NOVINY SAN ANDREAS!Psycho clown rapist chases hot galsAt the abandoned airport at verdant meadows- terror striked.
A wanted clown rapist who goes by the name 'sniperpointer' chased a hot gal in an airplane hangar , attempting to rape her.
Her name was fuckyou,(yes,ikr?). She is new to San Andreas, recently moving here from BD.
She was on her way home when her car crashed, and she stumbled upon the abandoned airport, where she came across sniperpointer.She began to run erratically, to avoid sniperpointers saw.
'Who would come to her aid?' she pondered, and when all hope seemed lost,
A gang of women arrived, and began to chase sniperpointer .The group of valiant heros were quoted to have come in screaming, 'WE GOTCHYU FAM!' . Sniperpointer was later beaten up and taken into custody.
After stopping sniperpointer in his tracks, the heroines scrammed quickly. Who are they? If you know anything, please contact us at our head office.
Breaking News!!!Pervert beaten up by latino chickThe beach is a place to relax, but that was not the story when MrPlace, a latino with an aim to have fun , was prey to the feasting eyes of a pervert from the Cluckin Bell. He stared at her, fantasies spun through his head, and he was getting aroused.......
When she finally realized there were eyes on her, enraged , she pulled out a dildo and proceeded to whack the shit out of the pervert. May he learn his lesson...
Pres and bodyguards take a day offThe terrorists had backed off, civilians were busy with their activites, and the police were dunking donuts at the local donut shop.
So, the president safi, along with his bodyguards decided to take a break and relax. They went to Area 69 , and one bodyguard decided to get his daily workout in.
BUT, there is always an end to everything. The recently hired bodyguard was a terrorist in disguise, and he began to open fire upon the president. Luckily, the bodyguards were prepared, and disposed of the imposter with malice.
Thats all the news for today folks, come back next week for more exciting news!!!