I really like your idea of educating people, Rage, good to see that you're trying to channel your energy into something productive. But, unfortunately, it isn't enough to learn language. What you're trying to do is to implement a phrasebook like that ones that are sold for the tourists or released during wartime. The only result that can be achieved by that is learning some simple common phrases, but you won't be able to say anything else.
To study the language to moderate level, you need to visit courses or learn "tutorials"; and to talk it fluently, you must frequently contact native speakers and read books to work out the "language feeling", like the one we all have about our native languages.
What else can I say? Je suis Altus_Demens. Je ne regrette rien. La vie n'est pas parfaite. Si Dieu n'existe pas, alors tout est permis. Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite!