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Offline Lizard_Person

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #75 on: July 21, 2018, 11:34:56 pm »
Two gay people crash on a deserted island. While they were both gay, they both did not know that other was gay. After two days, both wanted to have sex, but they both were afraid to ask the other. Soon, one of the men comes to another and suggests playing a game. The other(Second man) agrees. So the man explains the game: "It's called guess. Now, if you guess correctly, you can do with me whatever you want with me, but if you guess incorrectly, I will do anything to you. Agreed ?" The other man says smiling " Umm, well okay." The game begins. The first one says" Whats small, drinks milk and says meow ?" The second man thinks for a moment and answers smiling: " I will guess fish" The first man gets happy and says with a smile: " Yes, yes, a fish."
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #76 on: July 22, 2018, 02:33:54 am »
IDF
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #77 on: July 22, 2018, 07:10:59 am »
Madness Nub FOr mod jajajja nub

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #78 on: July 22, 2018, 01:44:32 pm »
Madness Nub FOr mod jajajja nub
I did it for the joke -.- i dont even want to be mod
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #79 on: July 22, 2018, 01:51:55 pm »
NOOB WHY YOU APPLY THERE IN MOD APPLYCATION

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #80 on: July 22, 2018, 02:23:09 pm »
NOOB WHY YOU APPLY THERE IN MOD APPLYCATION
hE iS jUsT tRooLiNg NiBBa

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #81 on: July 22, 2018, 05:54:24 pm »
NOOB WHY YOU APPLY THERE IN MOD APPLYCATION
hE iS jUsT tRooLiNg NiBBa
Hito Nub Use aimbot hahahahaha NO!!!!!!!

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #83 on: July 22, 2018, 07:36:32 pm »
NOOB WHY YOU APPLY THERE IN MOD APPLYCATION
hE iS jUsT tRooLiNg NiBBa
Hito Nub Use aimbot hahahahaha NO!!!!!!!
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #84 on: July 23, 2018, 03:32:18 pm »
Dizzy is our new VIP. The best joke of 2k18 :D

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #85 on: July 23, 2018, 03:42:09 pm »
 :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #86 on: July 23, 2018, 04:56:12 pm »
Dizzy is our new VIP. The best joke of 2k18 :D

"The problem of most people is, they get confused between being beautiful and looking beautiful.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #87 on: July 24, 2018, 02:12:17 am »
A Woman Entered in the restaurant:

Waiter: What's your Order Mam?
Woman: give me Soup
Waiter: What Soup Mam?We have, Fish Soup, Asparagus Soup, or Soup of the Day?
Woman: nah! Soupdrinks  :o


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #88 on: July 24, 2018, 02:20:40 am »
A Woman Entered in the restaurant:

Waiter: What's your Order Mam?
Woman: give me Soup
Waiter: What Soup Mam?We have, Fish Soup, Asparagus Soup, or Soup of the Day?
Woman: nah! Soupdrinks  :o

Ch'ing Ch'ing SoupDrink

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #89 on: July 24, 2018, 09:30:55 pm »
Aksel of PWN asks god: "God, God, when will my clan be powerful ?" God thinks for a moment: "In two years" Aksel runs away crying. Soon Cobra of PPLV asks God: "God, God, when will my clan be powerful ?" God thinks for a moment: " In five years" Cobra turns around and runs away crying. Soon Monekey_D_Manish of GGT asks God: "God, God, when will my clan be powerful ?" God turns around and runs away crying.
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