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Offline Lizard_Person

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #105 on: July 27, 2018, 06:15:38 pm »
Quote from: Chetan on July 27, 2018, 05:37:25 pm
Quote from: Lizard_Person on July 27, 2018, 02:52:15 pm
A husband and a wife goes to a doctor. The husband, as a gentleman, allowed the woman to go first. The doctor asked the woman what problems does she have, she answer"Head trauma and third degree burns on my back." The doctor looks at her like he would look at an insane person, then he invites the man, when the woman left. The man comes in, takes down his pants and shows that his penis is all chewed up like a dog toy. The doctor looks in fear:"Well this is a strange family. How the hell did this all happen ?" The man begins to tell the story:" How how ? Well last night, we had such great sex that this morning I decided to pay her back by making her some breakfast, while she was sleeping. So I was making some pancakes, I see my wife is coming "Opa opa, how is your morning ?" Soon I see she is kneeling down, taking my pants down and doing her job there. So I though, maybe I should do something funny too. So I launched the pancake into the air, like those chefs do, And bam all that oil went on my wifes back." The doctor:"So, how about the head injury ?"The husband"Well after I spilled all that oil on her, she began to chew on my penis so I hit her with the pan as hard as I could. What the hell should I have done other wise ?"
Nice! Btw do you make these jokes yourself?

This one I borrowed from my dad.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #106 on: July 27, 2018, 07:19:54 pm »
xD Lol :(:(:(:(:(:(:(
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #107 on: July 28, 2018, 07:09:41 am »
Quote from: Safi on July 27, 2018, 07:19:54 pm
xD Lol :(:(:(:(:(:(:(
I like this joke, it was made in 2004
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #108 on: July 28, 2018, 07:52:05 am »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #109 on: July 28, 2018, 09:29:28 am »
Quote from: Safi on July 27, 2018, 07:19:54 pm
xD Lol :(:(:(:(:(:(:(

Let's break this roller coaster of emotions here:

Hmm what do we have here?
1.  laughing hard emoji
2. Lol
3. Sad emoji

All at the same place! Perfection
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #110 on: July 28, 2018, 02:21:46 pm »
See xD  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #111 on: July 29, 2018, 05:06:38 am »
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back."

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #112 on: July 29, 2018, 06:19:17 am »
Quote from: Chetan on July 29, 2018, 05:06:38 am
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back."

-_-
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Offline Brian_Walker

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #113 on: July 29, 2018, 09:08:37 am »
Chetan and Panther deliver the fridge to Gleens apartment which is on 12 floor

Like always they playing fortnite on the way up and forget on which floor he lives, so Panther calls him


After he hangs up.

Panther: Damn
Chetan: What's up  , which floor is it
Panther: I have one bad and one good news
Chetan: Fuck, what's good news
Panther: Only just 2 floors and we there
Chetan: And bad news?
Panther: Sory nibba, we are in wrong bilding
Chetan: .... jumps down from 10 floor
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Offline Shawkhawk did nothing wrong!

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #114 on: July 29, 2018, 09:58:47 am »
ligma
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Offline Uzumaki

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #115 on: July 29, 2018, 10:11:42 am »
Quote from: Brian_Walker on July 29, 2018, 09:08:37 am
Chetan and Panther deliver the fridge to Gleens apartment which is on 12 floor

Like always they playing fortnite on the way up and forget on which floor he lives, so Panther calls him


After he hangs up.

Panther: Damn
Chetan: What's up  , which floor is it
Panther: I have one bad and one good news
Chetan: Fuck, what's good news
Panther: Only just 2 floors and we there
Chetan: And bad news?
Panther: Sory nibba, we are in wrong bilding
Chetan: .... jumps down from 10 floor
Best one....
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Offline LPCOLTER

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #116 on: July 29, 2018, 02:42:12 pm »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #117 on: July 29, 2018, 05:11:34 pm »
Quote from: Brian_Walker on July 29, 2018, 09:08:37 am
Chetan and Panther deliver the fridge to Gleens apartment which is on 12 floor

Like always they playing fortnite on the way up and forget on which floor he lives, so Panther calls him


After he hangs up.

Panther: Damn
Chetan: What's up  , which floor is it
Panther: I have one bad and one good news
Chetan: Fuck, what's good news
Panther: Only just 2 floors and we there
Chetan: And bad news?
Panther: Sory nibba, we are in wrong bilding
Chetan: .... jumps down from 10 floor

Hahahaha best one
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #118 on: July 29, 2018, 08:04:52 pm »
The Joke of 2k18
Aking's new gang will be Popots worst enemy:D
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #119 on: July 29, 2018, 09:17:40 pm »
Quote from: Brian_Walker on July 29, 2018, 09:08:37 am
Chetan and Panther deliver the fridge to Gleens apartment which is on 12 floor

Like always they playing fortnite on the way up and forget on which floor he lives, so Panther calls him


After he hangs up.

Panther: Damn
Chetan: What's up  , which floor is it
Panther: I have one bad and one good news
Chetan: Fuck, what's good news
Panther: Only just 2 floors and we there
Chetan: And bad news?
Panther: Sory nibba, we are in wrong bilding
Chetan: .... jumps down from 10 floor

Haha! Classic Brian  :D
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