We dead? Nah we only lazy af. (well atleast me :p).
New News on monday althought they were supposed to be on sunday.
Big thanks to NewsDog and especially to Lohit.
Flint country Truckers!You thought they were dead? Phew.. these truckers are ready to do theyr job. These fellows are the so called trucker gang which drives trucks around the Flint County . A so called person Dizzy is supposed to be one of the brave truckers! These people are happy to deliver anything they are given, for money of course. If they bump into somebody? They wont live another day. You want to join the trucker gang? Then get yourself a truck and roam around with them!Samaritan Civilians save a clumsy SecurityEarlier this week in Flint County, a clumsy security tripped and exploded his bike over and was stranded on the civilian union farm, with nowhere to go and all nearby vehicles being shit with no nitros, the poor security was helped by fellow civilian Air, who is also in charge of Air Uber, who offered his services in exchange of free nitros on his aircraft, but that wasn’t possible, so Air serviced him for free anyways.
JustinBeiberOfficial in an attempt to advertise his songs and his love for arrahu-akbar also took up the job of a security guard in Air Uber.Gat(chi)-Man on looseBeware citizens and terros alike, a naked man with nothing but a suggestive underwear is on loose in the state, there have been reports of the man wielding a Dildo Saw and stalking people sometimes and violating their ‘mames’ , beware this man is not alone as there is another similar registered sex offender on the loose.
Last noted sighting was noted on a Party on a Dock ship near Jizzy B’s. Beware and don’t forget to arm your self with your chastity belts on your mames.
Monthly Movie Sneak Peek:Coming Soon to your nearest theatres, don't forget to check out the upcoming movie 'RAT HUNT' starring none other than "Dizzy Biggie Dick" in the lead role!
"Action,Glory,Explosions and Dizzy" Is what the actor has promised us.More exclusive details and interview will be followed in the next issue of NovinyThats all for today. I really like if you make a reply saying you like it since i see like 200 views+ when i make the new reply xd. Youre free to make a reply how much you like it.
Stay tuned for the next sunday. Specially from our reporter that will be 70% of it.