The state of Texas. A sheriff, who's favourite catchphrase is "It could have been worser", get a message. Three people have died. His two deputies arrive at the scene. They see two people dead at the bedroom, two naked people, and one, well dressed person, at the kitchen. all of them have bullet holes, in their heads or elsewhere. One of the deputies says:" Well it seems like everything is easy. The person in the kitchen saw these two having sex, the woman was probably his wife, he then went on to shoot them and shoot himself in the kitchen. SImple" The other deputy says" The sheriff wont care. he will come, see this and will say " It could have been worser". And the sheriff arrived, he looked at the three dead bodies. He then stops and says" Aha, well, it could have been worser" The first deputy says " What do you mean it could have been worser ? What do you mean by that" The sheriff looks at him " Well you see, last night, in this womans bed, was me"