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Offline Bully

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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #915 on: February 21, 2019, 04:25:57 pm »
Its quite stupid making fun of someone's english.Also english is not his first language . By making fun , its like you are imposing english on him ... In simple words ,its like your mom is gay but you want her to be straight .. by making fun of homosexuality.
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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #916 on: February 21, 2019, 10:20:28 pm »
Quote from: Bully on February 21, 2019, 04:25:57 pm
Its quite stupid making fun of someone's english.Also english is not his first language . By making fun , its like you are imposing english on him ... In simple words ,its like your mom is gay but you want her to be straight .. by making fun of homosexuality.
First of all why doesnt he speak his own language?
Cuz it ain't make sense of him speaking english cuz we dont understand shit he says
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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #917 on: February 28, 2019, 02:16:57 am »
Quote from: Bully on February 21, 2019, 04:25:57 pm
Its quite stupid making fun of someone's english.Also english is not his first language . By making fun , its like you are imposing english on him ... In simple words ,its like your mom is gay but you want her to be straight .. by making fun of homosexuality.

hey what kind of "bully" are you???
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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #918 on: February 28, 2019, 05:55:18 am »
Quote from: Gablo on February 28, 2019, 02:16:57 am
Quote from: Bully on February 21, 2019, 04:25:57 pm
Its quite stupid making fun of someone's english.Also english is not his first language . By making fun , its like you are imposing english on him ... In simple words ,its like your mom is gay but you want her to be straight .. by making fun of homosexuality.

hey what kind of "bully" are you???
The retarded type.
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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #919 on: March 07, 2019, 04:16:44 pm »
Hey plz play fair :((

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[20:48:32] <@PBBot1> [Police ID: 30] Yuuki: WTF This players using aimbot
[20:48:38] <@PBBot3> *** Alex killed Texas_Cowboy (Distance: 5) (Helikill)
[20:48:45] <@PBBot2> [Police ID: 30] Yuuki:  please play pair
[20:48:50] <@PBBot3> * Yuuki (ID: 30) has been banned for: Aimbot
[20:48:52] <@PBBot3> [30] *** Yuuki left the game. (Removed) + [Report: X: 367 , Y: -57 , Z: 1002 | H: 160 , A: 0 ]
[20:48:52] <@PBBot3> *** ThuG_D_AhMeD[GgT] killed booba (Distance: 9) (M4)
[20:48:54] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: hahhha
[20:48:54] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 13] UzuMaKi: LMAO
[20:48:55] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 23] Balor: hahahahah
[20:48:55] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahaah
[20:48:55] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 15] [RD]Panal_Abeja: xd
[20:48:56] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 22] Chetan: LMAO
[20:48:57] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 22] Chetan: IROny
[20:48:58] <@PBBot2> [President ID: 2] Tuco[GgT]: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:48:58] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[20:48:59] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 22] Chetan: XDDDDDddd
[20:49:02] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 23] Balor: pure aimbot hahaha
[20:49:02] <@PBBot3> [President ID: 2] Tuco[GgT]: HHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH
[20:49:03] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah
[20:49:04] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah
[20:49:06] <@PBBot3> [SERVER] There are 12 minutes left in the current round!
[20:49:08] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah1
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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #920 on: March 07, 2019, 04:35:12 pm »
Quote from: Chetan on March 07, 2019, 04:16:44 pm
Hey plz play fair :((

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[20:48:32] <@PBBot1> [Police ID: 30] Yuuki: WTF This players using aimbot
[20:48:38] <@PBBot3> *** Alex killed Texas_Cowboy (Distance: 5) (Helikill)
[20:48:45] <@PBBot2> [Police ID: 30] Yuuki:  please play pair
[20:48:50] <@PBBot3> * Yuuki (ID: 30) has been banned for: Aimbot
[20:48:52] <@PBBot3> [30] *** Yuuki left the game. (Removed) + [Report: X: 367 , Y: -57 , Z: 1002 | H: 160 , A: 0 ]
[20:48:52] <@PBBot3> *** ThuG_D_AhMeD[GgT] killed booba (Distance: 9) (M4)
[20:48:54] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: hahhha
[20:48:54] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 13] UzuMaKi: LMAO
[20:48:55] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 23] Balor: hahahahah
[20:48:55] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahaah
[20:48:55] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 15] [RD]Panal_Abeja: xd
[20:48:56] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 22] Chetan: LMAO
[20:48:57] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 22] Chetan: IROny
[20:48:58] <@PBBot2> [President ID: 2] Tuco[GgT]: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:48:58] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[20:48:59] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 22] Chetan: XDDDDDddd
[20:49:02] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 23] Balor: pure aimbot hahaha
[20:49:02] <@PBBot3> [President ID: 2] Tuco[GgT]: HHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH
[20:49:03] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah
[20:49:04] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah
[20:49:06] <@PBBot3> [SERVER] There are 12 minutes left in the current round!
[20:49:08] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah1
hahahaha motherfucker aimbot
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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #921 on: March 07, 2019, 06:49:03 pm »
Quote from: Safi on March 07, 2019, 04:35:12 pm
Quote from: Chetan on March 07, 2019, 04:16:44 pm
Hey plz play fair :((

