Noviny San Andreas - History

[Ahsoka_Tano]

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The Cops are getting raped by the ISIS! Theyre retreating!
The Cops are getting raped one by one by the terrorist organization called ISIS. The organization managed to occupy some of the places all over the San Andreas. The Cops have managed to pull them back into theyr occupied places but they were too weak to fight more of the terrorists. The cops are pulling back to get a better advantage at theyr armour supplies. Wish them good luck!

The President needs help!
Not long ago the President was trapped in one of the buildings near las venturas. They were pinned down by a group of specially trained terrorists. The Police team didnt offer help for the terrorist because of theyr big advantage of weapons and people. The Swat teams were occupied by a large plane that landed near the airport with a bunch of another trained group of terrorists. The President was his last breath to death... he needed a hero... they needed a hero!
Suddenly we heared from the bodyguards that the terrorists rushed in on bikes but a hero managed to stop them! The hero saved the president from getting raped and they succesfully got to safety! (for now)



Noviny San Andreas 19.1 2018! [/center]

The President strikes back!
The President with the rest of the security and police personnell have gotten into a contact with the defense minister Jonne and called for some airstrike and weapon support that they were actually really given.  The Good guys have started theyr operation called The ISIS Cutting! which was given for its reasons of many raped police officers. The Occupation of San Fierro started after the lunch  when they were fulled with food and couldnt barely move. They used the advantage of not eating theyr lunch which considered in victory for the Police and the Security personnell. The Rest of the ISIS group fallen back into the San Fierro airport for theyr last attack as one of our journalist said. The Golden Gate bridge was closed until the terrorists werent at the San Fierro airport. The Attack will begin here!

San Fierro was succesfully taken back by the goverment!

The operation ISIS Cutting was succesfull and only took 1 hour! The ISIS organization in San Fierro was pushed so now there are only few of them left in San Fierro! The last plane of the terrorists was shot down by the security of the president with succesfull rustlers that they leaved there. The terrorists that surrendered were punished by cutting off theyr very important thing on theyr body. The President said that they will continue to push into Los Santos, as they have succesfully captured the West San Andreas ( With half of the whetstone country) the railways were secured by the security and the swat teams, and the woods were secured by the help of the security teams! We will cut off theyr d***** as theyr main power supply on theyr body, said the president. They are gonna prepare for the attack on the Los Santos Train Station in some days!


Wish for the ISIS guy!
One of the raped police officers called Curry! Wished the Isis guy a very painful death! Ive never wished any harm over a game, but i sincerely hope you get hit by a truck; said Curry. After a while the terrorist got hit by a real truck! The terrorist ended up in a hospital when his balls were literally crushed!!! The Doctors said they couldnt do anything to save the balls ( we were surprised that they actually took care of him) some of his terrorist friends came to see him and gave him some nice chocolate and flowers! People that noticed it said: Was it the GOD that fullfilled curryˇs wish, or was it the President that was driving the truck with his bodygaurds at the whetstone? We will never know... or will we?

The Los Santos Operation is happening at the train station!
The ISIS organization and the police officers are fighting at the trainstation with guns! (actual guns lol) The citizens of the city are kinda giving the both sides an advantage since half of the cops are corrupted and half of the citizens hate isis. The Train Station is in control of The Police and the Terorists at the same time. They recieve backup at the sime time and they occupy it at the same time. Will this Train Station get finally occupied by somebody?


Air is safer than the ground?
The los santos streets are full of terorists with aks and many guns ( tec and combatshotgun we think). The Cars are all exploding all the time. The reports say that the safest path is the air. The air is safer between the houses because the ISIS dont have much control of the sky. Althought you can get sniped by some VIP terorists (special trained terrorists). If you dont have a car, get to the airport and take a plane or call yourself a helicopter!

Bonus!

Subhan will get vip if he gives Chev his mother! (see first pic)
Long ago there was a terrorist named Subhan that joined the isis when they first attacked San Fierro. He was not an elite soldier and he wanted the best weapons, but he couldnt afford them and the isis did not give anyone the special weapons for free. But one day a citizen named Chev[PPLV] gave him a chance to become a vip. (see pic up) Subhan didnt know if giving his mother to Chev is worth the special forces training will be worth it with the special weapons he will get. Will he trade his mother for the vip? Did he trade it? We will know when we see him as an elite soldier in the ISIS!

