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Offline Uthar_Smith

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Funny PTP Quotes
« on: August 17, 2016, 07:20:28 pm »
Hey guys, since we moved to this new forum I figured we needed a new quotes topic. So if you have any hilarious quotes, post them here!

Let me start:
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[07:05.34] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 11] [RD]Carg: dizzy small dick
[07:05.39] <@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 28] dizzy: kill carg btw
[07:05.44] <@PBBot1> [Police ID: 4] Rageur[DuBled]: Dizzy mini dick
[07:05.53] <@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 13] Uthar_Smith: rageur micro dick
[07:06.02] <@PBBot3> [Terrorist ID: 0] Mia: Uthat nano dick
[07:06.09] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 28] dizzy: carg no dick
[07:06.13] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 11] [RD]Carg: mia big dick
[07:06.14] <@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 13] Uthar_Smith: I can't say anything against that
[07:06.16] <@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 13] Uthar_Smith: xD
[07:06.42] <@PBBot1> [Civilian ID: 13] Uthar_Smith: Mia elektron-size tits
[07:06.49] <@PBBot1> [Police ID: 26] Satvik[GgT]: LOL ^
[07:06.50] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 13] Uthar_Smith: xD
[07:06.56] <@PBBot3> Teamchat from Mia (Terrorist): Really
[07:06.56] <@PBBot1> [Police ID: 26] Satvik[GgT]: HAHAHHAHAH
[07:06.59] <@PBBot3> [Police ID: 14] [RD]Norinder_Mudi: lmfao
« Last Edit: August 17, 2016, 07:23:49 pm by Uthar_Smith »


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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2016, 08:25:19 pm »
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<PBBot1>: [Terrorist ID: 7] Alirexa: why i had banned with no reason
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 7] Alirexa: ???
<PBBot2>: [Civilian ID: 5] MOHAMED: ok
<Altus_Demens>: !say Ban evasion decreases your chances to be unbanned
<PBBot3>: *** Altus_Demens on IRC: Ban evasion decreases your chances to be unbanned
<PBBot3>: [Terrorist ID: 7] Alirexa: i said why
<Jonne>: !say You weren't banned
<PBBot2>: *** Jonne on IRC: You weren't banned
<Jonne>: !say It's a SAMP bug
<PBBot3>: *** Jonne on IRC: It's a SAMP bug
<PBBot1>: [Terrorist ID: 7] Alirexa: oh ecxuse me
<Altus_Demens>: I scared this guy with no reason ;(
<PBBot2>: [SWAT ID: 0] Ost413: press g
<Jonne>: Here, scare id 16 instead
<Jonne>: :d
<Altus_Demens>: !say ID 16, are you a bad boy?
<PBBot1>: *** Altus_Demens on IRC: ID 16, are you a bad boy?
<SwirlyMan>: !say test
<PBBot1>: *** SwirlyMan on IRC: test
<Altus_Demens>: !say Your sins cannot be hidden from the Heavens, ID16
<PBBot2>: *** Altus_Demens on IRC: Your sins cannot be hidden from the Heavens, ID16
<PBBot1>: * Omar_Leatherface (ID: 16) has been banned for: He is
<PBBot3>: [16] *** Omar_Leatherface left the game. (Removed) + [Report: X: 367 , Y: -57 , Z: 1002 | H: 24 , A: 0 ]
<PBBot1>: [Civilian ID: 5] MOHAMED: bilaly rahom y jrou wraya
<PBBot2>: [Civilian ID: 13] Uthar_Smith: haha
<Altus_Demens>: :D
<PBBot3>: [Civilian ID: 11] [RD]Carg: lol
<Quido>: !say lol
<PBBot1>: *** Quido on IRC: lol
A paltry man and poor of mind
At all things ever mocks;
For never he knows, what he ought to know,
That he is not free from faults.

Offline Miau

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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2016, 01:20:11 am »

Overconfidence effect in its most pure form.
Oh! I don't want to fight you, Jorah the Andal. What do I have to gain? If I win, I'm the shit who killed an old man. If I lose, I'm the shit who was killed by an old man.

~ Daario Naharis

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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2016, 08:58:13 am »

Overconfidence effect in its most pure form.

Le fail :(

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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2016, 06:36:03 pm »
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[20/08/2016] [18:34:36] <@PBBot3> [40] Teamchat from AhMeD[GgT] (President): iam save here
[20/08/2016] [18:34:39] <@PBBot1> *** DangerNoodle killed AhMeD[GgT] (Distance: 6) (Desert Eagle)
[20/08/2016] [18:34:39] <@PBBot2> *** The President was killed by the Civilian!


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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2016, 07:18:26 pm »
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[20/08/2016] [18:34:36] <@PBBot3> [40] Teamchat from AhMeD[GgT] (President): iam save here
[20/08/2016] [18:34:39] <@PBBot1> *** DangerNoodle killed AhMeD[GgT] (Distance: 6) (Desert Eagle)
[20/08/2016] [18:34:39] <@PBBot2> *** The President was killed by the Civilian!

haha nice one

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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2016, 12:00:19 am »
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[20/08/2016] [18:34:36] <@PBBot3> [40] Teamchat from AhMeD[GgT] (President): iam save here
[20/08/2016] [18:34:39] <@PBBot1> *** DangerNoodle killed AhMeD[GgT] (Distance: 6) (Desert Eagle)
[20/08/2016] [18:34:39] <@PBBot2> *** The President was killed by the Civilian!
I don't know why, but I imagined like as he was died in Armor spawn  ::)


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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2016, 01:53:45 am »
I don't know why, but I imagined like as he was died in Armor spawn  ::)
He died on the military ship in SF. :D

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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2016, 02:05:11 pm »
that!

« Last Edit: September 04, 2016, 02:15:47 pm by Aksel »

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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2016, 08:48:13 pm »
That just happend :P



:D

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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2016, 09:45:40 pm »
Hahah good one :D


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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2016, 09:46:48 pm »
Ahmed teamshooting confirmed  :D

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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2016, 09:23:45 pm »
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[21:18:23] <@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 35] dizzy: sorry im lagged
[21:18:44] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 37] [Rawr]Quido: Get armour
[21:18:54] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 35] dizzy: no se armour
[21:19:11] <@PBBot3> [35] *** dizzy left the game. (Timeout) + [Report: X: 0 , Y: 0 , Z: 0 | H: 0 , A: 0 ]
[21:20:04] <@PBBot3> [23] *** dizzy joined the game
[21:20:20] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 23] dizzy: fuckin mom download porn


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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2016, 09:56:14 pm »
ahahha Ahmed, shit happend :D

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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2016, 09:59:07 pm »
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[21:18:23] <@PBBot3> [Civilian ID: 35] dizzy: sorry im lagged
[21:18:44] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 37] [Rawr]Quido: Get armour
[21:18:54] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 35] dizzy: no se armour
[21:19:11] <@PBBot3> [35] *** dizzy left the game. (Timeout) + [Report: X: 0 , Y: 0 , Z: 0 | H: 0 , A: 0 ]
[21:20:04] <@PBBot3> [23] *** dizzy joined the game
[21:20:20] <@PBBot2> [Civilian ID: 23] dizzy: fuckin mom download porn

Dizzy activate super-dick :o :o