✌
huehuehue! :v
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Spectre on July 27, 2017, 12:46:40 pm
[LoD]s in a nutshell


Btw, if this was old PTP, Tenshi would have banned the entire clan because of this haha
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on July 27, 2017, 12:49:33 pm
[LoD]s in a nutshell


Btw, if this was old PTP, Tenshi would have banned the entire clan because of this haha
Lol Whole Peru was banned in last PTP
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Spectre on July 27, 2017, 12:58:36 pm
Lol Whole Peru was banned in last PTP

Not just them, China as well
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Miau on July 27, 2017, 01:29:36 pm
Omg... I almost choked when I read it. And the auto translation isn't even half as funny as the original
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Storm on July 27, 2017, 01:31:57 pm
Quote
To have wanted friend, to begin lowing your level a little while writing, I do not know what shit have to see 2 friends and their accounts with me, I public my appeal when he does not win the whore, I do not know what part of friends playing in a Cyber ​​to have fun you do not understand, your range ban I spend it for the eggs, who shit made you think you shit dog that you are superior to us ?, I make it clear fucking maricon, if you use hacks it! What's going to happen, you think I'm afraid of you? For me you're an idiot but shit, foreigner of shit, I get to the penis your servers, it's more I do not need you to take the prohibition, leave my friends out of this and leave them quiet bastard, this is between you and me son of a bitch , If you already know I make my appeal when I get the bitch wins, there are thousands of games to hang dog shit and range ban meteselo to your mother's ass and if you do not understand what it says look for the pinche frez Or who fucking want, suck the penis and you read it sucks.
I think I was clear, bye bastard


(https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Jackie-Chan-WTF.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on July 27, 2017, 04:43:16 pm
Lol Whole Peru was banned in last PTP

Not just them, China as well
Who hacks from China xD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on July 27, 2017, 04:58:26 pm
Lol Whole Peru was banned in last PTP

Not just them, China as well
Who hacks from China xD

Not just one or two guys getting banned, he banned the whole country



lol'ed hard ;D

Haber querido amigo, para empezar baja un poco tu nivel al escribir, yo no se que mierda tengan que ver 2 amigos y sus cuentas conmigo, yo público mi apelación cuando se ne de la puta gana, no se que parte de amigos jugando en un cyber para divertirse no entiendes, tu range ban me lo paso por los huevos, quien mierda te ha hecho pensar a ti perro de mierda que eres superior a nosotros?, te lo pongo claro maricon de mierda, si use hacks que! Que va a pasar, tu crees que te tengo miedo? Para mi eres un imbécil mas huevon, extranjero de mierda, me llega al pene tus servidores, es mas no necesito que me quites la prohibicion, deja a mis amigos fuera de esto y déjalos tranquilo cabrón, esto es entre tu y yo hijo de puta, a si que ya sabes yo hago mi apelación cuando se me de la puta gana, existen miles de juegos para pasar el rato perro de mierda y el range ban meteselo al culo de tu madre y si no entiendes lo que dice busca al pinche frez o quien mierda quieras, chupale el pene y que te lo lea pinche asqueroso.
Creo que fui claro, adiós cabrón ✌
Translation
Quote
To have wanted friend, to begin lowing your level a little while writing, I do not know what shit have to see 2 friends and their accounts with me, I public my appeal when he does not win the whore, I do not know what part of friends playing in a Cyber ​​to have fun you do not understand, your range ban I spend it for the eggs, who shit made you think you shit dog that you are superior to us ?, I make it clear fucking maricon, if you use hacks it! What's going to happen, you think I'm afraid of you? For me you're an idiot but shit, foreigner of shit, I get to the penis your servers, it's more I do not need you to take the prohibition, leave my friends out of this and leave them quiet bastard, this is between you and me son of a bitch , If you already know I make my appeal when I get the bitch wins, there are thousands of games to hang dog shit and range ban meteselo to your mother's ass and if you do not understand what it says look for the pinche frez Or who fucking want, suck the penis and you read it sucks.
I think I was clear, bye bastard

Rofl
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Arabiane on August 02, 2017, 12:30:24 pm
(https://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/863982Untitled.png)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on August 02, 2017, 01:00:33 pm
(https://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/863982Untitled.png)
lmao they can't even write their own story..
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Storm on August 02, 2017, 01:21:58 pm
(https://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/863982Untitled.png)

What do we expect from those people lol. Their pings are higher than their IQ
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Ege on August 02, 2017, 02:38:58 pm
(https://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/863982Untitled.png)

What do we expect from those people lol. Their pings are higher than their IQ

Well... Technically that goes for majority of the non-European players :p
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on August 02, 2017, 03:39:47 pm
(https://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/863982Untitled.png)

What do we expect from those people lol. Their pings are higher than their IQ
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
SAVAGE!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Drama on August 02, 2017, 03:41:00 pm
(https://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/863982Untitled.png)
@Madafaka(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcScZVJZDva-1x_RoT6WbpohpdqInawtidC7kkvuScWdJMRkprtO8-T6qb_7ug)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Aksel on August 02, 2017, 06:30:04 pm
(https://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/863982Untitled.png)

What do we expect from those people lol. Their pings are higher than their IQ
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
SAVAGE!

indians arenot any better!!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Skipper on August 02, 2017, 06:53:30 pm
(https://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/863982Untitled.png)

What do we expect from those people lol. Their pings are higher than their IQ
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
SAVAGE!

indians arenot any better!!


Meanwhile behind the screen of a LoD...
                                    (https://i.imgur.com/rEM1uvV.gif)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Bully on August 02, 2017, 08:10:13 pm
(https://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/863982Untitled.png)

What do we expect from those people lol. Their pings are higher than their IQ
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
SAVAGE!

indians are not any better!!
Sure , mr. Einstein)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Magic on August 03, 2017, 12:31:34 am
lol'ed hard ;D

Haber querido amigo, para empezar baja un poco tu nivel al escribir, yo no se que mierda tengan que ver 2 amigos y sus cuentas conmigo, yo público mi apelación cuando se ne de la puta gana, no se que parte de amigos jugando en un cyber para divertirse no entiendes, tu range ban me lo paso por los huevos, quien mierda te ha hecho pensar a ti perro de mierda que eres superior a nosotros?, te lo pongo claro maricon de mierda, si use hacks que! Que va a pasar, tu crees que te tengo miedo? Para mi eres un imbécil mas huevon, extranjero de mierda, me llega al pene tus servidores, es mas no necesito que me quites la prohibicion, deja a mis amigos fuera de esto y déjalos tranquilo cabrón, esto es entre tu y yo hijo de puta, a si que ya sabes yo hago mi apelación cuando se me de la puta gana, existen miles de juegos para pasar el rato perro de mierda y el range ban meteselo al culo de tu madre y si no entiendes lo que dice busca al pinche frez o quien mierda quieras, chupale el pene y que te lo lea pinche asqueroso.
Creo que fui claro, adiós cabrón ✌
Translation
Quote
To have wanted friend, to begin lowing your level a little while writing, I do not know what shit have to see 2 friends and their accounts with me, I public my appeal when he does not win the whore, I do not know what part of friends playing in a Cyber ​​to have fun you do not understand, your range ban I spend it for the eggs, who shit made you think you shit dog that you are superior to us ?, I make it clear fucking maricon, if you use hacks it! What's going to happen, you think I'm afraid of you? For me you're an idiot but shit, foreigner of shit, I get to the penis your servers, it's more I do not need you to take the prohibition, leave my friends out of this and leave them quiet bastard, this is between you and me son of a bitch , If you already know I make my appeal when I get the bitch wins, there are thousands of games to hang dog shit and range ban meteselo to your mother's ass and if you do not understand what it says look for the pinche frez Or who fucking want, suck the penis and you read it sucks.
I think I was clear, bye bastard
Lol he sayed "i think im clear"
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on August 03, 2017, 07:45:24 am
(https://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/863982Untitled.png)

What do we expect from those people lol. Their pings are higher than their IQ
and I see this comment I was like;

(http://i.imgur.com/ScRGrZP.gif?noredirect)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on August 03, 2017, 11:23:00 am
(https://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/863982Untitled.png)

What do we expect from those people lol. Their pings are higher than their IQ
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
SAVAGE!

indians arenot any better!!
Well there are some whose pings are lower than IQ
Take Pistol, he has 214 IQ and he gets 200 PING.
BUT PISTOL IS NOT HERE ANYMORE, TODAY HE DIED IN CAR ACCIDENT.
Pistol was diagnosed with AIDS and due to this accident, he suffered minor injuries through which he died :(
R.I.P Pistol
This IQ was only known to me tho
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Epps™ on August 03, 2017, 12:15:30 pm
Well there are some whose pings are lower than IQ
Take Pistol, he has 214 IQ and he gets 200 PING.
BUT PISTOL IS NOT HERE ANYMORE, TODAY HE DIED IN CAR ACCIDENT.
Pistol was diagnosed with AIDS and due to this accident, he suffered minor injuries through which he died :(
R.I.P Pistol
This IQ was only known to me tho
Deja Vu
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Drama on August 03, 2017, 02:55:42 pm
indians arenot any better!!
What do u mean?
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Matt on August 03, 2017, 05:18:30 pm
Lol Whole Peru was banned in last PTP

Not just them, China as well
Who hacks from China xD

Not just one or two guys getting banned, he banned the whole country
He banned Peru due to ban evasions and China due to server attacks
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shawkhawk did nothing wrong! on August 03, 2017, 09:30:16 pm
(https://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/863982Untitled.png)

What do we expect from those people lol. Their pings are higher than their IQ
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
SAVAGE!

indians arenot any better!!
Well there are some whose pings are lower than IQ
Take Pistol, he has 214 IQ and he gets 200 PING.
BUT PISTOL IS NOT HERE ANYMORE, TODAY HE DIED IN CAR ACCIDENT.
Pistol was diagnosed with AIDS and due to this accident, he suffered minor injuries through which he died :(
R.I.P Pistol
This IQ was only known to me tho
My high IQ saved my life. :-) don't worry LP! I'm alive.
And sorry aksel maybe you'll like us more if we start writing essays in our unban appeal, in fact i'll write one in hindi for you. :D

Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on August 04, 2017, 11:36:44 am
Just a few quotes from a room of 20 players playing on same internet. (not a cyber cafe!).. I think you know who I mean :D

(http://i.imgur.com/RBOqlH5.jpg)

Note: No any discrimination..
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Storm on August 04, 2017, 01:58:18 pm
Just a few quotes from a room of 20 players playing on same internet. (not a cyber cafe!).. I think you know who I mean :D

(http://i.imgur.com/RBOqlH5.jpg)

Note: No any discrimination..

Hey bro, you're banned?!

Guess what, me too!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on August 04, 2017, 05:14:40 pm
Just a few quotes from a room of 20 players playing on same internet. (not a cyber cafe!).. I think you know who I mean :D

(http://i.imgur.com/RBOqlH5.jpg)

Note: No any discrimination..

Hey bro, you're banned?!

Guess what, me too!
Aaw guess what ill get unban you see ill cry if they dont
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on August 04, 2017, 07:57:31 pm
Just a few quotes from a room of 20 players playing on same internet. (not a cyber cafe!).. I think you know who I mean :D

(http://i.imgur.com/RBOqlH5.jpg)

Note: No any discrimination..
Imao lol
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on August 05, 2017, 02:33:25 am
Just a few quotes from a room of 20 players playing on same internet. (not a cyber cafe!).. I think you know who I mean :D

(http://i.imgur.com/RBOqlH5.jpg)

Note: No any discrimination..

Rofl
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: IDAN on August 05, 2017, 12:13:46 pm
Just a few quotes from a room of 20 players playing on same internet. (not a cyber cafe!).. I think you know who I mean :D

(http://i.imgur.com/RBOqlH5.jpg)

Note: No any discrimination..

LOL
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: MAR. on August 08, 2017, 12:08:00 am
Quote
GotemGT
« on: Yesterday at 04:19:47 am »
• Players' name:GotemGT
• Date it occurred:06/08/2017
• Reason for the report (Go into more detail about what they did):I was banned for ancheat because of a hacker player who was playing expensive on me then suddenly I was banned
Lmao!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: SoLoD on August 08, 2017, 03:16:03 am
Quote
GotemGT
« on: Yesterday at 04:19:47 am »
• Players' name:GotemGT
• Date it occurred:06/08/2017
• Reason for the report (Go into more detail about what they did):I was banned for ancheat because of a hacker player who was playing expensive on me then suddenly I was banned
Lmao!
Because when you take something expensive to let someone to play you, you probably will be punished.
Not sure if prostitution is banned on ptp tho.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Arabiane on August 08, 2017, 04:16:42 am
just for fun , who knews "death note" anime will get this  ;D
found this book on the street :
(https://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/348722UntitledF4RF4R.png)
(https://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/353171Untitled.png)
(https://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/20844253572e67c8272872d24e7dab5large.jpg)
cargo you are next on my list <3 or should i write skitole jaja  ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on August 08, 2017, 05:38:52 am
just for fun , who knews "death note" anime will get this  ;D
found this book on the street :
(https://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/348722UntitledF4RF4R.png)
(https://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/353171Untitled.png)
(https://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/20844253572e67c8272872d24e7dab5large.jpg)
cargo you are next on my list <3 or should i write skitole jaja  ;D

Pistol!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on August 08, 2017, 07:50:15 am
just for fun , who knews "death note" anime will get this  ;D
found this book on the street :
(https://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/348722UntitledF4RF4R.png)
(https://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/353171Untitled.png)
(https://img4.hostingpics.net/pics/20844253572e67c8272872d24e7dab5large.jpg)
cargo you are next on my list <3 or should i write skitole jaja  ;D
LOL bad arab ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Saurabh on August 10, 2017, 08:15:13 am
We need an indian and a Filipino version of that Cybercafe pic xD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on August 10, 2017, 12:49:48 pm
We need an indian and a Filipino version of that Cybercafe pic xD
Call HunterBC!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Storm on August 10, 2017, 01:01:14 pm
We need an indian and a Filipino version of that Cybercafe pic xD

There is already a Filipino version. Check my post in PTP Screenshots and Videos :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GlennN on August 16, 2017, 09:54:10 am
Quote
<PBBot2>: [Terrorist ID: 18] IBRAHIM_ALMOMANI: mf bitch kos omak//////////////////////////////////
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 18] IBRAHIM_ALMOMANI: mf bitch kos omak///////////////////////////////////
<PBBot1>: [Terrorist ID: 18] IBRAHIM_ALMOMANI: mf bitch kos omak////////////////////////////////////
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 18] IBRAHIM_ALMOMANI: mf bitch kos omak/////////////////////////////////////
<PBBot1>: [Terrorist ID: 18] IBRAHIM_ALMOMANI: mf bitch kos omak//////////////////////////////////////
<PBBot2>: [Terrorist ID: 18] IBRAHIM_ALMOMANI: mf bitch kos omak///////////////////////////////////////
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 18] IBRAHIM_ALMOMANI: mf bitch kos omak////////////////////////////////////////
<PBBot3>: * IBRAHIM_ALMOMANI (ID: 18) has been banned for: Spam
<PBBot2>: [18] *** IBRAHIM_ALMOMANI left the game. (Removed) + [Report: X: 367 , Y: -57 , Z: 1002 | H: 100 , A: 0 ]
Good riddance ::)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: MAR. on August 16, 2017, 04:32:48 pm
Quote
<PBBot2>: [Terrorist ID: 18] IBRAHIM_ALMOMANI: mf bitch kos omak//////////////////////////////////
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 18] IBRAHIM_ALMOMANI: mf bitch kos omak///////////////////////////////////
<PBBot1>: [Terrorist ID: 18] IBRAHIM_ALMOMANI: mf bitch kos omak////////////////////////////////////
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 18] IBRAHIM_ALMOMANI: mf bitch kos omak/////////////////////////////////////
<PBBot1>: [Terrorist ID: 18] IBRAHIM_ALMOMANI: mf bitch kos omak//////////////////////////////////////
<PBBot2>: [Terrorist ID: 18] IBRAHIM_ALMOMANI: mf bitch kos omak///////////////////////////////////////
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 18] IBRAHIM_ALMOMANI: mf bitch kos omak////////////////////////////////////////
<PBBot3>: * IBRAHIM_ALMOMANI (ID: 18) has been banned for: Spam
<PBBot2>: [18] *** IBRAHIM_ALMOMANI left the game. (Removed) + [Report: X: 367 , Y: -57 , Z: 1002 | H: 100 , A: 0 ]
Good riddance ::)
Did he get kicked first?
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on August 16, 2017, 05:03:32 pm
Quote
<PBBot2>: [Terrorist ID: 18] IBRAHIM_ALMOMANI: mf bitch kos omak//////////////////////////////////
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 18] IBRAHIM_ALMOMANI: mf bitch kos omak///////////////////////////////////
<PBBot1>: [Terrorist ID: 18] IBRAHIM_ALMOMANI: mf bitch kos omak////////////////////////////////////
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 18] IBRAHIM_ALMOMANI: mf bitch kos omak/////////////////////////////////////
<PBBot1>: [Terrorist ID: 18] IBRAHIM_ALMOMANI: mf bitch kos omak//////////////////////////////////////
<PBBot2>: [Terrorist ID: 18] IBRAHIM_ALMOMANI: mf bitch kos omak///////////////////////////////////////
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 18] IBRAHIM_ALMOMANI: mf bitch kos omak////////////////////////////////////////
<PBBot3>: * IBRAHIM_ALMOMANI (ID: 18) has been banned for: Spam
<PBBot2>: [18] *** IBRAHIM_ALMOMANI left the game. (Removed) + [Report: X: 367 , Y: -57 , Z: 1002 | H: 100 , A: 0 ]
Good riddance ::)
XX i remember him crying 😢 😢
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Aksel on August 23, 2017, 11:20:56 pm
(https://image.ibb.co/nhTgp5/Capture_d_cran_331.png)


pretty much geeegeee
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Hito on August 24, 2017, 12:15:59 am
(https://image.ibb.co/nhTgp5/Capture_d_cran_331.png)


pretty much geeegeee
But but ... :-\  >:(
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: M a k a v e l i . on August 24, 2017, 01:21:50 am
(https://image.ibb.co/nhTgp5/Capture_d_cran_331.png)


pretty much geeegeee
HAHA busted
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on August 24, 2017, 08:49:41 am
(https://image.ibb.co/nhTgp5/Capture_d_cran_331.png)


pretty much geeegeee
Because you are ez!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: MAR. on August 24, 2017, 12:56:22 pm
(https://image.ibb.co/nhTgp5/Capture_d_cran_331.png)


pretty much geeegeee
Sasha have dick?
But but ... :-\  >:(
thought SHE has pussy lmao
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: EnGin on August 24, 2017, 03:41:44 pm
(https://image.ibb.co/nhTgp5/Capture_d_cran_331.png)


pretty much geeegeee
Sasha have dick?
But but ... :-\  >:(
thought SHE has pussy lmao

Your personal text has bugged the forums.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Storm on August 24, 2017, 10:14:40 pm
(https://image.ibb.co/nhTgp5/Capture_d_cran_331.png)


pretty much geeegeee


Damn he got exposed
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Ege on August 29, 2017, 01:21:14 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=2230.msg19139#new

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=2217.0

Not sure if I should laugh or feel sad...
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Yash on August 29, 2017, 01:33:47 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=2230.msg19139#new

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=2217.0

Not sure if I should laugh or feel sad...
RIP SWAT vs Terrorist xD
BTW
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=2226.0
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=398.msg2590#msg2590
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: MAR. on August 29, 2017, 01:36:31 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=2230.msg19139#new

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=2217.0

Not sure if I should laugh or feel sad...
U should fell sad
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Ege on August 29, 2017, 01:44:39 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=2230.msg19139#new

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=2217.0

Not sure if I should laugh or feel sad...
U should fell sad

Actually I'd rather laugh at it because it's actually funny. But also I feel sad for you that you think you have what it takes to be a mod and apply for it altough it is obvious that you have lack of even basic SA-MP knowledge.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Spectre on August 29, 2017, 01:44:54 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=2230.msg19139#new

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=2217.0

Not sure if I should laugh or feel sad...

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/776/656/757.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: AruN. on August 29, 2017, 01:57:43 pm
for u GgT :3
Application for GgT: Accepted.
? Im IDF LMAO
(https://img11.hostingpics.net/pics/221703addtextcomMTU1MDQxMzQ3MDYx.jpg) (https://www.hostingpics.net/viewer.php?id=221703addtextcomMTU1MDQxMzQ3MDYx.jpg)

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=2230.msg19139#new
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=2217.0
Not sure if I should laugh or feel sad...

True
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: EnGin on August 29, 2017, 01:59:45 pm
False statements,
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Skittles on August 29, 2017, 02:45:08 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=2230.msg19139#new

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=2217.0

Not sure if I should laugh or feel sad...
U should fell sad

Actually I'd rather laugh at it because it's actually funny. But also I feel sad for you that you think you have what it takes to be a mod and apply for it altough it is obvious that you have lack of even basic SA-MP knowledge.


Look who's talking  ::)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Ege on August 29, 2017, 02:50:43 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=2230.msg19139#new

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=2217.0

Not sure if I should laugh or feel sad...
U should fell sad

Actually I'd rather laugh at it because it's actually funny. But also I feel sad for you that you think you have what it takes to be a mod and apply for it altough it is obvious that you have lack of even basic SA-MP knowledge.


Look who's talking  ::)

Duelk ????
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on August 29, 2017, 03:30:49 pm
Ouch My Sad Fell Help me Pick it Up
Quote from: MoroCCan$tAr
U should fell sad
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Crash on August 29, 2017, 05:48:35 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/bI1BV1K.png)
 ;D ;D ;D ;
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shawkhawk did nothing wrong! on August 29, 2017, 05:57:49 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/bI1BV1K.png)
 ;D ;D ;D ;
Lol I tried to click on that link.
Clickbait101
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on August 29, 2017, 10:19:21 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/bI1BV1K.png)
 ;D ;D ;D ;
Lol I tried to click on that link.
Clickbait101
420
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Finisher on September 02, 2017, 12:17:21 pm
The end of a legendary kifla

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=209.msg1191#msg1191
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Spectre on September 02, 2017, 01:12:11 pm
The end of a legendary kifla

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=209.msg1191#msg1191

I like this one (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?PHPSESSID=5anqkclngca2j7jc09onkb0rp6&topic=2241.msg20026#new) better tbh
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on September 02, 2017, 03:37:52 pm
The end of a legendary kifla

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=209.msg1191#msg1191

I like this one (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?PHPSESSID=5anqkclngca2j7jc09onkb0rp6&topic=2241.msg20026#new) better tbh
Both is tragedy, not funny at all. But I like tragedy ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Storm on September 02, 2017, 03:43:40 pm
The end of a legendary kifla

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=209.msg1191#msg1191

I like this one (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?PHPSESSID=5anqkclngca2j7jc09onkb0rp6&topic=2241.msg20026#new) better tbh

Sad day for PTP ;(
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on September 02, 2017, 04:57:04 pm
The end of a legendary kifla

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=209.msg1191#msg1191

I like this one (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?PHPSESSID=5anqkclngca2j7jc09onkb0rp6&topic=2241.msg20026#new) better tbh

Sad day for PTP ;(
Why did this happen
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: EnGin on September 02, 2017, 05:06:34 pm
The end of a legendary kifla

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=209.msg1191#msg1191

I like this one (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?PHPSESSID=5anqkclngca2j7jc09onkb0rp6&topic=2241.msg20026#new) better tbh

Sad day for PTP ;(
Why did this happen

Only old faggots can know this, not new ones.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: M a k a v e l i . on September 02, 2017, 05:20:33 pm
The end of a legendary kifla

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=209.msg1191#msg1191

I like this one (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?PHPSESSID=5anqkclngca2j7jc09onkb0rp6&topic=2241.msg20026#new) better tbh

This topic aint called "Savage level Fimpen" but "Funny PTP Quotes", just saying.

Regards, Makaveli.  ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Aksel on September 02, 2017, 08:01:19 pm
The end of a legendary kifla

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=209.msg1191#msg1191

I like this one (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?PHPSESSID=5anqkclngca2j7jc09onkb0rp6&topic=2241.msg20026#new) better tbh

This topic aint called "Savage level Fimpen" but "Funny PTP Quotes", just saying.

Regards, Makaveli.  ;D

and you are sorry for posting here!!!!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Maddy on September 12, 2017, 12:10:30 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/IQ1GAXx.png)

How Innocent..
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Jasmine on September 12, 2017, 03:14:04 pm
The end of a legendary kifla

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=209.msg1191#msg1191

I like this one (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?PHPSESSID=5anqkclngca2j7jc09onkb0rp6&topic=2241.msg20026#new) better tbh

This topic aint called "Savage level Fimpen" but "Funny PTP Quotes", just saying.

Regards, Makaveli.  ;D

and you are sorry for posting here!!!!
:P
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Jasmine on September 12, 2017, 03:15:09 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/IQ1GAXx.png)

How Innocent..
:cccccccccccccccccccccccccc
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shark_The_Helicopter on September 16, 2017, 09:11:44 am
(https://i.imgur.com/IQ1GAXx.png)

How Innocent..

LOL REKT.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: M a k a v e l i . on September 21, 2017, 02:39:33 pm
Happy birthday
fri
LoL
idd :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shark_The_Helicopter on September 21, 2017, 06:50:12 pm
These Invalid Ban Appeals crack me up lolol.

