Family friendly joke
Mother writes to his son, who is in prison. "Hello my dear son, you can't imagine how horrible it is without you. My health got worser and so did your fathers. We have no money, no food. Our fields are not being worked, not plowed, your father is not capable of doing it anymore, we won't be able to plant potatoes or anything without you." Son writes back to his mom "Mom, in here i can't help you with anything. But please don't go to the fields, please don't dig anything, when i'll get out, i will handle the fields myself. Just don't go near the fields" After two weeks or so, son gets another letter from his mother " Son, i don't know whats going on. The police is digging the fields, looking for something . What's going on ?" The son writes back "Mom, I helped however i could, but you will have to plant the potatoes yourself's"
