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Keep up the good work :-)

[FlapJack[M.I.B]]

I'm Loving this game even more.. keep this up guys.. can't wait to see more news. 📰📰🗞️🗞️

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NOVINY SAN ANDREAS!


Psycho clown rapist chases hot gals

At the abandoned airport at verdant meadows- terror striked.
A wanted clown rapist who goes by the name 'sniperpointer' chased a hot gal in an airplane hangar , attempting to rape her.
Her name was fuckyou,(yes,ikr?). She is new to San Andreas, recently moving here from BD.
She was on her way home when her car crashed, and she stumbled upon the abandoned airport, where she came across sniperpointer.She began to run erratically, to avoid sniperpointers saw.



'Who would come to her aid?' she pondered, and when all hope seemed lost, A gang of women arrived, and began to chase sniperpointer .The group of valiant heros were quoted to have come in screaming, 'WE GOTCHYU FAM!' . Sniperpointer was later beaten up and taken into custody.
After stopping sniperpointer in his tracks, the heroines scrammed quickly. Who are they? If you know anything, please contact us at our head office.




Breaking News!!!
Pervert beaten up by latino chick

The beach is a place to relax, but that was not the story when MrPlace, a latino with an aim to have fun , was prey to the feasting eyes of a pervert from the Cluckin Bell. He stared at her, fantasies spun through his head, and he was getting aroused.......



When she finally realized there were eyes on her, enraged , she pulled out a dildo and proceeded to whack the shit out of the pervert. May he learn his lesson...




Pres and bodyguards take a day off

The terrorists had backed off, civilians were busy with their activites, and the police were dunking donuts at the local donut shop.
So, the president safi, along with his bodyguards decided to take a break and relax. They went to Area 69 , and one bodyguard decided to get his daily workout in.



BUT, there is always an end to everything. The recently hired bodyguard was a terrorist in disguise, and he began to open fire upon the president. Luckily, the bodyguards were prepared, and disposed of the imposter with malice.




Thats all the news for today folks, come back next week for more exciting news!!!

[Rage]

Nice!!

[Ahsoka_Tano]

New News as always!
Big thanks to NewsDog if it wasnt him this would never exist
And thanks to Vishwas, the journalist and the readers for theyr support!

Convoys all over San Andreas

There are several convoys that the president is using to get into specific places. Bodyguards on these convoys are used to travel around several hours before the terorists get to sleep. Theyre favourite vehicle is the so called FBI Rancher that is suitable for every bodyguard. Seeying the convoys makes every civilian to hide. These convoys are usually ambushed by terorists and they get stopped very quickly so they are on the road for only several minutes.



Vice Presidents drug boat

Many tactics were made by the President and the Vice President. This tactic is known and is almost always used. The Defense on the drug boat was lead by the Vice President. They have thought of this as the best tactic to hide out the ISIS attacks on the San Andreas state. The boat has only 1 entrance and it was called as the unsinkable boat. This boat cant be sinked as there have been many airstrikes on the boat. Will the defense fail? We will know! (nope it failed)



President and his helicopters.

The President used many vehicles and limousines to escape from the ISIS. But this time it was not a vehicle. They used the vehicle to get to the Helicopters, and used them to get on high ground. The president landed on the near building to wave to the fellow citizens as they were sniping his fellow bodyguards that were using the other helicopters to get to him. Rustlers were a minor thing since most of them crashed into buildings as they werent such good pilots. The helicopters were effective for the president and his bodyguards!

Curently working on Noviny San Andreas Magazines and the chopper.

[Airman]

Curently working on Noviny San Andreas Magazines and the chopper.

Great job bud , cant wait for the chopper

[LPCOLTER]

Guyz, Noviny is basically focused around president.
We need content!
We need Private Reporters!

[Ahsoka_Tano]

New News sorry im late as always.
Only 2 articles due to lack of information.



Fire at the Las Vegas Casino!
 