(https://preview.ibb.co/bARw8k/lol.png) (https://ibb.co/jmgk15)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on September 26, 2017, 02:38:34 pm
Quote
[17:50:12] PM from Yo_mama_Joker(7): so whats happening since i leftr
[17:50:20] PM to Yo_mama_Joker(7): u wiz
[17:50:37] PM from Yo_mama_Joker(7): yea dont tell anyone i wont hack
[17:50:42] PM to Yo_mama_Joker(7): WOW
[17:50:50] PM to Yo_mama_Joker(7): WELL ME AND PISTOL GOT MARRIED
[17:51:00] PM from Yo_mama_Joker(7): dude the admins cheated me
[17:51:11] PM to Yo_mama_Joker(7): JONNE DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT  DURING HOLIDAYS
[17:51:28] PM from Yo_mama_Joker(7): so who is controlling the server
[17:51:43] PM to Yo_mama_Joker(7): your boi LP
[17:51:57] PM from Yo_mama_Joker(7): dude dont joke plz or i will hack
[17:52:33] PM to Yo_mama_Joker(7): man really i am an undercover mod now
[17:53:02] PM from Yo_mama_Joker(7): brw jonne said i can get unbanned after 6 mnths but he ignored me on site and deletes my posts
[17:53:16] PM to Yo_mama_Joker(7): yo he died
[17:53:31] PM from Yo_mama_Joker(7): before he died
[17:53:39] * You have reported Yo_mama_Joker (ID:7) for: WIZ_khalifa back again
[17:53:39] * Info: Your team: Civilian | Yo_mama_Joker team: Security
[17:53:39] * Info: Yo_mama_Joker (ID:7) is still under spawn protection
[17:53:41] <Yo_mama_Joker> {999999}(7) {FFFFFF}presi i am expert helper
[17:53:47] PM to Yo_mama_Joker(7): man i dont care
[17:53:54] PM to Yo_mama_Joker(7): hack again and try
[17:53:58] PM from Yo_mama_Joker(7): are u a moderator
[17:53:59] PM to Yo_mama_Joker(7): dont ever try to hack
[17:54:05] PM to Yo_mama_Joker(7): yes
[17:54:10] PM from Yo_mama_Joker(7): proof
[17:54:14] PM to Yo_mama_Joker(7): i am trying to talk you out of it
[17:54:22] PM to Yo_mama_Joker(7): yourcase has been handed to me
[17:54:27] PM from Yo_mama_Joker(7): brw everyone shld be given a chance
[17:54:30] PM to Yo_mama_Joker(7): proof kay?
[17:54:34] PM from Yo_mama_Joker(7): no wait
[17:54:36] PM to Yo_mama_Joker(7): man you evaded a lot
[17:54:55] PM to Yo_mama_Joker(7): so i will talk to senior admins
[17:54:56] PM from Yo_mama_Joker(7): after that i talked to cobra and he said to post a ban appeal
[17:55:05] PM to Yo_mama_Joker(7): tell me that you are adam only?
[17:55:14] PM from Yo_mama_Joker(7): and i did but admins delete my posts and i am adam
[17:55:17] PM to Yo_mama_Joker(7): i will personally take care of your case
[17:55:21] PM from Yo_mama_Joker(7): i wont hack
[17:55:30] PM to Yo_mama_Joker(7): but AC is sending me reports
[17:55:40] PM to Yo_mama_Joker(7): i ain't banning you again because we are talking
[17:55:50] PM from Yo_mama_Joker(7): lol i havent even used a mod
[17:56:02] PM from Yo_mama_Joker(7): i am just driving in a car
[17:56:06] PM to Yo_mama_Joker(7): BUT
[17:56:35] PM to Yo_mama_Joker(7): try saying in the main chat-'I AM wiz_khalifa and i am adam too i hacked"
[17:56:44] PM to Yo_mama_Joker(7): you will not be banned
[17:56:59] PM from Yo_mama_Joker(7): kick id 10 reason log in back i want prf
[17:57:17] PM to Yo_mama_Joker(7): i can't sorry this will be abuse
[17:57:24] PM from Yo_mama_Joker(7): kick me then
[17:57:29] PM to Yo_mama_Joker(7): NOPE
[17:57:40] PM to Yo_mama_Joker(7): I CANT
[17:57:48] PM to Yo_mama_Joker(7): I CANT KICK YOU WITHOUT REPORT
[17:57:49] PM from Yo_mama_Joker(7): why
[17:58:20] <Yo_mama_Joker> {999999}(7) {FFFFFF}someone report me
[17:58:49] <Yo_mama_Joker> {999999}(7) {FFFFFF}ANY ADMIN HERE PLZ PM ME I NEED TO TELL A HUGE ISSUE
[17:58:50] <Yo_mama_Joker> {999999}(7) {FFFFFF}ANY ADMIN HERE PLZ PM ME I NEED TO TELL A HUGE ISSUE
*meanwhile lohit reports him...
[17:59:03] <Yo_mama_Joker> {999999}(7) {FFFFFF}THANKS REPORT ME FOR KICK HIM
[17:59:12] PM from Yo_mama_Joker(7): U GOT SOME REPORTS
[17:59:43] PM to Yo_mama_Joker(7): no one is reporting
[18:00:16] PM to Yo_mama_Joker(7): I AM BUSY MAN I HAVE TO GO
XDDDDDDD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Panal_Abeja on September 26, 2017, 11:22:14 pm
jajaja xD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Pranesh on October 06, 2017, 09:43:59 am
Code: [Select]
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: omg i have a minigun YAYYY
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: BUT HOW
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: hacker!
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: ban
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: no not me
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: i swear
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: ;-;
<@PBBot1> 02[Terrorist ID: 18] [IDF]Chetan: ban him
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: you have a minigun
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: idk i swear
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: i took a ss
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: stulens had it
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: i'll report you now
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: OH GOD HOW DID IT COME IDEK ;-;
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: I SWEAR
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: EHWEHEHEE -=;-;
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: HELP ME
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: ;-;
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: I'm going to report you wait here
<@PBBot2> 02[Terrorist ID: 18] [IDF]Chetan: dont help hackers :-P
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: BUT PRANESH ITS NOT MY FAULT ;-;
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: You have a minigun
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 19] [pWn]Ege: we don't care
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: who else is at fault?
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 19] [pWn]Ege: You have a minigun, you're the one to blame
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: I DID NOTHING ;-; IT SUDDENLY CAME UP,FIRST STULENS HAD IT
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: lie
<@PBBot3> 02[Terrorist ID: 18] [IDF]Chetan: you hacker ;-P
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: ;-; IF I HAD HACKED WHY WOULD I EVEN TELL
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: IM MYSELF SHOCKED ;-;
<@PBBot1> 02[Terrorist ID: 18] [IDF]Chetan: lol
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: weapon spawner
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: you're getting a long ban
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: duudeee i swearrr ;-;
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: i have the ss
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: your time in Plan B is up
<@PBBot3> 02[Terrorist ID: 18] [IDF]Chetan: hacker gonna get banned
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: see... again
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: stop hacking already
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 7] That: aghhhh WHO EVER THE FUCK IS DOING THIS I SWEAR U GONNA DIE
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 7] That: cmon why would i even do it?
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 7] That: ;-;
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 19] [pWn]Ege: Lmao, lamest hacker I've ever seen
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 7] That: but i dont hack ;-;
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 7] That: ;---;
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 19] [pWn]Ege: Appearently hacking in front of players and trying to blame someone else
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 19] [pWn]Ege: Lame af
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 7] That: no ege i swear
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 7] That: ;-;
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 7] That: ;-; i did nothing
<@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 18] [IDF]Chetan: yoy gonna get banned
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: They will unban you in 2 months, maybe..
<@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 18] [IDF]Chetan: or maybe 6months
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 11] PussySlayer: :O omg
<@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 18] [IDF]Chetan: depends on your luck
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 7] That: I FCKING DID NOTHING! CHECK ME FOR FUCKS SAKE AIGHT?
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 11] PussySlayer: lol
<@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 8] Rock: lol
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: we did, i have ss of you spawning weapons
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: and giving others too
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: Nanibot agrees
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 7] That: I SPAWN NO SHIT ALRIGHT?
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: stop lying already, that will just increase youe ban period.
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 7] That: I FUCKING SWEAR K?
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 7] That: listen,i dont hack,i swear,idk what u thinkin but i didnt
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 3] [pWn]miVe75.: That im reporting you on foumrs
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 3] [pWn]miVe75.: i have proof
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 7] That: ._.
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 7] That: .__. ;-; gawd i did nothing
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 4] [RD]Mattski: theres nothing to hide bra
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 7] That: IM SAYIN THIS FCKING LAST TIME, I DONT FUCKING HACK AIGHT? STFU
<@PBBot3> [7] *** That left the game. (Left) + [Report: X: -376 , Y: -1436 , Z: 26 | H: 85 , A: 0 ]
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: That on October 06, 2017, 09:46:48 am
Code: [Select]
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: omg i have a minigun YAYYY
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: BUT HOW
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: hacker!
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: ban
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: no not me
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: i swear
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: ;-;
<@PBBot1> 02[Terrorist ID: 18] [IDF]Chetan: ban him
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: you have a minigun
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: idk i swear
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: i took a ss
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: stulens had it
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: i'll report you now
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: OH GOD HOW DID IT COME IDEK ;-;
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: I SWEAR
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: EHWEHEHEE -=;-;
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: HELP ME
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: ;-;
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: I'm going to report you wait here
<@PBBot2> 02[Terrorist ID: 18] [IDF]Chetan: dont help hackers :-P
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: BUT PRANESH ITS NOT MY FAULT ;-;
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: You have a minigun
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 19] [pWn]Ege: we don't care
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: who else is at fault?
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 19] [pWn]Ege: You have a minigun, you're the one to blame
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: I DID NOTHING ;-; IT SUDDENLY CAME UP,FIRST STULENS HAD IT
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: lie
<@PBBot3> 02[Terrorist ID: 18] [IDF]Chetan: you hacker ;-P
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: ;-; IF I HAD HACKED WHY WOULD I EVEN TELL
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: IM MYSELF SHOCKED ;-;
<@PBBot1> 02[Terrorist ID: 18] [IDF]Chetan: lol
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: weapon spawner
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: you're getting a long ban
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: duudeee i swearrr ;-;
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: i have the ss
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: your time in Plan B is up
<@PBBot3> 02[Terrorist ID: 18] [IDF]Chetan: hacker gonna get banned
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: see... again
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: stop hacking already
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 7] That: aghhhh WHO EVER THE FUCK IS DOING THIS I SWEAR U GONNA DIE
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 7] That: cmon why would i even do it?
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 7] That: ;-;
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 19] [pWn]Ege: Lmao, lamest hacker I've ever seen
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 7] That: but i dont hack ;-;
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 7] That: ;---;
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 19] [pWn]Ege: Appearently hacking in front of players and trying to blame someone else
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 19] [pWn]Ege: Lame af
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 7] That: no ege i swear
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 7] That: ;-;
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 7] That: ;-; i did nothing
<@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 18] [IDF]Chetan: yoy gonna get banned
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: They will unban you in 2 months, maybe..
<@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 18] [IDF]Chetan: or maybe 6months
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 11] PussySlayer: :O omg
<@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 18] [IDF]Chetan: depends on your luck
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 7] That: I FCKING DID NOTHING! CHECK ME FOR FUCKS SAKE AIGHT?
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 11] PussySlayer: lol
<@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 8] Rock: lol
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: we did, i have ss of you spawning weapons
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: and giving others too
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: Nanibot agrees
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 7] That: I SPAWN NO SHIT ALRIGHT?
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: stop lying already, that will just increase youe ban period.
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 7] That: I FUCKING SWEAR K?
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 7] That: listen,i dont hack,i swear,idk what u thinkin but i didnt
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 3] [pWn]miVe75.: That im reporting you on foumrs
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 3] [pWn]miVe75.: i have proof
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 7] That: ._.
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 7] That: .__. ;-; gawd i did nothing
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 4] [RD]Mattski: theres nothing to hide bra
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 7] That: IM SAYIN THIS FCKING LAST TIME, I DONT FUCKING HACK AIGHT? STFU
<@PBBot3> [7] *** That left the game. (Left) + [Report: X: -376 , Y: -1436 , Z: 26 | H: 85 , A: 0 ]

you making fun of me ehwehehehewehehe ;-;
i was really scared how did that come to me ;-; :'(
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Yan on October 06, 2017, 10:43:23 am
Code: [Select]
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: omg i have a minigun YAYYY
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: BUT HOW
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: hacker!
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: ban
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: no not me
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: i swear
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: ;-;
<@PBBot1> 02[Terrorist ID: 18] [IDF]Chetan: ban him
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: you have a minigun
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: idk i swear
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: i took a ss
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: stulens had it
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: i'll report you now
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: OH GOD HOW DID IT COME IDEK ;-;
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: I SWEAR
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: EHWEHEHEE -=;-;
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: HELP ME
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: ;-;
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: I'm going to report you wait here
<@PBBot2> 02[Terrorist ID: 18] [IDF]Chetan: dont help hackers :-P
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: BUT PRANESH ITS NOT MY FAULT ;-;
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: You have a minigun
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 19] [pWn]Ege: we don't care
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: who else is at fault?
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 19] [pWn]Ege: You have a minigun, you're the one to blame
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: I DID NOTHING ;-; IT SUDDENLY CAME UP,FIRST STULENS HAD IT
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: lie
<@PBBot3> 02[Terrorist ID: 18] [IDF]Chetan: you hacker ;-P
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: ;-; IF I HAD HACKED WHY WOULD I EVEN TELL
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: IM MYSELF SHOCKED ;-;
<@PBBot1> 02[Terrorist ID: 18] [IDF]Chetan: lol
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: weapon spawner
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: you're getting a long ban
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 7] That: duudeee i swearrr ;-;
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: i have the ss
<@PBBot1> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: your time in Plan B is up
<@PBBot3> 02[Terrorist ID: 18] [IDF]Chetan: hacker gonna get banned
<@PBBot3> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: see... again
<@PBBot2> 02[Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: stop hacking already
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 7] That: aghhhh WHO EVER THE FUCK IS DOING THIS I SWEAR U GONNA DIE
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 7] That: cmon why would i even do it?
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 7] That: ;-;
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 19] [pWn]Ege: Lmao, lamest hacker I've ever seen
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 7] That: but i dont hack ;-;
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 7] That: ;---;
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 19] [pWn]Ege: Appearently hacking in front of players and trying to blame someone else
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 19] [pWn]Ege: Lame af
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 7] That: no ege i swear
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 7] That: ;-;
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 7] That: ;-; i did nothing
<@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 18] [IDF]Chetan: yoy gonna get banned
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: They will unban you in 2 months, maybe..
<@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 18] [IDF]Chetan: or maybe 6months
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 11] PussySlayer: :O omg
<@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 18] [IDF]Chetan: depends on your luck
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 7] That: I FCKING DID NOTHING! CHECK ME FOR FUCKS SAKE AIGHT?
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 11] PussySlayer: lol
<@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 8] Rock: lol
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: we did, i have ss of you spawning weapons
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: and giving others too
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: Nanibot agrees
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 7] That: I SPAWN NO SHIT ALRIGHT?
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 16] Pranesh: stop lying already, that will just increase youe ban period.
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 7] That: I FUCKING SWEAR K?
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 7] That: listen,i dont hack,i swear,idk what u thinkin but i didnt
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 3] [pWn]miVe75.: That im reporting you on foumrs
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 3] [pWn]miVe75.: i have proof
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 7] That: ._.
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 7] That: .__. ;-; gawd i did nothing
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 4] [RD]Mattski: theres nothing to hide bra
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 7] That: IM SAYIN THIS FCKING LAST TIME, I DONT FUCKING HACK AIGHT? STFU
<@PBBot3> [7] *** That left the game. (Left) + [Report: X: -376 , Y: -1436 , Z: 26 | H: 85 , A: 0 ]
Bad Para - Ege
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Crash on October 06, 2017, 09:21:14 pm
(http://www.oldschool-samp.com/slike/images/lol.png)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on October 06, 2017, 09:29:50 pm
(http://www.oldschool-samp.com/slike/images/lol.png)
He is Demen'D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Hito on October 06, 2017, 10:12:23 pm
(http://www.oldschool-samp.com/slike/images/lol.png)
A silly ass reply, The FUCK?
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on October 06, 2017, 11:05:15 pm
(http://www.oldschool-samp.com/slike/images/lol.png)
A silly ass reply, The FUCK?
Poor him
I pray for his soul
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: MAR. on October 07, 2017, 12:20:22 am
I dont understand why this faggot always quote my  post.
U dont know the Word "kidding"
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: [ThunderStorm] on October 26, 2017, 04:35:45 pm
They don't have other stuff to do... just quote XD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on November 03, 2017, 07:51:05 pm
Quote from: Plan B
LPCOLTER,

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The Plan B Team.
I thought they weren't too serious about this shit and serious about the Game Mode
Wow
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Arabiane on November 04, 2017, 11:58:31 am
lol wrong funny quote
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Sebastian on November 04, 2017, 12:07:58 pm
Quote from: Plan B
LPCOLTER,

You have received a warning for spamming in regards to the message:
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Please cease these activities and abide by the forum rules otherwise we will take further action.

Regards,
The Plan B Team.
I thought they weren't too serious about this shit and serious about the Game Mode
Wow
You've had to listen to me :o
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on November 04, 2017, 12:43:39 pm
Quote from: Plan B
LPCOLTER,

You have received a warning for spamming in regards to the message:
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Please cease these activities and abide by the forum rules otherwise we will take further action.

Regards,
The Plan B Team.
I thought they weren't too serious about this shit and serious about the Game Mode
Wow
lol that must be a joke :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Curry on November 04, 2017, 01:12:02 pm
Quote from: Plan B
LPCOLTER,

You have received a warning for spamming in regards to the message:
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Please cease these activities and abide by the forum rules otherwise we will take further action.

Regards,
The Plan B Team.
I thought they weren't too serious about this shit and serious about the Game Mode
Wow

You obviously don't know what this topic is about.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: IDAN on November 04, 2017, 08:29:05 pm
Quote from: Plan B
LPCOLTER,

You have received a warning for spamming in regards to the message:
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Please cease these activities and abide by the forum rules otherwise we will take further action.

Regards,
The Plan B Team.
I thought they weren't too serious about this shit and serious about the Game Mode
Wow

LOL
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shawkhawk did nothing wrong! on November 05, 2017, 10:07:43 pm
Quote from: Plan B
LPCOLTER,

You have received a warning for spamming in regards to the message:
Re: [Forum Game] - Fortunately & Unfortunately (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?msg=22614). Every player can post max. 2 post during a day.

Please cease these activities and abide by the forum rules otherwise we will take further action.

Regards,
The Plan B Team.
I thought they weren't too serious about this shit and serious about the Game Mode
Wow
Dude you are epic! man, you are a legend, nobody's gonna forget you in their lifetime, when ppl will get old as fuck, they'll still remember you, Saying "yes, there was a guy named lpcolter who fucked shit up."
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shark_The_Helicopter on November 06, 2017, 04:09:24 am
Quote from: Plan B
LPCOLTER,

You have received a warning for spamming in regards to the message:
Re: [Forum Game] - Fortunately & Unfortunately (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?msg=22614). Every player can post max. 2 post during a day.

Please cease these activities and abide by the forum rules otherwise we will take further action.

Regards,
The Plan B Team.
I thought they weren't too serious about this shit and serious about the Game Mode
Wow
Dude you are epic! man, you are a legend, nobody's gonna forget you in their lifetime, when ppl will get old as fuck, they'll still remember you, Saying "yes, there was a guy named lpcolter who fucked shit up."


All this Lpcolter hype and people forget Cobra crossed the 1000th post mark. lel
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on November 06, 2017, 05:36:09 pm
Quote from: Plan B
LPCOLTER,

You have received a warning for spamming in regards to the message:
Re: [Forum Game] - Fortunately & Unfortunately (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?msg=22614). Every player can post max. 2 post during a day.

Please cease these activities and abide by the forum rules otherwise we will take further action.

Regards,
The Plan B Team.
I thought they weren't too serious about this shit and serious about the Game Mode
Wow
Dude you are epic! man, you are a legend, nobody's gonna forget you in their lifetime, when ppl will get old as fuck, they'll still remember you, Saying "yes, there was a guy named lpcolter who fucked shit up."


All this LPCOLTER hype and people forget COBRA crossed the 1000th post mark. lel
lel thanks for noticing that but most of them were posted on reports, ban appeals, etc while I was admin. What to say about it? PTP forum is fun! :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on November 06, 2017, 07:30:23 pm
Fun= spam XD
Congrats Cobra tho
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Ege on November 08, 2017, 09:24:43 am
<PBBot2>: [Civilian ID: 13] Some_one: t/ej
<PBBot3>: [Civilian ID: 13] Some_one: ?ej
<PBBot2>: *** Some_one died. (Died)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Storm on November 08, 2017, 11:35:28 am
<PBBot2>: [Civilian ID: 13] Some_one: t/ej
<PBBot3>: [Civilian ID: 13] Some_one: ?ej
<PBBot2>: *** Some_one died. (Died)

Should have just pressed 'Y' :(
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Arabiane on November 08, 2017, 12:29:28 pm
<PBBot2>: [Civilian ID: 13] Some_one: t/ej
<PBBot3>: [Civilian ID: 13] Some_one: ?ej
<PBBot2>: *** Some_one died. (Died)
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/6/62/I-know-that-feel-bro.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120923204445)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shark_The_Helicopter on November 08, 2017, 01:04:20 pm
<PBBot2>: [Civilian ID: 13] Some_one: t/ej
<PBBot3>: [Civilian ID: 13] Some_one: ?ej
<PBBot2>: *** Some_one died. (Died)

This is depressing. :'(


(https://image.ibb.co/cMxjAw/Untitled.png) (https://imgbb.com/)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on November 08, 2017, 02:13:34 pm
<PBBot2>: [Civilian ID: 13] Some_one: t/ej
<PBBot3>: [Civilian ID: 13] Some_one: ?ej
<PBBot2>: *** Some_one died. (Died)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQrUSrcO9WXOkouRiF2h24CLmUn4wv0CzPSATScanRHrFWuzjn-)
Should have just pressed 'Y' :(
I fail on pressing Y too lel
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Maddy on November 08, 2017, 03:38:20 pm
<PBBot2>: [Civilian ID: 13] Some_one: t/ej
<PBBot3>: [Civilian ID: 13] Some_one: ?ej
<PBBot2>: *** Some_one died. (Died)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQrUSrcO9WXOkouRiF2h24CLmUn4wv0CzPSATScanRHrFWuzjn-)
Should have just pressed 'Y' :(
I fail on pressing Y too lel
This shows we should always handle every situation having patience    8)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shawkhawk did nothing wrong! on November 08, 2017, 04:11:32 pm
<PBBot2>: [Civilian ID: 13] Some_one: t/ej
<PBBot3>: [Civilian ID: 13] Some_one: ?ej
<PBBot2>: *** Some_one died. (Died)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQrUSrcO9WXOkouRiF2h24CLmUn4wv0CzPSATScanRHrFWuzjn-)
Should have just pressed 'Y' :(
I fail on pressing Y too lel
This shows we should always handle every situation having patience    8)
Just hack like me n y'all be fine!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Barto on November 10, 2017, 12:56:54 pm
<PBBot2>: [Civilian ID: 13] Some_one: t/ej
<PBBot3>: [Civilian ID: 13] Some_one: ?ej
<PBBot2>: *** Some_one died. (Died)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQrUSrcO9WXOkouRiF2h24CLmUn4wv0CzPSATScanRHrFWuzjn-)
Should have just pressed 'Y' :(
I fail on pressing Y too lel
This shows we should always handle every situation having patience    8)
Just hack like me n y'all be fine!
I know the Y and /ej feeling fails :S
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on November 10, 2017, 01:01:46 pm
<PBBot2>: [Civilian ID: 13] Some_one: t/ej
<PBBot3>: [Civilian ID: 13] Some_one: ?ej
<PBBot2>: *** Some_one died. (Died)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQrUSrcO9WXOkouRiF2h24CLmUn4wv0CzPSATScanRHrFWuzjn-)
Should have just pressed 'Y' :(
I fail on pressing Y too lel
This shows we should always handle every situation having patience    8)
Just hack like me n y'all be fine!
I know the Y and /ej feeling fails :S
/me remembers that moment when you press 'T' instead of 'Y'
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on November 10, 2017, 04:49:42 pm
<PBBot2>: [Civilian ID: 13] Some_one: t/ej
<PBBot3>: [Civilian ID: 13] Some_one: ?ej
<PBBot2>: *** Some_one died. (Died)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQrUSrcO9WXOkouRiF2h24CLmUn4wv0CzPSATScanRHrFWuzjn-)
Should have just pressed 'Y' :(
I fail on pressing Y too lel
This shows we should always handle every situation having patience    8)
Just hack like me n y'all be fine!
I know the Y and /ej feeling fails :S
/me remembers that moment when you press 'T' instead of 'Y'
Oh that happens to me several times also :/ epic fails..
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Sebastian on November 10, 2017, 07:38:56 pm
<PBBot2>: [Civilian ID: 13] Some_one: t/ej
<PBBot3>: [Civilian ID: 13] Some_one: ?ej
<PBBot2>: *** Some_one died. (Died)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQrUSrcO9WXOkouRiF2h24CLmUn4wv0CzPSATScanRHrFWuzjn-)
Should have just pressed 'Y' :(
I fail on pressing Y too lel
This shows we should always handle every situation having patience    8)
Just hack like me n y'all be fine!
I know the Y and /ej feeling fails :S
/me remembers that moment when you press 'T' instead of 'Y'
Oh that happens to me several times also :/ epic fails..
(http://cdn.funnyand.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/GeniusGuyMeme.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Masato on November 21, 2017, 05:21:28 pm
(https://preview.ibb.co/jHCViR/sa_mp_359.png) (https://ibb.co/et833R)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Crash on November 21, 2017, 05:52:37 pm
(https://preview.ibb.co/jHCViR/sa_mp_359.png) (https://ibb.co/et833R)
I heard he is rolling lamborghini.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Yash on November 21, 2017, 05:56:35 pm
(https://preview.ibb.co/jHCViR/sa_mp_359.png) (https://ibb.co/et833R)
Rofl
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on November 21, 2017, 06:37:42 pm
(https://preview.ibb.co/jHCViR/sa_mp_359.png) (https://ibb.co/et833R)
Bad ass Chev has no mercy  ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Hito on November 21, 2017, 06:47:43 pm
(https://preview.ibb.co/jHCViR/sa_mp_359.png) (https://ibb.co/et833R)
Roflmao HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Saurabh on November 21, 2017, 06:49:59 pm
Lmao. Chev got no chillz
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Maddy on November 28, 2017, 04:13:45 pm
(https://preview.ibb.co/jHCViR/sa_mp_359.png) (https://ibb.co/et833R)
Bad ass Chev has no mercy  ;D
LOL
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: IDAN on November 28, 2017, 07:05:09 pm
(https://preview.ibb.co/jHCViR/sa_mp_359.png) (https://ibb.co/et833R)

Jajajajajajajajaja EZ
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: William on December 03, 2017, 12:22:03 am
(https://preview.ibb.co/jHCViR/sa_mp_359.png) (https://ibb.co/et833R)

LMAOOOOOO  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Kooly™ on December 05, 2017, 01:49:06 am
(https://preview.ibb.co/jHCViR/sa_mp_359.png) (https://ibb.co/et833R)

xD :'(
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on December 05, 2017, 12:20:16 pm
Rofl ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Magic on December 05, 2017, 09:31:08 pm
(https://preview.ibb.co/jHCViR/sa_mp_359.png) (https://ibb.co/et833R)
Lol he even said 3 years , aaron so funny :P
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on December 17, 2017, 12:33:41 am
(https://i.imgur.com/YkMHo9a.png)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: PraY on December 17, 2017, 01:01:34 am
(https://i.imgur.com/YkMHo9a.png)

This is so satisfying.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Luka on December 17, 2017, 01:57:37 am
(https://i.imgur.com/YkMHo9a.png)

This is so satisfying.
xD  ::)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Spectre on December 17, 2017, 03:44:19 am
(https://i.imgur.com/YkMHo9a.png)

Skittol can join LoD with his score ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Skittles on December 17, 2017, 11:44:18 am
Skittol can join LoD with his score ;D

Yeah, I’m trying hard but they still don’t want me...... Mike said that I’m too ez  :'(
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Pranesh on December 17, 2017, 12:34:17 pm
Yeah, I’m trying hard but they still don’t want me...... Mike said that I’m too ez  :'(

Not everyone gets what they deserve.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: M a k a v e l i . on December 17, 2017, 12:41:46 pm
Skittol can join LoD with his score ;D

Yeah, I’m trying hard but they still don’t want me...... Mike said that I’m too ez  :'(
Unofficially he is already in the clan, known as [LoD]Stilles_
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Yash on December 17, 2017, 02:30:07 pm
Skittol can join LoD with his score ;D

Yeah, I’m trying hard but they still don’t want me...... Mike said that I’m too ez  :'(
Unofficially he is already in the clan, known as [LoD]Stilles_
He is the true Gat!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Arabiane on December 20, 2017, 06:23:04 pm
Jonne thug life mode activated  ;D
(https://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/138809Sanstitre.png)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Mike_ on December 20, 2017, 08:26:13 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/YkMHo9a.png)


Gats :D https://imgur.com/a/8Tbvv

Skittles es demasiado Gat por eso no entrara a LoD power :D use /gatkill
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: EagleMan on December 21, 2017, 05:29:50 am
Quote
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: IF YOU KILL ME
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: I QUIT FOREVER
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: WHOEVER DEFEAT ME I QUIT FOREVER
(DUEL) Duel between Arabiane and Gayassa will start in 10 seconds! (Arena: 2)
[Civilian ID: 0] Arabiane: you will quit forever soon
[Civilian ID: 0] Arabiane: gl
(DUEL) Arabiane has won the duel from Gayassa and has 11.00 health and 0.00 armour left!
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: FUCKKKKK LUCKYA
[Civilian ID: 0] Arabiane: jaja
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: HOGOGOGO 1 MORE
[Civilian ID: 0] Arabiane: i don't duel ez
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: OMG I KILLED YOU LIEK 3 TIMES
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: YOU KILL ME 1
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: IF I WIN I QUIT
* Gayassa (ID: 19) has been banned for: Aimbots. Now go quit forever. Bye!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on December 21, 2017, 07:07:58 am
Quote
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: IF YOU KILL ME
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: I QUIT FOREVER
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: WHOEVER DEFEAT ME I QUIT FOREVER
(DUEL) Duel between Arabiane and Gayassa will start in 10 seconds! (Arena: 2)
[Civilian ID: 0] Arabiane: you will quit forever soon
[Civilian ID: 0] Arabiane: gl
(DUEL) Arabiane has won the duel from Gayassa and has 11.00 health and 0.00 armour left!
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: FUCKKKKK LUCKYA
[Civilian ID: 0] Arabiane: jaja
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: HOGOGOGO 1 MORE
[Civilian ID: 0] Arabiane: i don't duel ez
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: OMG I KILLED YOU LIEK 3 TIMES
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: YOU KILL ME 1
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: IF I WIN I QUIT
* Gayassa (ID: 19) has been banned for: Aimbots. Now go quit forever. Bye!
lol that kid reminds me some gats here  ::)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on December 21, 2017, 08:07:19 am
Quote
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: IF YOU KILL ME
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: I QUIT FOREVER
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: WHOEVER DEFEAT ME I QUIT FOREVER
(DUEL) Duel between Arabiane and Gayassa will start in 10 seconds! (Arena: 2)
[Civilian ID: 0] Arabiane: you will quit forever soon
[Civilian ID: 0] Arabiane: gl
(DUEL) Arabiane has won the duel from Gayassa and has 11.00 health and 0.00 armour left!
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: FUCKKKKK LUCKYA
[Civilian ID: 0] Arabiane: jaja
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: HOGOGOGO 1 MORE
[Civilian ID: 0] Arabiane: i don't duel ez
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: OMG I KILLED YOU LIEK 3 TIMES
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: YOU KILL ME 1
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: IF I WIN I QUIT
* Gayassa (ID: 19) has been banned for: Aimbots. Now go quit forever. Bye!
And Ban is the only beginning ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Curry on December 21, 2017, 11:21:11 am
Quote
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: IF YOU KILL ME
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: I QUIT FOREVER
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: WHOEVER DEFEAT ME I QUIT FOREVER
(DUEL) Duel between Arabiane and Gayassa will start in 10 seconds! (Arena: 2)
[Civilian ID: 0] Arabiane: you will quit forever soon
[Civilian ID: 0] Arabiane: gl
(DUEL) Arabiane has won the duel from Gayassa and has 11.00 health and 0.00 armour left!
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: FUCKKKKK LUCKYA
[Civilian ID: 0] Arabiane: jaja
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: HOGOGOGO 1 MORE
[Civilian ID: 0] Arabiane: i don't duel ez
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: OMG I KILLED YOU LIEK 3 TIMES
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: YOU KILL ME 1
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: IF I WIN I QUIT
* Gayassa (ID: 19) has been banned for: Aimbots. Now go quit forever. Bye!
I knew it! His deagle was way off!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: [RD]MecHaNiC on December 21, 2017, 03:38:32 pm
Quote
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: IF YOU KILL ME
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: I QUIT FOREVER
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: WHOEVER DEFEAT ME I QUIT FOREVER
(DUEL) Duel between Arabiane and Gayassa will start in 10 seconds! (Arena: 2)
[Civilian ID: 0] Arabiane: you will quit forever soon
[Civilian ID: 0] Arabiane: gl
(DUEL) Arabiane has won the duel from Gayassa and has 11.00 health and 0.00 armour left!
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: FUCKKKKK LUCKYA
[Civilian ID: 0] Arabiane: jaja
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: HOGOGOGO 1 MORE
[Civilian ID: 0] Arabiane: i don't duel ez
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: OMG I KILLED YOU LIEK 3 TIMES
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: YOU KILL ME 1
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: IF I WIN I QUIT
* Gayassa (ID: 19) has been banned for: Aimbots. Now go quit forever. Bye!
I knew it! His deagle was way off!

I killed him thrice tho xD not duel ofc 😂😂😂
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shawkhawk did nothing wrong! on December 21, 2017, 05:48:48 pm
Quote
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: IF YOU KILL ME
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: I QUIT FOREVER
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: WHOEVER DEFEAT ME I QUIT FOREVER
(DUEL) Duel between Arabiane and Gayassa will start in 10 seconds! (Arena: 2)
[Civilian ID: 0] Arabiane: you will quit forever soon
[Civilian ID: 0] Arabiane: gl
(DUEL) Arabiane has won the duel from Gayassa and has 11.00 health and 0.00 armour left!
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: FUCKKKKK LUCKYA
[Civilian ID: 0] Arabiane: jaja
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: HOGOGOGO 1 MORE
[Civilian ID: 0] Arabiane: i don't duel ez
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: OMG I KILLED YOU LIEK 3 TIMES
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: YOU KILL ME 1
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: IF I WIN I QUIT
* Gayassa (ID: 19) has been banned for: Aimbots. Now go quit forever. Bye!
That must have hurt his ego! GG
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Mike_ on December 21, 2017, 06:38:01 pm
Quote
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: IF YOU KILL ME
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: I QUIT FOREVER
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: WHOEVER DEFEAT ME I QUIT FOREVER
(DUEL) Duel between Arabiane and Gayassa will start in 10 seconds! (Arena: 2)
[Civilian ID: 0] Arabiane: you will quit forever soon
[Civilian ID: 0] Arabiane: gl
(DUEL) Arabiane has won the duel from Gayassa and has 11.00 health and 0.00 armour left!
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: FUCKKKKK LUCKYA
[Civilian ID: 0] Arabiane: jaja
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: HOGOGOGO 1 MORE
[Civilian ID: 0] Arabiane: i don't duel ez
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: OMG I KILLED YOU LIEK 3 TIMES
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: YOU KILL ME 1
[Civilian ID: 19] Gayassa: IF I WIN I QUIT
* Gayassa (ID: 19) has been banned for: Aimbots. Now go quit forever. Bye!
lol that kid reminds me some gats here  ::)
A mi también , me recuerda a muchos gats
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on December 21, 2017, 10:11:30 pm
lol that kid reminds me some gats here  ::)
A mi también , me recuerda a muchos gats
No english? Don't post then.. This is not off topic
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: EnGin on December 22, 2017, 04:01:01 pm
<PBBot2>: [Civilian ID: 13] Some_one: t/ej
<PBBot3>: [Civilian ID: 13] Some_one: ?ej
<PBBot2>: *** Some_one died. (Died)

Poor mate :(
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Panal_Abeja on December 23, 2017, 01:37:00 am
(https://k60.kn3.net/9/3/3/9/E/2/BAF.jpg)
 :) :)
lol that kid reminds me some gats here  ::)
A mi también , me recuerda a muchos gats
No english? Don't post then.. This is not off topic
i dont see the problem here.....