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[20:48:32] <@PBBot1> [Police ID: 30] Yuuki: WTF This players using aimbot
[20:48:38] <@PBBot3> *** Alex killed Texas_Cowboy (Distance: 5) (Helikill)
[20:48:45] <@PBBot2> [Police ID: 30] Yuuki:  please play pair
[20:48:50] <@PBBot3> * Yuuki (ID: 30) has been banned for: Aimbot
[20:48:52] <@PBBot3> [30] *** Yuuki left the game. (Removed) + [Report: X: 367 , Y: -57 , Z: 1002 | H: 160 , A: 0 ]
[20:48:52] <@PBBot3> *** ThuG_D_AhMeD[GgT] killed booba (Distance: 9) (M4)
[20:48:54] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: hahhha
[20:48:54] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 13] UzuMaKi: LMAO
[20:48:55] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 23] Balor: hahahahah
[20:48:55] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahaah
[20:48:55] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 15] [RD]Panal_Abeja: xd
[20:48:56] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 22] Chetan: LMAO
[20:48:57] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 22] Chetan: IROny
[20:48:58] <@PBBot2> [President ID: 2] Tuco[GgT]: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:48:58] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[20:48:59] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 22] Chetan: XDDDDDddd
[20:49:02] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 23] Balor: pure aimbot hahaha
[20:49:02] <@PBBot3> [President ID: 2] Tuco[GgT]: HHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH
[20:49:03] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah
[20:49:04] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah
[20:49:06] <@PBBot3> [SERVER] There are 12 minutes left in the current round!
[20:49:08] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah1
hahahaha motherfucker aimbot
Hehe motherfucking aimbot! 😂
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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #922 on: March 08, 2019, 09:21:45 am »
Quote from: Yash on March 07, 2019, 06:49:03 pm
Quote from: Safi on March 07, 2019, 04:35:12 pm
Quote from: Chetan on March 07, 2019, 04:16:44 pm
Hey plz play fair :((

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[20:48:32] <@PBBot1> [Police ID: 30] Yuuki: WTF This players using aimbot
[20:48:38] <@PBBot3> *** Alex killed Texas_Cowboy (Distance: 5) (Helikill)
[20:48:45] <@PBBot2> [Police ID: 30] Yuuki:  please play pair
[20:48:50] <@PBBot3> * Yuuki (ID: 30) has been banned for: Aimbot
[20:48:52] <@PBBot3> [30] *** Yuuki left the game. (Removed) + [Report: X: 367 , Y: -57 , Z: 1002 | H: 160 , A: 0 ]
[20:48:52] <@PBBot3> *** ThuG_D_AhMeD[GgT] killed booba (Distance: 9) (M4)
[20:48:54] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: hahhha
[20:48:54] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 13] UzuMaKi: LMAO
[20:48:55] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 23] Balor: hahahahah
[20:48:55] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahaah
[20:48:55] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 15] [RD]Panal_Abeja: xd
[20:48:56] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 22] Chetan: LMAO
[20:48:57] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 22] Chetan: IROny
[20:48:58] <@PBBot2> [President ID: 2] Tuco[GgT]: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:48:58] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[20:48:59] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 22] Chetan: XDDDDDddd
[20:49:02] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 23] Balor: pure aimbot hahaha
[20:49:02] <@PBBot3> [President ID: 2] Tuco[GgT]: HHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH
[20:49:03] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah
[20:49:04] <@PBBot2> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah
[20:49:06] <@PBBot3> [SERVER] There are 12 minutes left in the current round!
[20:49:08] <@PBBot1> [Terrorist ID: 5] [h1]Python_eJ: ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah1
hahahaha motherfucker aimbot
Hehe motherfucking aimbot! 😂
hahahahahahahaha Teri bhen ki chut
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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #923 on: March 25, 2019, 05:42:20 pm »
God I love dizzy for this lol ;D ;D ;D ;D

[20:57:19]  * You were killed by BOT_GABE (0): Distance: 1 | Weapon: Chainsaw
[20:57:23]  DeadBot: gtfo
[20:57:33]  BOT_GABE: pres 100 per cent saegf
[20:57:34]  BOT_GABE: safe
[20:57:47]  BOT_GABE: real bot alive
[20:58:09]  dizzy: real bot = my dick :D
[20:58:14]  DeadBot: JAJAJAJAJJA
[20:58:16]  BOT_GABE: lol
[20:58:20]  BOT_GABE: good dick
[20:58:23]  DeadBot: I am fake
[20:58:25]  DeadBot: axaxaxaxa
[20:58:27]  DeadBot: Gabe rekt
[20:58:45]  BOT_GABE: he do a bot sex
[20:58:51]  BOT_GABE: because it the dick is bot
[20:59:10]  dizzy: menace im coming
[21:06:21]  dizzy: im with us
[21:06:15]  BOT_GABE: no
[21:06:16]  BOT_GABE: lies
[21:06:16]  BOT_GABE: dizzy enemy xD
[21:06:17]  BOT_GABE: his dick is bot
[21:06:19]  * dizzy killed BOT_GABE: Distance: 1 | Weapon: Explosion
[21:06:21]  dizzy: BOT !

