Funny PTP Quotes

[Uzumaki]

1. You must have aiming skills.

Understood?

[Konata Izumi]

1. You must have aiming skills.

Understood?

Annoying as usual I see

Poor Alaster The Event Admin got Banned 

[01:07:27] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[2] {FFFFFF}spawn me, Alaster

[01:07:38] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}How to do that xD?

[01:07:39] * These are the event commands that are available:

[01:07:39] * /joinevent - Allows you to join an event that has not started yet

[01:07:39] * /leaveevent - Allows you to leave an event

[01:07:39] * /currentevent - Shows the current on-going event

[01:07:39] * /e - Sends a message in the event chat

[01:07:52] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Mive is Admin :O

[01:07:53] [Event Chat] BC_Nemesis[DsE]: s

[01:07:59] [Event Admin] [pWn]Mive: hoi

[01:08:03] [Event Chat] BC_Nemesis[DsE]: :p

[01:08:13] [Event Chat] BC_Nemesis[DsE]: typed /ecmds

[01:08:52] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}wanna play some poker?

[01:08:54] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}How to give Weaps?

[01:08:57] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Yeeeeeeeeeee

[01:09:01] [ERROR] You can't change your skin right now.

[01:09:03] * There is no president at the moment! Type /rc p to be the president!

[01:09:10] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[2] {FFFFFF}omg

[01:09:19] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}come

[01:09:27] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Nuuuuuuu i lost

[01:09:47] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}LoL i am bugged

[01:10:14] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}still?

[01:10:18] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i Wonnnnnnnnnnnn

[01:10:25] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}18000

[01:10:40] * Your money has been reset to $6969

[01:10:49] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}no money

[01:10:54] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}i CANT ABLE TO PLAY ANOTHER MATCH :*3

[01:11:01] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[2] {FFFFFF} /cash

[01:11:12] * There is no president at the moment! Type /rc p to be the president!

[01:11:28] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}Mive How to Invite some one in Event?

[01:11:41] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF} /em [ID]

[01:11:46] * Your money has been reset to $6969

[01:11:48] SERVER: Unknown command.

[01:11:49] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}K

[01:11:51] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}but they have to be civs

[01:11:56] <Alaster_Namikaze> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}ok

[01:11:57] * Alaster_Namikaze was banned, reason: AntiCheat

[01:12:00] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[2] {FFFFFF}XDD

[01:12:19] * Use /duty to get your orders and please do not teamkill!

[01:12:19] * Also, select your skin with /cskin

[01:12:20] <BC_Nemesis[DsE]> {33CCFF}[2] {FFFFFF}gg

[01:12:23] <[pWn]Mive> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}lol

Anti cheat love me a lot that's why I got banned :/

Noobra event master!

Janab AAP kaunse pubg pro hai AAP se toh aacha Maddy[PPVL] Khel lete hai

"[01:12:08] [VIP] Alaster_Namikaze:  Neme you are 2nd UzuMaKi" I told that not for you skills but for your annoying behaviour like Uzumaki

Hello Bhai,
Legendary message coming through. Clear the way.
FUCK YOU! IDC

..!.. THIS IS FOR YOU UZUMAKI
And yeah
I DONT CARE TOO

[Chetan]

I'll wait for a better reply

[Uzumaki]

I'll wait for a better reply

Its your fault. Why did you send your IRL photo to Nada?

[Deadman]

I'll wait for a better reply

Its your fault. Why did you send your IRL photo to Nada?

Good question LOL K

[Konata Izumi]

I'll wait for a better reply

Its your fault. Why did you send your IRL photo to Nada?

You should send UzuMaKi pic she may suicide xD
Mine pic will be her End of the Life

[Deadman]

This funny as hell shit was captured right after entering the game, made my day!

[18:06:45] SA-MP 0.3.7-R3 Started

[18:06:48] Connecting to 37.187.196.107:7777...

[18:06:50] Connected. Joining the game...

[18:06:53] Connected to Plan B: Protect The President

[18:06:53] * You have been automatically logged in!

[18:06:53] Chawarma_dz(2): guys gtg

[18:06:57] Chawarma_dz(2): see u later

[18:06:59] MRT[PPLV][3] :bb

[18:07:04] * Use /duty to get your orders and please do not teamkill!

[18:07:04] * Also, select your skin with /cskin

[18:07:04] * Chawarma_dz was banned, reason: AntiCheat

[18:07:04] * theXmate360 is now VicePresident.

[18:07:07] Alexander[7]:LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[18:07:07]<Thug_D_Rezo[GgT][6]: xD

[18:07:08] MRT[PPLV][3]: lmao

[18:07:10] Toretto[9]: LOL

[18:07:10] Alexander[7]: hahahahahahah

[18:07:18] (Central Intelligence) The President Bong_Revilla will be safe in 14 minutes.

