NOVINY SAN ANDREAS: 3.3.2018!
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Teleport!4.)Who is responsible behind these Cars?
Click Over here5.)Noviny SA County Adventure
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Ghosts?
A Government Conspiracy or another Alien Mischief?
Recently there have been reports and sightings of a strange new phenomena occurring with people.
There have been sightings of ghost players, these ghosts look like clones of players who have been summoned out of the area either for duty or leave. These Ghosts take the names of the players and their last noted Health. However,these ghosts lay motionless but can be killed before they disappear in a matter of 15 seconds.
Some recognized that these have been used as a good measure to prevent the abuse of 'summoning' by some mischievous people with issues. One responsible behind this phenomena is still unrecognized, some suspect this to be the RC Alien influence along with all the other strange changes happening around. A few say that this is another of the Inner Circle's actions.
There is a strange Pilot however that is noticed to be around during the very first sightings of these occurrences. Unfortunately he is yet to be identified amongst the many pilots in the state.
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The Clown-Santa: BurgerKing
Is this guy a Hero? Does he save people from the wrath of ISIS and Corrupt cops? Does he save the president?
Well not quite, this man is a hero among many because he provides burgers for Everyone and also gives lifts to stranded people!
Apparently after being denied position of School Jester despite his friendly nature, for certain 'clothing' reasons Mr.BurgerKing had to find a new place.
Mr.B recently joined the state as a registered citizen. However, that name doesn't stand for nothing! Mr.B has decided to give out FREE burgers to anyone in need.
His Red County Burger campaign has fed many people with Burgers! Although if you are a naughty boy then you would get a poor quality burger like LPColter did and now he isn't seen much around!
Recent demands of Donuts by cops have been made and BurgerKing has promised to bring Donut Stock Next Time!
Although Mr.B is nowhere to be seen in the recent times after visiting the city. The local sheriff suspect Mr.B to be on the run from the BurgerShot Corp. due to them already having established a superior health product for everyone in SanFierro and the Corp. maybe after Mr.B to sue him for copyright.
Disclaimer: Although they are reported to be super delicious, the burgers don't raise personal health. Back To Index?
ブレード対ブレード!
An unexpected samurai showdown?!
In East Los Santos a Big Battle unknown to others residing in the state was occuring.
Our reporter got rekt due to being caught in a explosion in East Los Santos, after getting himself a armored vest from the local vendor, he decided to look into the source suspecting that someone illegally imported a Hydra into Los Santos. However there wasn't any Hydra, there were Only two people! : Pimp ‘Gucci Glenn’ and Triad ‘Brian Walker’, with Katanas dueling each other out!
Our reporter and a local named BobMarley desperately tried to capture the footage by using various cameras. However, they couldn't keep up.
Although the reporter and Bob immediately dialled 911/r for a teleporting case but Nanibot simply denied the case and clarified they were simply too fast. Although Shocked,The reporter Lohit and local BobM still managed to get a few shots.
However,by that time the explosions and shockwave caused by the mere clash of the swords had drained their health and by the final clash they passed out before knowing who was the winner.
It's been suspected that random Shogun spirits possessed them to settle an eternal battle,which explains them wearing Helmets in substitutes to Shogun Masks.
Regardless, The Winner is unknown and a similar showdown is suspected to occur again in the future.
Also,Unfortunately the Light Speed Camera did capture the whole super fight but our Noob reporter forgot it on the Scene and it is yet to be recovered and is Lost as of now.Back To Index?
Who is the one responsible behind these Cars!
A question unanswered in the state provided information console is that who is the great one who bought so much Cars into the state?
Ever since the state has gone into Lockdown due to the recent ISIS Threat, almost all cars have been either been safely secured. Leaving newcoming citizens no choice but to walk on foot since they don't own any cars.
Except for a few people who own some cars with a DiamondGold Insurance,they just leave the car out in open not caring what will happen to it,knowing it will returned in Mint Condition (sometimes even with a respray!) if confirmed to be wrecked/lost and can even be spammed just to get a different colored car.
However,the citizen base lacked cars since they didn't have enough money to buy so many cars for every citizen. After a few days of no cars, the citizens were shocked to see EVERY Citizen base having cars on each base! and Each vehicle has a DiamondGold Insurance!
The government was happy to not deal with car problem anymore and spend money on it so they used the planned 10 Million to eat Donuts,however they accidentally used the SWAT funds along with it and SWATs are as under-powered as ever.