There was a fire at the Las Venturas casino at Monday. The fire started in the night when everybody was sleeping and farting at home. On the rooftop of the caligulas casino the fire started near one of the entrances to the rooftop. One of the janitors was cleaning the toilets in the down floors when he heared an explosion comming from the rooftop. When he wanted to investigate it, he figured out the entrance was blocked because of the fire. The fire lasted for only a hour thanks to the fast arrival of the firemen. The cause of the explosion was an unsuccesfull kamikadze attack of one of the ISIS terorists that police thinks, wanted to kill the janitor, but failed. The janitor is still happily cleaning the floors.



Cubeys son?

A happy reunite? Is this his son? A strange man called mr. cubey when he was on his way to god knows where. He was called with the words of. I am your father. But cubey said: Lets make you my son! Cubey was so proud of his son wasnt he? ( dunno) The guys name was rage PRO FUCKER that was so called cubeys son. After some minutes rage PRO FUCKER left and newer came back. Now cubey is sad because he will never see him again. Cheer him up a man!



Im think im gonna take some days off ptp. Its kinda boring for me right now maybe i will start playing again in the april. Curently im not working on anything but im thinking if i should make the Noviny sa magazine an example or let the journalists decide. So im gonna work on it. Thanks for the support

Big thanks to NewsDog Vishwas journalists and others that are supporting this.
Currently gonna work on: Noviny SA Magazine. and on the PTP scenario.
If you want to become a journalist of Noviny SA check the first topic howto send me an app.

[[ThunderStorm]]

This will remain a mystery...

Nice one, Curry

LMAO!!

[Saurabh]

This will remain a mystery...

Nice one, Curry

LMAO!!

Lohit always haf fantasy for trucks. Turns him on

[Chetan]

Cubeys son?

A happy reunite? Is this his son? A strange man called mr. cubey when he was on his way to god knows where. He was called with the words of. I am your father. But cubey said: Lets make you my son! Cubey was so proud of his son wasnt he? ( dunno) The guys name was rage PRO FUCKER that was so called cubeys son. After some minutes rage PRO FUCKER left and newer came back. Now cubey is sad because he will never see him again. Cheer him up a man!

Finally this kid adopted a son.

[LPCOLTER]

omg ptp needs a private reporter
I'll be One
Pvt.LP.

[Ahsoka_Tano]

Well there were no news for 1st april. I didnt have pics and journalists forgot about it so i apologise for that. Anyways im gonna take a month off playing ptp. Its not the same. I didnt see an update about the class or something else ( for ex. changing the tec to mp5) and im kinda bored from the unbalanced teams and the gameplay too. I forgot howto play terro so i suck at combat shotgun tec and ak. Guess i have to go to the fresh air and into the rain forests am i right?

Anyways i hope journalists see this. I didnt want to make a list of the journalists to make the news because i dont think many of you have the time for it... but i guess you will somehow organise who will make the news. Vishwas is in charge of the journalists so he can choose who will make the news for the next sundays. Im gonna try and think about the magazine and the plan b project when im out in the forest.

Regards Alex...

[Ahsoka_Tano]

Made a Discord group for NSA https://discord.gg/YUxyrX

[Maddy]

Well there were no news for 1st april. I didnt have pics and journalists forgot about it so i apologise for that. Anyways im gonna take a month off playing ptp. Its not the same. I didnt see an update about the class or something else ( for ex. changing the tec to mp5) and im kinda bored from the unbalanced teams and the gameplay too. I forgot howto play terro so i suck at combat shotgun tec and ak. Guess i have to go to the fresh air and into the rain forests am i right?

Anyways i hope journalists see this. I didnt want to make a list of the journalists to make the news because i dont think many of you have the time for it... but i guess you will somehow organise who will make the news. Vishwas is in charge of the journalists so he can choose who will make the news for the next sundays. Im gonna try and think about the magazine and the plan b project when im out in the forest.

Regards Alex...

Damn I was waiting..