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Offline Ahsoka_Tano

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Noviny San Andreas Shorts
« on: October 27, 2018, 09:28:10 pm »


Noviny San Andreas has came with some shorts as there was loong enought, no news at all.
News report Alex gives you the followings!




Will we fit?
What are we gonna do?! Most of the personnel is dead and the backup wont make it in time. Terorists are comming down the stairs and we have nowhere to hide.... unless...
Intruder comes with a massive plan! Hide inside his ass, he believes that everyone will be safe from the terorists until they leave and they know nobody will look inside his ass. He will sacrifice to save the president and the others.
But there is an unspoken question...
Can we fit everyone inside?
Can we fit inside in time!?



They cant driv... (gets run over by a security)
The presidents security personnel are bad drivers not telling how many people were under the wheels of the presidents cars. The cars have blowed tires and everytime there is somebody on the road, then there is nobody on the road because theyre on the fronts of the cars.
The police officers are even worse when a fellow officer crashed a firetruck and brought it as a barricade which he almost blew up. Securities even crash into the police personnel driving bikes as they get in the way.
The president himself does even better.... the stunts he makes are interesting but very badly parked. AFter he reaches his destination he jumps out of the car and sometimes even ends up under his own wheels. Watchout for them, cause they are sure bad drivers!



Gablo
We had a talk about Gablo becoming himself. How when and what are the questions we asked.
You can check them above. Gablos answers were very interesting and nice, after some time we had a party and ended up getting our guts cut out by a butcher.



The LawnMover goverment
You got big grass?
Call the Presidents! They will cut it for you.
Theyr new job is here and theyre lawnmovers are starting. They are heading to cut your grass. After a couple of boring times and dumb paperwork the presidents figured out helping the people that voted for them is much better than other things. So they move the lawn! They enjoy it and the people enjoy it too if they know its gonna get cut.
Call them today! The white house!



Ryder! You spermhead!
Ryder has came into a farm on Red county where fellow people were having a little barbecue party when ryder made it into a Carfire party. He thought making hotdogs on a motor engine was a good idea, but after he added cooking oil into the hotdogs the engine exploded and the other cars got fire started on them. The farmers ran, so did ryder.
Ryder has his protection so he quickly ran out of the farm into his little penthouse. Will we see him again?
Yeah!


Stay tuned for:
Madman eating intruders milk
Old people having the power of boxers.
Many things i have done, no regrets to any of those.
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Re: Noviny San Andreas Shorts
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2018, 04:08:22 am »
My PTP Shorties need a mention too :'(

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Re: Noviny San Andreas Shorts
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2018, 02:58:12 pm »
Lol of course not he must eat my cum.
This just made my day xd
Good job keep making Noviny SAs
menace> {33CCFF}[4] {FFFFFF}SMALL PENIS IRAN DOGS
menace> {33CCFF}[4] {FFFFFF}SMALL PENIS IRAN DOGS
Dr.MaDMaN[GgT]> {33CCFF}[3] {FFFFFF}Retarded mode is on
DedeceK> {33CCFF}[27] {FFFFFF}LOL
DedeceK> {33CCFF}[27] {FFFFFF}madman he wanan mute again

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Re: Noviny San Andreas Shorts
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2018, 04:00:41 pm »
Lol of course not he must eat my cum.
This just made my day xd
Good job keep making Noviny SAs
issssss gale bay

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Re: Noviny San Andreas Shorts
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2018, 09:40:47 pm »
Lol of course not he must eat my cum.
This just made my day xd
Good job keep making Noviny SAs
issssss gale bay
jaqie vche te muse mn barinm jaja
Bhsh bqm azt y noviny bsaze mizan te muse baire
menace> {33CCFF}[4] {FFFFFF}SMALL PENIS IRAN DOGS
menace> {33CCFF}[4] {FFFFFF}SMALL PENIS IRAN DOGS
Dr.MaDMaN[GgT]> {33CCFF}[3] {FFFFFF}Retarded mode is on
DedeceK> {33CCFF}[27] {FFFFFF}LOL
DedeceK> {33CCFF}[27] {FFFFFF}madman he wanan mute again

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Re: Noviny San Andreas Shorts
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2018, 05:23:13 am »
Nice, Make More 🤟🏿🤟🏿


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Re: Noviny San Andreas Shorts
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2018, 10:39:03 am »
Good Alex

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Re: Noviny San Andreas Shorts
« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2018, 11:37:51 am »
Fook this.

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Re: Noviny San Andreas Shorts
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2018, 01:25:14 pm »
Nice work man!  ;)
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