A husband and a wife goes to a doctor. The husband, as a gentleman, allowed the woman to go first. The doctor asked the woman what problems does she have, she answer"Head trauma and third degree burns on my back." The doctor looks at her like he would look at an insane person, then he invites the man, when the woman left. The man comes in, takes down his pants and shows that his penis is all chewed up like a dog toy. The doctor looks in fear:"Well this is a strange family. How the hell did this all happen ?" The man begins to tell the story:" How how ? Well last night, we had such great sex that this morning I decided to pay her back by making her some breakfast, while she was sleeping. So I was making some pancakes, I see my wife is coming "Opa opa, how is your morning ?" Soon I see she is kneeling down, taking my pants down and doing her job there. So I though, maybe I should do something funny too. So I launched the pancake into the air, like those chefs do, And bam all that oil went on my wifes back." The doctor:"So, how about the head injury ?"The husband"Well after I spilled all that oil on her, she began to chew on my penis so I hit her with the pan as hard as I could. What the hell should I have done other wise ?"