#Gabe_Real_Bot_Rekt
#dizzy_rocks
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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #924 on: March 25, 2019, 05:53:53 pm »
Quote from: DeadBot on March 25, 2019, 05:42:20 pm
God I love dizzy for this lol ;D ;D ;D ;D

[20:57:19]  * You were killed by BOT_GABE (0): Distance: 1 | Weapon: Chainsaw
[20:57:23]  DeadBot: gtfo
[20:57:33]  BOT_GABE: pres 100 per cent saegf
[20:57:34]  BOT_GABE: safe
[20:57:47]  BOT_GABE: real bot alive
[20:58:09]  dizzy: real bot = my dick :D
[20:58:14]  DeadBot: JAJAJAJAJJA
[20:58:16]  BOT_GABE: lol
[20:58:20]  BOT_GABE: good dick
[20:58:23]  DeadBot: I am fake
[20:58:25]  DeadBot: axaxaxaxa
[20:58:27]  DeadBot: Gabe rekt
[20:58:45]  BOT_GABE: he do a bot sex
[20:58:51]  BOT_GABE: because it the dick is bot
[20:59:10]  dizzy: menace im coming
[21:06:21]  dizzy: im with us
[21:06:15]  BOT_GABE: no
[21:06:16]  BOT_GABE: lies
[21:06:16]  BOT_GABE: dizzy enemy xD
[21:06:17]  BOT_GABE: his dick is bot
[21:06:19]  * dizzy killed BOT_GABE: Distance: 1 | Weapon: Explosion
[21:06:21]  dizzy: BOT !

#Gabe_Real_Bot_Rekt
#dizzy_rocks

i will fuck his ass.
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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #925 on: March 25, 2019, 07:01:28 pm »
Quote from: DeadBot on March 25, 2019, 05:42:20 pm
God I love dizzy for this lol ;D ;D ;D ;D

[20:57:19]  * You were killed by BOT_GABE (0): Distance: 1 | Weapon: Chainsaw
[20:57:23]  DeadBot: gtfo
[20:57:33]  BOT_GABE: pres 100 per cent saegf
[20:57:34]  BOT_GABE: safe
[20:57:47]  BOT_GABE: real bot alive
[20:58:09]  dizzy: real bot = my dick :D
[20:58:14]  DeadBot: JAJAJAJAJJA
[20:58:16]  BOT_GABE: lol
[20:58:20]  BOT_GABE: good dick
[20:58:23]  DeadBot: I am fake
[20:58:25]  DeadBot: axaxaxaxa
[20:58:27]  DeadBot: Gabe rekt
[20:58:45]  BOT_GABE: he do a bot sex
[20:58:51]  BOT_GABE: because it the dick is bot
[20:59:10]  dizzy: menace im coming
[21:06:21]  dizzy: im with us
[21:06:15]  BOT_GABE: no
[21:06:16]  BOT_GABE: lies
[21:06:16]  BOT_GABE: dizzy enemy xD
[21:06:17]  BOT_GABE: his dick is bot
[21:06:19]  * dizzy killed BOT_GABE: Distance: 1 | Weapon: Explosion
[21:06:21]  dizzy: BOT !

#Gabe_Real_Bot_Rekt
#dizzy_rocks
LOL
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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #926 on: April 04, 2019, 05:58:46 pm »
The longest ban i've ever seen
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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #927 on: April 04, 2019, 09:19:06 pm »
Quote from: Crash on April 04, 2019, 05:58:46 pm
The longest ban i've ever seen

3 years haha
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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #928 on: April 06, 2019, 05:59:22 am »
Quote from: lincon on April 04, 2019, 09:19:06 pm
Quote from: Crash on April 04, 2019, 05:58:46 pm
The longest ban i've ever seen

3 years haha

3 years he make a business , and u still play a samp.
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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #929 on: April 06, 2019, 12:02:38 pm »
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<PBBot3>: [Police ID: 8] pA_JuryFury: ege i already reported fini about ur retardness
<PBBot1>: [6] *** Leon_Ase left the game. (Left) + [Report: X: -1874 , Y: 903 , Z: 60 | H: 100 , A: 0 ]
<PBBot2>: [Security ID: 4] [DsE]Nemesis: xD
<PBBot3>: [Civilian ID: 2] [pb]fish_sheep_baa: me 2
<PBBot1>: [Police ID: 8] pA_JuryFury: ege i already reported fini about ur retardness  he is taking actions
<PBBot2>: [Terrorist ID: 1] [pWn]Ege: LMAO
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 1] [pWn]Ege: sure
<PBBot1>: [Security ID: 4] [DsE]Nemesis: XDDD
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 1] [pWn]Ege: go ahead

Cobby and Fish acting like a leader xD
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