Quote
"General Discussion
Feel free to talk about anything and everything in this board."
sooo u can create a new rule about this and the  then only i can post in spanish  in " off topic"

"A mi también , me recuerda a muchos gats"=" It reminds me of a lot of cats, too."


Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on December 23, 2017, 09:47:26 am
(https://k60.kn3.net/9/3/3/9/E/2/BAF.jpg)
 :) :)
lol that kid reminds me some gats here  ::)
A mi también , me recuerda a muchos gats
No english? Don't post then.. This is not off topic
i dont see the problem here.....

Quote
"General Discussion
Feel free to talk about anything and everything in this board."
sooo u can create a new rule about this and the  then only i can post in spanish  in " off topic"

"A mi también , me recuerda a muchos gats"=" It reminds me of a lot of cats, too."
You can't see any problem since you can understand what they say, but I can only see "bla bla bla" from what they post in this area which comments are really need to be understood by forum members. If this was offtopic, I should let it go ofc..
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Magic on December 24, 2017, 10:31:52 am
 :'(
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Daffy on December 25, 2017, 06:29:30 pm
https://imgur.com/a/2SolG

One of the most Hurtful things ever said to me :'(
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on December 25, 2017, 09:10:53 pm
https://imgur.com/a/2SolG

One of the most Hurtful things ever said to me :'(
Poor y money
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shawkhawk did nothing wrong! on December 26, 2017, 06:59:08 am
https://imgur.com/a/2SolG

One of the most Hurtful things ever said to me :'(
Poor y money
But he doesn't hate you yet!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on January 08, 2018, 09:02:41 am
Did you forget this legend troll?

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=389.0
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on January 08, 2018, 09:08:53 am
Did you forget this legend troll?

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=389.0
Yo Like WTF HABAAHAHAH
Even Quido Gave Up XD!!!
I'm thinking how would Altus or Cargo would've handled it hahah
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Arabiane on January 17, 2018, 09:41:08 pm
when you rekt agla in duel then you find this in forum :

(https://i.imgur.com/hX5Th68.png)

..
(http://m.memegen.com/v6b7ma.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Luka on January 17, 2018, 10:34:29 pm
when you rekt agla in duel then you find this in forum :

(https://i.imgur.com/hX5Th68.png)

..
(http://m.memegen.com/v6b7ma.jpg)
hahaha
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GlennN on January 17, 2018, 10:36:10 pm
when you rekt agla in duel then you find this in forum :

(https://i.imgur.com/hX5Th68.png)

..
(http://m.memegen.com/v6b7ma.jpg)
Night_Dewil is old school now. LoD's are taking over.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Haunter on January 17, 2018, 11:15:20 pm
Best dueler is DILMA! *Awards DILMA*
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Mike_ on January 18, 2018, 03:17:59 am
when you rekt agla in duel then you find this in forum :

(https://i.imgur.com/hX5Th68.png)

..
(http://m.memegen.com/v6b7ma.jpg)
Night_Dewil is old school now. LoD's are taking over.
of course  :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Ege on January 18, 2018, 07:11:56 am
when you rekt agla in duel then you find this in forum :

(https://i.imgur.com/hX5Th68.png)

..
(http://m.memegen.com/v6b7ma.jpg)
Nice joke bruh
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on January 18, 2018, 08:35:14 am
when you rekt agla in duel then you find this in forum :

(https://i.imgur.com/hX5Th68.png)

..
(http://m.memegen.com/v6b7ma.jpg)
lol amk
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on January 18, 2018, 09:24:59 am
when you rekt agla in duel then you find this in forum :

(https://i.imgur.com/hX5Th68.png)

..
(http://m.memegen.com/v6b7ma.jpg)
RIP
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Night_DewiL on January 18, 2018, 11:48:10 am
when you rekt agla in duel then you find this in forum :

(https://i.imgur.com/hX5Th68.png)

..
(http://m.memegen.com/v6b7ma.jpg)

funny boy
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on January 18, 2018, 12:00:09 pm
when you rekt agla in duel then you find this in forum :

(https://i.imgur.com/hX5Th68.png)

..
(http://m.memegen.com/v6b7ma.jpg)
Eheeheehe ;D not bad
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on January 18, 2018, 12:50:25 pm
when you rekt agla in duel then you find this in forum :

(https://i.imgur.com/hX5Th68.png)

..
(http://m.memegen.com/v6b7ma.jpg)

funny boy
can beat kaan easy kek
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on January 18, 2018, 03:42:57 pm
All of a sudden, this topic seems to be flooded with PPLV chit chat.
Seems Logical enough
GG
PS-no hate
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Crash on January 18, 2018, 05:32:09 pm
Night,Makaveli,Finisha and Ege should hold the best duelers title in PTP's history.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shawkhawk did nothing wrong! on January 18, 2018, 06:20:06 pm
Night,Makaveli,Finisha and Ege should hold the best duelers title in PTP's history.
And rugal
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shark_The_Helicopter on January 18, 2018, 07:01:14 pm
Night,Makaveli,Finisha and Ege should hold the best duelers title in PTP's history.
And rugal

ROFL
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on January 18, 2018, 07:06:14 pm
Night,Makaveli,Finisha and Ege should hold the best duelers title in PTP's history.
And rugal
And Kaleth
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Mike_ on January 18, 2018, 08:11:07 pm
Night,Makaveli,Finisha and Ege should hold the best duelers title in PTP's history.
And rugal
And Kaleth
and mike :)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on January 18, 2018, 09:22:50 pm
Not you Sorry Denied.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Luka on January 18, 2018, 10:53:21 pm
Night,Makaveli,Finisha and Ege should hold the best duelers title in PTP's history.
Where is me ?  8)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on January 18, 2018, 11:07:38 pm
Night,Makaveli,Finisha and Ege should hold the best duelers title in PTP's history.
And rugal
And Kaleth
and mike :)
You mean Rugal, kaleth, mike the best sniper pointer users at night?
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Mike_ on January 19, 2018, 02:59:59 am
Night,Makaveli,Finisha and Ege should hold the best duelers title in PTP's history.
And rugal
And Kaleth
and mike :)
You mean Rugal, kaleth, mike the best sniper pointer users at night?
just a little bit of hack :) :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on January 19, 2018, 08:22:44 am
Night,Makaveli,Finisha and Ege should hold the best duelers title in PTP's history.
And rugal
And Kaleth
and mike :)
You mean Rugal, kaleth, mike the best sniper pointer users at night?
just a little bit of hack :) :D
lel I didn't knew truth comes with a fun like this ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on January 19, 2018, 09:19:02 am
Night,Makaveli,Finisha and Ege should hold the best duelers title in PTP's history.
And rugal
And Kaleth
and mike :)
You mean Rugal, kaleth, mike the best sniper pointer users at night?
just a little bit of hack :) :D
lel I didn't knew truth comes with a fun like this ;D
truth used to be sour, not anymore.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Carg on January 19, 2018, 02:08:32 pm
Stop spamming quotes pls.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shark_The_Helicopter on January 19, 2018, 04:18:51 pm
MAKE THE BIGGEST QUOTE PYRAMID! 
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Finisher on January 19, 2018, 11:51:55 pm
Night,Makaveli,Finisha and Ege should hold the best duelers title in PTP's history.

Let’s not forget [NO]’s finest! Mantas, Nikola, Erix!! And of course the queen of duels herself, Nerana:)


@Cobra: As if your replies weren’t spam in the first place.. :)

Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: ZeRo on January 19, 2018, 11:59:10 pm
en ninguna parte está escrito que tenemos que escribir en inglés.!!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Aksel on January 20, 2018, 12:02:48 am
Night,Makaveli,Finisha and Ege should hold the best duelers title in PTP's history.

Let’s not forget [NO]’s finest! Mantas, Nikola, Erix!! And of course the queen of duels herself, Nerana:)


@Cobra: As if your replies weren’t spam in the first place.. :)

*Cough*
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Ege on January 20, 2018, 06:07:58 am
Night,Makaveli,Finisha and Ege should hold the best duelers title in PTP's history.

Let’s not forget [NO]’s finest! Mantas, Nikola, Erix!! And of course the queen of duels herself, Nerana:)


@Cobra: As if your replies weren’t spam in the first place.. :)
Exactly, they were on another level especially back in lagshoot days. I'm honoured to be mentioned here though.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on January 20, 2018, 12:37:20 pm
Stop spamming quotes pls.
I love your dp
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Crash on January 20, 2018, 03:11:59 pm
Mantas and his solo skills were amazing.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Night_DewiL on January 20, 2018, 07:16:21 pm
Night,Makaveli,Finisha and Ege should hold the best duelers title in PTP's history.

Mantas and nikola too.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shawkhawk did nothing wrong! on January 27, 2018, 11:03:06 am
"LoD POWER"
                                         -Mike_[LoD]
                                            2017-18
R".i."P

Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on January 27, 2018, 02:03:47 pm
"LoD POWER"
                                         -Mike_[LoD]
                                            2017-18
R".i."P

also that:

"[22:08:15] <Mike_[LoD]> {33CCFF}[15] {FFFFFF}suck my dick (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=2893.msg26334#msg26334334)"
"[22:08:16] <Athom[LoD]> {33CCFF}[11] {FFFFFF} ez gat ajaja (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=2910.msg26475#msg26475)"




Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Finisher on February 03, 2018, 01:02:45 pm
From a report with no proof to everyone being sorry for posting, this whole topic is funny :D

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3077.0

This one too! https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3075.0

#SorryForPosting
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: PraY on February 03, 2018, 03:08:33 pm
From a report with no proof to everyone being sorry for posting, this whole topic is funny :D

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3077.0

This one too! https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3075.0

#SorryForPosting

Hahahahaha my cat did that another time
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shark_The_Helicopter on February 11, 2018, 03:45:31 pm
(https://preview.ibb.co/ge6XrS/Capture2.jpg) (https://ibb.co/hCh5BS)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Saurabh on February 11, 2018, 05:47:59 pm
(https://preview.ibb.co/ge6XrS/Capture2.jpg) (https://ibb.co/hCh5BS)
Lol vegene*
Rise and shine bhaichods
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Storm on February 14, 2018, 10:29:51 am
PTP Clan Board be like:


(https://i.imgflip.com/24jfqz.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Kooly™ on February 14, 2018, 11:51:56 am
PTP Clan Board be like:


(https://i.imgflip.com/24jfqz.jpg)

jajaja ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shark_The_Helicopter on February 14, 2018, 02:40:41 pm
PTP Clan Board be like:


(https://i.imgflip.com/24jfqz.jpg)

+1


Uh oh.

(https://preview.ibb.co/gYiSBS/Capture.jpg) (https://ibb.co/f08urS)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Ege on February 14, 2018, 07:13:49 pm

Uh oh.

(https://preview.ibb.co/gYiSBS/Capture.jpg) (https://ibb.co/f08urS)

Getting banned because someone else in the cyber cafe used hacks isn't something new in PTP
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Satvik on February 14, 2018, 07:30:02 pm
Using cheats with some uc name and blaming the one who doesnt even exist "isnt something new to ptp" :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on February 14, 2018, 08:28:09 pm
Uh oh.

(https://preview.ibb.co/gYiSBS/Capture.jpg) (https://ibb.co/f08urS)
That kid was showing me off about he was owning a cyber cafe... Karma is a bitch!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Arabiane on March 05, 2018, 01:16:04 pm
Carg Racist Pls.

(https://image.ibb.co/n3cn8S/Sans_titre.png)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on March 05, 2018, 03:40:05 pm
Carg Racist Pls.
Lol i saw that mod app

(https://image.ibb.co/n3cn8S/Sans_titre.png)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Luka on March 05, 2018, 03:59:03 pm
Carg Racist Pls.
Lol i saw that mod app

(https://image.ibb.co/n3cn8S/Sans_titre.png)
lol
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on March 05, 2018, 10:40:54 pm
Carg Racist Pls.

(https://image.ibb.co/n3cn8S/Sans_titre.png)
lol nice reason :D brbrbrbrbrbr
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Fruiti. on March 06, 2018, 10:29:37 am
suddenly remember dizzy's mod application, laughed so hard with taht. Anyone has ss of it?  :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Hito on March 06, 2018, 01:10:53 pm
suddenly remember dizzy's mod application, laughed so hard with taht. Anyone has ss of it?  :D
Enjoy brudda :D
Quote
Ingame Name: Dizzy
Country:[/ Czech Republic
Timezone: UTC+1
Age: 22
Been playing PTP/Plan B since: 2014 (Or Earlier)
Related to anyone in Plan B: No
How often do you play (hours per week): Minimal 2 Hours Everyday (Minimal 14 Hours Week)
Have you been banned in PTP/Plan B. if yes, for what and how many times: (3x) Sync Abuse, Teshi Insult, Anticheat
Are you able to record and upload videos of the game: Yes
Languages you speak fluently: Czech, Simple English
Any past experience being an admin: MC, Arma2 (VPS, Only One Month)
Why do you want to be a member of our staff team: I Dont Like Hackers, Cheaters and Poor Anticheat
What will you add to our staff team: Very rare dick
Any other info you want to add that's related to this: No
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Ege on March 06, 2018, 02:27:11 pm
Lmao this should be posted/remembered here once every 3 months xD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on March 06, 2018, 02:34:25 pm
suddenly remember dizzy's mod application, laughed so hard with taht. Anyone has ss of it?  :D
Enjoy brudda :D
Quote
Ingame Name: Dizzy
Country:[/ Czech Republic
Timezone: UTC+1
Age: 22
Been playing PTP/Plan B since: 2014 (Or Earlier)
Related to anyone in Plan B: No
How often do you play (hours per week): Minimal 2 Hours Everyday (Minimal 14 Hours Week)
Have you been banned in PTP/Plan B. if yes, for what and how many times: (3x) Sync Abuse, Teshi Insult, Anticheat
Are you able to record and upload videos of the game: Yes
Languages you speak fluently: Czech, Simple English
Any past experience being an admin: MC, Arma2 (VPS, Only One Month)
Why do you want to be a member of our staff team: I Dont Like Hackers, Cheaters and Poor Anticheat
What will you add to our staff team: Very rare dick
Any other info you want to add that's related to this: No
(https://media.giphy.com/media/61KXXDgl7rZPW/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shark_The_Helicopter on March 06, 2018, 04:42:57 pm
suddenly remember dizzy's mod application, laughed so hard with taht. Anyone has ss of it?  :D
Enjoy brudda :D
Quote
Ingame Name: Dizzy
Country:[/ Czech Republic
Timezone: UTC+1
Age: 22
Been playing PTP/Plan B since: 2014 (Or Earlier)
Related to anyone in Plan B: No
How often do you play (hours per week): Minimal 2 Hours Everyday (Minimal 14 Hours Week)
Have you been banned in PTP/Plan B. if yes, for what and how many times: (3x) Sync Abuse, Teshi Insult, Anticheat
Are you able to record and upload videos of the game: Yes
Languages you speak fluently: Czech, Simple English
Any past experience being an admin: MC, Arma2 (VPS, Only One Month)
Why do you want to be a member of our staff team: I Dont Like Hackers, Cheaters and Poor Anticheat
What will you add to our staff team: Very rare dick
Any other info you want to add that's related to this: No

+1
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: MnMs on March 09, 2018, 03:52:14 am
suddenly remember dizzy's mod application, laughed so hard with taht. Anyone has ss of it?  :D
Enjoy brudda :D
Quote
Ingame Name: Dizzy
Country:[/ Czech Republic
Timezone: UTC+1
Age: 22
Been playing PTP/Plan B since: 2014 (Or Earlier)
Related to anyone in Plan B: No
How often do you play (hours per week): Minimal 2 Hours Everyday (Minimal 14 Hours Week)
Have you been banned in PTP/Plan B. if yes, for what and how many times: (3x) Sync Abuse, Teshi Insult, Anticheat
Are you able to record and upload videos of the game: Yes
Languages you speak fluently: Czech, Simple English
Any past experience being an admin: MC, Arma2 (VPS, Only One Month)
Why do you want to be a member of our staff team: I Dont Like Hackers, Cheaters and Poor Anticheat
What will you add to our staff team: Very rare dick
Any other info you want to add that's related to this: No

+1


Holy fuck 😂😂😂
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shark_The_Helicopter on March 09, 2018, 06:18:35 am
Quote
Ingame Name: Mole_44
Country: Brazil
Timezone: UTC -3
Age: 24
Been playing PTP/Plan B since: 2015 or less, I don't remember
Related to anyone in Plan B: No
How often do you play (hours per week): 2 hours per month
Have you been banned in PTP/Plan B. if yes, for what and how many times: Never, but the admins banned me from the IRC because I'm Brazilian.
Are you able to record and upload videos of the game: Yes.
Languages you speak fluently: Brazilian-Portuguese.
Any past experience being an admin: I can't even administrative my own life, but I will do my best when I become administrator.
Why do you want to be a member of our staff team: Because I want to ban all hackers.
What will you add to our staff team: My presence.
Any other info you want to add that's related to this: I'm a good guy, but the admins are hunting me without a reason.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: IDAN on March 09, 2018, 08:57:18 am
Uh oh.

(https://preview.ibb.co/gYiSBS/Capture.jpg) (https://ibb.co/f08urS)
That kid was showing me off about he was owning a cyber cafe... Karma is a bitch!

jajajajajajajaajajaja he hacker!!!!!
how he can be in both clans same time ?!?!?!!?!?

Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on March 10, 2018, 12:07:47 am
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=1236.0

Who remembers this ? Haha.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on March 10, 2018, 05:24:04 am
Carg ruin dizzy gameplay  :o   >:(
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on March 10, 2018, 05:37:21 am
Quote

Have you been banned in PTP/Plan B. if yes, for what and how many times: Never, but the admins banned me from the IRC because I'm Brazilian.

(http://www.stickpng.com/assets/images/58499e29b89d73775876620d.png)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Ege on March 10, 2018, 08:51:40 am
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=1236.0

Who remembers this ? Haha.
Carg is RD clan !
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on March 13, 2018, 05:03:02 am
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=1236.0

Who remembers this ? Haha.
Carg is RD clan !

Carg is the RD clan!!

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ2fLjfSjPSN4lp4wDiAmP9kDwLz5_zVQKBHcLPXNVTprXqq2t2jeSus-9n)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Carg on March 13, 2018, 03:00:50 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=1236.0

Who remembers this ? Haha.
Carg is RD clan !

Carg is the RD clan!!

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ2fLjfSjPSN4lp4wDiAmP9kDwLz5_zVQKBHcLPXNVTprXqq2t2jeSus-9n)
This is your girlfriend?
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on March 13, 2018, 03:32:01 pm
savage carg
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shark_The_Helicopter on March 13, 2018, 06:23:54 pm
R.I.P Chet
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shawkhawk did nothing wrong! on March 13, 2018, 07:45:27 pm
Rekt
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on March 16, 2018, 01:38:43 pm
If u haven't noticed it yet, Cargo Boi reached 1500 Forum posts,
RiP Spam
RiP Life
RiP Jeans  :'(
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on March 18, 2018, 06:12:22 am
T-T
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Ege on March 18, 2018, 09:14:35 am
T-T
That's a very meaningful at the same time funny quote indeed
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on March 18, 2018, 12:32:44 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=1236.0

Who remembers this ? Haha.
Carg is RD clan !

Carg is the RD clan!!

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ2fLjfSjPSN4lp4wDiAmP9kDwLz5_zVQKBHcLPXNVTprXqq2t2jeSus-9n)
This is your girlfriend?
Chetan
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on March 22, 2018, 11:24:06 am
Quote
PLAN B WHAT HAPPENED I BEEN BANNED REASON "ANTICHEAT" BUT I DONT HAVE ANY CHEATS I JUST HAD LAGS AND THEN IT WRITED ME THAT IM BANNED WTF!!!! I DONT HAVE CHEATS I NEVER HAD ANY CHEATS AND IM FRIEND OF TUCO AND BRIAN WALKER!!! YESTERDAY I REPORTED 3 PEOPLE WHO HAD CHEATS AND THEY HAD BEEN BANNED BECAUSE OF ME, IM HELPIN SERVER AGAINST HACKERS!!! ITS MISTAKE I JUST HAD LAGS BECAUSE MY INTERNET CONNECTION AND THEM MY CHARACTER IS ON TOILET AND WRITED "ERNESTO_SALAZAR HAS BEEN BANNED" WTF???  PLEASE UNBAN ME, MY NICK: Ernesto_Salazar
MY IP: 90.181.44.143
I was banned: March 21, 2018
Thank You

Ernesto for admin
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on March 25, 2018, 01:02:16 pm
Its true that for some people, action speaks louder than the words.
Rage was banned reason madarchod bhenchod
Lol Rage rekt ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Drama on March 25, 2018, 06:09:14 pm
Its true that for some people, action speaks louder than the words.
Rage was banned reason madarchod bhenchod
Lol Rage rekt ;D
He should add more - Pagal,Bhosdika ;)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Luka on March 25, 2018, 08:36:38 pm
Quote
PLAN B WHAT HAPPENED I BEEN BANNED REASON "ANTICHEAT" BUT I DONT HAVE ANY CHEATS I JUST HAD LAGS AND THEN IT WRITED ME THAT IM BANNED WTF!!!! I DONT HAVE CHEATS I NEVER HAD ANY CHEATS AND IM FRIEND OF TUCO AND BRIAN WALKER!!! YESTERDAY I REPORTED 3 PEOPLE WHO HAD CHEATS AND THEY HAD BEEN BANNED BECAUSE OF ME, IM HELPIN SERVER AGAINST HACKERS!!! ITS MISTAKE I JUST HAD LAGS BECAUSE MY INTERNET CONNECTION AND THEM MY CHARACTER IS ON TOILET AND WRITED "ERNESTO_SALAZAR HAS BEEN BANNED" WTF???  PLEASE UNBAN ME, MY NICK: Ernesto_Salazar
MY IP: 90.181.44.143
I was banned: March 21, 2018
Thank You

Ernesto for admin
nope,for owner!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: [ThunderStorm] on March 25, 2018, 09:19:08 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=1236.0

Who remembers this ? Haha.
Carg is RD clan !

Carg is the RD clan!!


(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ2fLjfSjPSN4lp4wDiAmP9kDwLz5_zVQKBHcLPXNVTprXqq2t2jeSus-9n)
This is your girlfriend?

LMAO

Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Darwin on March 27, 2018, 05:49:59 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=1236.0

Who remembers this ? Haha.
Carg is RD clan !

Carg is the RD clan!!


(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ2fLjfSjPSN4lp4wDiAmP9kDwLz5_zVQKBHcLPXNVTprXqq2t2jeSus-9n)
This is your girlfriend?

LMAO
Mehhhhh
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Vishwas on April 03, 2018, 08:44:29 am
PlanB forums these days  :'(
(https://i.imgur.com/HNbqS3F.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Satvik on April 03, 2018, 08:46:12 am
PlanB forums these days  :'(
(https://i.imgur.com/HNbqS3F.jpg)
Lol
😂😂😂😂
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Ege on April 03, 2018, 09:13:20 am
PlanB forums these days  :'(
(https://i.imgur.com/HNbqS3F.jpg)

Exactly lmao...
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Magic on April 03, 2018, 09:57:34 am
PlanB forums these days  :'(
(https://i.imgur.com/HNbqS3F.jpg)

Exactly lmao...
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Menace on April 03, 2018, 04:17:42 pm
PlanB forums these days  :'(
(https://i.imgur.com/HNbqS3F.jpg)


LMFAOOOO
😂😂
This meme takes all the cake
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Fimpen on April 03, 2018, 04:55:07 pm
PlanB forums these days  :'(
(https://i.imgur.com/HNbqS3F.jpg)

Stat whores even on the forum lol.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on April 03, 2018, 05:35:17 pm
PlanB forums these days  :'(
(https://i.imgur.com/HNbqS3F.jpg)

LOL XD XD ROFL  Hahhaha

Epic 😂
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Maddy on April 03, 2018, 05:37:12 pm
PlanB forums these days  :'(
(https://i.imgur.com/HNbqS3F.jpg)

Exactly lmao...
Nice one lol
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on April 03, 2018, 06:52:45 pm
PlanB forums these days  :'(
(https://i.imgur.com/HNbqS3F.jpg)

Exactly lmao...
Nice one lol
So not meeeeeeee
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Ege on April 03, 2018, 09:44:38 pm
PlanB forums these days  :'(
(https://i.imgur.com/HNbqS3F.jpg)

Exactly lmao...
Nice one lol
So not meeeeeeee
You're most likely one of those who started this shit so it's especially you lol
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on April 04, 2018, 10:56:42 am
PlanB forums these days  :'(
(https://i.imgur.com/HNbqS3F.jpg)

Exactly lmao...
Nice one lol
So not meeeeeeee
You're most likely one of those who started this shit so it's especially you lol
2 posts per day is not much much so shhhhh
And I've been here for and year approximately, being active.
I didn't spammm I was active, so is Lohit who will cross me by the end of june
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Ege on April 04, 2018, 11:19:10 am
PlanB forums these days  :'(
(https://i.imgur.com/HNbqS3F.jpg)

Exactly lmao...
Nice one lol
So not meeeeeeee
You're most likely one of those who started this shit so it's especially you lol
2 posts per day is not much much so shhhhh
And I've been here for and year approximately, being active.
I didn't spammm I was active, so is Lohit who will cross me by the end of june

So you're saying you post useless shit 2-3 times a day in those weird so called 'Forum Games' just because it's fun?

Sure
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Spectre on April 04, 2018, 11:33:15 am
So you're saying you post useless shit 2-3 times a day in those weird so called 'Forum Games' just because it's fun?

Sure

Ah, gotta love those "games" spam topics lol
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on April 04, 2018, 11:57:48 am
So you're saying you post useless shit 2-3 times a day in those weird so called 'Forum Games' just because it's fun?

Sure

Ah, gotta love those "games" spam topics lol

It is obvious, the purpose of creating "games" is to increase post count, I really don't know why but seems really silly.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GlennN on April 04, 2018, 01:25:00 pm
DJ Server Details
Server Address: jonne.me
Port: 8000
DJ/User ID: admin
Password: PM Jonne for it

Any questions/help feel free to PM me!

ur password=PMjonneforit or PM jonne for it or PM jonne forit or PMjonne for it

Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: PraY on April 04, 2018, 01:41:28 pm
PlanB forums these days  :'(
(https://i.imgur.com/HNbqS3F.jpg)

I was going to make a meme about this too, but you were first xD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shark_The_Helicopter on April 04, 2018, 02:34:38 pm
PlanB forums these days  :'(
(https://i.imgur.com/HNbqS3F.jpg)

Nailed it, lmao. XDD

Dives into pool of irony again
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Arabiane on April 08, 2018, 05:06:40 am
DJ Server Details
Server Address: jonne.me
Port: 8000
DJ/User ID: admin
Password: PM Jonne for it

Any questions/help feel free to PM me!

ur password=PMjonneforit or PM jonne for it or PM jonne forit or PMjonne for it
Haha
....
Also this :
Quote from: DILMA_BR
UNBAN ME FOR A MORE HAPPY SERVER
THE PLAYERS THE ARE SAD FOR MI BANNED
DILMA IS LOVE
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on April 08, 2018, 05:14:43 am
DJ Server Details
Server Address: jonne.me
Port: 8000
DJ/User ID: admin
Password: PM Jonne for it

Any questions/help feel free to PM me!

ur password=PMjonneforit or PM jonne for it or PM jonne forit or PMjonne for it
Haha
....
Also this :
Quote from: DILMA_BR
UNBAN ME FOR A MORE HAPPY SERVER
THE PLAYERS THE ARE SAD FOR MI BANNED
DILMA IS LOVE
Dat password XD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Son_Gun on April 08, 2018, 09:40:24 am
Quote from: DILMA_BR
UNBAN ME FOR A MORE HAPPY SERVER
THE PLAYERS THE ARE SAD FOR MI BANNED
DILMA IS LOVE
[/quote]

Ahhh. I'm already missing Dilma, the easiest presi to kill!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Drama on April 08, 2018, 07:47:54 pm
DJ Server Details
Server Address: jonne.me
Port: 8000
DJ/User ID: admin
Password: PM Jonne for it

Any questions/help feel free to PM me!

ur password=PMjonneforit or PM jonne for it or PM jonne forit or PMjonne for it
Lol
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Jessy on April 09, 2018, 08:47:04 am
Quote
[12:17] (@PBBot1) [Vice-President ID: 7] cobby: guys kill president dont kill me and him president cuz kill president me kill him not dont me

Understand!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on April 09, 2018, 09:26:33 am
[12:53:50] <cobby> {999999}(5) {FFFFFF}pwn=pussy wins next

[12:53:55] Screenshot Taken - sa-mp-071.png

[12:53:57] <sM.Chetan[IDF]> {CCCCCC}[12] {FFFFFF}xD

[12:54:00] (Central Intelligence) The President Love[IDF] will be safe in 1 minutes.

[12:54:10] <Love[IDF]> {CCCCCC}[4] {FFFFFF}wowowowowo

[12:54:11] [Team Chat] [RD]Vishwas:  ..

[12:54:11] <cobby> {999999}(5) {FFFFFF}rd= rare dick

(NO HATE XD)

According to him

IDF- I don't fuck

PPLV- I don't remember that xD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Carg on April 09, 2018, 09:57:35 am
PPLV- I don't remember that xD
This doesn't match the initials!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on April 09, 2018, 10:41:55 am
PPLV- I don't remember that xD
This doesn't match the initials!

(https://i.imgur.com/diNNG26.png)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on April 09, 2018, 11:09:36 am
Quote
• In-game name - [DsE.t]DeadWalker
• Your IP address -
• The date you were banned - 1 week ago
• Extra space for you to explain what happened - i play gta sa in moded version... Nd if in game I press 'U' it creates a ramp in front of me... I never used it... only one day lohitTheNoob and sumit asked to show.. thats why i showed them but  I never used..  well I won't be using that again it is of no use.. kindly unban... 😣

Very very very bad Sumit and Lohit
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on April 09, 2018, 11:24:41 am
Quote
• In-game name - [DsE.t]DeadWalker
• Your IP address -
• The date you were banned - 1 week ago
• Extra space for you to explain what happened - i play gta sa in moded version... Nd if in game I press 'U' it creates a ramp in front of me... I never used it... only one day lohitTheNoob and sumit asked to show.. thats why i showed them but  I never used..  well I won't be using that again it is of no use.. kindly unban... 😣

Very very very bad Sumit and Lohit
Nuuu they are RD.... Try to remember that. xD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shark_The_Helicopter on April 09, 2018, 11:41:22 am
Quote
• In-game name - [DsE.t]DeadWalker
• Your IP address -
• The date you were banned - 1 week ago
• Extra space for you to explain what happened - i play gta sa in moded version... Nd if in game I press 'U' it creates a ramp in front of me... I never used it... only one day lohitTheNoob and sumit asked to show.. thats why i showed them but  I never used..  well I won't be using that again it is of no use.. kindly unban... 😣

Very very very bad Sumit and Lohit

>_>

Yes, we bulli innocent people and glorify the name of RD which is actually a barbaric clan.

jk he isnt telling the full story (didn't expect this tbh), its best for me to not tell about it until this gets settled.

