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Offline Deadman

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #120 on: July 29, 2018, 09:42:58 pm »
Chetan and Panther deliver the fridge to Gleens apartment which is on 12 floor

Like always they playing fortnite on the way up and forget on which floor he lives, so Panther calls him


After he hangs up.

Panther: Damn
Chetan: What's up  , which floor is it
Panther: I have one bad and one good news
Chetan: Fuck, what's good news
Panther: Only just 2 floors and we there
Chetan: And bad news?
Panther: Sory nibba, we are in wrong bilding
Chetan: .... jumps down from 10 floor
Nailed it!  :D

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #121 on: July 29, 2018, 09:56:22 pm »
Chetan and Panther deliver the fridge to Gleens apartment which is on 12 floor

Like always they playing fortnite on the way up and forget on which floor he lives, so Panther calls him


After he hangs up.

Panther: Damn
Chetan: What's up  , which floor is it
Panther: I have one bad and one good news
Chetan: Fuck, what's good news
Panther: Only just 2 floors and we there
Chetan: And bad news?
Panther: Sory nibba, we are in wrong bilding
Chetan: .... jumps down from 10 floor

This reminds me of something
Many things i have done, no regrets to any of those.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #122 on: July 30, 2018, 01:16:51 am »
Chetan and Panther deliver the fridge to Gleens apartment which is on 12 floor

Like always they playing fortnite on the way up and forget on which floor he lives, so Panther calls him


After he hangs up.

Panther: Damn
Chetan: What's up  , which floor is it
Panther: I have one bad and one good news
Chetan: Fuck, what's good news
Panther: Only just 2 floors and we there
Chetan: And bad news?
Panther: Sory nibba, we are in wrong bilding
Chetan: .... jumps down from 10 floor

RIP mehh
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #123 on: July 30, 2018, 08:55:07 pm »
The state of Texas. A sheriff, who's favourite catchphrase is "It could have been worser", get a message. Three people have died. His two deputies arrive at the scene. They see two people dead at the bedroom, two naked people, and one, well dressed person, at the kitchen. all of them have bullet holes, in their heads or elsewhere. One of the deputies says:" Well it seems like everything is easy. The person in the kitchen saw these two having sex, the woman was probably his wife, he then went on to shoot them and shoot himself in the kitchen. SImple" The other deputy says" The sheriff wont care. he will come, see this and will say " It could have been worser". And the sheriff arrived, he looked at the three dead bodies. He then stops and says" Aha, well, it could have been worser" The first deputy says " What do you mean it could have been worser ? What do you mean by that" The sheriff looks at him " Well you see, last night, in this womans bed, was me"
Safe for work content only. Done with that retard shit.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #124 on: July 31, 2018, 09:09:26 am »
???
Did i miss something or it's just neither funny nor adding up to the story that the sherrif slept with the woman?

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #125 on: August 02, 2018, 04:36:54 pm »

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"The problem of most people is, they get confused between being beautiful and looking beautiful.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #127 on: August 03, 2018, 09:56:58 pm »
@FlapJack :Which exam do you writing tomorow
@SniperPointer: Deutsch
@FlapJack : Good luck
@SniperPointer : Gracias
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #128 on: August 04, 2018, 04:37:28 am »
@FlapJack :Which exam do you writing tomorow
@SniperPointer: Deutsch
@FlapJack : Good luck
@SniperPointer : Gracias


Hahahahahahaha man I really like ur jokes. Soo original and new.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #129 on: August 04, 2018, 05:53:59 am »
@FlapJack :Which exam do you writing tomorow
@SniperPointer: Deutsch
@FlapJack : Good luck
@SniperPointer : Gracias

Gut gespielt!
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #130 on: August 05, 2018, 03:53:28 pm »
IDF bullied  :'(

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #131 on: August 18, 2018, 03:42:34 am »
If you have sex with someone from another country, make sure you give your best, cause you'll be representing the whole country.

-Some intelligent guy
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #132 on: August 18, 2018, 07:29:04 pm »
If you have sex with someone from another country, make sure you give your best, cause you'll be representing the whole country.

-Some intelligent guy

Says the virgin 16yo

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #133 on: August 18, 2018, 07:30:17 pm »
If you have sex with someone from another country, make sure you give your best, cause you'll be representing the whole country.

-Some intelligent guy
xd kiddo

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #134 on: August 18, 2018, 07:59:20 pm »
If you have sex with someone from another country, make sure you give your best, cause you'll be representing the whole country.

-Some intelligent guy
xd kiddo
U become a pWn member lmao