Are you a good Journalist and you have the better pics than me? Send them to me in pm and maybe they will get on the next Page of Noviny San Andreas!

Girl power is real! Are they dangerous with sawnoffs?
The female bodyguards are dangerous with theyr sawnoffs. The President has been roaming around with his shiny black sultan all over the San Andreas cleaning streets. The Citizens say, they are dangerous! One of the female bodyguards killed a horde of ISIS soldiers with 2 sawnoffs and a body armour from burger shot. We wanted to talk with one of the ISIS?


Cops are still number 1 in San Fierro! Are they cloning?
The Police officers are still in control of the San Fierro. Boats are secured and the isis are still trying to occupy san fierro, so they are sending more trained terrorists there. The main target is the local motel in San Fierro. The motel gives free food and body armors. Who knows where they got the body armours and why are they giving them free, but the real question is... Are the cops cloning themselfs? This is a question that nobody can answer. The locals say that from the Police station they everytime see comming more and more police officers. Are they really cloning themself? Who knows.


Is Dizzy a mushroom?

Today a random guy on the street saw a mushroom. It was not a normal mushroom, it was a shooting and a walking mushroom! A random guy named Schootky_BiB saw him walking around with his (little?) mushroom head. He said that he was drunk or he was in a dream. The truth was he was wearing a mushroom head all the time, but when he went closer it was a real mushroom on his head! Can we eat him? Can we make a soap and give it to him? Or he cant be eaten.. find out yourself!

Burger Shot in San Fierro is selling armours!
A local Burger shot in North San Fierro, is selling body armours. Theyr food stocks were too low and the customers were tired of the same food. So today they are selling out body armours! The Idea came to the owners head by an accident when he was trying a body armour in a nearby ammunation. He got shot but realized he had a body armour on him. The Ammu-Nations are no longer selling these bodyarmours, so this burger shot got this idea and now is giving free body armour to people! They said that most of the people that came there were the ISIS and the local police. They are still working perfectly!

Bonus!

Help us Find Subhan!
Subhan has gone missing not long ago. He ran from home because he needed to do some business. Then he never came back. Subhans mother needs help of finding his son! The reward is that you can stay with here one minute for talking or having a coffe. The Police Officers are doing theyr best to find subhan. Did you saw Subhan? Take a picture of him and post it here!

[Arabiane]

niceee, keep us in touch of what's happening in game   
and recruit some good jornalists dude.

[Luka]

Nice waiting for more 

[Shawkhawk did nothing wrong!]

OHhh Mhy Glob! It's trying to brainwash us,
fake news! Fake news everywhere! Shitz, lizards and illuminati are here, stay awae fram meh! Uhhhh, where is ma almunium foil hat,

Btw I'm the reporter, jajaja check the skin

[Jessy]

Damn! Haha 
Nice one.

[Rage]

Nice

[LPCOLTER]

How about we shoot a video?
"President prevented from rape"
Edited-----------------
Video-
"PRESIDENT RAPED BY A NEWBIE HYDRA"

[Drama]

"PRESIDENT RAPED BY A NEWBIE HYDRA"

Over Confidence

[Shawkhawk did nothing wrong!]

How about we shoot a video?
"President prevented from rape"
Edited-----------------
Video-
"PRESIDENT RAPED BY A NEWBIE HYDRA"

NEXT TIME TYPE WHILE CAPS IS OFF.

[LPCOLTER]

PRESIDENT RAPED

[Madman]

Great job Alex.I hope you'll improve with more and newer news of  San Andreas

[Oakley]

I like this

[Scott_]

+1 xD
Nice one bro

[Panal_Abeja]

jajajjajaj me ganaste Alex, yo tenia pensado hacer mini revista sobre las cosas que pasan en el server, poner mensajes anónimos y sus repuestas, publicidad,entrevistas....
Buena foto de mi rustler  GG
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jajajjajajajajaj you won me Alex, I had thought to make mini magazine on the things that happen in the server, to put anonymous messages and their answers, publicity, interviews.....
Good photo of my rustler GG

[GlennN]

Cool! Can't wait for the next episode