[18:07:26] Thug_D_Rezo[GgT][6]: He banned himself ?

[18:07:44] [VIP] Toretto: Its the best funny part ever

[18:07:46] [VIP] Toretto: xD

[Magic]

.

[Konata Izumi]

This funny as hell shit was captured right after entering the game, made my day!

[18:06:45] SA-MP 0.3.7-R3 Started

[18:06:48] Connecting to 37.187.196.107:7777...

[18:06:50] Connected. Joining the game...

[18:06:53] Connected to Plan B: Protect The President

[18:06:53] * You have been automatically logged in!

[18:06:53] Chawarma_dz(2): guys gtg

[18:06:57] Chawarma_dz(2): see u later

[18:06:59] MRT[PPLV][3] :bb

[18:07:04] * Use /duty to get your orders and please do not teamkill!

[18:07:04] * Also, select your skin with /cskin

[18:07:04] * Chawarma_dz was banned, reason: AntiCheat

[18:07:04] * theXmate360 is now VicePresident.

[18:07:07] Alexander[7]:LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[18:07:07]<Thug_D_Rezo[GgT][6]: xD

[18:07:08] MRT[PPLV][3]: lmao

[18:07:10] Toretto[9]: LOL

[18:07:10] Alexander[7]: hahahahahahah

[18:07:18] (Central Intelligence) The President Bong_Revilla will be safe in 14 minutes.

[18:07:26] Thug_D_Rezo[GgT][6]: He banned himself ?

[18:07:44] [VIP] Toretto: Its the best funny part ever

[18:07:46] [VIP] Toretto: xD

Toretto Manhoos aadmi , means Bad Luck xD

[Kelik]

Carg's tips and tricks xD

[17:21:59] * Use /duty to get your orders and please do not teamkill!

[17:21:59] * Also, select your skin with /cskin

[17:22:01] * tatongwapz is now President.

[17:22:01] <[RD]Pistolstar> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}presi ballz camps in terro spawn

[17:22:03] <Manitupuma[GgT]> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}ho

[17:22:03] * selammmlar is now VicePresident.

[17:22:08] *** Carg on IRC: alaster rekt

[17:22:12] <Manitupuma[GgT]> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}hi cendetta

[17:22:12] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}:D

[17:22:27] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}Carg pro

[17:22:50] <Manitupuma[GgT]> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}carg :*

[17:22:58] *** Carg on IRC: mani <3

[17:23:05] (Central Intelligence) The President tatongwapz will be safe in 14 minutes.

[17:23:06] <selammmlar> {999999}(15) {FFFFFF}lol

[17:23:10] <[DsE]Alaster> {33CCFF}[3] {FFFFFF}Gay

[17:23:15] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}you cant kill me fool

[17:23:21] <[DsE]Alaster> {33CCFF}[3] {FFFFFF}you gay

[17:23:34] * You're no longer under spawn protection.

[17:23:37] *** Carg on IRC: everyone kill alaster, he is server enemy now!

[17:23:37] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}Atleast, Im not a troublesome guy like u

[17:23:40] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}D:

[17:23:41] <[DsE]Alaster> {33CCFF}[3] {FFFFFF}scared of ez

[17:23:44] <ThuG_D_TamiL[IDF]> {33CCFF}[9] {FFFFFF};O

[17:23:53] <ThuG_D_TamiL[IDF]> {33CCFF}[9] {FFFFFF}EYAHH

[17:23:59] <[RD]Pistolstar> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}ojkaaoiejtfg9iaejgoqamgpoiawmwg98

[17:23:59] * You killed [DsE]Alaster (3): Distance: 8 | Weapon: Normal Shotgun

[17:24:01] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}ez

[17:24:06] <[DsE]Alaster> {33CCFF}[3] {FFFFFF}thanks now i got d eagle

[17:24:09] Screenshot Taken - sa-mp-006.png

[17:24:12] *** Carg on IRC: good vendetta you can join pwn now

[17:24:16] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}:o

[17:24:41] Screenshot Taken - sa-mp-007.png

[17:24:41] <[DsE]Alaster> {33CCFF}[3] {FFFFFF}stay tere for your life

[17:24:48] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}hey IDAN

[Konata Izumi]

Carg's tips and tricks xD

[17:21:59] * Use /duty to get your orders and please do not teamkill!

[17:21:59] * Also, select your skin with /cskin

[17:22:01] * tatongwapz is now President.

[17:22:01] <[RD]Pistolstar> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}presi ballz camps in terro spawn

[17:22:03] <Manitupuma[GgT]> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}ho

[17:22:03] * selammmlar is now VicePresident.