 



Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on April 09, 2018, 02:18:06 pm
Quote
• In-game name - [DsE.t]DeadWalker
• Your IP address -
• The date you were banned - 1 week ago
• Extra space for you to explain what happened - i play gta sa in moded version... Nd if in game I press 'U' it creates a ramp in front of me... I never used it... only one day lohitTheNoob and sumit asked to show.. thats why i showed them but  I never used..  well I won't be using that again it is of no use.. kindly unban... 😣

Very very very bad Sumit and Lohit

>_>

Yes, we bulli innocent people and glorify the name of RD which is actually a barbaric clan.
Narcissist k
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Miau on April 09, 2018, 06:20:14 pm
Quote from: DILMA_BR
UNBAN ME FOR A MORE HAPPY SERVER
THE PLAYERS THE ARE SAD FOR MI BANNED
DILMA IS LOVE

That killed me  ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Carg on April 09, 2018, 07:23:22 pm
Quote from: DILMA_BR
UNBAN ME FOR A MORE HAPPY SERVER
THE PLAYERS THE ARE SAD FOR MI BANNED
DILMA IS LOVE

That killed me  ;D
I wonder how you wrote this, if you're dead.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Satvik on April 09, 2018, 07:56:52 pm
Quote from: DILMA_BR
UNBAN ME FOR A MORE HAPPY SERVER
THE PLAYERS THE ARE SAD FOR MI BANNED
DILMA IS LOVE

That killed me  ;D
I wonder how you wrote this, if you're dead.
Respawned
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GlennN on April 10, 2018, 07:25:56 am
Latest reply on DILMA's ban appeal...

Quote from: DILMA_BR
IF I BANE FOREVER, MANY PLAYERS WILL LEAVE THE SERVER.
I AM THE MOST POPULAR PLAYER, EVERYBODY LIKE ME.
BEYOND THIS, BRING PLAYERS FROM OTHER SERVERS TO PROTECT THE PRESIDENT PLAN B.
IS BANE BANING FOREVER A PLAYER THAT DISCLOSES THE SERVER AND KEEPS ACTIVE PLAYERS?
HAVE YOU THOUGHT ON HOW MANY WILL THE SERVANTS LEAVE IF I LEFT?
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: IDAN on April 10, 2018, 07:53:41 am
Latest reply on DILMA's ban appeal...

Quote from: DILMA_BR
IF I BANE FOREVER, MANY PLAYERS WILL LEAVE THE SERVER.
I AM THE MOST POPULAR PLAYER, EVERYBODY LIKE ME.
BEYOND THIS, BRING PLAYERS FROM OTHER SERVERS TO PROTECT THE PRESIDENT PLAN B.
IS BANE BANING FOREVER A PLAYER THAT DISCLOSES THE SERVER AND KEEPS ACTIVE PLAYERS?
HAVE YOU THOUGHT ON HOW MANY WILL THE SERVANTS LEAVE IF I LEFT?

OMG !
Unban him Please...
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on April 10, 2018, 10:58:55 am
Latest reply on DILMA's ban appeal...

Quote from: DILMA_BR
IF I BANE FOREVER, MANY PLAYERS WILL LEAVE THE SERVER.
I AM THE MOST POPULAR PLAYER, EVERYBODY LIKE ME.
BEYOND THIS, BRING PLAYERS FROM OTHER SERVERS TO PROTECT THE PRESIDENT PLAN B.
IS BANE BANING FOREVER A PLAYER THAT DISCLOSES THE SERVER AND KEEPS ACTIVE PLAYERS?
HAVE YOU THOUGHT ON HOW MANY WILL THE SERVANTS LEAVE IF I LEFT?

OMG !
Unban him Please...
I WILL LEAVE PTP IF HE DOESN'T GET UNBANE
MANY PLAYERS LEEV
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Son_Gun on April 10, 2018, 01:57:48 pm
Latest reply on DILMA's ban appeal...

Quote from: DILMA_BR
IF I BANE FOREVER, MANY PLAYERS WILL LEAVE THE SERVER.
I AM THE MOST POPULAR PLAYER, EVERYBODY LIKE ME.
BEYOND THIS, BRING PLAYERS FROM OTHER SERVERS TO PROTECT THE PRESIDENT PLAN B.
IS BANE BANING FOREVER A PLAYER THAT DISCLOSES THE SERVER AND KEEPS ACTIVE PLAYERS?
HAVE YOU THOUGHT ON HOW MANY WILL THE SERVANTS LEAVE IF I LEFT?

#metoo Lol

OMG !
Unban him Please...
I WILL LEAVE PTP IF HE DOESN'T GET UNBANE
MANY PLAYERS LEEV
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Son_Gun on April 10, 2018, 01:59:14 pm
Latest reply on DILMA's ban appeal...

Quote from: DILMA_BR
IF I BANE FOREVER, MANY PLAYERS WILL LEAVE THE SERVER.
I AM THE MOST POPULAR PLAYER, EVERYBODY LIKE ME.
BEYOND THIS, BRING PLAYERS FROM OTHER SERVERS TO PROTECT THE PRESIDENT PLAN B.
IS BANE BANING FOREVER A PLAYER THAT DISCLOSES THE SERVER AND KEEPS ACTIVE PLAYERS?
HAVE YOU THOUGHT ON HOW MANY WILL THE SERVANTS LEAVE IF I LEFT?

#metoo Lol

OMG !
Unban him Please...
I WILL LEAVE PTP IF HE DOESN'T GET UNBANE
MANY PLAYERS LEEV

#metoo Lol

Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GlennN on April 12, 2018, 04:39:12 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3568.msg32703#new
 (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3568.msg32703#new)
Quote from: TWC Clan Rules
Do not: start conflicts, provoke people, spam, be sarcastic and egoistic, take anyone's side in conflict (except if conflict is involving RD's interests).

Okay, is this clan (THE WARRIOR CLAN) affiliated to RD or?  :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shark_The_Helicopter on April 12, 2018, 05:06:31 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3568.msg32703#new
 (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3568.msg32703#new)
Quote from: TWC Clan Rules
Do not: start conflicts, provoke people, spam, be sarcastic and egoistic, take anyone's side in conflict (except if conflict is involving RD's interests).

Okay, is this clan (THE WARRIOR CLAN) affiliated to RD or?  :D

(https://preview.ibb.co/b2MjK7/delete.jpg) (https://ibb.co/iVtaRn)

Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Vishwas on April 12, 2018, 06:18:54 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3568.msg32703#new
 (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3568.msg32703#new)
Quote from: TWC Clan Rules
Do not: start conflicts, provoke people, spam, be sarcastic and egoistic, take anyone's side in conflict (except if conflict is involving RD's interests).

Okay, is this clan (THE WARRIOR CLAN) affiliated to RD or?  :D
Funny because he asked me if he can join RD but couldn't answer the secret question. So now he created his own clan which he probably wants to be very similar or exact like RD, so he copied.

You can't Zuckerberg RD bruh
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on April 12, 2018, 06:30:03 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3568.msg32703#new
 (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3568.msg32703#new)
Quote from: TWC Clan Rules
Do not: start conflicts, provoke people, spam, be sarcastic and egoistic, take anyone's side in conflict (except if conflict is involving RD's interests).

Okay, is this clan (THE WARRIOR CLAN) affiliated to RD or?  :D
Funny because he asked me if he can join RD but couldn't answer the secret question. So now he created his own clan which he probably wants to be very similar to exact like RD, so he copied.

You can't Zuckerberg RD bruh

LOL
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on April 13, 2018, 07:31:42 am
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3568.msg32703#new
 (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3568.msg32703#new)
Quote from: TWC Clan Rules
Do not: start conflicts, provoke people, spam, be sarcastic and egoistic, take anyone's side in conflict (except if conflict is involving RD's interests).

Okay, is this clan (THE WARRIOR CLAN) affiliated to RD or?  :D
Funny because he asked me if he can join RD but couldn't answer the secret question. So now he created his own clan which he probably wants to be very similar to exact like RD, so he copied.

You can't Zuckerberg RD bruh

LOL

TWC > RD XD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Son_Gun on April 14, 2018, 07:59:51 am
Stolen name from WaR clan. This Principle can't even choose a better different name lol
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: (1)[H]nZ88 on April 16, 2018, 11:26:40 am
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Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Finisher on April 16, 2018, 12:16:23 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3582.msg32807#new

I can’t 😂😂 oh and the irony at maximum level😂
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faruk. on April 16, 2018, 01:50:54 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3582.msg32807#new

I can’t 😂😂 oh and the irony at maximum level😂
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: (1)[H]nZ88 on April 16, 2018, 03:45:05 pm

Follow up!
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346985813906817024/435434921083797504/unknown.png)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Aksel on April 16, 2018, 05:30:04 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3582.msg32807#new

I can’t 😂😂 oh and the irony at maximum level😂

ROFL Stopped reading at "aksel banned too in lvp"  like srsly have you even seen me playing on lvp before?

Ive no idea who has promoted Satvik to mod but id say he has a terrible decision making. Promoting someone who has been playing with all world's cleo mods for years and limited number of brain's cells.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Bully on April 16, 2018, 07:57:30 pm
Kids use screenshot to report hackers .
Men use logs and videos to report hackers.
Legends use pms screens and mainchat screens to report hackers .
For satvik - its like his dream came true of becoming mod. Ikr  :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Son_Gun on April 17, 2018, 05:15:53 am
Kids use screenshot to report hackers .
Men use logs and videos to report hackers.
Legends use pms screens and mainchat screens to report hackers .
lOl
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on April 17, 2018, 07:53:13 am
Kids use screenshot to report hackers .
Men use logs and videos to report hackers.
Legends use pms screens and mainchat screens to report hackers .
For satvik - its like his dream came true of becoming mod. Ikr  :D
Rofl XD XD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Darwin on April 18, 2018, 12:51:02 am
Xd
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on April 18, 2018, 06:36:18 am
This BS needs to be removed.
As for satvik, he had been reporting a lot of people with undetectable hacks.
Ever see report section?
And please he records them as well, the admins are not fools that they will make some person like what you think a mod.
gg mute incoming
OMG ROFL HARLEM SHAKE IN JAIL PTP
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Satvik on April 18, 2018, 01:08:38 pm
[04/18/2018] [04:27:30 PM] <@PBBot3> *** SatviK[GgT] killed [pWn.T]Grievous (Distance: 1) (Chainsaw)

[04/18/2018] [04:27:32 PM] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 1] Rage[PPLV]: ahahahhaha
[04/18/2018] [04:27:34 PM] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 1] Rage[PPLV]: how to be dub
[04/18/2018] [04:27:35 PM] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 1] Rage[PPLV]: dumb

[04/18/2018] [04:27:44 PM] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 0] SatviK[GgT]: follow griev
[04/18/2018] [04:27:50 PM] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 1] Rage[PPLV]: reclassed
[04/18/2018] [04:27:57 PM] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 1] Rage[PPLV]:I like rekting grievous
[04/18/2018] [04:27:59 PM] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 1] Rage[PPLV]: Where is he ?

[04/18/2018] [04:28:30 PM] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 6] 07[pWn.T]Grievous:You are mod

[04/18/2018] [04:28:41 PM] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 6] [pWn.T]Grievous:Need to speak with Jonne? :/

[04/18/2018] [04:30:38 PM] <@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 6] [pWn.T]Grievous:A Mod is speaking me to Shut up Rage?

[04/18/2018] [04:30:46 PM] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 6] [pWn.T]Grievous: Saying*


This is something funny :D can anyone of you come up with better story ? i didnt liked the twist :C
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on April 18, 2018, 01:16:07 pm
I can't understand this engless pls Hall me mOd
I follow griev this is where I lead to halp
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on April 18, 2018, 01:31:42 pm
[04/18/2018] [04:27:30 PM] <@PBBot3> *** SatviK[GgT] killed [pWn.T]Grievous (Distance: 1) (Chainsaw)

[04/18/2018] [04:27:32 PM] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 1] Rage[PPLV]: ahahahhaha
[04/18/2018] [04:27:34 PM] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 1] Rage[PPLV]: how to be dub
[04/18/2018] [04:27:35 PM] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 1] Rage[PPLV]: dumb

[04/18/2018] [04:27:44 PM] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 0] SatviK[GgT]: follow griev
[04/18/2018] [04:27:50 PM] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 1] Rage[PPLV]: reclassed
[04/18/2018] [04:27:57 PM] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 1] Rage[PPLV]:I like rekting grievous
[04/18/2018] [04:27:59 PM] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 1] Rage[PPLV]: Where is he ?

[04/18/2018] [04:28:30 PM] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 6] 07[pWn.T]Grievous:You are mod

[04/18/2018] [04:28:41 PM] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 6] [pWn.T]Grievous:Need to speak with Jonne? :/

[04/18/2018] [04:30:38 PM] <@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 6] [pWn.T]Grievous:A Mod is speaking me to Shut up Rage?

[04/18/2018] [04:30:46 PM] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 6] [pWn.T]Grievous: Saying*


This is something funny :D can anyone of you come up with better story ? i didnt liked the twist :C


Aahahahhaahhahahahahaaha

[pWn.T]Grievous : satvik said me staff are bad, need to speak with jonne who knows admin will ban me for the 4th time for aimbots

Hope you all like this twist XD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Jessy on April 18, 2018, 01:52:40 pm

This is something funny :D can anyone of you come up with better story ? i didnt liked the twist :C

Griev to Jonne: Your mod is killing me with chainsaw and asking people to follow me, please demote him!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on April 18, 2018, 05:17:25 pm

This is something funny :D can anyone of you come up with better story ? i didnt liked the twist :C

Griev to Jonne: Your mod is killing me with chainsaw and asking people to follow me, please demote him!
I still don't understand what is the story :/
Sorry guyz bad engless
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Haunter on April 18, 2018, 05:37:40 pm
You should all give him a break! English isn't supposed to be the main language in most countries. C'mon I mean teasing him because he failed to say the correct word? Do something better.

Likewise, your English isn't any better , Rage.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on April 18, 2018, 07:05:49 pm
You should all give him a break! English isn't supposed to be the main language in most countries. C'mon I mean teasing because he failed to say the correct word? Do something better.

Likewise, your English isn't any better , Rage.
Yeah i admit my english is not good but what's the problem ? It's funny ptp quotes so we just post something fun no ?  ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Haunter on April 18, 2018, 07:09:52 pm
You should all give him a break! English isn't supposed to be the main language in most countries. C'mon I mean teasing because he failed to say the correct word? Do something better.

Likewise, your English isn't any better , Rage.
Yeah i admit my english is not good but what's the problem ? It's funny ptp quotes so we just post something fun no ?  ;D
there's a difference between having a laugh and mocking it mate.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on April 18, 2018, 07:41:37 pm
You should all give him a break! English isn't supposed to be the main language in most countries. C'mon I mean teasing because he failed to say the correct word? Do something better.

Likewise, your English isn't any better , Rage.
Yeah i admit my english is not good but what's the problem ? It's funny ptp quotes so we just post something fun no ?  ;D
there's a difference between having a laugh and mocking it mate.
So ? We just post it not mocking as you said we just post this coz it's funny but in your version it's mocking hum ok :D We are not mocking him because his english is bad or something it's funny because he say but i'm wrong maybe :d
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on April 18, 2018, 11:08:34 pm
[04/18/2018] [04:27:30 PM] <@PBBot3> *** SatviK[GgT] killed [pWn.T]Grievous (Distance: 1) (Chainsaw)

[04/18/2018] [04:27:32 PM] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 1] Rage[PPLV]: ahahahhaha
[04/18/2018] [04:27:34 PM] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 1] Rage[PPLV]: how to be dub
[04/18/2018] [04:27:35 PM] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 1] Rage[PPLV]: dumb

[04/18/2018] [04:27:44 PM] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 0] SatviK[GgT]: follow griev
[04/18/2018] [04:27:50 PM] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 1] Rage[PPLV]: reclassed
[04/18/2018] [04:27:57 PM] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 1] Rage[PPLV]:I like rekting grievous
[04/18/2018] [04:27:59 PM] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 1] Rage[PPLV]: Where is he ?

[04/18/2018] [04:28:30 PM] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 6] 07[pWn.T]Grievous:You are mod

[04/18/2018] [04:28:41 PM] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 6] [pWn.T]Grievous:Need to speak with Jonne? :/

[04/18/2018] [04:30:38 PM] <@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 6] [pWn.T]Grievous:A Mod is speaking me to Shut up Rage?

[04/18/2018] [04:30:46 PM] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 6] [pWn.T]Grievous: Saying*


This is something funny :D can anyone of you come up with better story ? i didnt liked the twist :C

Griev to Jonne: Please demote Satvik coz he killed me with chainsaw. If you don't demote him i will be very bad boy :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faruk. on April 19, 2018, 08:37:47 am
[04/18/2018] [04:27:30 PM] <@PBBot3> *** SatviK[GgT] killed [pWn.T]Grievous (Distance: 1) (Chainsaw)

[04/18/2018] [04:27:32 PM] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 1] Rage[PPLV]: ahahahhaha
[04/18/2018] [04:27:34 PM] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 1] Rage[PPLV]: how to be dub
[04/18/2018] [04:27:35 PM] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 1] Rage[PPLV]: dumb

[04/18/2018] [04:27:44 PM] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 0] SatviK[GgT]: follow griev
[04/18/2018] [04:27:50 PM] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 1] Rage[PPLV]: reclassed
[04/18/2018] [04:27:57 PM] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 1] Rage[PPLV]:I like rekting grievous
[04/18/2018] [04:27:59 PM] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 1] Rage[PPLV]: Where is he ?

[04/18/2018] [04:28:30 PM] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 6] 07[pWn.T]Grievous:You are mod

[04/18/2018] [04:28:41 PM] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 6] [pWn.T]Grievous:Need to speak with Jonne? :/

[04/18/2018] [04:30:38 PM] <@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 6] [pWn.T]Grievous:A Mod is speaking me to Shut up Rage?

[04/18/2018] [04:30:46 PM] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 6] [pWn.T]Grievous: Saying*


This is something funny :D can anyone of you come up with better story ? i didnt liked the twist :C

Griev to Jonne: Please demote Satvik coz he killed me with chainsaw. If you don't demote him i will be very bad boy :D
Fares just shut up? I think its not very bad...
Sat is ur clanmate bro
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on April 19, 2018, 10:52:22 am
[04/18/2018] [04:27:30 PM] <@PBBot3> *** SatviK[GgT] killed [pWn.T]Grievous (Distance: 1) (Chainsaw)

[04/18/2018] [04:27:32 PM] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 1] Rage[PPLV]: ahahahhaha
[04/18/2018] [04:27:34 PM] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 1] Rage[PPLV]: how to be dub
[04/18/2018] [04:27:35 PM] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 1] Rage[PPLV]: dumb

[04/18/2018] [04:27:44 PM] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 0] SatviK[GgT]: follow griev
[04/18/2018] [04:27:50 PM] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 1] Rage[PPLV]: reclassed
[04/18/2018] [04:27:57 PM] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 1] Rage[PPLV]:I like rekting grievous
[04/18/2018] [04:27:59 PM] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 1] Rage[PPLV]: Where is he ?

[04/18/2018] [04:28:30 PM] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 6] 07[pWn.T]Grievous:You are mod

[04/18/2018] [04:28:41 PM] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 6] [pWn.T]Grievous:Need to speak with Jonne? :/

[04/18/2018] [04:30:38 PM] <@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 6] [pWn.T]Grievous:A Mod is speaking me to Shut up Rage?

[04/18/2018] [04:30:46 PM] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 6] [pWn.T]Grievous: Saying*


This is something funny :D can anyone of you come up with better story ? i didnt liked the twist :C

Griev to Jonne: Please demote Satvik coz he killed me with chainsaw. If you don't demote him i will be very bad boy :D
Fares just shut up? I think its not very bad...
Sat is ur clanmate bro

I see it very bad, problem ?
What do you mean by ‘Sat is ur clanmate bro’ ?
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Aksel on April 19, 2018, 12:15:10 pm
kids and keyboard warriors are taking over this forum
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Crash on April 19, 2018, 12:19:27 pm
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Men In Black is established by Agent_J & Agent_K way back year 2005 in other SA-MP Server and January 2017 in PTP server. Agent_J & Agent_K we're the main founder of M.I.B with the help of FlapJack to officially establish and register the Clan on PTP.

People nowadays..
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on April 19, 2018, 12:38:26 pm
Quote
Men In Black is established by Agent_J & Agent_K way back year 2005 in other SA-MP Server and January 2017 in PTP server. Agent_J & Agent_K we're the main founder of M.I.B with the help of FlapJack to officially establish and register the Clan on PTP.

People nowadays..
Didn't get it :P
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Hito on April 19, 2018, 01:01:47 pm
Quote
Men In Black is established by Agent_J & Agent_K way back year 2005 in other SA-MP Server and January 2017 in PTP server. Agent_J & Agent_K we're the main founder of M.I.B with the help of FlapJack to officially establish and register the Clan on PTP.

People nowadays..
Didn't get it :P
Samp was made in 2006
correct me if I'm wrong
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Crash on April 19, 2018, 02:21:03 pm
Quote
Men In Black is established by Agent_J & Agent_K way back year 2005 in other SA-MP Server and January 2017 in PTP server. Agent_J & Agent_K we're the main founder of M.I.B with the help of FlapJack to officially establish and register the Clan on PTP.

People nowadays..
Didn't get it :P
Samp was made in 2006
correct me if I'm wrong
Yes,as you said Hito. Back in the 2005, it was all about MTA. SAMP was in Kalcor's brain.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on April 19, 2018, 03:14:44 pm
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Men In Black is established by Agent_J & Agent_K way back year 2005 in other SA-MP Server and January 2017 in PTP server. Agent_J & Agent_K we're the main founder of M.I.B with the help of FlapJack to officially establish and register the Clan on PTP.

People nowadays..
Didn't get it :P
Samp was made in 2006
correct me if I'm wrong
Yes,as you said Hito. Back in the 2005, it was all about MTA. SAMP was in Kalcor's brain.
FlapJack once said he had a celebrity identity that he wouldn't like to reveal who knows he is kalcor?
or maybe just fooling around idfk
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on April 19, 2018, 04:18:53 pm
Quote
Men In Black is established by Agent_J & Agent_K way back year 2005 in other SA-MP Server and January 2017 in PTP server. Agent_J & Agent_K we're the main founder of M.I.B with the help of FlapJack to officially establish and register the Clan on PTP.

People nowadays..
Didn't get it :P
Samp was made in 2006
correct me if I'm wrong
Yes,as you said Hito. Back in the 2005, it was all about MTA. SAMP was in Kalcor's brain.
FlapJack once said he had a celebrity identity that he wouldn't like to reveal who knows he is kalcor?
or maybe just fooling around idfk

FlapJack aka Kalcor
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Bully on April 20, 2018, 05:49:47 am
He is kim Kardashian .
Flapjack is afraid that jonne might get horny and would  promote her straiggt  to a level 4 admin because of that . Flapjack is very kind hearted who wants to play UC like other players. 
Be like Flapjack , not fapjack.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Son_Gun on April 20, 2018, 12:58:12 pm
He is kim Kardashian .
Flapjack is afraid that jonne might get horny and would  promote her straiggt  to a level 4 admin because of that . Flapjack is very kind hearted who wants to play UC like other players. 
Be like Flapjack , not fapjack.
Lol
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Crash on May 10, 2018, 07:31:17 am
Quote
• Name of the game: DILMA_BR
• Your IP address - 191.32.97.212
• The date you were banned: 8/april/2018 hour:2:38
• Extra space for me to explain what happened: teamblocking and ban evade
PLEASE MI FRIENDS, ESCUSE ME FOR THE TEAMBLOCKING, ESCUSE ME FOR THE BAN EVADE.
THANKS FOR ALLS
UHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DILMA FOR ADMIN
VOTE DILMA FOR PTP ADMIN KKKKKKK 8)

DILMA FOR ADMIN UUUUUUUHHHHHHHUUUUUU
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GlennN on May 10, 2018, 07:53:56 am
Quote
• Name of the game: DILMA_BR
• Your IP address - 191.32.97.212
• The date you were banned: 8/april/2018 hour:2:38
• Extra space for me to explain what happened: teamblocking and ban evade
PLEASE MI FRIENDS, ESCUSE ME FOR THE TEAMBLOCKING, ESCUSE ME FOR THE BAN EVADE.
THANKS FOR ALLS
UHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DILMA FOR ADMIN
VOTE DILMA FOR PTP ADMIN KKKKKKK 8)

DILMA FOR ADMIN UUUUUUUHHHHHHHUUUUUU

NO DILMA = SERVER DEAD

BRBRBRRR
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Luka on May 11, 2018, 11:32:50 pm
(http://i66.tinypic.com/2yv2zjp.png)

XD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on May 15, 2018, 04:20:13 am
(https://s31.postimg.cc/nt9kfcgi3/unknown-2.png)
this ^
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on May 15, 2018, 09:09:46 am
ahahhahahaahahahah
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Finisher on May 15, 2018, 10:25:44 am
Quote
• No adult or offensive content
- Do not post videos or pictures of content like pornography, animal cruelty, violence, terrorism, death etc
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on May 15, 2018, 01:28:41 pm
Quote
• No adult or offensive content
- Do not post videos or pictures of content like pornography, animal cruelty, violence, terrorism, death etc
If you consider killing Lohit as animal cruelty, I'm sorry
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: George on May 15, 2018, 02:17:52 pm
(https://s31.postimg.cc/nt9kfcgi3/unknown-2.png)
this ^
Hilarious
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Saurabh on May 15, 2018, 03:08:36 pm
Quote
• No adult or offensive content
- Do not post videos or pictures of content like pornography, animal cruelty, violence, terrorism, death etc

The ss i posted 1) had no nudity 2) no url to any porn site 3) profile picture/signatures of guys have way more  nudity and offensive stuff  4) o wait, the ss had no offensive stuff.
5) you surely don't realise why we have that rule coz if you knew that, you wouldn't be removing the post.
:)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on May 15, 2018, 04:28:24 pm
Quote
• No adult or offensive content
- Do not post videos or pictures of content like pornography, animal cruelty, violence, terrorism, death etc
If you consider killing Lohit as animal cruelty, I'm sorry

Thats cruel!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on May 15, 2018, 06:53:53 pm
Quote
• No adult or offensive content
- Do not post videos or pictures of content like pornography, animal cruelty, violence, terrorism, death etc
If you consider killing Lohit as animal cruelty, I'm sorry

Thats cruel!
I feel sorry for him.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Saurabh on May 16, 2018, 06:08:33 am
Quote
• No adult or offensive content
- Do not post videos or pictures of content like pornography, animal cruelty, violence, terrorism, death etc
Due to popular demand, uploaded it again on *cough* Dailymotion.
(https://imghost.io/images/2018/05/16/IMG_20180516_093630.png)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on May 16, 2018, 01:11:01 pm
Quote
• No adult or offensive content
- Do not post videos or pictures of content like pornography, animal cruelty, violence, terrorism, death etc
Due to popular demand, uploaded it again on *cough* Dailymotion.
(https://imghost.io/images/2018/05/16/IMG_20180516_093630.png)
lol RIP violence xD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: BugsBunny on May 16, 2018, 02:53:14 pm
Quote
• No adult or offensive content
- Do not post videos or pictures of content like pornography, animal cruelty, violence, terrorism, death etc

The ss i posted 1) had no nudity 2) no url to any porn site 3) profile picture/signatures of guys have way more  nudity and offensive stuff  4) o wait, the ss had no offensive stuff.
5) you surely don't realise why we have that rule coz if you knew that, you wouldn't be removing the post.
:)
When Finisher gets triggered and tries to remove offensive posts but Saurabh's leadership in owning writing big ass essays to trigger more fisher
With great drama comes great responsibility
Butthurts
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Finisher on May 16, 2018, 03:23:51 pm
That forum rule in particular doesn’t need any explanation. Also, I as a mod can’t delete forum posts. It’s all done by the higher level Staff members. Report them
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on May 16, 2018, 04:26:31 pm
 >:( >:( >:( >:(  :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Mive on May 17, 2018, 08:23:56 pm
Quote
I car parked a teammate but he was Indian so he pooped on the floor. So I made sure he kissed the floor
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: [M][I][B]HAMZA on May 18, 2018, 01:01:51 am
Quote
I car parked a teammate but he was Indian so he pooped on the floor. So I made sure he kissed the floor
HAHAH JB BANNED  8) 8)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Saurabh on May 18, 2018, 04:28:55 am
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I car parked a teammate but he was Indian so he pooped on the floor. So I made sure he kissed the floor
Not being biased or being trigerred but he tried way too much to be funny and it just isn't funny. Sorreh MaTe.


Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Carg on May 18, 2018, 01:26:11 pm
Quote
I car parked a teammate but he was Indian so he pooped on the floor. So I made sure he kissed the floor
Not being biased or being trigerred but he tried way too much to be funny and it just isn't funny. Sorreh MaTe.
I don't usually agree with RDs, but when I do, I agree with them.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Saurabh on May 18, 2018, 08:32:02 pm
I don't usually agree with RDs, but when I do, I agree with them.
That should be quote of the year. Give level 4 plx
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on May 18, 2018, 09:53:42 pm
Quote
No. I will not unban you. You were given multiple chances and you still did not care about the rules (teamblocking). Find another server to play and/or go cry on Selena Gomez's shoulder.
What a nice way to settle things up like this love story JB has right now kkkkkkk
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Bully on May 19, 2018, 12:49:17 pm
 JB sings "sorry sorry uuuuuu".
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Finisher on May 20, 2018, 05:27:13 pm
When securities are multitasking :D cya Curry
Quote from: Curry
<@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] Curry: Fucking retarded security camping at armour, deinstalling samp. goodbye.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on May 20, 2018, 06:00:38 pm
When securities are multitasking :D cya Curry
Quote from: Curry
<@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] Curry: Fucking retarded security camping at armour, deinstalling samp. goodbye.

