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Offline Alcor

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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #135 on: December 15, 2016, 08:43:17 pm »

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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #136 on: December 16, 2016, 12:10:22 am »

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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #137 on: December 16, 2016, 03:50:28 am »
What will you add to our staff team: Very Rare Dick
Btw, I'll be super disappointed if dizzy doesn't get selected after this one.
What else could you ask for your staff team to have. A very rare dick IS A MUST HAVE on EVERY STAFF TEAM!!!

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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #138 on: December 17, 2016, 12:24:54 pm »
http://jonne.be/forum/index.php?topic=668.msg5058;boardseen#new

Is he pretending or really he don't know if his files contains cleos ?

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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #139 on: December 21, 2016, 05:27:22 pm »
Extra space for you to explain what happened - Idk I got banned for nothing. I got some mods and cleo, sampfunc in my gta folder. Maybe its that problem?
Ooooh, just MAAAAYYYBEEEEE thaaat miiiiiight happeeeen to beee the prooobleeeem!!!
« Last Edit: December 21, 2016, 05:29:16 pm by TreePuncher »

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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #140 on: December 21, 2016, 05:28:12 pm »

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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #141 on: December 22, 2016, 02:54:07 pm »
This thread.

Gets unbanned.
Gets banned back within a day due to hacks.
Has no idea that what he installed are hacks.
What is this guy, 7?

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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #142 on: December 22, 2016, 05:17:00 pm »
Extra space for you to explain what happened - Idk I got banned for nothing. I got some mods and cleo, sampfunc in my gta folder. Maybe its that problem?
Ooooh, just MAAAAYYYBEEEEE thaaat miiiiiight happeeeen to beee the prooobleeeem!!!
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #143 on: December 22, 2016, 05:31:46 pm »
That pretty much shows average intelligence of Turkish people...

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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #144 on: December 22, 2016, 06:00:24 pm »
This thread.

Gets unbanned.
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Has no idea that what he installed are hacks.
What is this guy, 7?
;D ;D

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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #145 on: December 22, 2016, 11:47:43 pm »
This thread.

Gets unbanned.
Gets banned back within a day due to hacks.
Has no idea that what he installed are hacks.
What is this guy, 7?
He might be trolling us so hard...


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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #146 on: December 27, 2016, 10:13:45 am »

>tfw someone in-game saying you "enjoy your forum report", after game you are going to forum and... there is no report, so you can not enjoy it
You know the nice thing about the Bronx Zoo, Charlie? There's bars between you and the monkeys.

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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #147 on: December 27, 2016, 11:56:54 am »
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>tfw someone in-game saying you "enjoy your forum report", after game you are going to forum and... there is no report, so you can not enjoy it
;D Very actual.

P.S. (since it's funny PTP quotes topic)
You, my friend, will play only on spawns when i will be in game in the same time with you.
And maybe you will be threaten not only by me. And i will do it because of a "reason".
Shit, SoLoD, that scared me too, although it wasn't directed to me. Can I play safely and move out of the spawns when you are online? ;D
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At all things ever mocks;
For never he knows, what he ought to know,
That he is not free from faults.

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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #148 on: December 27, 2016, 02:40:40 pm »
Can I play safely and move out of the spawns when you are online? ;D
Do you think this is a joke? Huh? DO YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE???
It will take only few seconds to put you on my list.
You know the nice thing about the Bronx Zoo, Charlie? There's bars between you and the monkeys.

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Re: Funny PTP Quotes
« Reply #149 on: December 27, 2016, 04:17:33 pm »

It will take only few seconds to put you on my list.

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