[17:22:08] *** Carg on IRC: alaster rekt

[17:22:12] <Manitupuma[GgT]> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}hi cendetta

[17:22:12] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}:D

[17:22:27] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}Carg pro

[17:22:50] <Manitupuma[GgT]> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}carg :*

[17:22:58] *** Carg on IRC: mani <3

[17:23:05] (Central Intelligence) The President tatongwapz will be safe in 14 minutes.

[17:23:06] <selammmlar> {999999}(15) {FFFFFF}lol

[17:23:10] <[DsE]Alaster> {33CCFF}[3] {FFFFFF}Gay

[17:23:15] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}you cant kill me fool

[17:23:21] <[DsE]Alaster> {33CCFF}[3] {FFFFFF}you gay

[17:23:34] * You're no longer under spawn protection.

[17:23:37] *** Carg on IRC: everyone kill alaster, he is server enemy now!

[17:23:37] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}Atleast, Im not a troublesome guy like u

[17:23:40] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}D:

[17:23:41] <[DsE]Alaster> {33CCFF}[3] {FFFFFF}scared of ez

[17:23:44] <ThuG_D_TamiL[IDF]> {33CCFF}[9] {FFFFFF};O

[17:23:53] <ThuG_D_TamiL[IDF]> {33CCFF}[9] {FFFFFF}EYAHH

[17:23:59] <[RD]Pistolstar> {33CCFF}[0] {FFFFFF}ojkaaoiejtfg9iaejgoqamgpoiawmwg98

[17:23:59] * You killed [DsE]Alaster (3): Distance: 8 | Weapon: Normal Shotgun

[17:24:01] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}ez

[17:24:06] <[DsE]Alaster> {33CCFF}[3] {FFFFFF}thanks now i got d eagle

[17:24:09] Screenshot Taken - sa-mp-006.png

[17:24:12] *** Carg on IRC: good vendetta you can join pwn now

[17:24:16] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}:o

[17:24:41] Screenshot Taken - sa-mp-007.png

[17:24:41] <[DsE]Alaster> {33CCFF}[3] {FFFFFF}stay tere for your life

[17:24:48] <[DsE]Vendetta> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}hey IDAN

After that Vendetta got Rekt by me ._. and I became enemy of ptp...



The End

[GhOstZ]

[Kelik]

Chev confirmed haxor 

[20:24:33] {FFFFFF}SA-MP {B9C9BF}0.3.7-R2 {FFFFFF}Started

[20:24:36] Connecting to 37.187.196.107:7777...

[20:24:38] Connected. Joining the game...

[20:24:45] Connected to {B9C9BF}Plan B: Protect The President

[20:24:46] <Baa_[pb]CobbY> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}u will leave ptp and come back when again

[20:24:51] <Makaveli_BiB> {33CCFF}[6] {FFFFFF}yesterday

[20:24:52] * You have successfully logged in!

[20:25:01] * Use /duty to get your orders and please do not teamkill!

[20:25:01] * Also, select your skin with /cskin

[20:25:01] <BiB_kiLLaZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}in the morning

[20:25:04] [WARNING] You are still under spawn protection, your bullets will not have any effect until you leave your spawn zone.

[20:25:04] <Makaveli_BiB> {33CCFF}[6] {FFFFFF}^

[20:25:04] [WARNING] You are still under spawn protection, your bullets will not have any effect until you leave your spawn zone.

[20:25:05] <Baa_[pb]CobbY> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}u will leave ptp and come back when again

[20:25:12] <BiB_kiLLaZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}yesterday in the morning

[20:25:17] *** Chev on IRC: when will you come back again

[20:25:21] <.l.ThuG.AhMeD.GgT.l.> {33CCFF}[10] {FFFFFF}fuck your god

[20:25:23] <.l.ThuG.AhMeD.GgT.l.> {33CCFF}[10] {FFFFFF}id 7

[20:25:25] <.l.ThuG.AhMeD.GgT.l.> {33CCFF}[10] {FFFFFF}fuck him hard

[20:25:26] <Kelly> {CCCCCC}[2] {FFFFFF}oh

[20:25:28] *** Chev on IRC: =)

[20:25:28] * You have left your spawnzone, your spawn protection will run out in 5 seconds.

[20:25:30] <.l.ThuG.AhMeD.GgT.l.> {33CCFF}[10] {FFFFFF}fucking ass licker

[20:25:33] * You're no longer under spawn protection.

[20:25:37] *** Chev on IRC: who is id 7

[20:25:43] <RatMeDStrike> {999999}(7) {FFFFFF}me in a strike

[20:25:44] <RatMeDStrike> {999999}(7) {FFFFFF}lols

[20:25:44] <Baa_[pb]CobbY> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}Chev ur ez

[20:25:44] (Central Intelligence) The President A7med_lYT will be safe in 8 minutes.