Goodbye curry  :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Bully on May 21, 2018, 07:00:58 am
When securities are multitasking :D cya Curry
Quote from: Curry
<@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] Curry: Fucking retarded security camping at armour, deinstalling samp. goodbye.
Cya curry , hope to see you soon , NOT !!!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: [M][I][B]HAMZA on May 24, 2018, 11:26:42 pm
We Were Going to party  8) 8) ???
(https://s9.postimg.cc/5nsghqlhr/sa-mp-003.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on May 26, 2018, 10:37:14 am
We Were Going to party  8) 8) ???
(https://s9.postimg.cc/5nsghqlhr/sa-mp-003.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Ugh i cant see any quote except an image only.  ::)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GlennN on May 27, 2018, 05:04:16 am
Quote from: Gablo
#FREEGABLO

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3740.msg34553;boardseen#new (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3740.msg34553;boardseen#new)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Ice_Bear on May 27, 2018, 05:05:49 am
#FreeGablo
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Scott_ on May 27, 2018, 05:29:54 am
#UMBEN#GABLO@DILMA_UUUUUUUUUMMMMUUUUUUU#PiZ@SKITTLES
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3741.0
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on May 27, 2018, 07:46:15 am
Quote from: Gablo
#FREEGABLO

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3740.msg34553;boardseen#new (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3740.msg34553;boardseen#new)

That Unban appeal is funny af XD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on May 27, 2018, 07:31:57 pm
Quote from: Gablo
#FREEGABLO

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3740.msg34553;boardseen#new (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3740.msg34553;boardseen#new)

That Unban appeal is funny af XD
GABLO GABLO GABLO GABLO GABLO!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Gablo on May 27, 2018, 07:56:44 pm
Quote from: Gablo
#FREEGABLO

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3740.msg34553;boardseen#new (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3740.msg34553;boardseen#new)

That Unban appeal is funny af XD
GABLO GABLO GABLO GABLO GABLO!

I NEED YOUR SUPPORT! I AM NOT A PLAYER, I AM AN IDEA, AND IDEAS NEVER DIE. #FREEGABLO

#FREEGABLO #FREEGABLO #FREEGABLO #FREEGABLO
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on May 27, 2018, 08:02:19 pm
Mayn I am with ya. Started #FreeGablo in my country as well. Chillax! ;)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Bully on May 28, 2018, 04:04:58 am
Gay card unban Babloo
Uhhuuuuuuuuuuuu
#FreeBablo
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Finisher on May 28, 2018, 09:30:06 am
This is confusing, not sure what’s more confusing Gablo trolling or Carg saying jokes aside..
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on May 28, 2018, 10:39:41 am
This is confusing, not sure what’s more confusing Gablo trolling or Carg saying jokes aside..

This is funniest thing I read today XD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Saurabh on May 28, 2018, 01:23:08 pm
This is confusing, not sure what’s more confusing Gablo trolling or Carg saying jokes aside..

This is funniest thing I read today XD

And i can bet you didn't even laugh.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on May 28, 2018, 03:53:24 pm
This is confusing, not sure what’s more confusing Gablo trolling or Carg saying jokes aside..

This is funniest thing I read today XD

And i can bet you didn't even laugh.

Sorry but you lose the bet  ::)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Bully on May 28, 2018, 06:46:28 pm
This is confusing, not sure what’s more confusing Gablo trolling or Carg saying jokes aside..

This is funniest thing I read today XD

And i can bet you didn't even laugh.

Sorry but you lose the bet  ::)
@saurabh , wannabe smartass owned :p
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on May 29, 2018, 02:53:29 am
This is confusing, not sure what’s more confusing Gablo trolling or Carg saying jokes aside..

This is funniest thing I read today XD

And i can bet you didn't even laugh.

Sorry but you lose the bet  ::)
@saurabh , wannabe smartass owned :p

There are some moments when only you find something funny/interesting.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Saurabh on May 29, 2018, 05:16:17 pm
This is confusing, not sure what’s more confusing Gablo trolling or Carg saying jokes aside..

This is funniest thing I read today XD

And i can bet you didn't even laugh.

Sorry but you lose the bet  ::)
@saurabh , wannabe smartass owned :p
How can u even relate that to smartness .-. @chetan you lying nigga, send video next time.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on May 30, 2018, 07:49:56 am
This is confusing, not sure what’s more confusing Gablo trolling or Carg saying jokes aside..

This is funniest thing I read today XD

And i can bet you didn't even laugh.

Sorry but you lose the bet  ::)
@saurabh , wannabe smartass owned :p
How can u even relate that to smartness .-. @chetan you lying nigga, send video next time.

Video?  :P
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Darwin on May 30, 2018, 09:37:54 pm
Quote
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: how to use hacks???i download it
<@PBBot1> [Security ID: 34] GuCci: use /hacks
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: not work!
<@PBBot2> [Security ID: 34] GuCci: use /myhacks
<@PBBot3> [Security ID: 20] Maharshi: .myhacks
<@PBBot2> [Security ID: 5] deep28: my hacks
<@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 8] Deka_Nugroho: what the hotkey from your hacks
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: not work!!!
<@PBBot3> [Security ID: 34] GuCci: use /usehacks
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: YEAH HACKS ITS WORKS!!!!!!!!!!
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: NICE
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: I AM KING THAT SERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<@PBBot1> * FatAssBitchNigger (ID: 9) has been banned for: Airbreaks
ahahahahahhaha
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: [M][I][B]HAMZA on June 01, 2018, 10:15:09 pm
Quote
<@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: how to use hacks???i download it
<@PBBot1> [Security ID: 34] GuCci: use /hacks
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: not work!
<@PBBot2> [Security ID: 34] GuCci: use /myhacks
<@PBBot3> [Security ID: 20] Maharshi: .myhacks
<@PBBot2> [Security ID: 5] deep28: my hacks
<@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 8] Deka_Nugroho: what the hotkey from your hacks
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: not work!!!
<@PBBot3> [Security ID: 34] GuCci: use /usehacks
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: YEAH HACKS ITS WORKS!!!!!!!!!!
<@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: NICE
<@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 9] FatAssBitchNigger: I AM KING THAT SERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<@PBBot1> * FatAssBitchNigger (ID: 9) has been banned for: Airbreaks
ahahahahahhaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on June 05, 2018, 07:59:15 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3786.0
feels sad for Safi bye friend
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Darwin on June 06, 2018, 12:10:06 am
One day I was playing against safi, he killed me an my response was "Aimbotter" an his comment was "lol,cry kid" "haha" and now we scroll through forum noticing a new ban appeal topic, SaFi Banned for aimbot
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Aksel on June 06, 2018, 01:40:16 am
Quote
Extra space for you to explain what happened - Aimbots Make A Ban Appeal in Forum 

So what i understand is, That he thinks he got banned for "Make A Ban Appeal in Forum"
Well that a 13reasons why Niks should never be your bestie   :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: [M][I][B]HAMZA on June 06, 2018, 02:42:43 am
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3786.0
feels sad for Safi bye friend
HAHA Mera Hi bhai he tu bhi haha
One Person is left who  Also Did these tricks
Eagle know better and i am still Blocked From reporting spam
HAHA  ;D ;D
Better watch him eagle i hope you may ban him 1 day with proofs
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on June 06, 2018, 02:47:09 pm
Brother shares everything-

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3790.msg35029;boardseen#new (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3790.msg35029;boardseen#new)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: [M][I][B]HAMZA on June 06, 2018, 03:52:20 pm
Brother shares everything-

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3790.msg35029;boardseen#new (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3790.msg35029;boardseen#new)
HEHE EK or Aimmer WAh
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Scott_ on June 06, 2018, 04:05:48 pm
Ek or hehehehe (JK)
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3768.0
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Satvik on June 06, 2018, 04:28:11 pm
Wtf Noob admins
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on June 06, 2018, 07:52:23 pm
Cancer is dead now hurrayy  :)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on June 06, 2018, 10:35:31 pm
Finally peace for more than 2 month in ptp. Feeling relief.  :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Zeta on June 07, 2018, 06:21:48 pm
Wtf Noob admins
satvik,bad for u man!!
 :D ;)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on June 08, 2018, 01:12:18 pm
As usual this nab is triggered again lol ;D
• Players' name: -
• Date it occurred: yesterday
• Reason for the report (Go into more detail about what they did): Where the fuck my report is? You delete a report and not giving a fucking single explanation? Not about the reason you delete it, not about the subject of the report. THE FUCK?
• Any screenshots or videos that go along with the report:
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Zeta on June 08, 2018, 04:35:16 pm
As usual this nab is triggered again lol ;D
• Players' name: -
• Date it occurred: yesterday
• Reason for the report (Go into more detail about what they did): Where the fuck my report is? You delete a report and not giving a fucking single explanation? Not about the reason you delete it, not about the subject of the report. THE FUCK?
• Any screenshots or videos that go along with the report:
lol
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: lax on June 08, 2018, 05:52:23 pm
As usual this nab is triggered again lol ;D

Topic has got 57 views and till now, no response. An admin deletes that topic and no one cares ? I don't really know why you used that word "triggered" here. Even you know why an admin deletes a report.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Saurabh on June 10, 2018, 05:30:30 am
How is that even a ptp quote? That's a whole thread quoted  .-.
 I miss the "funny ptp quotes" that were 'funny', ' from ptp ' and were actually something we call "quotes".
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on June 10, 2018, 03:14:48 pm
How is that even a ptp quote? That's a whole thread quoted  .-.
 I miss the "funny ptp quotes" that were 'funny', ' from ptp ' and were actually something we call "quotes".
This is a " funny ptp quote" kkkkkkk
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Finisher on June 10, 2018, 09:39:22 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3786.0
feels sad for Safi bye friend

(https://image.ibb.co/it887o/asd.png)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Darwin on June 11, 2018, 02:10:14 am
Xdddd fini you saying it wrong its " google pls aimbot me pls"
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Zeta on June 11, 2018, 11:48:13 am
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3786.0
feels sad for Safi bye friend

(https://image.ibb.co/it887o/asd.png)
xd
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: fqle7hot on June 13, 2018, 03:04:43 pm
(https://image.ibb.co/dWR1Zd/123456.png)

#et tu secu?
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Maddy on June 13, 2018, 04:08:04 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3786.0
feels sad for Safi bye friend

(https://image.ibb.co/it887o/asd.png)
Lool
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Aksel on June 13, 2018, 05:06:07 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3786.0
feels sad for Safi bye friend

(https://image.ibb.co/it887o/asd.png)
Lool

i will never leave ggt to become a mod.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: SaiFi on June 14, 2018, 08:25:13 pm
Shut up aksel pWn clan leader aimbott hahhaa
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Aksel on June 14, 2018, 09:21:43 pm
Shut up aksel pWn clan leader aimbott hahhaa

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3786.msg35000#msg35000 (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3786.msg35000#msg35000)

i envy you because you'd have time to enjoy the summer break.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on June 15, 2018, 06:57:18 am
Shut up aksel pWn clan leader aimbott hahhaa

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3786.msg35000#msg35000 (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3786.msg35000#msg35000)

i envy you because you'd have time to enjoy the summer break.
I feel we should open up a donation post for Safi's Down Syndrome.

Uthar is about to reach 100HOURS on forums online time!
Congratulations!
Thank you so much for giving this time to the community admin
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on June 17, 2018, 11:21:16 am
Air is savage!

Quote
[14:50:07] [Team Chat] niaq1: we need Police to presi location

[14:50:14] [Team Chat] [IDF]Air:  Call 911

[14:50:22] [Team Chat] Chetan[IDF]: Nailed it XD

[14:50:33] [Team Chat] niaq1: president is not responding

[14:50:40] [Team Chat] [IDF]Air:  404 not found ?
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Zeta on June 17, 2018, 11:44:13 am
Shut up aksel pWn clan leader aimbott hahhaa
👍
Aksel 2 time ban for aimbot!
Ezz  :o
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Airman on June 17, 2018, 12:31:16 pm
Air is savage!

Quote
[14:50:07] [Team Chat] niaq1: we need Police to presi location

[14:50:14] [Team Chat] [IDF]Air:  Call 911

[14:50:22] [Team Chat] Chetan[IDF]: Nailed it XD

[14:50:33] [Team Chat] niaq1: president is not responding

[14:50:40] [Team Chat] [IDF]Air:  404 not found ?
just offering help :v
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Aksel on June 17, 2018, 06:01:57 pm
Shut up aksel pWn clan leader aimbott hahhaa
👍
Aksel 2 time ban for aimbot!
Ezz  :o
Ive been playing online video games since 2013, Well ive no idea from where did you get me a single proof video, logs or w/e of me being fishy and i promise you you'd never see me again. you guys are avg planB players and you think yourselves good, just try to take a look at other samp communities and i hope you'dnt come dissapointed.
dont force me to speak about cheating bans history because pWn has zero ban on record and we dont/will never tolerate that. but PPLV and IDF are rocking meanwhile GgT are reigning supreme,these last never kick their members when they get bans and in some cases they recuit players with cheating records(i am speaking about you)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Luka on June 17, 2018, 06:16:49 pm
Shut up aksel pWn clan leader aimbott hahhaa
👍
Aksel 2 time ban for aimbot!
Ezz  :o
Ive been playing online video games since 2013, Well ive no idea from where did you get me a single proof video, logs or w/e of me being fishy and i promise you you'd never see me again. you guys are avg planB players and you think yourselves good, just try to take a look at other samp communities and i hope you'dnt come dissapointed.
dont force me to speak about cheating bans history because pWn has zero ban on record and we dont/will never tolerate that. but PPLV and IDF are rocking meanwhile GgT are reigning supreme,these last never kick their members when they get bans and in some cases they recuit players with cheating records(i am speaking about you)
Jasmine banned for Aimbot,No recoil. on LVP she left samp because that ban lol,meanwhile finisha was trying to denied all the proofs.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Aksel on June 17, 2018, 07:41:16 pm
Shut up aksel pWn clan leader aimbott hahhaa
👍
Aksel 2 time ban for aimbot!
Ezz  :o
Ive been playing online video games since 2013, Well ive no idea from where did you get me a single proof video, logs or w/e of me being fishy and i promise you you'd never see me again. you guys are avg planB players and you think yourselves good, just try to take a look at other samp communities and i hope you'dnt come dissapointed.
dont force me to speak about cheating bans history because pWn has zero ban on record and we dont/will never tolerate that. but PPLV and IDF are rocking meanwhile GgT are reigning supreme,these last never kick their members when they get bans and in some cases they recuit players with cheating records(i am speaking about you)
Jasmine banned for Aimbot,No recoil. on LVP she left samp because that ban lol,meanwhile finisha was trying to denied all the proofs.
Jasmina was always recording her gameplay and posting it whenever it needed. Her ban was based on words and admins asslickin thats a commun thing in samp community. Even tho we are speaking about ptp. If i want to speak about other games ill just make fun of you.
 Can you show us those proofs video/SS? I am interested to see.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Luka on June 17, 2018, 08:01:52 pm
Done,check your PM.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Altus_Demens on June 17, 2018, 08:05:58 pm
This topic is called "Funny PTP Quotes". Please, consider continuing your discussion somewhere else.



(http://i68.tinypic.com/2vlm8gi.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Scott_ on June 22, 2018, 09:11:39 pm
Savage
(https://i.imgur.com/hZqph10.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on June 22, 2018, 09:15:47 pm
Savage
(https://i.imgur.com/hZqph10.jpg)
Rofl I was there when I tried to tell eagle many times that this vice doesnt seem good to me  ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Crash on June 22, 2018, 09:58:30 pm
Savage
(https://i.imgur.com/hZqph10.jpg)
That escalated quickly  ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Uthar_Smith on June 24, 2018, 10:52:24 pm
Uthar is about to reach 100HOURS on forums online time!
Congratulations!
Thank you so much for giving this time to the community admin
Np :D :D :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: YoMama on June 26, 2018, 05:38:05 am
This topic is called "Funny PTP Quotes". Please, consider continuing your discussion somewhere else.
To some of us, their arguments are riddled with "Funny PTP Quotes"...
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Fruiti. on June 26, 2018, 01:59:52 pm
Savage
(https://i.imgur.com/hZqph10.jpg)
Rofl I was there when I tried to tell eagle many times that this vice doesnt seem good to me  ;D
ban them  :-\
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on June 26, 2018, 03:35:43 pm
No need?

Ofc there are always people like you, people that don't know what they really want in their life.
searching in the dark, but wont find shit. People that study till age of 22, and then cry cuz they lost their life.
People like you, who don't know how to make their life easier.
There will be always dumb people. You can't change that.
Of course, there are always
People like him.
They will never notice
What to conceive.

They search in the dark,
But they won't find shit.
They study and bark,
Always crying a bit.

They're losing their lives,
For them life is a bitch.
Yet I could advice
How to be cool and rich.

They are just so dumb,
Don't try to disprove.
Well, I'm Donald Trump,
Now, fags, make a move!


 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on June 26, 2018, 11:42:34 pm
No need?

Ofc there are always people like you, people that don't know what they really want in their life.
searching in the dark, but wont find shit. People that study till age of 22, and then cry cuz they lost their life.
People like you, who don't know how to make their life easier.
There will be always dumb people. You can't change that.
Of course, there are always
People like him.
They will never notice
What to conceive.

They search in the dark,
But they won't find shit.
They study and bark,
Always crying a bit.

They're losing their lives,
For them life is a bitch.
Yet I could advice
How to be cool and rich.

They are just so dumb,
Don't try to disprove.
Well, I'm Donald Trump,
Now, fags, make a move!


 ;D ;D ;D
Holy moly Stanza's war.  :o
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Crash on July 01, 2018, 11:17:11 pm
Nikola[NO] there are more experienced admins to take care of cases such as this one. My videos weren't edited also the screen shot I took. My report was correct and I told and admin not to lock my report because someone else wanted to upload his video against Aksel (Raj) .
I don't know who accepted you but if you can't realize anything of the videos or screen shots then don't reply or lock the topics please. Let other admins to take care of the reports.




~This guy [pWn]Aksel_ just hunts terrorists and civilians as security class by abusing the Sawn-Off shotgun to kill their clan enemies (GgT,PPLV,IDF and DsE). Jonne or Carg handle this please. This report shouldn't be handled by new admins such as Nikola.
Thank you.
::) ::) ::)
 
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Miau on July 02, 2018, 01:14:22 am
Nikola[NO] there are more experienced admins to take care of cases such as this one. My videos weren't edited also the screen shot I took. My report was correct and I told and admin not to lock my report because someone else wanted to upload his video against Aksel (Raj) .
I don't know who accepted you but if you can't realize anything of the videos or screen shots then don't reply or lock the topics please. Let other admins to take care of the reports.




~This guy [pWn]Aksel_ just hunts terrorists and civilians as security class by abusing the Sawn-Off shotgun to kill their clan enemies (GgT,PPLV,IDF and DsE). Jonne or Carg handle this please. This report shouldn't be handled by new admins such as Nikola.
Thank you.

Here's an actual image of Nikola solving a report, 100% real no fake

(https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/455/1*snTXFElFuQLSFDnvZKJ6IA.png)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Uthar_Smith on July 02, 2018, 02:50:50 am
Hahah Nikola stuped doggo
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on July 02, 2018, 07:54:20 am
Nikola da best kkkkkkkkkkk 8)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Altus_Demens on July 02, 2018, 08:18:57 am
Yeah, what Madman wrote is just a foolishness. I assumed that he was lucky enough to get his comment silently removed, but everything is saved in the Internet...

I'd suggest Madman to do as much as Nikola did for this community before giving him such advices. :) Nikola was an admin when most of the current players (including me) had no clue about what SA:MP is. Moreover, he carried no old admin's arrogance after he came back a year ago. He didn't hesitate to learn about the current SA:MP environment, to ask questions in order to eventually become (again) one of the best admins in terms of attitude and game knowledge.

Imho, if Madman is a fair person, he should publicly apologise to Nikola for his public groundless accusations and indecent attitude.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Arabiane on July 02, 2018, 09:54:22 am
Yeah, what Madman wrote is just a foolishness. I assumed that he was lucky enough to get his comment silently removed, but everything is saved in the Internet...

I'd suggest Madman to do as much as Nikola did for this community before giving him such advices. :) Nikola was an admin when most of the current players (including me) had no clue about what SA:MP is. Moreover, he carried no old admin's arrogance after he came back a year ago. He didn't hesitate to learn about the current SA:MP environment, to ask questions in order to eventually become (again) one of the best admins in terms of attitude and game knowledge.

Imho, if Madman is a fair person, he should publicly apologise to Nikola for his public groundless accusations and indecent attitude.
"Stay on the topic pls."
:(  8)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Aksel on July 02, 2018, 01:56:07 pm
Yeah, what Madman wrote is just a foolishness. I assumed that he was lucky enough to get his comment silently removed, but everything is saved in the Internet...

I'd suggest Madman to do as much as Nikola did for this community before giving him such advices. :) Nikola was an admin when most of the current players (including me) had no clue about what SA:MP is. Moreover, he carried no old admin's arrogance after he came back a year ago. He didn't hesitate to learn about the current SA:MP environment, to ask questions in order to eventually become (again) one of the best admins in terms of attitude and game knowledge.

Imho, if Madman is a fair person, he should publicly apologise to Nikola for his public groundless accusations and indecent attitude.
Their frustration is highly understandable, making fake reports with edited clips make them feel better.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Nikola on July 02, 2018, 02:18:17 pm
Any criticism towards me is welcome, especially criticism as amusing as the one posted in this topic :D. I take nothing personal.

Now, let's not turn "Funny PTP Quotes" into a topic for petty quarreling, please.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on July 02, 2018, 04:27:22 pm
Yayy NIQULLAA
Did he get a warning for that?
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Saurabh on July 03, 2018, 12:01:06 am
In his defence, i think he just wanted new admins to stay away from report and he wasn't really targeting nikola personally or 'doubting' only his abilities .(poor choice of words madman!)
But yea he didn't know that nikola had been an admin long ago so he added him to his"new  admins" list.  What a mistake. ty for the enlightenment Altus.

Since this is a ptp quotes topic, let me write a topic related quote to cover up my shit.
@madman "Never judge a book by it's cover"

I demand 69$ for my sherlock level inspection of this case and extra words of wisdom.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Fruiti. on July 03, 2018, 09:28:00 am
maybe he judged Nikola by his profile picture here on forum..
@Nikola try getting fox pics
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: iDanz0r on July 03, 2018, 07:44:23 pm
Let's not spread the toxicity against anyone and stick within the topic.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Skittles on July 03, 2018, 10:15:00 pm
@Nikola try getting fox pics

It's an invite-only club, sorry.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: lax on July 04, 2018, 12:44:32 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3969.msg36601;boardseen#new
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Spectre on July 04, 2018, 01:53:01 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3969.msg36601;boardseen#new

Damn, I wish I was Pakistani just so I could join this awesome clan... :'(
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on July 04, 2018, 04:52:35 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=3969.msg36601;boardseen#new

Damn, I wish I was Pakistani just so I could join this awesome clan... :'(

You can't :P
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Fruiti. on July 06, 2018, 09:59:06 am
https://imgur.com/pLAJGyW presense of Ahmed @id6
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Luka on July 06, 2018, 08:09:04 pm
https://imgur.com/pLAJGyW presense of Ahmed @id6
its me,not ahmed
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on July 06, 2018, 08:23:19 pm
https://imgur.com/pLAJGyW presense of Ahmed @id6
its me,not ahmed
He mean that you are trying to act just like AhMeD[GgT] (it is a wild guess and I could be wrong so pardon me :D).
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Luka on July 06, 2018, 10:25:29 pm
Who is ahmed lol
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Miau on July 06, 2018, 10:50:30 pm
Who is ahmed lol

Hawks' best friend.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Luka on July 06, 2018, 11:20:42 pm
Who is ahmed lol

Hawks' best friend.
who is hawks?
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Sumit on July 07, 2018, 12:28:56 am
Who is ahmed lol

Hawks' best friend.
who is hawks?
AhMeD's best friend  8) 8)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on July 07, 2018, 07:26:05 am
Who is ahmed lol

Hawks' best friend.
who is hawks?
AhMeD's best friend  8) 8)
You guys are LELs rofl ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: lax on July 07, 2018, 08:25:13 am
Who is ahmed lol

As far I know that Ahmed is some aimbotter who got banned and Hawks is TEAM NO Management(Correct me if I am wrong)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Carg on July 07, 2018, 11:52:30 am
Who is ahmed lol

As far I know that Ahmed is some aimbotter who got banned and Hawks is TEAM NO Management(Correct me if I am wrong)
Ahmed is not aimbotter. He loves doors
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Crash on July 07, 2018, 12:15:33 pm
Quote
• In-game name - WuZi[GgT]
• Your IP address - [IP address has been removed due to the General Data Protection Regulation]
• The date you were banned - 05/11/16
• The staff member who banned you (If it was the system write 'System' and if you don't know write 'Unknown') - Aki
• Extra space for you to explain what happened -
I have death evaded in the fight of yesterday because I was in Hitler mode and I couldn't hold myself back. I don't want to go into too many details and play with words because I know you don't like long stories.
Sorry to have disappointed the staff team and my friends once again.
But I do want to play here again, so I kindly and carefully ask for an unban. I hope all good things come in three, even though it is my second ban :D
Sorry once again.
ALL HEIL NAZI
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Arabiane on July 07, 2018, 01:10:27 pm
Who is ahmed lol

As far I know that Ahmed is some aimbotter who got banned and Hawks is TEAM NO Management(Correct me if I am wrong)
Get ready to be hunted by Ahmed bish
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on July 12, 2018, 05:55:31 pm
Quote from: cobby's ban appeal
sumit i didnt use mods i used cleo and i see no rules saying backflip.cleo not allowed pls unban
Lmfao seriously?  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on July 13, 2018, 03:27:49 pm
Fuck everything i get the best clan for me:
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=4032.msg37235;boardseen#new (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=4032.msg37235;boardseen#new)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Uthar_Smith on July 13, 2018, 03:59:16 pm
VERY GRETT CLAN!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on July 13, 2018, 05:13:36 pm
Fuck everything i get the best clan for me:
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=4032.msg37235;boardseen#new (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=4032.msg37235;boardseen#new)
VERY GRETT CLAN!
1 banned player clan meh.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on July 13, 2018, 05:41:06 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/goY24bH.png)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on July 13, 2018, 05:47:10 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/goY24bH.png)
Custom created or tempered as far as I see. Trying to frame poor lizard.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on July 13, 2018, 06:36:23 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/goY24bH.png)
Custom created or tempered as far as I see. Trying to frame poor lizard.
Not custom made, I just hide the sentence I said. We both were joking and he said this. Made me laugh hard XD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Uzumaki on July 13, 2018, 06:37:47 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/goY24bH.png)
I was LMAO after Lizard_Person told this xD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: SwirlyMan on July 13, 2018, 06:46:27 pm
Fuck everything i get the best clan for me:
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=4032.msg37235;boardseen#new (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=4032.msg37235;boardseen#new)
Creative clan lol ::)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Ege on July 13, 2018, 07:24:00 pm
old but gold

(http://i67.tinypic.com/negn14.png)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Arabiane on July 13, 2018, 07:24:09 pm
Fuck everything i get the best clan for me:
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=4032.msg37235;boardseen#new (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=4032.msg37235;boardseen#new)
Creative clan lol ::)
daaamn where is Gablo ..
we were searching for this clan for along time,we will make it the best.

old but gold

(http://i67.tinypic.com/negn14.png)
players today will not knew who is the legandary athena
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Quido on July 13, 2018, 08:42:01 pm
old but gold

(http://i67.tinypic.com/negn14.png)

Tenshi scripting is the real joke
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Spectre on July 13, 2018, 11:16:41 pm
old but gold

(http://i67.tinypic.com/negn14.png)

Lmao dat nickname... xD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on July 14, 2018, 09:18:09 am
[PB]LP[IDF]
soon xD
Also,


Hey guys i thought of an idea today
i thought of that ptp has less weapons you need to make more weapon scripts like /holiday eng
first i thought /holiday esp gives changed weapons than holiday eng
and add more weapons to classes.
here is the board that shows what weapons should be added in following classes:

president: country rifle
vice-president: country rifle or nothing cuz vice dont have a duty or save president
security: its okay with secs
police: okay
swat: okay
terorists: okay
civils: country rifle and 1 bomb



note: this is for admins pls dont say all classes can type /holiday eng cuz thats shit
note 2: make country rifles bullets 10 so /holiday eng command dont go to trash cuz it has more bullets
sincerely cobby banned
Nope
-1

Nope
-1

this isnt for stupid people that say no here
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Son_Gun on July 14, 2018, 10:26:14 am
Fuck everything i get the best clan for me:
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=4032.msg37235;boardseen#new (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=4032.msg37235;boardseen#new)
Creative clan lol ::)

I wish i was pro enough to join [PB]
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on July 14, 2018, 03:36:30 pm
(https://s15.postimg.cc/7baiu0fcr/Untitled.png)
all of my videos have 60% views from pakistan xD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on July 14, 2018, 05:59:19 pm
(https://s15.postimg.cc/7baiu0fcr/Untitled.png)
all of my videos have 60% views from pakistan xD
**FUNNY PTP QUOTES**
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on July 14, 2018, 06:41:16 pm
Hi i am cobby from ptp yeah shape of you
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Uzumaki on July 15, 2018, 02:11:28 pm
(https://s15.postimg.cc/7baiu0fcr/Untitled.png)
all of my videos have 60% views from pakistan xD
**FUNNY PTP QUOTES**
Chetan is acting like a admin. O.o
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on July 15, 2018, 04:26:00 pm
(https://s15.postimg.cc/7baiu0fcr/Untitled.png)
all of my videos have 60% views from pakistan xD
**FUNNY PTP QUOTES**
Chetan is acting like a admin. O.o

Yeah thats the only reason I got so many warnings from the staff. LOL
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Son_Gun on July 15, 2018, 05:06:09 pm
(https://s15.postimg.cc/7baiu0fcr/Untitled.png)
all of my videos have 60% views from pakistan xD
**FUNNY PTP QUOTES**
Chetan is acting like a admin. O.o

Shhh chetan will rekt u
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on July 20, 2018, 10:55:58 am
Bye cobby! We'll not miss you  :'(
Quote
<PBBot1>: [6] cobby no one will miss me please dont miss me or i will come to your house to kill you
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: SaiFi on July 20, 2018, 01:02:19 pm
bye cobby haha :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( hahahaha
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on July 20, 2018, 01:04:28 pm
Gobbie Dead? :o
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on July 20, 2018, 06:10:22 pm
Happy birthday!
Lol
HBD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Jack_Bhai on July 21, 2018, 08:15:34 pm
Bye Cobby Nooob
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on July 25, 2018, 08:02:19 pm
Quote from: Lizard_Person's Mod app
Any past experience being an admin: I did own one server, but as I was the only player, my server was hacker free.
Rofl poor guy ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: SaiFi on July 26, 2018, 08:11:25 am
Hahahahaha
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Ege on July 26, 2018, 03:37:34 pm
Quote from: Lizard_Person's Mod app
Any past experience being an admin: I did own one server, but as I was the only player, my server was hacker free.
Rofl poor guy ;D
%100 hacker-free, what else would admins ask for...
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on July 26, 2018, 06:51:47 pm
Quote from: Lizard_Person's Mod app
Any past experience being an admin: I did own one server, but as I was the only player, my server was hacker free.
Rofl poor guy ;D
%100 hacker-free, what else would admins ask for...
Wages for serving as admin. I have seen this shit in some sort of DM server lol.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: SaiFi on July 27, 2018, 11:32:13 am
GG
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Crash on July 30, 2018, 05:33:08 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/ZvqYFCY.png)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Aksel on July 31, 2018, 12:13:21 am
(https://i.imgur.com/ZvqYFCY.png)
ROFLL
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on July 31, 2018, 12:47:55 am
(https://i.imgur.com/ZvqYFCY.png)
lmfao
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: SaiFi on July 31, 2018, 05:07:02 am
(https://i.imgur.com/ZvqYFCY.png)
lmfao
😂
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on July 31, 2018, 09:03:45 am
Quote
cobby[2] no deadmeat is fuck?

cobby[2] no deadmeat is fuck

[RZ]Deadman[0] no internet for u

cobby[2] sorry pls :*(

[RZ]Deadman[0] no internet

cobby[2] sorry!!!!!!!

cobby[2] sorry!!!!!!! :************(

[RZ]Deadman[0] say cobby is a cock

cobby[2] cobby is a cock

[RZ]Deadman[0] big cock

cobby[2] cobby is a big cock

cobby[2] dont screenshot it

[RZ]Deadman[0] Good enjoy internet

cobby[2] dont screenshot it

cobby[2] cobby is a pro cock

cobby[2] cobby is a pro

cobby[2] thx deadman now my internet is better
This is why they are PRO BROS! :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on July 31, 2018, 10:16:46 am
Is this a troll or were you really controlling his internet because he maybe lives near you
BTW lol tho
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Aksel on July 31, 2018, 02:53:23 pm
Is this a troll or were you really controlling his internet because he maybe lives near you
BTW lol tho

just give me their IPs and ill send them back to real life, just ask Finisher what happend when i DDos'ed him.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on July 31, 2018, 05:53:12 pm
Is this a troll or were you really controlling his internet because he maybe lives near you
BTW lol tho

just give me their IPs and ill send them back to real life, just ask Finisher what happend when i DDos'ed him.
Ask niqulla he will give you ip
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on July 31, 2018, 09:00:26 pm
Quote
cobby[2] no deadmeat is fuck?

cobby[2] no deadmeat is fuck

[RZ]Deadman[0] no internet for u

cobby[2] sorry pls :*(

[RZ]Deadman[0] no internet

cobby[2] sorry!!!!!!!

cobby[2] sorry!!!!!!! :************(

[RZ]Deadman[0] say cobby is a cock

cobby[2] cobby is a cock

[RZ]Deadman[0] big cock

cobby[2] cobby is a big cock

cobby[2] dont screenshot it

[RZ]Deadman[0] Good enjoy internet

cobby[2] dont screenshot it

cobby[2] cobby is a pro cock

cobby[2] cobby is a pro

cobby[2] thx deadman now my internet is better
This is why they are PRO BROS! :D

ROFL
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Kelik on August 03, 2018, 03:21:27 pm
(https://s15.postimg.cc/7baiu0fcr/Untitled.png)
all of my videos have 60% views from pakistan xD

You watching VanossGaming I see..... Good to have a Fan here :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on August 03, 2018, 06:32:41 pm
(https://s15.postimg.cc/7baiu0fcr/Untitled.png)
all of my videos have 60% views from pakistan xD

You watching VanossGaming I see..... Good to have a Fan here :D
I've got his merch too baby
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Satvik on August 03, 2018, 07:12:01 pm
VIP Chat [RZ]Deadman: Idan whats your age?