Some people who are deep into the information circle who believe that a certain individual named Quido is responsible behind this and is in association with the Infamous mystery Pilot. Quido is suspected to be a girl who gives out fansigns to certain people, we are not sure if it's a Trap by her to confuse us or if Quido is the Trap himself, Quido doesn't roam much around the State as per our sources and comes out at certain times of the week.
Our Reporters continue to look into the truth behind this act.
Attached Info: Our sources uncovered this about Quido in the citizen board of the Govt. Forums. https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=490.msg22242#msg22242Back To Index?
Unkown mystery Plague in Bone County!In our WV tour, we consumed strange kind of drug in the vending machine which made us addictive to it as soon as we left the machine, forcing us to drink it repeatedly .
It changed our faces to hellgoat masks and made us see Lord BEPIS (not the drink) who cursed us with the 100 TidePod death and when we returned to our consciousness the mask was still on we kept on dying and revived with the taste of soap in our mouths. Locals officials immediately took action and the vending machines were replaced, sadly we were the only two victims and the effect soon died off after many deaths.
Luckily our Spy cameras were able to record some portions of the footage,however Bepis' face wasn't able to get captured unfortunately.
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The Noviny Special!
The New Noviny Van?
Our fresh journalist Lohit headed out into the State to gather news, he brought his own custom Noviny SA Van and headed out into the state.
The Reporter however wasn't exactly into good luck.
Only a few minutes after he went to get some health and armor from the nearby riverside in Red County and left his van behind...
A local sheriff accidentally mistook it for a roadblock and jacked it in order to drive to the roadblock location.
After dealing with the Sheriff and getting his van back, reporter Lohit met with his friend AnGon and went out to collect news together with AnGoN helping the former out as a guard.
However soon they got attacked by a Wild ISIS Pokemon by the name of Walker01
After Fending him off however AnGoN had to get high and smoked and ruined the air freshener inside.
Eventually the van got in ruins with dirt smudged all over the Noviny Tag.
While in the meanwhile poor Lohit is forced to drive Dizzy's Second Hand LawnMower on a rent that's higher than his pay.
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Who is this Crazy Daredevil Hobo?
(A continuation from 'Too many Bikes in State': City plagued with bike hopping addicts?)
Ever since some Gas Sations of the state have gone out of business, the goverment has responded by spending money on more Bicycles as a travel alternative since Bicycles are cheap and the goverment had some extra money left to spend they brought a lot more Bicycles and increased the total count of Bicycles at Bicycle centers.
(**Read our Last Noviny Issue to know more! : https://planbserver.com/forum/index.php?topic=2975.msg28783#msg28783)(Actually it was the leftover SWAT Funds from earlier in order to improve them but the goverment forgot again)
There has been a notable growth in Bicycle users, recently a collective group of Skilled Bicycle Hoppers have been using these bikes a lot and are encouraging others to join in.
Our Noviny worker, on his way to the Emerald Isle for a short stay he caught a glimpse of a random street homeless Hobo peddling his bike viciously and climbing up lower building parts with bunnyhops to reach the rooftops . And it caught his interest and he followed the Hobo.
Upon closer inspection Noob found out that he had some Dead and Man written on his name although the Hobo was too fast to see his name clearly, suspecting it to be a Edgy Suicide guy combined with the fact he is just about to attempt jumping of the rooftop any moment and is already gathering the speed,nearing the rooftop edge he quickly prepared to...when...
**Despite what it may seem like the 'Okay response to the countdown' in the civilian messenging app was meant to be a PM. The jump was perfectly executed and he landed on the Rooftop safely
Upon even further following inspection the Daredevil Hobo made another magnifcent rooftop jump:
Some people attempted to do the same (Including Noob) but failed miserably.
But the man didn't stop and executed another huge jump on his MTB:
(**I swear he wasn't talking to meh,no clickbaitz plzz)Sources Suspect that this man is actually a skilled BHoP’er from the recently formed bike group.
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Vigilante Militia in the State?
While our brave Cops fend off the threat of ISIS from the President. Smaller problems can't be handled due to the state of emergency.
However,a few group of brave civilian Militia have taken care of these Problems by themselves. Many of these civilians are well equipped with professional kits* and use it very well.
These militia have help the people by attacking terros camping at civilian camp and even arresting some of them!
These brave men have also have accomplished a major operation with our Noviny Noob Lohit. What was the operation about? Was it successful?
That is just a part of things that will be expanded upon the upcoming issues of
NOVINY SAN ANDREAS!Well that's it for this week! See you on the next issues!
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CreditsAlexCJ:
NovinySA CreatorLohit:
Journalist of this Edition of Noviny[i/]
P.S .: I unintentionally exceeded the Word Limit , Post is continued below !