[20:25:47] <Alexander> {33CCFF}[5] {FFFFFF}your dad

[20:25:48] *** Chev on IRC: and who is ahmed tho?

[20:25:48] <Jack_Bhai> {CCCCCC}[14] {FFFFFF}down

[20:26:03] *** Carg on IRC: how is ahmad still not banned...

[20:26:11] <[DsE]Nemesis> {33CCFF}[9] {FFFFFF}dk

[20:26:23] <.l.ThuG.AhMeD.GgT.l.> {33CCFF}[10] {FFFFFF}and how you are still not demoted yet

[20:26:30] [ERROR] You can't change your skin right now.

[20:26:31] <[DsE]Nemesis> {33CCFF}[9] {FFFFFF}omg

[20:26:31] <.l.ThuG.AhMeD.GgT.l.> {33CCFF}[10] {FFFFFF}when you are the biggest abuser/ass licker

[20:26:36] *** Chev on IRC: i  will buy server and demote carg to mod

[20:26:37] <BiB_kiLLaZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}carg kad je festa cigana

[20:26:38] *** Chev on IRC: XDDD]

[20:26:44] * You were killed by Baa_[pb]CobbY (12): Distance: 16 | Weapon: UZI

[20:26:46] <Baa_[pb]CobbY> {33CCFF}[12] {FFFFFF}:D

[20:26:47] *** Chev on IRC: i will demote carg to vip

[20:26:48] [ERROR] You need to be spawned to talk with other players.

[20:26:49] * Use /duty to get your orders and please do not teamkill!

[20:26:49] * Also, select your skin with /cskin

[20:26:49] *** Chev on IRC: xDDD

[20:26:54] *** Carg on IRC: u picka ti materina

[20:26:56] * You have left your spawnzone, your spawn protection will run out in 5 seconds.

[20:27:01] <[DsE]Nemesis> {33CCFF}[9] {FFFFFF}how Chev

[20:27:02] * You're no longer under spawn protection.

[20:27:05] <Jack_Bhai> {CCCCCC}[14] {FFFFFF}run rat

[20:27:10] *** Chev on IRC: secret

[20:27:15] <[DsE]Nemesis> {33CCFF}[9] {FFFFFF}hax?

[20:27:15] *** Chev on IRC: i will scam jonne

[20:27:16] <BiB_kiLLaZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}je volim carga trollat

[20:27:20] <Max_Bogatirev> {999999}(13) {FFFFFF}LOOOL rat ahahahaa

[20:27:21] *** Chev on IRC: and take his server

[20:27:25] <[DsE]Nemesis> {33CCFF}[9] {FFFFFF}xD

[20:27:27] <Makaveli_BiB> {33CCFF}[6] {FFFFFF}veruj mi

[20:27:28] <BiB_kiLLaZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}supak najveci

[20:27:32] <Makaveli_BiB> {33CCFF}[6] {FFFFFF}to je jedini normalan admin ovde

[20:27:33] *** Chev on IRC: i will be new owner and ban all players

[20:27:35] <Makaveli_BiB> {33CCFF}[6] {FFFFFF}sto supak?

[20:27:42] <[DsE]Nemesis> {33CCFF}[9] {FFFFFF}xD

[20:27:50] *** Chev on IRC: im kidding

[20:27:53] (Central Intelligence) The President A7med_lYT will be safe in 6 minutes.

[20:27:54] <Makaveli_BiB> {33CCFF}[6] {FFFFFF}naravno i nikola i mve su super

[20:27:56] <[DsE]Nemesis> {33CCFF}[9] {FFFFFF}ss'ed Chev

[20:27:57] <BiB_kiLLaZ[GgT]> {33CCFF}[1] {FFFFFF}ma zajebavam se

[20:27:59] <Makaveli_BiB> {33CCFF}[6] {FFFFFF}ali od ovih starijih

[GlennN]

We are ptpians ,more stupid than Egyptians .
Our gameplay is shit , we record every bit.
Ez we are , shooting from far(sniper).
Duty is mandate , aimbot is upto date.
Hydra is op , NSA is shit ..you mom's a hoe with great tit.
Ending this rhyme , hacking is crime.

Homie fo lyf!

[Chetan]

We are ptpians ,more stupid than Egyptians .
Our gameplay is shit , we record every bit.
Ez we are , shooting from far(sniper).
Duty is mandate , aimbot is upto date.
Hydra is op , NSA is shit ..you mom's a hoe with great tit.
Ending this rhyme , hacking is crime.

Homie fo lyf!

LMFAO XD