VIP Chat IDAN[PPLV]: On August 22

VIP Chat [RZ]Deadman: be mature

(https://media.giphy.com/media/LyJ6KPlrFdKnK/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on August 03, 2018, 07:14:59 pm
VIP Chat [RZ]Deadman: Idan whats your age?

VIP Chat IDAN[PPLV]: On August 22

VIP Chat [RZ]Deadman: be mature

(https://media.giphy.com/media/LyJ6KPlrFdKnK/giphy.gif)
It was better if you copy paste the whole discussion rather than cutting it and making it tempered.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: IDAN on August 03, 2018, 10:02:32 pm
VIP Chat [RZ]Deadman: Idan whats your age?

VIP Chat IDAN[PPLV]: On August 22

VIP Chat [RZ]Deadman: be mature

(https://media.giphy.com/media/LyJ6KPlrFdKnK/giphy.gif)

Yea,I am sure that I am the kid here...
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on August 04, 2018, 08:48:58 am
VIP Chat [RZ]Deadman: Idan whats your age?

VIP Chat IDAN[PPLV]: On August 22

VIP Chat [RZ]Deadman: be mature

(https://media.giphy.com/media/LyJ6KPlrFdKnK/giphy.gif)

Yea,I am sure that I am the kid here...
Damn.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Bully on August 04, 2018, 12:59:41 pm
VIP Chat [RZ]Deadman: Idan whats your age?

VIP Chat IDAN[PPLV]: On August 22

VIP Chat [RZ]Deadman: be mature

(https://media.giphy.com/media/LyJ6KPlrFdKnK/giphy.gif)
Satvik is the opposite version of Yash.
"i will leave Ggt after getting Vip and becoming mod" lol
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Yash on August 04, 2018, 04:06:48 pm
VIP Chat [RZ]Deadman: Idan whats your age?

VIP Chat IDAN[PPLV]: On August 22

VIP Chat [RZ]Deadman: be mature

(https://media.giphy.com/media/LyJ6KPlrFdKnK/giphy.gif)
Satvik is the opposite version of Yash.
"i will leave Ggt after getting Vip and becoming mod" lol
Haha very funny :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: EnGin on August 04, 2018, 05:21:35 pm
VIP Chat [RZ]Deadman: Idan whats your age?

VIP Chat IDAN[PPLV]: On August 22

VIP Chat [RZ]Deadman: be mature

(https://media.giphy.com/media/LyJ6KPlrFdKnK/giphy.gif)
Satvik is the opposite version of Yash.
"i will leave Ggt after getting Vip and becoming mod" lol
Haha very funny :D

#PlanB.Echo* [14] VIP Chat Quinn: How's Kencer
#PlanB.Echo* [10] VIP Chat Schottky_BiB: deadman?
#PlanB.Echo* [32] VIP Chat [RZ]Deadman: ?
#PlanB.Echo* [10] VIP Chat Schottky_BiB: yash is asking how are you
#PlanB.Echo* [9] VIP Chat SatviK:  XD
#PlanB.Echo* [14] VIP Chat Quinn: Xd

this is more funny
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on August 04, 2018, 06:24:56 pm
VIP Chat [RZ]Deadman: Idan whats your age?

VIP Chat IDAN[PPLV]: On August 22

VIP Chat [RZ]Deadman: be mature

(https://media.giphy.com/media/LyJ6KPlrFdKnK/giphy.gif)
Satvik is the opposite version of Yash.
"i will leave Ggt after getting Vip and becoming mod" lol
Haha very funny :D

#PlanB.Echo* [14] VIP Chat Quinn: How's Kencer
#PlanB.Echo* [10] VIP Chat Schottky_BiB: deadman?
#PlanB.Echo* [32] VIP Chat [RZ]Deadman: ?
#PlanB.Echo* [10] VIP Chat Schottky_BiB: yash is asking how are you
#PlanB.Echo* [9] VIP Chat SatviK:  XD
#PlanB.Echo* [14] VIP Chat Quinn: Xd

this is more funny

Nope, it’s bullshit.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on August 05, 2018, 01:27:29 pm
VIP Chat [RZ]Deadman: Idan whats your age?

VIP Chat IDAN[PPLV]: On August 22

VIP Chat [RZ]Deadman: be mature

(https://media.giphy.com/media/LyJ6KPlrFdKnK/giphy.gif)

Yea,I am sure that I am the kid here...
lol idan we luv ya!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on August 05, 2018, 01:47:34 pm
VIP Chat [RZ]Deadman: Idan whats your age?

VIP Chat IDAN[PPLV]: On August 22

VIP Chat [RZ]Deadman: be mature

(https://media.giphy.com/media/LyJ6KPlrFdKnK/giphy.gif)
Satvik is the opposite version of Yash.
"i will leave Ggt after getting Vip and becoming mod" lol
Haha very funny :D

#PlanB.Echo* [14] VIP Chat Quinn: How's Kencer
#PlanB.Echo* [10] VIP Chat Schottky_BiB: deadman?
#PlanB.Echo* [32] VIP Chat [RZ]Deadman: ?
#PlanB.Echo* [10] VIP Chat Schottky_BiB: yash is asking how are you
#PlanB.Echo* [9] VIP Chat SatviK:  XD
#PlanB.Echo* [14] VIP Chat Quinn: Xd

this is more funny

Nope, it’s bullshit.
No, but yet it's true
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Satvik on August 10, 2018, 11:51:35 am
[15:17:08] <GhOstZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[17] {FFFFFF}I got banned bcs I was protected GgT player

[15:18:13] <GhOstZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[17] {FFFFFF}I insulted Carg hard and he promised he will ban me

[15:18:20] <GhOstZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[17] {FFFFFF}and he did it

[15:18:26] <SatviK> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}i insult him daily

[15:18:28] <GhOstZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[17] {FFFFFF}together with Niks and Wuzi.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Yash on August 10, 2018, 11:59:11 am
Quote
[15:17:08] <GhOstZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[17] {FFFFFF}I got banned bcs I was protected GgT player

[15:18:13] <GhOstZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[17] {FFFFFF}I insulted Carg hard and he promised he will ban me

[15:18:20] <GhOstZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[17] {FFFFFF}and he did it

[15:18:26] <SatviK> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}i insult him daily

[15:18:28] <GhOstZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[17] {FFFFFF}together with Niks and Wuzi.
Ban coming Satvik.. jeje
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Finisher on August 10, 2018, 12:57:26 pm
[15:17:08] <GhOstZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[17] {FFFFFF}I got banned bcs I was protected GgT player

[15:18:13] <GhOstZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[17] {FFFFFF}I insulted Carg hard and he promised he will ban me

[15:18:20] <GhOstZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[17] {FFFFFF}and he did it

[15:18:26] <SatviK> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}i insult him daily

[15:18:28] <GhOstZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[17] {FFFFFF}together with Niks and Wuzi.

Who thought Satvik would make such a post in 2018 in this particular incident? Extraordinary.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on August 10, 2018, 01:00:46 pm
[15:17:08] <GhOstZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[17] {FFFFFF}I got banned bcs I was protected GgT player

[15:18:13] <GhOstZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[17] {FFFFFF}I insulted Carg hard and he promised he will ban me

[15:18:20] <GhOstZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[17] {FFFFFF}and he did it

[15:18:26] <SatviK> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}i insult him daily

[15:18:28] <GhOstZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[17] {FFFFFF}together with Niks and Wuzi.

Not sure what does that mean  :-X
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Aksel on August 10, 2018, 10:53:53 pm
[15:17:08] <GhOstZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[17] {FFFFFF}I got banned bcs I was protected GgT player

[15:18:13] <GhOstZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[17] {FFFFFF}I insulted Carg hard and he promised he will ban me

[15:18:20] <GhOstZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[17] {FFFFFF}and he did it

[15:18:26] <SatviK> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}i insult him daily

[15:18:28] <GhOstZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[17] {FFFFFF}together with Niks and Wuzi.
U love how ghostz is trying to make a propaganda...
First he was banned because fimpen ordered carg to after he had more than enough evidence.
he was aimboting and had another anti collusion hack.
And that wasnot his first ban as he got banned in uL server scripted anticheat for aimbottibg. An ex GgT who exposed him and his ban record are still on uL database.
Till now i still dont want to post his videos
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GhOstZ on August 11, 2018, 12:43:03 am

Kid
you think that you looks like badass now but no, u made yourself looks so stupid.


@Aksel Hate me more!
it's kinda fun.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Luka on August 11, 2018, 02:20:07 am
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/pUeXcg80cO8I8/giphy.webp)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on August 11, 2018, 08:11:26 am
[15:17:08] <GhOstZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[17] {FFFFFF}I got banned bcs I was protected GgT player

[15:18:13] <GhOstZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[17] {FFFFFF}I insulted Carg hard and he promised he will ban me

[15:18:20] <GhOstZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[17] {FFFFFF}and he did it

[15:18:26] <SatviK> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}i insult him daily

[15:18:28] <GhOstZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[17] {FFFFFF}together with Niks and Wuzi.

Who thought Satvik would make such a post in 2018 in this particular incident? Extraordinary.
So Now Satvik is gonna be a Level 5.
Dayum
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on August 11, 2018, 08:18:35 am
[15:17:08] <GhOstZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[17] {FFFFFF}I got banned bcs I was protected GgT player

[15:18:13] <GhOstZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[17] {FFFFFF}I insulted Carg hard and he promised he will ban me

[15:18:20] <GhOstZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[17] {FFFFFF}and he did it

[15:18:26] <SatviK> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}i insult him daily

[15:18:28] <GhOstZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[17] {FFFFFF}together with Niks and Wuzi.

Who thought Satvik would make such a post in 2018 in this particular incident? Extraordinary.
So Now Satvik is gonna be a Level 5.
Dayum

Hahahaha
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Tochy on August 14, 2018, 04:17:43 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=4287.msg39090#new
Quote from: Altus_Demens
However, I am willing to give you a very last chance. Use it wisely. You will be unbanned on the 14th of October 2018. You should keep in mind that a single ban evasion during this term, made by a mistake or not, or by your brother, sister or hamster, will get you banned permanently.
Gamer Hamster
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Aksel on August 14, 2018, 07:00:20 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=4287.msg39090#new
Quote from: Altus_Demens
However, I am willing to give you a very last chance. Use it wisely. You will be unbanned on the 14th of October 2018. You should keep in mind that a single ban evasion during this term, made by a mistake or not, or by your brother, sister or hamster, will get you banned permanently.
Gamer Hamster
are you surprised? i let my cat play too from time to time
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Tochy on August 14, 2018, 07:09:06 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=4287.msg39090#new
Quote from: Altus_Demens
However, I am willing to give you a very last chance. Use it wisely. You will be unbanned on the 14th of October 2018. You should keep in mind that a single ban evasion during this term, made by a mistake or not, or by your brother, sister or hamster, will get you banned permanently.
Gamer Hamster
are you surprised? i let my cat play too from time to time
:o
Then it must be using aimbot
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Aksel on August 14, 2018, 11:59:32 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=4287.msg39090#new
Quote from: Altus_Demens
However, I am willing to give you a very last chance. Use it wisely. You will be unbanned on the 14th of October 2018. You should keep in mind that a single ban evasion during this term, made by a mistake or not, or by your brother, sister or hamster, will get you banned permanently.
Gamer Hamster
are you surprised? i let my cat play too from time to time
:o
Then it must be using aimbot
Yes once that hamster busted my cat using aimbat and bant it out of house for 2 months
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Tochy on August 15, 2018, 12:16:50 am
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=4287.msg39090#new
Quote from: Altus_Demens
However, I am willing to give you a very last chance. Use it wisely. You will be unbanned on the 14th of October 2018. You should keep in mind that a single ban evasion during this term, made by a mistake or not, or by your brother, sister or hamster, will get you banned permanently.
Gamer Hamster
are you surprised? i let my cat play too from time to time
:o
Then it must be using aimbot
Yes once that hamster busted my cat using aimbat and bant it out of house for 2 months
Haha that's well said xd
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on August 29, 2018, 05:33:51 pm
Use your instinct, I am afraid I am going to oppose this suggestion.
-1
dont be afraid

I am afraid Fruiti will report me with a lot of screenshots and get me banned. :(
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Crash on September 04, 2018, 07:26:20 pm
(http://i66.tinypic.com/atn3p3.png)
Did he ban evaded? :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on September 05, 2018, 07:08:07 pm
(http://i66.tinypic.com/atn3p3.png)
Did he ban evaded? :D
No he evaded a ban
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on September 06, 2018, 12:32:07 pm
(http://i66.tinypic.com/atn3p3.png)
Did he ban evaded? :D
No he evaded a ban
NO he tried to evade the world after break-up with Selena Gomez.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Uzumaki on September 08, 2018, 02:36:57 pm
• Players' name:Don@ld_Trump
• Date it occurred: 06-09-2018
• Reason for the report (Go into more detail about what they did):
Hello, citizens. Today, some services have reported to me that there is a DISGUISTING moron on our server. It's a matter of state importance! This idiot (probably an illegal refugee from Mexico) impersonates me. He uses the name: "Don@ld_Trump". As you know - there is only one, real President of the United States of America. Spoofing is not allowed in here (you can't make an "C@rg" accout for example), I demand a H-U-G-E response.
• Any screenshots or videos that go along with the report:
The best report is here!!!!!!!
TRUMPSTER4EVER
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on September 08, 2018, 03:34:42 pm
• Players' name:Don@ld_Trump
• Date it occurred: 06-09-2018
• Reason for the report (Go into more detail about what they did):
Hello, citizens. Today, some services have reported to me that there is a DISGUISTING moron on our server. It's a matter of state importance! This idiot (probably an illegal refugee from Mexico) impersonates me. He uses the name: "Don@ld_Trump". As you know - there is only one, real President of the United States of America. Spoofing is not allowed in here (you can't make an "C@rg" accout for example), I demand a H-U-G-E response.
• Any screenshots or videos that go along with the report:
The best report is here!!!!!!!
TRUMPSTER4EVER
No best one was spici popot report
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Finisher on September 08, 2018, 03:49:22 pm
Hopefully Fares won’t be sorry for posting this time! :-[
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Yash on September 08, 2018, 04:09:33 pm
Hopefully Fares won’t be sorry for posting this time! :-[
Hahahahah xD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Tochy on September 08, 2018, 04:54:46 pm
Hopefully Fares won’t be sorry for posting this time! :-[
Lol that signature!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on September 08, 2018, 05:06:12 pm
Hopefully Fares won’t be sorry for posting this time! :-[

Most people on forums are like this while saying something in a report xD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shark_The_Helicopter on September 14, 2018, 06:17:23 pm
• Players' name: Monkey_D_Thug[PPLV]
• Date it occurred:Couple of months ago , sorry for a late submission I just found it today in my clips
• Reason for the report (Go into more detail about what they did):Hero and I followed him and just don't know what happened if it was just a bug or he really used CMD /kill. it's in your hands.
• Any screenshots or videos that go along with the report: PROOF
https://youtu.be/bnhSUynz4_8

Watch out, Spici gonna get all PTP banned kekek.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on September 15, 2018, 07:01:13 am
I RQ kk
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on October 05, 2018, 12:45:16 pm
Savage cobby  :D

(https://i.imgur.com/zOJlqzq.png)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: AhMeD on October 07, 2018, 12:54:21 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/iyaaStJ.png)

Reminds me of :
(https://i.imgur.com/IYz2T5D.png)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shark_The_Helicopter on October 07, 2018, 02:47:55 pm
wat
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on October 07, 2018, 03:36:01 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/iyaaStJ.png)

Reminds me of :
(https://i.imgur.com/IYz2T5D.png)
I always wanted to reply like this but I fear I will end up getting muted
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Satvik on October 07, 2018, 04:48:56 pm
Quote
• No adult or offensive content
- Do not post videos or pictures of content like pornography, animal cruelty, violence, terrorism, death etc


Make sure you read the other forum rules aswell.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Haunter on October 07, 2018, 07:01:32 pm
Quote
• No adult or offensive content
- Do not post videos or pictures of content like pornography, animal cruelty, violence, terrorism, death etc

Make sure you read the other forum rules (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=1015.0) aswell.
Reading the ingame rules (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=136.0) would also be a good idea.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Hito on October 07, 2018, 07:27:15 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/iyaaStJ.png)

Reminds me of :
(https://i.imgur.com/IYz2T5D.png)
Wanna coutinho my help for GgT and rekt pWn
Lmao
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on November 11, 2018, 05:28:56 pm
[21:23:24] PM from [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): heloow m owner

[21:23:32] PM to [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): who are you?

[21:23:42] PM from [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): me is cooby

[21:23:42] PM to [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): what?

[21:23:46] PM from [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): me is cobby

[21:23:49] PM to [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): who cobby?

[21:23:52] PM from [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): me is u pet

[21:24:03] PM to [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): what the...........? what pet?

[21:24:26] PM from [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): me is deadman pet ohh i is not u pet

[21:24:38] PM to [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): who's pet?

[21:24:42] PM from [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): meh

[21:24:55] PM to [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): who's deadman?

[21:25:01] PM from [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): my owner

[21:25:15] PM to [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): so why are you personal messaging me?

[21:25:21] PM from [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): i luv he he luv me too

[21:25:33] PM to [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): I am gonna kidnap you now

[21:25:45] PM from [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): :*(

I am sorry to inform that my first victim Cobby got kidnapped recently. Deep consolations for this dood 8)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: LPCOLTER on November 12, 2018, 06:02:50 pm
F
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shawkhawk did nothing wrong! on December 29, 2018, 07:00:02 pm
[21:23:24] PM from [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): heloow m owner

[21:23:32] PM to [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): who are you?

[21:23:42] PM from [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): me is cooby

[21:23:42] PM to [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): what?

[21:23:46] PM from [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): me is cobby

[21:23:49] PM to [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): who cobby?

[21:23:52] PM from [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): me is u pet

[21:24:03] PM to [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): what the...........? what pet?

[21:24:26] PM from [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): me is deadman pet ohh i is not u pet

[21:24:38] PM to [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): who's pet?

[21:24:42] PM from [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): meh

[21:24:55] PM to [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): who's deadman?

[21:25:01] PM from [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): my owner

[21:25:15] PM to [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): so why are you personal messaging me?

[21:25:21] PM from [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): i luv he he luv me too

[21:25:33] PM to [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): I am gonna kidnap you now

[21:25:45] PM from [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): :*(

I am sorry to inform that my first victim Cobby got kidnapped recently. Deep consolations for this dood 8)
After reading this sadist inside me is crying tears of blood.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Lizard_Person on December 29, 2018, 07:58:00 pm
[21:23:24] PM from [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): heloow m owner

[21:23:32] PM to [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): who are you?

[21:23:42] PM from [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): me is cooby

[21:23:42] PM to [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): what?

[21:23:46] PM from [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): me is cobby

[21:23:49] PM to [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): who cobby?

[21:23:52] PM from [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): me is u pet

[21:24:03] PM to [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): what the...........? what pet?

[21:24:26] PM from [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): me is deadman pet ohh i is not u pet

[21:24:38] PM to [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): who's pet?

[21:24:42] PM from [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): meh

[21:24:55] PM to [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): who's deadman?

[21:25:01] PM from [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): my owner

[21:25:15] PM to [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): so why are you personal messaging me?

[21:25:21] PM from [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): i luv he he luv me too

[21:25:33] PM to [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): I am gonna kidnap you now

[21:25:45] PM from [PB]cobby_D_Best(31): :*(

I am sorry to inform that my first victim Cobby got kidnapped recently. Deep consolations for this dood 8)
I see you changed your first gay name to another gay name.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Bully on December 30, 2018, 05:50:42 am
Why kids here getting dumber day by day ?
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Zeta on December 30, 2018, 07:43:32 am
LOL
Nice one
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GeneraL on January 06, 2019, 02:35:06 pm
Why kids here getting dumber day by day ?
Lol 😂😂😂
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Spici_Popot on January 06, 2019, 04:41:24 pm
Why kids here getting dumber day by day ?

So don't bully them you *
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Finisher on January 06, 2019, 08:30:32 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=4890.0

Banned undercover testing money hacks!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!! shiiiiiiiiiiiit
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Menace on January 06, 2019, 08:48:55 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=4890.0

Banned undercover testing money hacks!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!! shiiiiiiiiiiiit


unfair ban
Wtf the staff is on auto f**king pilot?
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Quido on January 06, 2019, 09:18:42 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=4890.0

Banned undercover testing money hacks!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!! shiiiiiiiiiiiit


unfair ban
Wtf the staff is on auto f**king pilot?

(https://i.imgur.com/l01SqnI.gif)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Seven on January 07, 2019, 01:02:59 am
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=4890.0

Banned undercover testing money hacks!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!! shiiiiiiiiiiiit

JAJA, nice bans.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Carg on January 07, 2019, 01:15:25 am
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=4890.0

Banned undercover testing money hacks!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!! shiiiiiiiiiiiit


unfair ban
Wtf the staff is on auto f**king pilot?

(https://i.imgur.com/l01SqnI.gif)
(https://i.ibb.co/WWWjh0H/s0P4m5Q.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Darwin on January 07, 2019, 01:43:01 am
what a good way to start off 2019 tochy.first ban and its for money hacks ::)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Madman on January 07, 2019, 07:40:49 am
Money hax is gonna replace sniper pointer at night
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Skittles on January 08, 2019, 03:45:31 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=4890.0

Banned undercover testing money hacks!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!! shiiiiiiiiiiiit


unfair ban
Wtf the staff is on auto f**king pilot?

(https://i.imgur.com/l01SqnI.gif)
(https://i.ibb.co/WWWjh0H/s0P4m5Q.jpg)

(https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7bukXO7ftpp8EnnO/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Seven on January 08, 2019, 11:11:12 pm
https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=4890.0

Banned undercover testing money hacks!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!! shiiiiiiiiiiiit


unfair ban
Wtf the staff is on auto f**king pilot?

(https://i.imgur.com/l01SqnI.gif)
(https://i.ibb.co/WWWjh0H/s0P4m5Q.jpg)

(https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7bukXO7ftpp8EnnO/giphy.gif)

JJAJA lmao  ::).
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on January 10, 2019, 03:54:24 pm
This is how legends make reports.

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=4902.msg44071#new (https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=4902.msg44071#new)

Hail Cobby The Great
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Uzumaki on January 10, 2019, 04:09:01 pm
Gal Frand needs Boy Frand.
(https://i.ibb.co/b3Wf3Xj/sa-mp-020.png)
Poor Carg.
(https://i.ibb.co/0npy8sL/Untitled.png)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GeneraL on January 10, 2019, 07:15:51 pm
Poor Carg.
(https://i.ibb.co/0npy8sL/Untitled.png)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/oYtVHSxngR3lC/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Zeta on January 10, 2019, 08:36:37 pm
Gal Frand needs Boy Frand.
(https://i.ibb.co/b3Wf3Xj/sa-mp-020.png)
Poor Carg.
(https://i.ibb.co/0npy8sL/Untitled.png)
oh lol
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: StuLenS on January 11, 2019, 02:28:12 am
Gal Frand needs Boy Frand.
(https://i.ibb.co/b3Wf3Xj/sa-mp-020.png)
Poor Carg.
(https://i.ibb.co/0npy8sL/Untitled.png)
oh lol

Lol
I m waiting for Cargs unban appeal 😂
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GeneraL on January 11, 2019, 10:46:04 am
Gal Frand needs Boy Frand.
(https://i.ibb.co/b3Wf3Xj/sa-mp-020.png)
Poor Carg.
(https://i.ibb.co/0npy8sL/Untitled.png)
oh lol

Lol
I m waiting for Cargs unban appeal 😂
lmao xDD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Kelik on January 11, 2019, 12:14:23 pm
Gal Frand needs Boy Frand.
(https://i.ibb.co/b3Wf3Xj/sa-mp-020.png)
Poor Carg.
(https://i.ibb.co/0npy8sL/Untitled.png)
Rly?! xDD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GhOstZ on January 13, 2019, 11:19:22 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/WMV3uQ1.png)

this timing LoL WTF :o
last minute had 62 seconds  ???  ::)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Hito on January 14, 2019, 08:33:42 am
Hi,

Your post in the topic Re: PTP Screenshots & Videos has been removed.

Reason: Not a screenshot
Very epic rules
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Seven on January 14, 2019, 12:34:42 pm
Gal Frand needs Boy Frand.
(https://i.ibb.co/b3Wf3Xj/sa-mp-020.png)
Poor Carg.
(https://i.ibb.co/0npy8sL/Untitled.png)

Ban evader. ::)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on January 14, 2019, 12:43:42 pm
Gal Frand needs Boy Frand.
(https://i.ibb.co/b3Wf3Xj/sa-mp-020.png)
Poor Carg.
(https://i.ibb.co/0npy8sL/Untitled.png)

Ban evader. ::)

That aimbotter needs to stay banned.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Kelik on January 14, 2019, 02:01:57 pm
Gal Frand needs Boy Frand.
(https://i.ibb.co/b3Wf3Xj/sa-mp-020.png)
Poor Carg.
(https://i.ibb.co/0npy8sL/Untitled.png)

Ban evader. ::)

That aimbotter needs to stay banned.
Shhh.. I think Cargo will reply now.  ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Faro0s on January 14, 2019, 04:39:37 pm
Gal Frand needs Boy Frand.
(https://i.ibb.co/b3Wf3Xj/sa-mp-020.png)
Poor Carg.
(https://i.ibb.co/0npy8sL/Untitled.png)

Ban evader. ::)

Ban cobby!!!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Menace on January 14, 2019, 09:16:12 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/WMV3uQ1.png)

this timing LoL WTF :o
last minute had 62 seconds  ???  ::)
Lol
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Rage on January 15, 2019, 08:30:31 pm
(https://i.ibb.co/b3Wf3Xj/sa-mp-020.png)


Lol
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on January 17, 2019, 02:04:25 pm
Anyone want to inserted XD?

Quote
[18:34:53] <@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 23] [IDF]Raja_D_Great: Any one insterted to be realationship with me, just pmw
[18:34:55] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 12] ($$$$$$$$$$$): bhai rafay
[18:35:00] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 24] Jijaji_420: insertedd XD
[18:35:04] <@PBBot3> [Police ID: 4] [IDF]JacK: sry
[18:35:06] <%Chetan> !say XD
[18:35:07] <@PBBot1> *** Chetan on IRC: XD
[18:35:09] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 21] SatviK: .pm 23 i wanna insert
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Kelik on January 17, 2019, 02:24:45 pm
Anyone want to inserted XD?

Quote
[18:34:53] <@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 23] [IDF]Raja_D_Great: Any one insterted to be realationship with me, just pmw
[18:34:55] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 12] ($$$$$$$$$$$): bhai rafay
[18:35:00] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 24] Jijaji_420: insertedd XD
[18:35:04] <@PBBot3> [Police ID: 4] [IDF]JacK: sry
[18:35:06] <%Chetan> !say XD
[18:35:07] <@PBBot1> *** Chetan on IRC: XD
[18:35:09] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 21] SatviK: .pm 23 i wanna insert
LOL XD, I want to insert mine too  ::)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Yash on January 18, 2019, 09:03:48 pm
Quote from: Safi
• In-game name - FaraZ_,SaFi[GgT] Same IP
Atleast now i know why that dummie Faraz keeps pming me with salty threats xD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Seven on January 18, 2019, 09:08:23 pm
Quote from: Safi
• In-game name - FaraZ_,SaFi[GgT] Same IP
Atleast now i know why that dummie Faraz keeps pming me with salty threats xD

Lmao.  ???
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Kelik on January 19, 2019, 05:29:59 am
Ege finds Chetan is a mod and Chetan RQ'ed because of Cargo. xD
(https://i.imgur.com/WKJbWy7.png?1)
(https://i.imgur.com/5z8TUok.png?1)

Poor Ege.  :-\
(https://i.imgur.com/XmiXFOv.png?1)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on January 20, 2019, 03:09:19 pm
Its all fake. I never RQ.

