Author Topic: Noviny San Andreas OFFICIAL- Opening again soon..  (Read 25198 times)

Offline Saurabh

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Re: Noviny San Andreas OFFICIAL- 2..4 2018
« Reply #75 on: April 03, 2018, 06:01:53 pm »
Well there were no news for 1st april. I didnt have pics and journalists forgot about it so i apologise for that. Anyways im gonna take a month off playing ptp. Its not the same. I didnt see an update about the class or something else ( for ex. changing the tec to mp5) and im kinda bored from the unbalanced teams and the gameplay too. I forgot howto play terro so i suck at combat shotgun tec and ak. Guess i have to go to the fresh air and into the rain forests am i right?

Anyways i hope journalists see this. I didnt want to make a list of the journalists to make the news because i dont think many of you have the time for it... but i guess you will somehow organise who will make the news. Vishwas is in charge of the journalists so he can choose who will make the news for the next sundays. Im gonna try and think about the magazine and the plan b project when im out in the forest.

Regards Alex...
Damnit, i just got Noviny SA tattooed last Sunday

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Re: Noviny San Andreas OFFICIAL- 1-30.4 2018
« Reply #76 on: April 07, 2018, 06:55:55 pm »
Me nub forgot to add the dont expire button xd https://discord.gg/KYqXsUz
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Re: Noviny San Andreas OFFICIAL- 1-30.4 2018
« Reply #77 on: April 29, 2018, 08:20:43 pm »
Hey New News are here ofc. 29.4 2018
Big thanks to NewsDog
Also thanks to the NSA team ( journalists etc.)
Also thanks to the readers for theyr support :3.


Loco-LowRider Showdown!

A LowRider Battle was recently held at the Ocean Docks. The two contestants were Jessy and Lowrider himself (no,not the car lol).

The cars were finely tuned Oceanic and Blade Models from Loco-Loco Low. Modding themselves.
Armed with Nitrous, Special Hydraulics, BullBars, Side-Skirts and what not.

The Lowrider meet was held late around 21:00, said Riders were Dancing with their cars with beautifully executing Hydraulic Maneuvers in a rhythmic fashion. With the crowd cheering on the illegal meetup.
During one of standoffs, Lowrider himself left his car and began to Dance along.

Last such notable event occurred when a President impersonating a certain Basketball player collected Lowriders and danced off with his securities, since the terrorist threat was too low.

If you are planning to have some fun with a Lowrider Car make sure to hit up the Loco Low Co. Tuning shop in LS, they offer almost every tunable car and their modshop. Tune the hell out of your car and enjoy!




HotRing Madness

Hotring Racers, Three Car Models, built solely for Track Domination, Power and Speed which rivals even the almighty NSX Infernus finally makes an official debut in the state.
 
Recently a Racing event was held in the popular ‘8 Track’ Circuit.

4  Racers (or so as they claimed to be) decided to battle out their racing skills in the ring and who comes out on the top.

The said daring racers were:

1.)Dizzy
2.)Barto
3.)Skittles
4.)Curry

Since the HotringA and HotringB models of the Hotring Racer Cars weren’t available in Stock, the standard Hotring Model was used.

Hotring Racers are known to be very fast and powerful, keeping on par with the monster car known as the NSX Infernus.

The 4 racers battled it out on the tough track, Barto was seen sporting his unique Red-Yellow livery whereas Curry was seen to be using a White Black paintjob rather than his standard Red-Black theme.

Dizzy and Skittles ended up copying each other.

Sponsoring of this random event is unknown, although the contestant Dizzy is suspected. Rumors of Dizzy being a state Admin are also growing.



Police crackdown Local Drug Smugglers

A major firefight involving LCPD and LVPD against ISIS forces broke down in Santos and Venturas.

Following up from the County Drug Smuggling case, the police have been cracking down on all major Drug Dealing Terrorist Hotspot. Raids took place, and the Drugs were eventually confiscated. However, LVPD and LSPD had to deal with retaliating terrorists from the Pirate Ship and Jefferson Motel.

A major outbreak was caused in the respective areas and Police had to call back up to deal with the overwhelming Terrorist Forces. More than 20 people were involved in each shootout. Thousands of bullets were exchanged and over 50 explosions occurred.

Police however although facing many losses, managed to escort the Drugs out in time and managed to fend off the Terrorist and Arrest them.


After a month i made the news again with the journalists.
Stay tuned for the next news! I dont have any commentary on this news so meh.
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Re: Noviny San Andreas OFFICIAL- 29.4 2018
« Reply #78 on: May 07, 2018, 03:49:02 pm »
We dead? Nah we only lazy af. (well atleast me :p).
New News on monday althought they were supposed to be on sunday.
Big thanks to NewsDog and especially to Lohit.

Flint country Truckers!

You thought they were dead? Phew.. these truckers are ready to do theyr job. These fellows are the so called trucker gang which drives trucks around the Flint County . A so called person Dizzy is supposed to be one of the brave truckers! These people are happy to deliver anything they are given, for money of course. If they bump into somebody? They wont live another day. You want to join the trucker gang? Then get yourself a truck and roam around with them!



Samaritan Civilians save a clumsy Security

Earlier this week in Flint County, a clumsy security tripped and exploded his bike over and was stranded on the civilian union farm, with nowhere to go and all nearby vehicles being shit with no nitros, the poor security  was helped by fellow civilian Air, who is also in charge of Air Uber, who offered his services in exchange of free nitros on his aircraft, but that wasn’t possible, so Air serviced him for free anyways.

JustinBeiberOfficial in an attempt to advertise his songs and his love for arrahu-akbar also took up the job of a security guard in Air Uber.




Gat(chi)-Man on loose

Beware citizens and terros alike, a naked man with nothing but a suggestive underwear is on loose in the state, there have been reports of the man wielding a Dildo Saw and stalking people sometimes and violating their ‘mames’ , beware this man is not alone as there is another similar registered sex offender on the loose.

Last noted sighting was noted on a Party on a Dock ship near Jizzy B’s. Beware and don’t forget to arm your self with your chastity belts on your mames.




Monthly Movie Sneak Peek:

Coming Soon to your nearest theatres, don't forget to check out the upcoming movie 'RAT HUNT' starring none other than "Dizzy Biggie Dick" in the lead role!

"Action,Glory,Explosions and Dizzy" Is what the actor has promised us.


More exclusive details and interview will be followed in the next issue of Noviny



Thats all for today. I really like if you make a reply saying you like it since i see like 200 views+ when i make the new reply xd. Youre free to make a reply how much you like it.
Stay tuned for the next sunday. Specially from our reporter that will be 70% of it.
Many things i have done, no regrets to any of those.
Wolfs hunt together, many spieces look like wolfs. Love wolfs <3

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Re: Noviny San Andreas OFFICIAL- 29.4 2018
« Reply #79 on: May 07, 2018, 07:27:18 pm »
Dizzy biggie dick 10/10. First day first show !

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Re: Noviny San Andreas OFFICIAL- CLOSED Temporary
« Reply #80 on: May 21, 2018, 10:34:54 pm »
Hello today.
I know there were not news for this sunday news and the last week but we did not have anything interesting going on or we were too lazy ( well me and i had alot to think and do irl).

So..
Noviny San Andreas is closing for a short time due to journalist are going inactive and i indeed i and we lost interest in doing this. We will have some months off but we will come back with some exclusive news. Thanks for your support readers.



NSA is saying goodbye for some months see ya soon readers.
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Re: Noviny San Andreas OFFICIAL- CLOSED Temporary
« Reply #81 on: May 22, 2018, 04:08:47 am »
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