Just a shameful act from my haters
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: SaiFi on January 20, 2019, 03:23:56 pm
LeeLs
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Kelik on January 20, 2019, 03:53:40 pm
I NEVER RQ.
You rq'ed and I successfully screenshoted it at the right time, and I have proof and many saw it too.  8)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Airman on January 20, 2019, 03:54:16 pm
Its all fake. I never RQ.

Just a shameful act from my haters
I wonder how you got the idea about the 'rq' thing
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Aking_Bhai on January 20, 2019, 04:14:34 pm
Ege finds Chetan is a mod and Chetan RQ'ed because of Cargo. xD
(https://i.imgur.com/WKJbWy7.png?1)
(https://i.imgur.com/5z8TUok.png?1)

Poor Ege.  :-\
(https://i.imgur.com/XmiXFOv.png?1)
HAHHA CHETAN  ;D LOL K
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Uzumaki on January 21, 2019, 02:35:06 am
Its all fake. I never RQ.

Just a shameful act from my haters
I wonder how you got the idea about the 'rq' thing
Nobody ever has saw our rq :)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Kelik on January 22, 2019, 02:39:14 pm
Its all fake. I never RQ.

Just a shameful act from my haters
I wonder how you got the idea about the 'rq' thing
Nobody ever has saw our rq :)
Nobody saw it but I did, I can post it right now.  ::) :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Shawkhawk did nothing wrong! on January 23, 2019, 12:03:58 am
I NEVER RQ.
You rq'ed and I successfully screenshoted it at the right time, and I have proof and many saw it too.  8)
Chetan is pro he never RQs
It's admins plot to timeout chetan
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Airman on January 23, 2019, 07:46:55 pm
I wanted to quote Ahmed's report , but im afraid it's too long for this :')
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Menace on January 23, 2019, 08:13:12 pm
I wanted to quote Ahmed's report , but im afraid it's too long for this :')
Hahahahahahahaa
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on February 14, 2019, 04:20:51 pm
I'll take revenge @Pako

Quote
[20:51:40] <@PBBot2> *** Chetan on IRC: they made a special class for Pako /rc NOOB and /rc ez
[20:51:49] <@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 7] Maddy[PPLV]: Yes Chetan
[20:51:49] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 6] Barto[PPLV]: end the map
[20:51:56] <@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 1] Pako:  /rc chetan is more helpful
[20:52:01] <@PBBot2> [10] *** MadmaX[GgT] is now Civilian.
[20:52:11] <@PBBot1> *** [RZ]Citraxe died. (Splat)
[20:52:13] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 16] TURK[PPLV]: xD
[20:52:16] <@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 7] Maddy[PPLV]: hahahgahahhahahahahahahahahahal;k
[20:52:16] <@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 14] [RZ]Citraxe: Really -_-
[20:52:18] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 7] Maddy[PPLV]: lksdfjdsnfdsbfsaldfnbkalfnsaklfbsaklfbsa
[20:52:20] <@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 7] Maddy[PPLV]: jfhdsalihiewofbeoifheaofhwlqekfweqjbfewifgewqofwe"
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Finisher on February 14, 2019, 04:53:21 pm
Lame
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Zeta on February 16, 2019, 07:22:14 am
I'll take revenge @Pako

Quote
[20:51:40] <@PBBot2> *** Chetan on IRC: they made a special class for Pako /rc NOOB and /rc ez
[20:51:49] <@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 7] Maddy[PPLV]: Yes Chetan
[20:51:49] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 6] Barto[PPLV]: end the map
[20:51:56] <@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 1] Pako:  /rc chetan is more helpful
[20:52:01] <@PBBot2> [10] *** MadmaX[GgT] is now Civilian.
[20:52:11] <@PBBot1> *** [RZ]Citraxe died. (Splat)
[20:52:13] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 16] TURK[PPLV]: xD
[20:52:16] <@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 7] Maddy[PPLV]: hahahgahahhahahahahahahahahahal;k
[20:52:16] <@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 14] [RZ]Citraxe: Really -_-
[20:52:18] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 7] Maddy[PPLV]: lksdfjdsnfdsbfsaldfnbkalfnsaklfbsaklfbsa
[20:52:20] <@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 7] Maddy[PPLV]: jfhdsalihiewofbeoifheaofhwlqekfweqjbfewifgewqofwe"
Rip..
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Finisher on February 21, 2019, 11:34:13 am
This report

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=5039.msg45218;boardseen#new
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Uzumaki on February 21, 2019, 03:01:32 pm
This report

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=5039.msg45218;boardseen#new
I watch watching the report. I find finding it as pro reply by Safi.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: SaiFi on February 21, 2019, 03:10:16 pm
Im noob
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on February 21, 2019, 03:55:03 pm
Safi the pro.

(https://i.imgur.com/QqQ6Z5Y.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Bully on February 21, 2019, 04:25:57 pm
Its quite stupid making fun of someone's english.Also english is not his first language . By making fun , its like you are imposing english on him ... In simple words ,its like your mom is gay but you want her to be straight .. by making fun of homosexuality.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Menace on February 21, 2019, 10:20:28 pm
Its quite stupid making fun of someone's english.Also english is not his first language . By making fun , its like you are imposing english on him ... In simple words ,its like your mom is gay but you want her to be straight .. by making fun of homosexuality.
First of all why doesnt he speak his own language?
Cuz it ain't make sense of him speaking english cuz we dont understand shit he says
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Gablo on February 28, 2019, 02:16:57 am
Its quite stupid making fun of someone's english.Also english is not his first language . By making fun , its like you are imposing english on him ... In simple words ,its like your mom is gay but you want her to be straight .. by making fun of homosexuality.

hey what kind of "bully" are you???
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Yash on February 28, 2019, 05:55:18 am
Its quite stupid making fun of someone's english.Also english is not his first language . By making fun , its like you are imposing english on him ... In simple words ,its like your mom is gay but you want her to be straight .. by making fun of homosexuality.

hey what kind of "bully" are you???
The retarded type.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on March 07, 2019, 04:16:44 pm
Hey plz play fair :((

Quote
[20:48:32] <@PBBot1> [Police ID: 30] Yuuki: WTF This players using aimbot
[20:48:38] <@PBBot3> *** Alex killed Texas_Cowboy (Distance: 5) (Helikill)
[20:48:45] <@PBBot2> [Police ID: 30] Yuuki:  please play pair
[20:48:50] <@PBBot3> * Yuuki (ID: 30) has been banned for: Aimbot
[20:48:52] <@PBBot3> [30] *** Yuuki left the game. (Removed) + [Report: X: 367 , Y: -57 , Z: 1002 | H: 160 , A: 0 ]
[20:48:52] <@PBBot3> *** ThuG_D_AhMeD[GgT] killed booba (Distance: 9) (M4)
[20:48:54] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: hahhha
[20:48:54] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 13] UzuMaKi: LMAO
[20:48:55] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 23] Balor: hahahahah
[20:48:55] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahaah
[20:48:55] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 15] [RD]Panal_Abeja: xd
[20:48:56] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 22] Chetan: LMAO
[20:48:57] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 22] Chetan: IROny
[20:48:58] <@PBBot2> [President ID: 2] Tuco[GgT]: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:48:58] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[20:48:59] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 22] Chetan: XDDDDDddd
[20:49:02] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 23] Balor: pure aimbot hahaha
[20:49:02] <@PBBot3> [President ID: 2] Tuco[GgT]: HHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH
[20:49:03] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah
[20:49:04] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah
[20:49:06] <@PBBot3> [SERVER] There are 12 minutes left in the current round!
[20:49:08] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah1
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: SaiFi on March 07, 2019, 04:35:12 pm
Hey plz play fair :((

Quote
[20:48:32] <@PBBot1> [Police ID: 30] Yuuki: WTF This players using aimbot
[20:48:38] <@PBBot3> *** Alex killed Texas_Cowboy (Distance: 5) (Helikill)
[20:48:45] <@PBBot2> [Police ID: 30] Yuuki:  please play pair
[20:48:50] <@PBBot3> * Yuuki (ID: 30) has been banned for: Aimbot
[20:48:52] <@PBBot3> [30] *** Yuuki left the game. (Removed) + [Report: X: 367 , Y: -57 , Z: 1002 | H: 160 , A: 0 ]
[20:48:52] <@PBBot3> *** ThuG_D_AhMeD[GgT] killed booba (Distance: 9) (M4)
[20:48:54] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: hahhha
[20:48:54] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 13] UzuMaKi: LMAO
[20:48:55] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 23] Balor: hahahahah
[20:48:55] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahaah
[20:48:55] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 15] [RD]Panal_Abeja: xd
[20:48:56] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 22] Chetan: LMAO
[20:48:57] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 22] Chetan: IROny
[20:48:58] <@PBBot2> [President ID: 2] Tuco[GgT]: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:48:58] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[20:48:59] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 22] Chetan: XDDDDDddd
[20:49:02] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 23] Balor: pure aimbot hahaha
[20:49:02] <@PBBot3> [President ID: 2] Tuco[GgT]: HHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH
[20:49:03] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah
[20:49:04] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah
[20:49:06] <@PBBot3> [SERVER] There are 12 minutes left in the current round!
[20:49:08] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah1
hahahaha motherfucker aimbot
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Yash on March 07, 2019, 06:49:03 pm
Hey plz play fair :((

Quote
[20:48:32] <@PBBot1> [Police ID: 30] Yuuki: WTF This players using aimbot
[20:48:38] <@PBBot3> *** Alex killed Texas_Cowboy (Distance: 5) (Helikill)
[20:48:45] <@PBBot2> [Police ID: 30] Yuuki:  please play pair
[20:48:50] <@PBBot3> * Yuuki (ID: 30) has been banned for: Aimbot
[20:48:52] <@PBBot3> [30] *** Yuuki left the game. (Removed) + [Report: X: 367 , Y: -57 , Z: 1002 | H: 160 , A: 0 ]
[20:48:52] <@PBBot3> *** ThuG_D_AhMeD[GgT] killed booba (Distance: 9) (M4)
[20:48:54] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: hahhha
[20:48:54] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 13] UzuMaKi: LMAO
[20:48:55] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 23] Balor: hahahahah
[20:48:55] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahaah
[20:48:55] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 15] [RD]Panal_Abeja: xd
[20:48:56] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 22] Chetan: LMAO
[20:48:57] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 22] Chetan: IROny
[20:48:58] <@PBBot2> [President ID: 2] Tuco[GgT]: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:48:58] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[20:48:59] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 22] Chetan: XDDDDDddd
[20:49:02] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 23] Balor: pure aimbot hahaha
[20:49:02] <@PBBot3> [President ID: 2] Tuco[GgT]: HHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH
[20:49:03] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah
[20:49:04] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah
[20:49:06] <@PBBot3> [SERVER] There are 12 minutes left in the current round!
[20:49:08] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah1
hahahaha motherfucker aimbot
(http://i.imgur.com/qvIpDSu.jpg)
Hehe motherfucking aimbot! 😂
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: SaiFi on March 08, 2019, 09:21:45 am
Hey plz play fair :((

Quote
[20:48:32] <@PBBot1> [Police ID: 30] Yuuki: WTF This players using aimbot
[20:48:38] <@PBBot3> *** Alex killed Texas_Cowboy (Distance: 5) (Helikill)
[20:48:45] <@PBBot2> [Police ID: 30] Yuuki:  please play pair
[20:48:50] <@PBBot3> * Yuuki (ID: 30) has been banned for: Aimbot
[20:48:52] <@PBBot3> [30] *** Yuuki left the game. (Removed) + [Report: X: 367 , Y: -57 , Z: 1002 | H: 160 , A: 0 ]
[20:48:52] <@PBBot3> *** ThuG_D_AhMeD[GgT] killed booba (Distance: 9) (M4)
[20:48:54] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: hahhha
[20:48:54] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 13] UzuMaKi: LMAO
[20:48:55] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 23] Balor: hahahahah
[20:48:55] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahaah
[20:48:55] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 15] [RD]Panal_Abeja: xd
[20:48:56] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 22] Chetan: LMAO
[20:48:57] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 22] Chetan: IROny
[20:48:58] <@PBBot2> [President ID: 2] Tuco[GgT]: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:48:58] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[20:48:59] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 22] Chetan: XDDDDDddd
[20:49:02] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 23] Balor: pure aimbot hahaha
[20:49:02] <@PBBot3> [President ID: 2] Tuco[GgT]: HHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH
[20:49:03] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah
[20:49:04] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah
[20:49:06] <@PBBot3> [SERVER] There are 12 minutes left in the current round!
[20:49:08] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah1
hahahaha motherfucker aimbot
(http://i.imgur.com/qvIpDSu.jpg)
Hehe motherfucking aimbot! 😂
hahahahahahahaha Teri bhen ki chut
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on March 25, 2019, 05:42:20 pm
God I love dizzy for this lol ;D ;D ;D ;D

[20:57:19]  * You were killed by BOT_GABE (0): Distance: 1 | Weapon: Chainsaw
[20:57:23]  DeadBot: gtfo
[20:57:33]  BOT_GABE: pres 100 per cent saegf
[20:57:34]  BOT_GABE: safe
[20:57:47]  BOT_GABE: real bot alive
[20:58:09]  dizzy: real bot = my dick :D
[20:58:14]  DeadBot: JAJAJAJAJJA
[20:58:16]  BOT_GABE: lol
[20:58:20]  BOT_GABE: good dick
[20:58:23]  DeadBot: I am fake
[20:58:25]  DeadBot: axaxaxaxa
[20:58:27]  DeadBot: Gabe rekt
[20:58:45]  BOT_GABE: he do a bot sex
[20:58:51]  BOT_GABE: because it the dick is bot
[20:59:10]  dizzy: menace im coming
[21:06:21]  dizzy: im with us
[21:06:15]  BOT_GABE: no
[21:06:16]  BOT_GABE: lies
[21:06:16]  BOT_GABE: dizzy enemy xD
[21:06:17]  BOT_GABE: his dick is bot
[21:06:19]  * dizzy killed BOT_GABE: Distance: 1 | Weapon: Explosion
[21:06:21]  dizzy: BOT !

#Gabe_Real_Bot_Rekt
#dizzy_rocks
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GABE on March 25, 2019, 05:53:53 pm
God I love dizzy for this lol ;D ;D ;D ;D

[20:57:19]  * You were killed by BOT_GABE (0): Distance: 1 | Weapon: Chainsaw
[20:57:23]  DeadBot: gtfo
[20:57:33]  BOT_GABE: pres 100 per cent saegf
[20:57:34]  BOT_GABE: safe
[20:57:47]  BOT_GABE: real bot alive
[20:58:09]  dizzy: real bot = my dick :D
[20:58:14]  DeadBot: JAJAJAJAJJA
[20:58:16]  BOT_GABE: lol
[20:58:20]  BOT_GABE: good dick
[20:58:23]  DeadBot: I am fake
[20:58:25]  DeadBot: axaxaxaxa
[20:58:27]  DeadBot: Gabe rekt
[20:58:45]  BOT_GABE: he do a bot sex
[20:58:51]  BOT_GABE: because it the dick is bot
[20:59:10]  dizzy: menace im coming
[21:06:21]  dizzy: im with us
[21:06:15]  BOT_GABE: no
[21:06:16]  BOT_GABE: lies
[21:06:16]  BOT_GABE: dizzy enemy xD
[21:06:17]  BOT_GABE: his dick is bot
[21:06:19]  * dizzy killed BOT_GABE: Distance: 1 | Weapon: Explosion
[21:06:21]  dizzy: BOT !

#Gabe_Real_Bot_Rekt
#dizzy_rocks

i will fuck his ass.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Zeta on March 25, 2019, 07:01:28 pm
God I love dizzy for this lol ;D ;D ;D ;D

[20:57:19]  * You were killed by BOT_GABE (0): Distance: 1 | Weapon: Chainsaw
[20:57:23]  DeadBot: gtfo
[20:57:33]  BOT_GABE: pres 100 per cent saegf
[20:57:34]  BOT_GABE: safe
[20:57:47]  BOT_GABE: real bot alive
[20:58:09]  dizzy: real bot = my dick :D
[20:58:14]  DeadBot: JAJAJAJAJJA
[20:58:16]  BOT_GABE: lol
[20:58:20]  BOT_GABE: good dick
[20:58:23]  DeadBot: I am fake
[20:58:25]  DeadBot: axaxaxaxa
[20:58:27]  DeadBot: Gabe rekt
[20:58:45]  BOT_GABE: he do a bot sex
[20:58:51]  BOT_GABE: because it the dick is bot
[20:59:10]  dizzy: menace im coming
[21:06:21]  dizzy: im with us
[21:06:15]  BOT_GABE: no
[21:06:16]  BOT_GABE: lies
[21:06:16]  BOT_GABE: dizzy enemy xD
[21:06:17]  BOT_GABE: his dick is bot
[21:06:19]  * dizzy killed BOT_GABE: Distance: 1 | Weapon: Explosion
[21:06:21]  dizzy: BOT !

#Gabe_Real_Bot_Rekt
#dizzy_rocks
LOL
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Crash on April 04, 2019, 05:58:46 pm
The longest ban i've ever seen
(https://i.ibb.co/zxfy2dF/Screenshot-20190404-180159.jpg) (https://ibb.co/T2hV0y1)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Menace on April 04, 2019, 09:19:06 pm
The longest ban i've ever seen
(https://i.ibb.co/zxfy2dF/Screenshot-20190404-180159.jpg) (https://ibb.co/T2hV0y1)
3 years haha
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Masato on April 06, 2019, 05:59:22 am
The longest ban i've ever seen
(https://i.ibb.co/zxfy2dF/Screenshot-20190404-180159.jpg) (https://ibb.co/T2hV0y1)
3 years haha

3 years he make a business , and u still play a samp.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Kelik on April 06, 2019, 12:02:38 pm
Quote
<PBBot3>: [Police ID: 8] pA_JuryFury: ege i already reported fini about ur retardness
<PBBot1>: [6] *** Leon_Ase left the game. (Left) + [Report: X: -1874 , Y: 903 , Z: 60 | H: 100 , A: 0 ]
<PBBot2>: [Security ID: 4] [DsE]Nemesis: xD
<PBBot3>: [Civilian ID: 2] [pb]fish_sheep_baa: me 2
<PBBot1>: [Police ID: 8] pA_JuryFury: ege i already reported fini about ur retardness  he is taking actions
<PBBot2>: [Terrorist ID: 1] [pWn]Ege: LMAO
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 1] [pWn]Ege: sure
<PBBot1>: [Security ID: 4] [DsE]Nemesis: XDDD
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 1] [pWn]Ege: go ahead

Cobby and Fish acting like a leader xD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: iDanz0r on April 06, 2019, 12:14:28 pm
Quote
<PBBot3>: [Police ID: 8] pA_JuryFury: ege i already reported fini about ur retardness
<PBBot1>: [6] *** Leon_Ase left the game. (Left) + [Report: X: -1874 , Y: 903 , Z: 60 | H: 100 , A: 0 ]
<PBBot2>: [Security ID: 4] [DsE]Nemesis: xD
<PBBot3>: [Civilian ID: 2] [pb]fish_sheep_baa: me 2
<PBBot1>: [Police ID: 8] pA_JuryFury: ege i already reported fini about ur retardness  he is taking actions
<PBBot2>: [Terrorist ID: 1] [pWn]Ege: LMAO
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 1] [pWn]Ege: sure
<PBBot1>: [Security ID: 4] [DsE]Nemesis: XDDD
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 1] [pWn]Ege: go ahead

Cobby and Fish acting like a leader xD
Hahaha they are the leaders. They run the army of 10yo kids on youtube. YEAAAAAAA BOIIIII!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Finisher on April 07, 2019, 08:53:13 pm
When YoMama gets banned undercover

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=5203.msg46576#new
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Yash on April 07, 2019, 08:54:21 pm
When YoMama gets banned undercover

https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=5203.msg46576#new
Nice 1 xD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Kelik on April 12, 2019, 11:59:24 am
The revelations of a hacker xD
Quote
[17:57:45] <Zidan_KapadiaA> {999999}(11) {FFFFFF}ggg
[17:57:49] <Zidan_KapadiaA> {999999}(11) {FFFFFF} \
[17:57:49] <[IDF]Julerone$> {33CCFF}[6] {FFFFFF}rip u now
[17:57:49] <SiCk_KiLLeR> {CCCCCC}[5] {FFFFFF}GUYS COME POLIC AND TER WAR :))
[17:57:54] <Zidan_KapadiaA> {999999}(11) {FFFFFF}hacking is on now
[17:58:01] * Use /duty to get your orders and please do not teamkill!
[17:58:01] * Also, select your skin with /cskin
[17:58:02] <[IDF]Julerone$> {33CCFF}[6] {FFFFFF}xD
[17:58:04] <SiCk_KiLLeR> {CCCCCC}[5] {FFFFFF}CUBBY DUMB ASS GO POLICE
[17:58:04] <[IDF]Julerone$> {33CCFF}[6] {FFFFFF}srry
[17:58:05] <Zidan_KapadiaA> {999999}(11) {FFFFFF}now police for me im alone wtf
[17:58:06] * You have left your spawnzone, your spawn protection will run out in 5 seconds.
[17:58:11] * You're no longer under spawn protection.
[17:58:24] [Mod] SatviK:  need someone to kill presi
[17:58:30] [VIP] pA_SaFi: wait
[17:58:35] <[IDF]Julerone$> {33CCFF}[6] {FFFFFF}dude
[17:58:36] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}ffs
[17:58:40] (Central Intelligence) The President Zidan_KapadiaA will be safe in 14 minutes.
[17:58:41] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Jul$ go terror
[17:58:51] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}omfg
[17:58:52] <SiCk_KiLLeR> {CCCCCC}[5] {FFFFFF}HAHA
[17:58:53] <ThuG_D_Cubey[PPLV]> {33CCFF}[7] {FFFFFF}FUCKING
[17:58:57] <[IDF]Julerone$> {33CCFF}[6] {FFFFFF}no problem bro
[17:58:57] <ThuG_D_Cubey[PPLV]> {33CCFF}[7] {FFFFFF}I FORGOT HE'S CIVI OMFG
[17:59:00] <Brian_Walker> {33CCFF}[14] {FFFFFF}Hello bitches
[17:59:05] <SiCk_KiLLeR> {CCCCCC}[5] {FFFFFF}NUB :0
[17:59:10] <pA_SaFi> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}Sup Brian
[17:59:11] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Papa Brian :D
[17:59:15] <ThuG_D_Cubey[PPLV]> {33CCFF}[7] {FFFFFF}I will deal with sick mofo later
[17:59:20] <Brian_Walker> {33CCFF}[14] {FFFFFF}wzup
[17:59:25] <pA_SaFi> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}hey
[17:59:36] <SiCk_KiLLeR> {CCCCCC}[5] {FFFFFF}SAFI GO POLIC
[17:59:37] <Brian_Walker> {33CCFF}[14] {FFFFFF}hey
[17:59:40] [VIP] pA_SaFi: hacker
[17:59:43] * Zidan_KapadiaA was banned, reason: Airbreaks
[17:59:44] (Central Intelligence) The President has mysteriously disappeared.
[17:59:44] (Central Intelligence) No VicePresident to take over the President position.
[17:59:44] * The Terrorists have succeeded!
[17:59:44] * Next map will start in 10 seconds!
[17:59:47] <[IDF]Julerone$> {33CCFF}[6] {FFFFFF}pfff
[17:59:47] <pA_SaFi> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}ezzzzzzzzzz
[17:59:48] <[IDF]Julerone$> {33CCFF}[6] {FFFFFF}...
[17:59:48] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}jajaja
[17:59:48] <Brian_Walker> {33CCFF}[14] {FFFFFF}lol
[17:59:48] <pA_SaFi> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}hahaha
[17:59:49] <SiCk_KiLLeR> {CCCCCC}[5] {FFFFFF}WTF
[17:59:50] <ThuG_D_Cubey[PPLV]> {33CCFF}[7] {FFFFFF}...
[17:59:51] <ThuG_D_Cubey[PPLV]> {33CCFF}[7] {FFFFFF}lol
[17:59:52] <pA_SaFi> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}rip zidan
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GlennN on April 12, 2019, 07:24:51 pm
Bring this back  :-*

The News are here! New Information! Noviny San Andreas! 23.1 2018
Big thanks to newsdog!
Noviny San Andreas! 23.1 2018
(http://www.img.tpx.cz/uploads/Noviny%20San%20AndreasPTP.jpg)

The Los Santos Operation is happening at the train station!
The ISIS organization and the police officers are fighting at the trainstation with guns! (actual guns lol) The citizens of the city are kinda giving the both sides an advantage since half of the cops are corrupted and half of the citizens hate isis. The Train Station is in control of The Police and the Terorists at the same time. They recieve backup at the sime time and they occupy it at the same time. Will this Train Station get finally occupied by somebody?

(http://www.img.tpx.cz/uploads/Noviny%20San%20AndreasPTP2.png)
Air is safer than the ground?
The los santos streets are full of terorists with aks and many guns ( tec and combatshotgun we think). The Cars are all exploding all the time. The reports say that the safest path is the air. The air is safer between the houses because the ISIS dont have much control of the sky. Althought you can get sniped by some VIP terorists (special trained terrorists). If you dont have a car, get to the airport and take a plane or call yourself a helicopter!

Bonus!
(http://www.img.tpx.cz/uploads/Noviny%20San%20AndreasPTP3.jpg)
Subhan will get vip if he gives Chev his mother! (see first pic)
Long ago there was a terrorist named Subhan that joined the isis when they first attacked San Fierro. He was not an elite soldier and he wanted the best weapons, but he couldnt afford them and the isis did not give anyone the special weapons for free. But one day a citizen named Chev[PPLV] gave him a chance to become a vip. (see pic up) Subhan didnt know if giving his mother to Chev is worth the special forces training will be worth it with the special weapons he will get. Will he trade his mother for the vip? Did he trade it? We will know when we see him as an elite soldier in the ISIS!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on April 12, 2019, 09:44:32 pm
I have talked with Alex a long time ago. He says his reporters are long ded, including Mums ([RD]MmNs) and The Lohit big noob. No reporter is online or active atm :3
BRING BACK NSA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Every SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Zeta on April 15, 2019, 07:57:49 pm
Bring this back  :-*

The News are here! New Information! Noviny San Andreas! 23.1 2018
Big thanks to newsdog!
Noviny San Andreas! 23.1 2018
(http://www.img.tpx.cz/uploads/Noviny%20San%20AndreasPTP.jpg)

The Los Santos Operation is happening at the train station!
The ISIS organization and the police officers are fighting at the trainstation with guns! (actual guns lol) The citizens of the city are kinda giving the both sides an advantage since half of the cops are corrupted and half of the citizens hate isis. The Train Station is in control of The Police and the Terorists at the same time. They recieve backup at the sime time and they occupy it at the same time. Will this Train Station get finally occupied by somebody?

(http://www.img.tpx.cz/uploads/Noviny%20San%20AndreasPTP2.png)
Air is safer than the ground?
The los santos streets are full of terorists with aks and many guns ( tec and combatshotgun we think). The Cars are all exploding all the time. The reports say that the safest path is the air. The air is safer between the houses because the ISIS dont have much control of the sky. Althought you can get sniped by some VIP terorists (special trained terrorists). If you dont have a car, get to the airport and take a plane or call yourself a helicopter!

Bonus!
(http://www.img.tpx.cz/uploads/Noviny%20San%20AndreasPTP3.jpg)
Subhan will get vip if he gives Chev his mother! (see first pic)
Long ago there was a terrorist named Subhan that joined the isis when they first attacked San Fierro. He was not an elite soldier and he wanted the best weapons, but he couldnt afford them and the isis did not give anyone the special weapons for free. But one day a citizen named Chev[PPLV] gave him a chance to become a vip. (see pic up) Subhan didnt know if giving his mother to Chev is worth the special forces training will be worth it with the special weapons he will get. Will he trade his mother for the vip? Did he trade it? We will know when we see him as an elite soldier in the ISIS!

Nice pictures!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Kelik on April 24, 2019, 04:01:46 pm
Just got into IRC and saw this shit XD
Quote
[09:03:33] <SiCk_KiLLeR> {CCCCCC}[7] {FFFFFF}MAGIK RELOG PLEASE
[09:03:37] <SiCk_KiLLeR> {CCCCCC}[7] {FFFFFF}U GOD OF LAG
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Zeta on April 24, 2019, 05:39:43 pm
Rip lel
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Kelik on May 06, 2019, 08:13:19 am
Poor Alaster The Event Admin got Banned  :'(
Quote
[01:07:27] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[2] {FFFFFF}spawn me, Alaster

[01:07:38] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}How to do that xD?

[01:07:39] * These are the event commands that are available:

[01:07:39] * /joinevent - Allows you to join an event that has not started yet

[01:07:39] * /leaveevent - Allows you to leave an event

[01:07:39] * /currentevent - Shows the current on-going event

[01:07:39] * /e - Sends a message in the event chat

[01:07:52] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Mive is Admin :O

[01:07:53] [Event Chat] BC_Nemesis[DsE]: s

[01:07:59] [Event Admin] [pWn]Mive: hoi

[01:08:03] [Event Chat] BC_Nemesis[DsE]: :p

[01:08:13] [Event Chat] BC_Nemesis[DsE]: typed /ecmds

[01:08:52] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}wanna play some poker?

[01:08:54] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}How to give Weaps?

[01:08:57] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Yeeeeeeeeeee

[01:09:01] [ERROR] You can't change your skin right now.

[01:09:03] * There is no president at the moment! Type /rc p to be the president!

[01:09:10] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[2] {FFFFFF}omg

[01:09:19] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}come

[01:09:27] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Nuuuuuuu i lost

[01:09:47] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}LoL i am bugged

[01:10:14] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}still?

[01:10:18] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i Wonnnnnnnnnnnn

[01:10:25] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}18000

[01:10:40] * Your money has been reset to $6969

[01:10:49] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}no money

[01:10:54] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}i CANT ABLE TO PLAY ANOTHER MATCH :*3

[01:11:01] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[2] {FFFFFF} /cash

[01:11:12] * There is no president at the moment! Type /rc p to be the president!

[01:11:28] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Mive How to Invite some one in Event?

[01:11:41] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF} /em [ID]

[01:11:46] * Your money has been reset to $6969

[01:11:48] SERVER: Unknown command.

[01:11:49] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}K

[01:11:51] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}but they have to be civs

[01:11:56] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}ok

[01:11:57] * Alaster_Namikaze was banned, reason: AntiCheat

[01:12:00] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[2] {FFFFFF}XDD

[01:12:19] * Use /duty to get your orders and please do not teamkill!

[01:12:19] * Also, select your skin with /cskin

[01:12:20] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[2] {FFFFFF}gg

[01:12:23] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}lol
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on May 06, 2019, 09:35:31 am
Noobra event master! 8)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Konata Izumi on May 10, 2019, 04:41:19 am
Good comment :/
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Konata Izumi on May 10, 2019, 04:44:03 am
Poor Alaster The Event Admin got Banned  :'(
Quote
[01:07:27] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[2] {FFFFFF}spawn me, Alaster

[01:07:38] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}How to do that xD?

[01:07:39] * These are the event commands that are available:

[01:07:39] * /joinevent - Allows you to join an event that has not started yet

[01:07:39] * /leaveevent - Allows you to leave an event

[01:07:39] * /currentevent - Shows the current on-going event

[01:07:39] * /e - Sends a message in the event chat

[01:07:52] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Mive is Admin :O

[01:07:53] [Event Chat] BC_Nemesis[DsE]: s

[01:07:59] [Event Admin] [pWn]Mive: hoi

[01:08:03] [Event Chat] BC_Nemesis[DsE]: :p

[01:08:13] [Event Chat] BC_Nemesis[DsE]: typed /ecmds

[01:08:52] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}wanna play some poker?

[01:08:54] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}How to give Weaps?

[01:08:57] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Yeeeeeeeeeee

[01:09:01] [ERROR] You can't change your skin right now.

[01:09:03] * There is no president at the moment! Type /rc p to be the president!

[01:09:10] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[2] {FFFFFF}omg

[01:09:19] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}come

[01:09:27] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Nuuuuuuu i lost

[01:09:47] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}LoL i am bugged

[01:10:14] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}still?

[01:10:18] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i Wonnnnnnnnnnnn

[01:10:25] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}18000

[01:10:40] * Your money has been reset to $6969

[01:10:49] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}no money

[01:10:54] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}i CANT ABLE TO PLAY ANOTHER MATCH :*3

[01:11:01] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[2] {FFFFFF} /cash

[01:11:12] * There is no president at the moment! Type /rc p to be the president!

[01:11:28] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Mive How to Invite some one in Event?

[01:11:41] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF} /em [ID]

[01:11:46] * Your money has been reset to $6969

[01:11:48] SERVER: Unknown command.

[01:11:49] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}K

[01:11:51] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}but they have to be civs

[01:11:56] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}ok

[01:11:57] * Alaster_Namikaze was banned, reason: AntiCheat

[01:12:00] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[2] {FFFFFF}XDD

[01:12:19] * Use /duty to get your orders and please do not teamkill!

[01:12:19] * Also, select your skin with /cskin

[01:12:20] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[2] {FFFFFF}gg

[01:12:23] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}lol
Anti cheat love me a lot that's why I got banned :/
Noobra event master! 8)
Janab AAP kaunse pubg pro hai AAP se toh aacha Maddy[PPVL] Khel lete hai
"[01:12:08] [VIP] Alaster_Namikaze:  Neme you are 2nd UzuMaKi" I told that not for you skills but for your annoying behaviour like Uzumaki
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Kelik on May 10, 2019, 07:25:51 am
Poor Alaster The Event Admin got Banned  :'(
Quote
[01:07:27] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[2] {FFFFFF}spawn me, Alaster

[01:07:38] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}How to do that xD?

[01:07:39] * These are the event commands that are available:

[01:07:39] * /joinevent - Allows you to join an event that has not started yet

[01:07:39] * /leaveevent - Allows you to leave an event

[01:07:39] * /currentevent - Shows the current on-going event

[01:07:39] * /e - Sends a message in the event chat

[01:07:52] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Mive is Admin :O

[01:07:53] [Event Chat] BC_Nemesis[DsE]: s

[01:07:59] [Event Admin] [pWn]Mive: hoi

[01:08:03] [Event Chat] BC_Nemesis[DsE]: :p

[01:08:13] [Event Chat] BC_Nemesis[DsE]: typed /ecmds

[01:08:52] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}wanna play some poker?

[01:08:54] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}How to give Weaps?

[01:08:57] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Yeeeeeeeeeee

[01:09:01] [ERROR] You can't change your skin right now.

[01:09:03] * There is no president at the moment! Type /rc p to be the president!

[01:09:10] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[2] {FFFFFF}omg

[01:09:19] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}come

[01:09:27] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Nuuuuuuu i lost

[01:09:47] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}LoL i am bugged

[01:10:14] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}still?

[01:10:18] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i Wonnnnnnnnnnnn

[01:10:25] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}18000

[01:10:40] * Your money has been reset to $6969

[01:10:49] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}no money

[01:10:54] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}i CANT ABLE TO PLAY ANOTHER MATCH :*3

[01:11:01] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[2] {FFFFFF} /cash

[01:11:12] * There is no president at the moment! Type /rc p to be the president!

[01:11:28] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Mive How to Invite some one in Event?

[01:11:41] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF} /em [ID]

[01:11:46] * Your money has been reset to $6969

[01:11:48] SERVER: Unknown command.

[01:11:49] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}K

[01:11:51] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}but they have to be civs

[01:11:56] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}ok

[01:11:57] * Alaster_Namikaze was banned, reason: AntiCheat

[01:12:00] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[2] {FFFFFF}XDD

[01:12:19] * Use /duty to get your orders and please do not teamkill!

[01:12:19] * Also, select your skin with /cskin

[01:12:20] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[2] {FFFFFF}gg

[01:12:23] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}lol
Anti cheat love me a lot that's why I got banned :/
Noobra event master! 8)
Janab AAP kaunse pubg pro hai AAP se toh aacha Maddy[PPVL] Khel lete hai
"[01:12:08] [VIP] Alaster_Namikaze:  Neme you are 2nd UzuMaKi" I told that not for you skills but for your annoying behaviour like Uzumaki
Hhehehehehehehe
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Uzumaki on May 10, 2019, 03:26:05 pm
Poor Alaster The Event Admin got Banned  :'(
Quote
[01:07:27] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[2] {FFFFFF}spawn me, Alaster

[01:07:38] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}How to do that xD?

[01:07:39] * These are the event commands that are available:

[01:07:39] * /joinevent - Allows you to join an event that has not started yet

[01:07:39] * /leaveevent - Allows you to leave an event

[01:07:39] * /currentevent - Shows the current on-going event

[01:07:39] * /e - Sends a message in the event chat

[01:07:52] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Mive is Admin :O

[01:07:53] [Event Chat] BC_Nemesis[DsE]: s

[01:07:59] [Event Admin] [pWn]Mive: hoi

[01:08:03] [Event Chat] BC_Nemesis[DsE]: :p

[01:08:13] [Event Chat] BC_Nemesis[DsE]: typed /ecmds

[01:08:52] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}wanna play some poker?

[01:08:54] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}How to give Weaps?

[01:08:57] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Yeeeeeeeeeee

[01:09:01] [ERROR] You can't change your skin right now.

[01:09:03] * There is no president at the moment! Type /rc p to be the president!

[01:09:10] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[2] {FFFFFF}omg

[01:09:19] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}come

[01:09:27] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Nuuuuuuu i lost

[01:09:47] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}LoL i am bugged

[01:10:14] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}still?

[01:10:18] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i Wonnnnnnnnnnnn

[01:10:25] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}18000

[01:10:40] * Your money has been reset to $6969

[01:10:49] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}no money

[01:10:54] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}i CANT ABLE TO PLAY ANOTHER MATCH :*3

[01:11:01] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[2] {FFFFFF} /cash

[01:11:12] * There is no president at the moment! Type /rc p to be the president!

[01:11:28] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Mive How to Invite some one in Event?

[01:11:41] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF} /em [ID]

[01:11:46] * Your money has been reset to $6969

[01:11:48] SERVER: Unknown command.

[01:11:49] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}K

[01:11:51] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}but they have to be civs

[01:11:56] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}ok

[01:11:57] * Alaster_Namikaze was banned, reason: AntiCheat

[01:12:00] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[2] {FFFFFF}XDD

[01:12:19] * Use /duty to get your orders and please do not teamkill!

[01:12:19] * Also, select your skin with /cskin

[01:12:20] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[2] {FFFFFF}gg

[01:12:23] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}lol
Anti cheat love me a lot that's why I got banned :/
Noobra event master! 8)
Janab AAP kaunse pubg pro hai AAP se toh aacha Maddy[PPVL] Khel lete hai
"[01:12:08] [VIP] Alaster_Namikaze:  Neme you are 2nd UzuMaKi" I told that not for you skills but for your annoying behaviour like Uzumaki
Hello Bhai,
Legendary message coming through. Clear the way.
FUCK YOU! IDC :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Uzumaki on May 10, 2019, 03:39:27 pm
1. You must have aiming skills.
Understood?
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Konata Izumi on May 10, 2019, 08:16:54 pm
1. You must have aiming skills.
Understood?
Annoying as usual I see
Poor Alaster The Event Admin got Banned  :'(
Quote
[01:07:27] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[2] {FFFFFF}spawn me, Alaster

[01:07:38] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}How to do that xD?

[01:07:39] * These are the event commands that are available:

[01:07:39] * /joinevent - Allows you to join an event that has not started yet

[01:07:39] * /leaveevent - Allows you to leave an event

[01:07:39] * /currentevent - Shows the current on-going event

[01:07:39] * /e - Sends a message in the event chat

[01:07:52] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Mive is Admin :O

[01:07:53] [Event Chat] BC_Nemesis[DsE]: s

[01:07:59] [Event Admin] [pWn]Mive: hoi

[01:08:03] [Event Chat] BC_Nemesis[DsE]: :p

[01:08:13] [Event Chat] BC_Nemesis[DsE]: typed /ecmds

[01:08:52] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}wanna play some poker?

[01:08:54] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}How to give Weaps?

[01:08:57] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Yeeeeeeeeeee

[01:09:01] [ERROR] You can't change your skin right now.

[01:09:03] * There is no president at the moment! Type /rc p to be the president!

[01:09:10] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[2] {FFFFFF}omg

[01:09:19] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}come

[01:09:27] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Nuuuuuuu i lost

[01:09:47] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}LoL i am bugged

[01:10:14] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}still?

[01:10:18] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i Wonnnnnnnnnnnn

[01:10:25] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}18000

[01:10:40] * Your money has been reset to $6969

[01:10:49] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}no money

[01:10:54] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}i CANT ABLE TO PLAY ANOTHER MATCH :*3

[01:11:01] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[2] {FFFFFF} /cash

[01:11:12] * There is no president at the moment! Type /rc p to be the president!

[01:11:28] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Mive How to Invite some one in Event?

[01:11:41] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF} /em [ID]

[01:11:46] * Your money has been reset to $6969

[01:11:48] SERVER: Unknown command.

[01:11:49] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}K

[01:11:51] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}but they have to be civs

[01:11:56] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}ok

[01:11:57] * Alaster_Namikaze was banned, reason: AntiCheat

[01:12:00] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[2] {FFFFFF}XDD

[01:12:19] * Use /duty to get your orders and please do not teamkill!

[01:12:19] * Also, select your skin with /cskin

[01:12:20] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[2] {FFFFFF}gg

[01:12:23] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}lol
Anti cheat love me a lot that's why I got banned :/
Noobra event master! 8)
Janab AAP kaunse pubg pro hai AAP se toh aacha Maddy[PPVL] Khel lete hai
"[01:12:08] [VIP] Alaster_Namikaze:  Neme you are 2nd UzuMaKi" I told that not for you skills but for your annoying behaviour like Uzumaki
Hello Bhai,
Legendary message coming through. Clear the way.
FUCK YOU! IDC :D
..!.. THIS IS FOR YOU UZUMAKI
And yeah
 I DONT CARE TOO
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on May 11, 2019, 12:48:09 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/OffaxVF.png)

I'll wait for a better reply

(https://i.imgur.com/Jenz1yU.jpg?fb)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Uzumaki on May 11, 2019, 04:20:10 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/OffaxVF.png)

I'll wait for a better reply

(https://i.imgur.com/Jenz1yU.jpg?fb)
Its your fault. Why did you send your IRL photo to Nada?
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on May 12, 2019, 12:58:21 am
(https://i.imgur.com/OffaxVF.png)

I'll wait for a better reply

(https://i.imgur.com/Jenz1yU.jpg?fb)
Its your fault. Why did you send your IRL photo to Nada?
Good question LOL K
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Konata Izumi on May 12, 2019, 06:30:14 am
(https://i.imgur.com/OffaxVF.png)

I'll wait for a better reply

(https://i.imgur.com/Jenz1yU.jpg?fb)
Its your fault. Why did you send your IRL photo to Nada?
You should send UzuMaKi pic she may suicide xD
Mine pic will be her End of the Life
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on May 17, 2019, 03:10:27 pm
This funny as hell shit was captured right after entering the game, made my day! ;D

[18:06:45] SA-MP 0.3.7-R3 Started

[18:06:48] Connecting to 37.187.196.107:7777...

[18:06:50] Connected. Joining the game...

[18:06:53] Connected to Plan B: Protect The President

[18:06:53] * You have been automatically logged in!

[18:06:53] Chawarma_dz(2): guys gtg

[18:06:57] Chawarma_dz(2): see u later

[18:06:59] MRT[PPLV][3] :bb

[18:07:04] * Use /duty to get your orders and please do not teamkill!

[18:07:04] * Also, select your skin with /cskin

[18:07:04] * Chawarma_dz was banned, reason: AntiCheat

[18:07:04] * theXmate360 is now VicePresident.

[18:07:07] Alexander[7]:LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[18:07:07]<Thug_D_Rezo[GgT][6]: xD

[18:07:08] MRT[PPLV][3]: lmao

[18:07:10] Toretto[9]: LOL

[18:07:10] Alexander[7]: hahahahahahah

[18:07:18] (Central Intelligence) The President Bong_Revilla will be safe in 14 minutes.

[18:07:26] Thug_D_Rezo[GgT][6]: He banned himself ? :D

[18:07:44] [VIP] Toretto: Its the best funny part ever

[18:07:46] [VIP] Toretto: xD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Magic on May 17, 2019, 06:22:55 pm
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Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Konata Izumi on May 20, 2019, 03:57:43 pm
This funny as hell shit was captured right after entering the game, made my day! ;D

[18:06:45] SA-MP 0.3.7-R3 Started

[18:06:48] Connecting to 37.187.196.107:7777...

[18:06:50] Connected. Joining the game...

[18:06:53] Connected to Plan B: Protect The President

[18:06:53] * You have been automatically logged in!

[18:06:53] Chawarma_dz(2): guys gtg

[18:06:57] Chawarma_dz(2): see u later

[18:06:59] MRT[PPLV][3] :bb

[18:07:04] * Use /duty to get your orders and please do not teamkill!

[18:07:04] * Also, select your skin with /cskin

[18:07:04] * Chawarma_dz was banned, reason: AntiCheat

[18:07:04] * theXmate360 is now VicePresident.

[18:07:07] Alexander[7]:LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[18:07:07]<Thug_D_Rezo[GgT][6]: xD

[18:07:08] MRT[PPLV][3]: lmao

[18:07:10] Toretto[9]: LOL

[18:07:10] Alexander[7]: hahahahahahah

[18:07:18] (Central Intelligence) The President Bong_Revilla will be safe in 14 minutes.

[18:07:26] Thug_D_Rezo[GgT][6]: He banned himself ? :D

[18:07:44] [VIP] Toretto: Its the best funny part ever

[18:07:46] [VIP] Toretto: xD

Toretto Manhoos aadmi , means Bad Luck xD
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Kelik on May 27, 2019, 11:48:44 am
Carg's tips and tricks xD
Quote
[17:21:59] * Use /duty to get your orders and please do not teamkill!

[17:21:59] * Also, select your skin with /cskin

[17:22:01] * tatongwapz is now President.

[17:22:01] <[RD]Pistolstar> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}presi ballz camps in terro spawn

[17:22:03] <Manitupuma[GgT]> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}ho

[17:22:03] * selammmlar is now VicePresident.

[17:22:08] *** Carg on IRC: alaster rekt

[17:22:12] <Manitupuma[GgT]> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}hi cendetta

[17:22:12] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}:D

[17:22:27] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}Carg pro :D

[17:22:50] <Manitupuma[GgT]> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}carg :*

[17:22:58] *** Carg on IRC: mani <3

[17:23:05] (Central Intelligence) The President tatongwapz will be safe in 14 minutes.

[17:23:06] <selammmlar> {999999}(15) {FFFFFF}lol

[17:23:10] <[DsE]Alaster> {33CCFF}[3] {FFFFFF}Gay

[17:23:15] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}you cant kill me fool

[17:23:21] <[DsE]Alaster> {33CCFF}[3] {FFFFFF}you gay

[17:23:34] * You're no longer under spawn protection.

[17:23:37] *** Carg on IRC: everyone kill alaster, he is server enemy now!

[17:23:37] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}Atleast, Im not a troublesome guy like u

[17:23:40] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}D:

[17:23:41] <[DsE]Alaster> {33CCFF}[3] {FFFFFF}scared of ez

[17:23:44] <ThuG_D_TamiL[IDF]> {33CCFF}[9] {FFFFFF};O

[17:23:53] <ThuG_D_TamiL[IDF]> {33CCFF}[9] {FFFFFF}EYAHH

[17:23:59] <[RD]Pistolstar> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}ojkaaoiejtfg9iaejgoqamgpoiawmwg98

[17:23:59] * You killed [DsE]Alaster (3): Distance: 8 | Weapon: Normal Shotgun

[17:24:01] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}ez

[17:24:06] <[DsE]Alaster> {33CCFF}[3] {FFFFFF}thanks now i got d eagle

[17:24:09] Screenshot Taken - sa-mp-006.png

[17:24:12] *** Carg on IRC: good vendetta you can join pwn now

[17:24:16] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}:o

[17:24:41] Screenshot Taken - sa-mp-007.png

[17:24:41] <[DsE]Alaster> {33CCFF}[3] {FFFFFF}stay tere for your life

[17:24:48] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}hey IDAN
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Konata Izumi on May 29, 2019, 12:25:36 pm
Carg's tips and tricks xD
Quote
[17:21:59] * Use /duty to get your orders and please do not teamkill!

[17:21:59] * Also, select your skin with /cskin

[17:22:01] * tatongwapz is now President.

[17:22:01] <[RD]Pistolstar> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}presi ballz camps in terro spawn

[17:22:03] <Manitupuma[GgT]> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}ho

[17:22:03] * selammmlar is now VicePresident.

[17:22:08] *** Carg on IRC: alaster rekt

[17:22:12] <Manitupuma[GgT]> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}hi cendetta

[17:22:12] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}:D

[17:22:27] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}Carg pro :D

[17:22:50] <Manitupuma[GgT]> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}carg :*

[17:22:58] *** Carg on IRC: mani <3

[17:23:05] (Central Intelligence) The President tatongwapz will be safe in 14 minutes.

[17:23:06] <selammmlar> {999999}(15) {FFFFFF}lol

[17:23:10] <[DsE]Alaster> {33CCFF}[3] {FFFFFF}Gay

[17:23:15] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}you cant kill me fool

[17:23:21] <[DsE]Alaster> {33CCFF}[3] {FFFFFF}you gay

[17:23:34] * You're no longer under spawn protection.

[17:23:37] *** Carg on IRC: everyone kill alaster, he is server enemy now!

[17:23:37] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}Atleast, Im not a troublesome guy like u

[17:23:40] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}D:

[17:23:41] <[DsE]Alaster> {33CCFF}[3] {FFFFFF}scared of ez

[17:23:44] <ThuG_D_TamiL[IDF]> {33CCFF}[9] {FFFFFF};O

[17:23:53] <ThuG_D_TamiL[IDF]> {33CCFF}[9] {FFFFFF}EYAHH

[17:23:59] <[RD]Pistolstar> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}ojkaaoiejtfg9iaejgoqamgpoiawmwg98

[17:23:59] * You killed [DsE]Alaster (3): Distance: 8 | Weapon: Normal Shotgun

[17:24:01] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}ez

[17:24:06] <[DsE]Alaster> {33CCFF}[3] {FFFFFF}thanks now i got d eagle

[17:24:09] Screenshot Taken - sa-mp-006.png

[17:24:12] *** Carg on IRC: good vendetta you can join pwn now

[17:24:16] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}:o

[17:24:41] Screenshot Taken - sa-mp-007.png

[17:24:41] <[DsE]Alaster> {33CCFF}[3] {FFFFFF}stay tere for your life

[17:24:48] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}hey IDAN
After that Vendetta got Rekt by me ._. and I became enemy of ptp...



The End
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GhOstZ on June 04, 2019, 10:59:14 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/hf5gBY6.png)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Kelik on June 16, 2019, 02:29:23 pm
Chev confirmed haxor  :o :D ::)
Quote
[20:24:33] {FFFFFF}SA-MP {B9C9BF}0.3.7-R2 {FFFFFF}Started

[20:24:36] Connecting to 37.187.196.107:7777...

[20:24:38] Connected. Joining the game...

[20:24:45] Connected to {B9C9BF}Plan B: Protect The President

[20:24:46] <Baa_[pb]CobbY> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}u will leave ptp and come back when again

[20:24:51] <Makaveli_BiB> {33CCFF}[6] {FFFFFF}yesterday

[20:24:52] * You have successfully logged in!

[20:25:01] * Use /duty to get your orders and please do not teamkill!

[20:25:01] * Also, select your skin with /cskin

[20:25:01] <BiB_kiLLaZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}in the morning

[20:25:04] [WARNING] You are still under spawn protection, your bullets will not have any effect until you leave your spawn zone.

[20:25:04] <Makaveli_BiB> {33CCFF}[6] {FFFFFF}^

[20:25:04] [WARNING] You are still under spawn protection, your bullets will not have any effect until you leave your spawn zone.

[20:25:05] <Baa_[pb]CobbY> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}u will leave ptp and come back when again

[20:25:12] <BiB_kiLLaZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}yesterday in the morning

[20:25:17] *** Chev on IRC: when will you come back again

[20:25:21] <.l.ThuG.AhMeD.GgT.l.> {33CCFF}[10] {FFFFFF}fuck your god

[20:25:23] <.l.ThuG.AhMeD.GgT.l.> {33CCFF}[10] {FFFFFF}id 7

[20:25:25] <.l.ThuG.AhMeD.GgT.l.> {33CCFF}[10] {FFFFFF}fuck him hard

[20:25:26] <Kelly> {CCCCCC}[2] {FFFFFF}oh

[20:25:28] *** Chev on IRC: =)

[20:25:28] * You have left your spawnzone, your spawn protection will run out in 5 seconds.

[20:25:30] <.l.ThuG.AhMeD.GgT.l.> {33CCFF}[10] {FFFFFF}fucking ass licker

[20:25:33] * You're no longer under spawn protection.

[20:25:37] *** Chev on IRC: who is id 7

[20:25:43] <RatMeDStrike> {999999}(7) {FFFFFF}me in a strike

[20:25:44] <RatMeDStrike> {999999}(7) {FFFFFF}lols

[20:25:44] <Baa_[pb]CobbY> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}Chev ur ez

[20:25:44] (Central Intelligence) The President A7med_lYT will be safe in 8 minutes.

[20:25:47] <Alexander> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}your dad

[20:25:48] *** Chev on IRC: and who is ahmed tho?

[20:25:48] <Jack_Bhai> {CCCCCC}[14] {FFFFFF}down

[20:26:03] *** Carg on IRC: how is ahmad still not banned...

[20:26:11] <[DsE]Nemesis> {33CCFF}[9] {FFFFFF}dk

[20:26:23] <.l.ThuG.AhMeD.GgT.l.> {33CCFF}[10] {FFFFFF}and how you are still not demoted yet

[20:26:30] [ERROR] You can't change your skin right now.

[20:26:31] <[DsE]Nemesis> {33CCFF}[9] {FFFFFF}omg

[20:26:31] <.l.ThuG.AhMeD.GgT.l.> {33CCFF}[10] {FFFFFF}when you are the biggest abuser/ass licker

[20:26:36] *** Chev on IRC: i  will buy server and demote carg to mod

[20:26:37] <BiB_kiLLaZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}carg kad je festa cigana

[20:26:38] *** Chev on IRC: XDDD]

[20:26:44] * You were killed by Baa_[pb]CobbY (12): Distance: 16 | Weapon: UZI

[20:26:46] <Baa_[pb]CobbY> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}:D

[20:26:47] *** Chev on IRC: i will demote carg to vip

[20:26:48] [ERROR] You need to be spawned to talk with other players.

[20:26:49] * Use /duty to get your orders and please do not teamkill!

[20:26:49] * Also, select your skin with /cskin

[20:26:49] *** Chev on IRC: xDDD

[20:26:54] *** Carg on IRC: u picka ti materina

[20:26:56] * You have left your spawnzone, your spawn protection will run out in 5 seconds.

[20:27:01] <[DsE]Nemesis> {33CCFF}[9] {FFFFFF}how Chev :o

[20:27:02] * You're no longer under spawn protection.

[20:27:05] <Jack_Bhai> {CCCCCC}[14] {FFFFFF}run rat

[20:27:10] *** Chev on IRC: secret

[20:27:15] <[DsE]Nemesis> {33CCFF}[9] {FFFFFF}hax?

[20:27:15] *** Chev on IRC: i will scam jonne

[20:27:16] <BiB_kiLLaZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}je volim carga trollat

[20:27:20] <Max_Bogatirev> {999999}(13) {FFFFFF}LOOOL rat ahahahaa

[20:27:21] *** Chev on IRC: and take his server

[20:27:25] <[DsE]Nemesis> {33CCFF}[9] {FFFFFF}xD

[20:27:27] <Makaveli_BiB> {33CCFF}[6] {FFFFFF}veruj mi

[20:27:28] <BiB_kiLLaZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}supak najveci

[20:27:32] <Makaveli_BiB> {33CCFF}[6] {FFFFFF}to je jedini normalan admin ovde

[20:27:33] *** Chev on IRC: i will be new owner and ban all players

[20:27:35] <Makaveli_BiB> {33CCFF}[6] {FFFFFF}sto supak?

[20:27:42] <[DsE]Nemesis> {33CCFF}[9] {FFFFFF}xD

[20:27:50] *** Chev on IRC: im kidding

[20:27:53] (Central Intelligence) The President A7med_lYT will be safe in 6 minutes.

[20:27:54] <Makaveli_BiB> {33CCFF}[6] {FFFFFF}naravno i nikola i mve su super

[20:27:56] <[DsE]Nemesis> {33CCFF}[9] {FFFFFF}ss'ed Chev

[20:27:57] <BiB_kiLLaZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}ma zajebavam se

[20:27:59] <Makaveli_BiB> {33CCFF}[6] {FFFFFF}ali od ovih starijih
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GlennN on August 10, 2019, 08:29:28 pm
We are ptpians ,more stupid than Egyptians .
Our gameplay is shit , we record every bit.
Ez we are , shooting from far(sniper).
Duty is mandate , aimbot is upto date.
Hydra is op , NSA is shit ..you mom's a hoe with great tit.
Ending this rhyme , hacking is crime.
Homie fo lyf!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Chetan on August 11, 2019, 04:45:41 am
We are ptpians ,more stupid than Egyptians .
Our gameplay is shit , we record every bit.
Ez we are , shooting from far(sniper).
Duty is mandate , aimbot is upto date.
Hydra is op , NSA is shit ..you mom's a hoe with great tit.
Ending this rhyme , hacking is crime.
Homie fo lyf!

LMFAO XD
(https://media.tenor.com/images/ed20cdf764320c8329818258781d2bfe/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: SaiFi on August 11, 2019, 07:04:01 am
(https://i.imgur.com/hf5gBY6.png)
LOL Rage
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Deadman on August 11, 2019, 02:08:06 pm
We are ptpians ,more stupid than Egyptians .
Our gameplay is shit , we record every bit.
Ez we are , shooting from far(sniper).
Duty is mandate , aimbot is upto date.
Hydra is op , NSA is shit ..you mom's a hoe with great tit.
Ending this rhyme , hacking is crime.
Homie fo lyf!
LMDAO THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME! ;D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Zeta on August 12, 2019, 08:42:18 am
(https://i.imgur.com/hf5gBY6.png)
LOL Rage
;D ???
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: GlennN on August 14, 2019, 12:48:30 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/hf5gBY6.png)
LOL Rage
Rage-Rekt :D
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: cobby on May 08, 2020, 06:27:32 pm
Drink more carrot juice
Yeah! , listen to fini coz he is GOD OF THE SERVER!
Not a Fini hater but appreciative.

GG Fini  ;D for being the GOD OF THE SERVER.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on October 20, 2020, 10:55:54 am
Erstwhile, trickyBon on the reports section;
A fake report. As you can see on the pic you were already dead when I got close to you. I was just playing around with the saw. You were still standing because it was an anim bug

On the ban apply;
I was joking, it was a correct report, now fuck off and unban me, thanks


Nice joke bon bon! We all are laughing now ::)

(https://www.smooth.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/giphy-_laugh_loud_0.gif)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Menace on October 21, 2020, 12:49:40 am
Lol
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: cobby on October 22, 2020, 05:51:25 pm
Poor Carg.
(https://i.ibb.co/0npy8sL/Untitled.png)
Best 2018 days ever I'm literally on every page was I really that comedic I wish that cobby comes back one day!
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Menace on November 21, 2020, 09:55:56 pm
Lol'd hard at this

http://www.teamno.smfnew.com/index.php?topic=1177.0 ::)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on December 25, 2020, 08:38:24 am
(https://i.ibb.co/VgprtDs/1a.jpg)

(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/04/2b/32/042b32674e97b243dbf80da791952f1f.jpg)

(https://i.ibb.co/kxGLcyM/2aa.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Srex_Zangetsu on March 21, 2021, 03:48:51 pm
(https://i.ibb.co/VgprtDs/1a.jpg)

(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/04/2b/32/042b32674e97b243dbf80da791952f1f.jpg)

(https://i.ibb.co/kxGLcyM/2aa.jpg)
*wheezes* lmao I agree that backing up for people can be annoying but mentioning some of the proven manipulators as "fair" is utterly laughable.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on February 15, 2022, 10:11:09 pm
Some picks from the old (very old like 2008-2010) guest book entries of PPLV site:

(https://img.webme.com/pic/p/pplv/guestbook%20entries.png)

Memories :')
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Gablo on February 16, 2022, 05:57:37 pm
Some picks from the old (very old like 2008-2010) guest book entries of PPLV site:

(https://img.webme.com/pic/p/pplv/guestbook%20entries.png)

Memories :')

ohh good times <3 <3
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: Fran on February 16, 2022, 09:35:19 pm
Some picks from the old (very old like 2008-2010) guest book entries of PPLV site:

(https://img.webme.com/pic/p/pplv/guestbook%20entries.png)

Memories :')

ohh good times <3 <3
BANplikator was on fire. Very bad seeing our lovely admin cheating in 2009.
Title: Re: Funny PTP Quotes
Post by: COBRA on February 17, 2022, 06:13:24 pm
Some picks from the old (very old like 2008-2010) guest book entries of PPLV site:

(https://img.webme.com/pic/p/pplv/guestbook%20entries.png)

Memories :')

ohh good times <3 <3
BANplikator was on fire. Very bad seeing our lovely admin cheating in 2009.
lol it was system ban by bug, but funny tho :D